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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

RandomFerret posted:



man t shirt summer 2015 tshirt casual clothing short sleeve 3d t-shirt 3d obama T-shirts swag clothes

http://s.aliexpress.com/2AFrqyMR

Lol god between this and the trump lol thread I have a hearty chuckle going almost all day

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MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Captain Yossarian posted:

Lol this is great

This is amazing

The Engrish makes it sixty-two times more amazing

Sanguinary Novel
Jan 27, 2009
Got my dorky fish pencil case today!



Fits about seven to eight pens, but still a little smaller than I wanted. Instead of the fish guts print like the legit ones, it has just polka dot fabric. But then again, I paid less than $3 for it.

Also:



Whats wrong with your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

Duckula
Aug 31, 2001

do not resuscitate

Ordered a gold Lego minifig - the real deal sells for 3 grand - this was under a buck.

That Dang Lizard
Jul 13, 2016

what; an idiomt

Killingyouguy! posted:

I got a delivery!

It's my Alisister Europe America Youth Fashion 3D Ramen Noodle Printed Hooded Sweatshirts Couples Harajuku Assassins Zipper Hoodies!!

I was disappointed at first to see it says 'Rannnen Noodldle Soup Chiccken', but on reconsideration, I see the beauty in the wrong English. It's only one layer thick so it's a little thin but the inside is actually a cheap fleece I think! A lot softer than the other aliexpress shirts I have. Outside is still weird and smooth though. Also, no smell! I was impressed.

Excuse the lovely snapchat screenshot because I'm a dumbass millennial, but I'm normally an XS and they only had (Asian!) small so the hoodie is more like a dress on me. It's a good look.


drat, I want to order one of these but the biggest size they have is still way too small for me.

Woden
May 6, 2006


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New...2501119204.html

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

That's actually cool, and it works as a sweater pattern. I mean I'd never wear it out in public but it's neat.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014


poo poo, I have a friend who would pay serious dollars for this if it was only on offer from some fancy designer. I think I'm going to just start buying things for friends 8 months before their birthdays in the hopes that presents for them will appear at my doorstep before then.

aquaper
Apr 3, 2009
I was looking for cheerleading shoes for my daughter and these came up: https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32367402848.html#autostay

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
So this was sent to me in my junk email.



:catstare:



I hope I don't burn my house down.

-e- They replied back wanting $404 for the light, which is still a steal. I wish I had the disposable income though I don't need that light.

Stretch Marx fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Apr 21, 2017

Olothreutes
Mar 31, 2007

So I was looking at the reviews for something and thought that this was odd:



So there are 158 feedback notes, but only 98 of them show up under "all feedback?" And more interestingly, the 48 that they seem to have picked are only 4 and 5 star reviews. It says that those are only the last 6 months worth that count, but there are far more than 48 reviews in the last six months and at least one 1 star that isn't showing up from nine days ago.

It's bizarre, because you can click on the 1 star filter and it will show no entries, but you can clearly see the 1 star feedback with no filter. This feels pretty shady.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
My stuff had started trickling in. The metal earth "vintage boat" is twice the size of the other metal boats I've put together.

http://s.aliexpress.com/IZry2QnE

My roommate also requested a tentacle ring like mine. It has not dyed my finger green yet.
http://s.aliexpress.com/emEfYZF7

Bored fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Apr 21, 2017

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/USA-American-Eagle-Sliver-Commemorative-Coin-Liberty-Plated-Sliver-Coins/32683588495.html

This Liberty Dollar is really good quality.

It also appears to weigh exactly the same as the real thing.

It's a cool bit of deco for me over here, but possibly illegal in the states?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I like the stuff that's probably illegal, interesting to see what kinds of shady poo poo they've decided to make.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender

Get around trademarks by just printing them on then items! Nintendo hates this one trick!

for sale
Nov 25, 2007
I AM A SHOPLIFTER

Duh Ugh posted:


Hopefully this $2.50 Jinhao fountain pen will be enough to show the proles that I'm better than them.

