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client posted:this is legit the plot to an episode of forensic files or one of those shows just like that and spoilers: the lady cop brutally murks the new girlfriend whoa
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 03:46 |
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Pick posted:It's not weird to look through a guy's trash before you date him, it's really just due diligence and saves everyone a lot of time. Also legally, once your trash is on the corner, it's not "your" trash any more and it's not protected. Depends where you are, in my country the trash belongs to you until the city collects it, then it belongs to the city.
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 03:47 |
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Panfilo posted:She should have him role play being a decent father and husband You just want everything, don't you? I can hear the husband now--"I don't run around, I don't go drinking, I have a lot of stress at work, why can't you just..." Meanwhile the disabled kid is screaming, the others need dinner and homework help, and Dad is making up a new elf rogue for his new game.
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 03:50 |
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Game together for the kids
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Khazar-khum posted:My brain tells me Mom was drunk and didn't realize what she was doing until it was done. uh i dunno dude most moms get drunk and very few try to slide into first with their kid
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 04:36 |
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started making out so hot! but alas! tiny dick struggle is real e- flag is there because it's a haiku. quote:[Terrible first experience] Girl walked out after seeing my dick (self.sex) GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Apr 23, 2017 |
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drat, that's cold
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 04:56 |
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It sucks, but at least she was upfront it was never going to work with her instead of stories where people meltdown over unchangeable body things they never truly accepted from their partner.
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 04:59 |
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Jesus Christ lady, you can't take one for the team to prevent this dude from needing therapy?
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 05:01 |
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Barudak posted:sucks Sadly, not
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 05:01 |
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Welp, that guy is traumatized for life.
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 05:03 |
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You might as well go through with it at that point. I mean, just act like it was a one-time thing afterwards if you can't deal.
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 05:05 |
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I'm sorry, tiny dick man. I know a 43F mom who might overlook your deficiency.
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 05:07 |
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Probably didn't even let him get full mast. Just kinda fondled it and left. Cest la vie. Tinder is a meet n gently caress site, not meet n emotions, yeah?
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 05:06 |
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timefly posted:You might as well go through with it at that point. I mean, just act like it was a one-time thing afterwards if you can't deal. Aint her job to do it. Im not going back in there for things Ive walked out on so I cant blame her here either. Sorry roomate in college.
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 05:06 |
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Barudak posted:Aint her job to do it. Im not going back in there for things Ive walked out on so I cant blame her here either. Don't do anything you don't want to do of course, but for some people it's like
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 05:09 |
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She could have tried other stuff at least, dude's tongue game could be wild
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 05:10 |
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skater buddy of mine told girls he had a small penis, and the ones who would stop to argue or express disbelief he'd invite to look. Stand real close while they both looked down the front of his belt line. He had sex with all of them. Micropenis should have just disclosed and been okay with it. Slap one forearm and then the other and say he's been blessed with the real pleasuremakers. If his dick works enough and is big enough to feel his orgasms most of his problems are in his head.
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let's be real three inches is not even worth her wasting her time over
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 05:36 |
like im not lord magnadong or anything but come on guys
chernobyl kinsman fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Apr 23, 2017 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 05:37 |
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he needs to hook up with one of those weird dragon dick fetish havers or who would rather have wierd non-penis things in their vag anyway.
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 05:45 |
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Elsa posted:he needs to hook up with one of those weird dragon dick fetish havers or who would rather have wierd non-penis things in their vag anyway. Pretty good solution, actually
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Elsa posted:he needs to hook up with one of those weird dragon dick fetish havers or who would rather have wierd non-penis things in their vag anyway. they make these things that squirt eggs into you now. could've come in handy for that ovipositor fetishist from 700 pages ago
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 06:14 |
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How do you know these things? E- truth, Google "splorch". Well, I learned something.
