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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
I don't go to lovely movies, I just make them

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Dissapointed Owl posted:

I don't go to lovely movies, I just make them

I think the difference is that one costs you a small amount of money and one makes you a large amount of money.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Sure how about you give us $5 for every one wall dollar and anything surplus goes in this nice fund labeled the gently caress Donald Trump fund

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
It's a red flag since Trump never keeps promises. He'd just use some lovely law so he wouldn't have to pay them or keep having his retard friends try to kill ACA so they'd not have to pay.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Dizz posted:

It's a red flag since Trump never keeps promises. He'd just use some lovely law so he wouldn't have to pay them or keep having his retard friends try to kill ACA so they'd not have to pay.

UH I think you will find that it's exactly this that makes Donald Trump the master of the art of the deal.

Mickey Mental
May 18, 2008

Minimalist Program posted:

I think the difference is that one costs you a small amount of money and one makes you a large amount of money.

So, the trees are just the right height?

Such conundrums in the loliverse!

The next thing you'll be saying is they haven't ran a decent candidate for the last 50 years!

We had such luminaries as Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, John McCain, Mitt Romney, and Donald Trump!

The Republican Party has been a garbage fire for half a century and people still vote for them.

lol

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016

Drunk & Ugly posted:

Popular science explainer Bill Nye

mods, namechange, etc.

Zmej
Nov 6, 2005

hey remember when the country thought an undecided voter was not an idiot and celebrated him? lol

https://twitter.com/kenbone18/status/842825534853857280/photo/1

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
@zmej: what does that twitter post have to do with this thread?

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

Scary! posted:

@zmej: what does that twitter post have to do with this thread?

he asked a question during one of the debates and people thought he was a jolly fat man but then realized hes a complete creep when they found his reddit account

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Scary! posted:

@zmej: what does that twitter post have to do with this thread?

Itt: we describe Ken Bone

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
It seems the heavy mustachioed redditor who likes pregnant porn also has an interest in guns and nintendos. That's a real shock to the system. Btw did you hear, a little after everyone lost interest in Ken Bone forever, Donald tr-

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/855859245023211520

...gives keystone pipeline the go ahead, cuts epa funding.

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Romes128 posted:

he asked a question during one of the debates and people thought he was a jolly fat man but then realized hes a complete creep when they found his reddit account

Oh, weird sweater guy? I forgot about him. That description rung a bell and I had to google his name.

alphabettitouretti posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/855859245023211520

...gives keystone pipeline the go ahead, cuts epa funding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sGKvDNdJNA

Lol

Scary! fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Apr 22, 2017

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/855859245023211520

You have to be kidding me. God drat, he must be trolling. It is a lol, betwixt a sigh

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Viruswithshoes posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/855859245023211520

You have to be kidding me. God drat, he must be trolling. It is a lol, betwixt a sigh

Yeah his climate change denialism is one of the things that really upsets me.
Just come out and say you think it's real but don't give a poo poo, you'd probably get a lot of sympathy.
by which i mean
:lol::lol::lol:

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

sout posted:

Yeah his climate change denialism is one of the things that really upsets me.
Just come out and say you think it's real but don't give a poo poo, you'd probably get a lot of sympathy.
by which i mean
:lol::lol::lol:

Its always confused me regarding climate change deniers; there is a large and legitimate group arguing that it is not economically feasible to try to counteract global warming at a federal and global level . They have reasonable arguments and, while i think they are wrong, they mostly argue their points coherently

I've never understood why some people look at the debate of "is it is cost efficient to preemptively legislate how companies/people should act regarding global climate change" and decide nope, everyone's lying, it's all a Chinese plot to make our gay liberal kids into communists!

It's certainly a lol, but a weird and twisted lol

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Its always confused me regarding climate change deniers; there is a large and legitimate group arguing that it is not economically feasible to try to counteract global warming at a federal and global level . They have reasonable arguments and, while i think they are wrong, they mostly argue their points coherently

I've never understood why some people look at the debate of "is it is cost efficient to preemptively legislate how companies/people should act regarding global climate change" and decide nope, everyone's lying, it's all a Chinese plot to make our gay liberal kids into communists!

It's certainly a lol, but a weird and twisted lol

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

piggybacking on their popularity

it what he does all the time by refering to likeable people as his friend

like pavoratti

and the tennis player that saw illegals voting in new hampshire

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Yeah the guy presenting in that comic is basically what my boss does irl, and it's really not an exaggeration of how some baby boomers feel

the comments he overhears from Southern farmers as he gives a presentation on ag runoff are even more loving crazy

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/855901315305795584

Lol he can't even pretend to care about the environment for a whole day

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

quote:

but always remember that economic growth enhances environmental protection.