This post is like a million pages ago but nobody noticed it, the newspaper article used as a background for their product has a (probably) unintentionally funny and bizarre article about match fixing horse races and betting on which horse takes a poo poo first.

for sale fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Apr 21, 2017

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Snowy posted:

I like the stuff that's probably illegal, interesting to see what kinds of shady poo poo they've decided to make.


https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...2475763862.html

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
Got some more mail yesterday: a $3 Wu Tang beanie which is super warm and fits my giant head, and one of the knock-off Anna Sui hand mirrors someone posted ITT. It looks good but is plastic and pretty flimsy. Good for decoration but you can definitely tell it only cost four bucks when you handle it.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

I got a plastic badge that says (in Chinese)

Am I an idiot?
[NO] [^YES]

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016

Look at the stitching on those gloves. God bless you AliExpress.

They couldn't even find a non-poo poo pair of white gloves for the advertising photo.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
That stitching matches the tank top I bought from them, so that checks out.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Is that loving PAPYRUS BOLD?!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

gonna buy a big stack of these bad boys and try to use them to pay my speeding ticket. go into SovCiv mode when they refuse.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I wish the ask/tell coins thread was still going to see if fake zombucks are an issue to them. If the weight is right what can people do to avoid buying counterfeits?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




uber_stoat posted:

gonna buy a big stack of these bad boys and try to use them to pay my speeding ticket. go into SovCiv mode when they refuse.

You just need to show them that you are a true american. Try wearing one of these.



https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...0608.0.0.eCSdnO

It has pores. :stare: Did he pose for this?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I bet you could sell these to the target audience without even lying about the metal content. A piece of history!


https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...0608.0.0.5OtVBk



https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...0608.0.0.5OtVBk

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The real piece of history that I want is a "y u no ship" foam pitchfork (really)

vvv:
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/09/feds-butterfly-labs-mined-bitcoins-on-customers-boxes-before-shipping/

Sentient Data fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Apr 22, 2017

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Sentient Data posted:

The real piece of history that I want is a "y u no ship" foam pitchfork (really)

??????????

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Pick posted:

??????????

A bitcoin company decided to send out "clever" foam fingers with the computers they were selling because there was something like a year and a half delay after they took preorders

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender

Improbable Lobster posted:

A bitcoin company decided to send out "clever" foam fingers with the computers they were selling because there was something like a year and a half delay after they took preorders

They also used said products paid by the customer for over a year for "testing" purposes.

for sale
Nov 25, 2007
I AM A SHOPLIFTER
Just bought a bunch of poo poo including
-like 30 pins from QIHE JEWLERY for a friend's birthday
-a bunch of jewlery and sunglasses for my girlfriend
-a lifetime supply of melamine foam
-and a bunch of cheap hats for working in like this cool guy.

for $40

pretty cool for a sketchy internet daiso.

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005
Anyone purchased bike shorts from AE? The Santic road shorts range from like 1/3 to 1/5 the price of decent stuff you can get in the states, so I'm tempted. :) It'd be nice to have more than one pair to commute with.

Nill
Aug 24, 2003

for sale posted:

-and a bunch of cheap hats for working in like this cool guy.
Oh man, one of the "color" options simply has the Space Jam logo instead.

Duckula
Aug 31, 2001

do not resuscitate



We have such sights to show you.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Duckula posted:



We have such sights to show you.

I love everything about this image

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
:nws: https://world.tmall.com/item/540082119677.htm?id=540082119677 :nws:

A Chinese fleshlight/sex doll for under $100!!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Duckula posted:



We have such sights to show you.

How unexpected, this doll is something of a macguffin in a 1993 israeli movie http://variety.com/1994/film/reviews/the-revenge-of-itzik-finkelstein-1200438376/

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Duckula posted:



We have such sights to show you.

I'm the Irish "watch me pecker" description

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Duckula posted:



We have such sights to show you.

I must have nothing to do with him? I have everything to do with him. this is why I visit this thread!

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

How unexpected, this doll is something of a macguffin in a 1993 israeli movie http://variety.com/1994/film/reviews/the-revenge-of-itzik-finkelstein-1200438376/

The chinese are very egalitarian when it comes to IP theft.

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