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brakeless posted:you are about to enter a relationship I'll take crazy over vindictive, lazy, or broke. When I'm dying I definitely won't look back and regret all the surreal pillowtalk and weird orgasms (crazy is good gently caress you lol).
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Adam Vegas posted:Nah, this is a woman who believes in ghosts and thinks wise old men know her future. She dumb. Bullet dodged. I think I'm with Pick on this one. I think the story is funnier if you imagined it as a series of progressively more bizarre attempts to break up culminating with a large fake exorcism put on by her family and friends.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 17:48 |
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Elsa please do a Beetlejuice themed illustration of that story.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 17:49 |
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Panfilo posted:Elsa please do a Beetlejuice themed illustration of that story. I don't think I know which retard relationship post you mean, can you link me please
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 17:51 |
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Elsa posted:I don't think I know which retard relationship post you mean, can you link me please DragQueenofAngmar posted:My (20 F) SO broke up with me (21 M) for reasons I fully can't understand
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 17:54 |
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lol beetlejuice. yeah I could see that working
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 18:05 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I think I'm with Pick on this one. I think the story is funnier if you imagined it as a series of progressively more bizarre attempts to break up culminating with a large fake exorcism put on by her family and friends. Ahaha now tbf that is a loving hilarious mental image, so you're bringing me round...
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 18:09 |
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"My [25M posted:wife [26F] writes outlandish fanfiction and honestly it kinda bothers me"]
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 18:41 |
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Sounds like this lady has a healthy outlet for her terrible writing impulses so she can get them out of the way for when she writes professionally. It's actually kinda cute.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 18:52 |
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hehe this is cute. just let her be a dweeb in peace.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 18:55 |
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Compared to the one where the guy found his girlfriends mpreg dog dick rape fiction, this guy has it pretty good. I'm guessing she really wouldn't want him to read it - its one thing to have something published in your name and another to have an anonymous piece of fanfiction public under a pseudonymn. It really comes off like he's taking her escapism personally rather than realizing its something we all do in some form (e.g., movies, books, videogames, etc.).
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 19:03 |
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Pick posted:hehe this is cute. just let her be a dweeb in peace. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Darger Read this Pick, you'll get a kick out of it
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 19:03 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Darger don't even pretend I don't know henry darger, that is the basis of like my favorite joke in venture bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vXjwTux8T4
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 19:08 |
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Pick posted:don't even pretend I don't know henry darger, that is the basis of like my favorite joke in venture bros Just making sure. That wiki article has the best out of quotes and I love bringing it up at every opportunity "In 1968, Darger became interested in tracing some of his frustrations back to his childhood and began writing The History of My Life. Spanning eight volumes, the book only spends 206 pages detailing Darger's early life before veering off into 4,672 pages of fiction about a huge twister called "Sweetie Pie," probably based on memories of a tornado he had witnessed in 1908."
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 19:31 |
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Dienes posted:Compared to the one where the guy found his girlfriends mpreg dog dick rape fiction, this guy has it pretty good. I'm guessing she really wouldn't want him to read it - its one thing to have something published in your name and another to have an anonymous piece of fanfiction public under a pseudonymn. you mean how he sounds like a loving square
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 19:41 |
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You know what's worse than crazy, a good-looking woman who is out of school and drives a lovely car. That's something I run from or laugh at. It's an indicator of so many things that could be wrong edit: like,1992 Camry lovely Anagram of GINGER fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Apr 22, 2017 |
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It's pretty clear that men are horrible people until a woman comes into their lives and civilizes them. But it might be possible to jumpstart this process with a Welcome to the Monkey House solution that removes men from their sexual obsession. When a man destroys himself, it's almost always over sex, because in his mind he is a butterfly. Butterflies are the sexual morph of the caterpillar animal, many don't even have functioning mouthparts. They are gently caress tools with wings and they just care about loving and they'll fly thousands of miles to gently caress and aside from that they don't give a poo poo about anyone or anything.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 20:03 |
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Pick posted:It's pretty clear that men are horrible people until a woman comes into their lives and civilizes them. But it might be possible to jumpstart this process with a Welcome to the Monkey House solution that removes men from their sexual obsession. When a man destroys himself, it's almost always over sex, because in his mind he is a butterfly. Butterflies are the sexual morph of the caterpillar animal, many don't even have functioning mouthparts. They are gently caress tools with wings and they just care about loving and they'll fly thousands of miles to gently caress and aside from that they don't give a poo poo about anyone or anything. Pick your trolling today is a bit too obvious, dial it back like 10% and try again tomorrow
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 20:09 |
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Pick posted:It's pretty clear that men are horrible people until a woman comes into their lives and civilizes them. But it might be possible to jumpstart this process with a Welcome to the Monkey House solution that removes men from their sexual obsession. When a man destroys himself, it's almost always over sex, because in his mind he is a butterfly. Butterflies are the sexual morph of the caterpillar animal, many don't even have functioning mouthparts. They are gently caress tools with wings and they just care about loving and they'll fly thousands of miles to gently caress and aside from that they don't give a poo poo about anyone or anything. Uh Actually I did say I'd drop everything for you but actually I'm working on something and nothing else matters. I'm just saying this on the off chance you're at all serious or took my earlier comment seriously.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 20:13 |
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zakharov posted:Pick your trolling today is a bit too obvious, dial it back like 10% and try again tomorrow I mean, she's right about butterflies. There are lots of insects that don't have mouths or even a digestive tract as an adult since all they do is gently caress and die.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 20:15 |
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MC Buttah-Phly's new album: Get hosed and Then Die, or Die Trying
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 20:32 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:I mean, she's right about butterflies. There are lots of insects that don't have mouths or even a digestive tract as an adult since all they do is gently caress and die. The popularity of FYAD, literally "gently caress You And Die", is proof that the male half of humanity has uncritically accepted its horny butterfly morph, it screams and cums through the air and cannot see a window, relying on the milk(weed) of female compassion all the way to death's door.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 20:39 |
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Personally, I'm more of a cicada. Living in a hole in the ground, emerging into adulthood to sit on a tree and yell "COME gently caress THIS" until I die
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 20:45 |
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If men aren't like the loathsome desert hornytard then why do they keep falling "in love" with female coworkers, many of whom are happily in relationships?