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chernobyl kinsman posted:they make these things that squirt eggs into you now. could've come in handy for that ovipositor fetishist from 700 pages ago that would come in handy for the baggies of tiny frozen turds girl from like two pages ago lol
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 06:25 |
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chernobyl kinsman posted:let's be real three inches is not even worth her wasting her time over Dick isn't everything and that's not even a micropenis. Who do u think u are
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# ? Apr 23, 2017 06:35 |
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I found out about ovipositor dildos from the Dildomancer thread a while back and I've had no fewer than four nightmares about them since. This is probably how the fetish gets started, right? A couple nights after seeing that poo poo for the first time, I woke up in a cold sweat from a dream in which my husband was explaining how he keeps the ovipositor dildo in the fridge so it doesn't melt the 'eggs' and also 'feels more authentic'. In the dream this was all very fascinating and I thought he was quite clever for coming up with such a simple solution, and when I woke up I realized it wasn't a nightmare about egg-laying dildos, it was a nightmare about liking egg-laying dildos. In short you can probably atone for micropenis easily by leveling up your manual and oral dexterity, but just loving imagine being the guy on Tinder with the micropenis AND the ovipositor dildo drawer. You would get unlaid so hard you'd be a negative-twelve virgin.
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Elsa posted:skater buddy of mine told girls he had a small penis, and the ones who would stop to argue or express disbelief he'd invite to look. Stand real close while they both looked down the front of his belt line. He had sex with all of them. Micropenis should have just disclosed and been okay with it. Slap one forearm and then the other and say he's been blessed with the real pleasuremakers. Yeah I certainly don't think bigger penises are any sexier than smaller penises.
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quote:150
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Elsa posted:did anyone crosspost it to r/incest Fixed. Oh, and
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:started making out lol
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:god drat. like, would his siblings even believe him? or just refuse to consider it. lol that's hosed This is why you do not loving interact with cops in your personal life.
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A car crashed into my [23M] sisters [26F] house and it missed her baby's [8m] cot by a few feet. My father decided this would be a good time to tell her she's overreacting.Non-Romantic submitted 3 hours ago by SistersHouse quote:This was a case of a classic drunk driver. 2 am last week from her words, the loudest noise she ever heard woke her up. A drunk driver who had been texting crashed into her home.Half of his car was in the house. It missed her baby by about 7 feet. A few more feet off and he would have been squished between the wall and car. She had to call for help. Our (25f/27m) neighbors (40s?) keep parking in our driveway. How can we get them to stop without damaging relationship?Non-Romantic submitted 13 hours ago by Dumpsterdriveway quote:We just bought a house that has potential 2 back to back off street parking spaces, but most houses have on street parking and one off street spot. Our neighbors have a garage and small driveway that would fit their car, but it would be back to back, not side by side so not effective.
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Skratte posted:A car crashed into my [23M] sisters [26F] house and it missed her baby's [8m] cot by a few feet. My father decided this would be a good time to tell her she's overreacting.Non-Romantic God dammit this tells us nothing about the sisters reaction. Is she like, calling a voodoo priest to cast spells to protect the baby? Is she just upset and paranoid? Is she already building a laser turret to shoot future trespassing vehicles?
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WoodrowSkillson posted:God dammit this tells us nothing about the sisters reaction. Is she like, calling a voodoo priest to cast spells to protect the baby? Is she just upset and paranoid? Is she already building a laser turret to shoot future trespassing vehicles? A comment from the OP: quote:She's being more vigilant of the baby. The slightest noise and she checks on him. She's being holding him more. He hits on her lap for most of the day. His cots in her room. Stuff like that. Pretty normal stuff for such a traumatic thing, imo.
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It's normal for parents, especially new parents to be protective of their baby. For a parent whose baby almost got run over by a drunk driver crashing into their house I would definitely think her reaction was perfectly reasonable. Hell, I have some friends who live in a corner lot and they arranged their nursery specifically to put the crib as far away from any potential point of impact if such an incident occurred. And this just goes back to the million and one times a woman's concerns and gut fears are dismissed by a man. With women, ESPECIALLY mothers, it's damned if you do, damned if you don't. Either they are horrible neglectful mothers or grossly overreacting helicopter moms.
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I (31M) love my SO(29F) but her relationship with her son(16M) throws me off a bit.quote:Throwaway. Faith and I have been dating for a little over 7 months. She's a great woman, wonderful career, attractive. The sex is amazing, we go on weekly dates etc. for the first 5 months faith decided that she would sometimes spend the night at my place. She has a 16 year old son & (understandably) she didn't want me staying the night until she was comfortable enough to bring me around him. I respected her wishes of course.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:I (31M) love my SO(29F) but her relationship with her son(16M) throws me off a bit. Please do not share your search keyword with us.
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Uh so she had that kid when she was 13
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:I (31M) love my SO(29F) but her relationship with her son(16M) throws me off a bit. Please tell me the ages are fudged because having a kid at 13 is disturbing.
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