This doesn't even begin to make sense.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Snatch Duster posted:

Alec Balwin compared Drumpf winning the election to 9/11 the day after in NYC.

He also believes he is unqualified to be president lmao.

All you got be is born on us soil and 45 hahahaha

I wasn't in the city for 9/11 so I don't know exactly what it was like, but the morning after the election my subway car seemed to be populated by about 50 people with clinical depression, and one Young Republican looking rear end in a top hat in a business suit with a poo poo-eating grin on his face.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

COMRADES posted:

This doesn't even begin to make sense.

lol it's gibberish and still, so many people are gonna see it and be like "yup that's the way it is, those words make sense together"

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

alphabettitouretti posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/855859245023211520

...gives keystone pipeline the go ahead, cuts epa funding.

do you think that he knows about this tweet yet?

like does he ever go through his history to see what people tweeted for him, or do they tell him, or does he just not notice?

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/855901315305795584

Yes all of those coal mining and pipeline building jobs will sure keep the environment safe hurp derpy doo I'm the president of youu

:downswords:

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Monday_ posted:

I wasn't in the city for 9/11 so I don't know exactly what it was like, but the morning after the election my subway car seemed to be populated by about 50 people with clinical depression, and one Young Republican looking rear end in a top hat in a business suit with a poo poo-eating grin on his face.

I was still in school at the time but practically everywhere I went people just looked tired, exhausted, depressed, worried.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
hmmm

"The US has now gone seriously mad. It is mulling frightening the DPRK and achieving something with nuclear strategic bombers, nuclear carriers, etc. However, the army and people of the DPRK will never be browbeaten by such bluffing," it said, referring to the North by its official name, the Democratic Republic of Korea.

"Under the situation where the US hurts the DPRK by force of arms, we have nothing to be bound to. The DPRK will answer to such war moves and provocations with pre-emptive strike of its own style and a great war of justice for national reunification."

Pence also renewed US calls for Beijing to use its "unique" position to bring Pyongyang to heel.

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/04/north-korea-mad-170422145639890.html

When north Koreans start to call you crazy, there might be something to it?

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Which fat lunatic with a crap haircut will start a war first??

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage
Oh no bad doctors are going to take our Danold away!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...r-a7694316.html

You can't do that, I've become addicted to the lols, nothing will ever be funny again if you take him away!






Although I suppose I can look back and think "Donald Trumpe was president of the United States until the men dressed in white took him away" and that will never not be funny.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Minimalist Program posted:

*In Trumpy voice* Give me a dolalr and I will give you a dollar.

lol

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Dial-a-Dog posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/855901315305795584

Lol he can't even pretend to care about the environment for a whole day

I mean

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/855837338915811328

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Zmej posted:

hey remember when the country thought an undecided voter was not an idiot and celebrated him? lol

https://twitter.com/kenbone18/status/842825534853857280/photo/1

He does have a point, though. 🤔

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

haljordan posted:

I laughed when David Cross, who was in TWO Alvin & the Chipmunk films, said he doesn't "go to lovely movies".
There are 3 Alvin & the Chipmunks films. And cross appeared on all three.

A friend of mine who used to work at Fender remembers how they had to do some cross-promotional poo poo with more than a few Fender Strats getting an A&TC-themed paint-job. He hated the loving things.

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Mr Havafap posted:

Oh no bad doctors are going to take our Danold away!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...r-a7694316.html

You can't do that, I've become addicted to the lols, nothing will ever be funny again if you take him away!






Although I suppose I can look back and think "Donald Trumpe was president of the United States until the men dressed in white took him away" and that will never not be funny.

I got so frustrated reading that article, not because Trumpy Dumpy is off his nut, but because the article repeated itself, quotes, etc. to an uncomfortable degree. It was as if I was listening to Donny himself!

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Mr Havafap posted:

You can't do that, I've become addicted to the lols, nothing will ever be funny again if you take him away!

Congress will have to legalize marijuana after Trump leaves office. A gradual decrease in the LOLs is the only way that a majority of the nation will be able to function.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Yvershek posted:

Congress will have to legalize marijuana after Trump leaves office. A gradual decrease in the LOLs is the only way that a majority of the nation will be able to function.

I always said when Obama found out Trump won the election he should have legalized weed and been like, "look y'all, you hosed up. At least enjoy some weed."

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

He does have a point, though. 🤔

just a really dumb, buzzfeed level, clickbaity point

Something being hard to find at best buy because bigger nerds than you already bought them all doesn't really have anything to do with why guns are easy to get in the US

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


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turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


don't dox me

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