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 20:47 |
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Pick is a modern-day Sigmund Freud
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 20:47 |
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Pick posted:If men aren't like the loathsome desert hornytard then why do they keep falling "in love" with female coworkers, many of whom are happily in relationships? If women aren't broken children in need of a guiding hand, why do they keep falling "in love" with much older men, many of whom are happily in relationships?
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 20:50 |
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WampaLord posted:If women aren't broken children in need of a guiding hand, why do they keep falling "in love" with much older men, many of whom are happily in relationships? BECAUSE BUTTERFLIES KNOW THINGS AS THEY DIE
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 20:53 |
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I changed my mind, I'm more of a mayfly. Exploding out of the water, yelling "COME gently caress THIS" only to be snatched up by a bird or fish.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 20:56 |
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Here's a woman who's terrible and doesn't know what she has: My (35F) Husband (35M) is too good (lucky?) at everything and its bullshit quote:I know the title is provocative but it's how its how I've felt lately. Well sure, if he constantly rubs his success in her face... quote:Im having difficulty understanding why you are jealous rather than happy for him. Does he rub it in your face? Does he act selfish? I could understand you would not feel like a team if he had done things to make you feel that way. But your post doesn't mention that at all. The OP posted:No, that's the frustrating part about it. He's happy to call me the smart one and never talks about his success. But at this point its become so glaringly obvious he's more successful. I can't even chalk it up to finance being an easier field, since apparently now he can program too.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 20:57 |
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Also her husband is best friends with every video game
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 21:02 |
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Finance: a dying field
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 21:07 |
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'gently caress you, I don't even want your lovely sour grapes!' screamed the fox across a mediation table at the signing of the divorce papers.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 21:18 |
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If they get divorced its pretty much impossible for him to fine someone worse so it truly is nothing but failing upwards in finance. Also to reiterate: finance, a dying field.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 21:24 |
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My god. Dude is just crushing it every day and I bet he wishes his wife would quit work to focus on the kids and have more face time for him while he makes 8x her salary for getting high and throwing pizza parties. I can understand being miffed at someone upstaging you, especially if it seems like they just effortlessly came from behind and eclipsed your skill, but you need to be happy for your ridiculously successful spouse at some point, lady. This dude has a fair amount of free time due to his job though, and I'll bet he put in plenty of hours coding at work, since it was for his job anyway. All she saw was him pecking away on a few projects at home. His wife has kids and a constrained schedule to deal with. Her job probably doesn't allow for attaining any more programming mastery than she currently has (no varied tasks or difficulties), which would make it boring and frustrating on top of everything else. What's the solution?
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 21:26 |
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I know calling fake is frowned upon, but that sounds like an MRA bait post. ''Maybe sexism is at play'' was the giveaway.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 21:42 |
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ravenkult posted:I know calling fake is frowned upon, but that sounds like an MRA bait post. ''Maybe sexism is at play'' was the giveaway. Khorne fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Apr 22, 2017 |
# ? Apr 22, 2017 21:49 |
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that lady's problem is def not her lovely attitude
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 21:50 |
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I [26/F] am in love with the man [late-20s/M] next door.quote:I know this is going to sound creepy, but just hear me out.
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# ? Apr 22, 2017 21:54 |
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WampaLord posted:Here's a woman who's terrible and doesn't know what she has: Please don't doxx my parents' marriage from 20 years ago. Spoiler: they're still together, but it took my mom a long time to be ok with being with someone who is consistently well-liked and succeeds at everything. Having seen a relationship like that from the kid's viewpoint, I can absolutely see how it's annoying for the spouse who feels they have to work ten times as hard to achieve half as much. It doesn't excuse having a lovely attitude about it, but it really does get old to watch someone who is just constantly amazing at everything. It's like being in a relationship with a protagonist from a young-adult dystopia: everyone in the whole world is always telling them how great they are, and you're over there like 'but they're not even doing anything!' Not saying the woman isn't a huge bitch who should be grateful for what she has, but I can at least understand the temptation to be upset about it. FormerPoster fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Apr 22, 2017 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:I changed my mind, I'm more of a mayfly. Exploding out of the water, yelling "COME gently caress THIS" only to be snatched up by a bird or fish. Or wander into someone's house for their cats to play with and eventually eat. At least, that's what happens to all the mayflies in my area.
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