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How do I [30f] constructively explain to my husband [33m] that our dead bedroom issue is a hygiene issue?quote:First, the basics: I've been with my husband for about 8 years, married for 5. I have a normal-to-high sex drive. I would love to start having sex with my husband again. I just want to put that right out there up top. I am also very interested in working this out. Things were great for the first seven years of our relationship and I'd like to see if we can find a return to form.
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Haifisch posted:He just needs to start making enough money to substitute for a personality. I mean, that's why people become lawyers in the first place, right? Just imagine how stunted his relationship development will be with a career as a lawyer skewing his desirability. At least as a high school scrub nerd the bad apples would just move on.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 00:10 |
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Who What Now posted:Yes, idiots. And they deserve to have their poo poo destroyed.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 00:23 |
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Khorne posted:Nah? You should always check the oven. What if someone just made something and it's still in the oven? What if stuff dropped all over when the last person cooked? You probably want to clean that. They should have taken it out and cleaned it, respectively.
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Polyamory, a cult? I [23M] just found out that she [27F] of 4 years has been cheating on me and her reasons are "cultish." Infidelity quote:516 points 153 comments submitted 2 years ago by imlosingmymind101 to r/relationships What indeed, buddy. What indeed.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 00:37 |
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My shaman says I need to be single right now
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 00:38 |
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I think we should open up the relationship BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE!
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 00:40 |
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signs they cheated on you: -ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME??!! -We should open the relationship -I understand if you want to cheat -they come home at 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 in the morning -trunk is full of lingerie, clothes, and condoms
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One year later: how /r/relationship_advice was right. And by right I mean wrong.quote:This is the final chapter of a story about a guy and a girl in a difficult relationship. The girl needs to spend a lot of time on herself, by herself. And the guy wants to be with the girl even though it would have been the saner route to leave her to her own issues. I'm the guy who likes a crazy difficult girl enough to try and make a relationship work.
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Khorne posted:Nah? You should always check the oven. What if someone just made something and it's still in the oven? What if stuff dropped all over when the last person cooked? You probably want to clean that. You should always check the oven. But you also shouldn't have poo poo in there. It works both ways.
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Is that really BPD or is she just a huge rear end in a top hat?
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 01:22 |
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Pick posted:Is that really BPD or is she just a huge rear end in a top hat? you don't enter a relationship with BPD you leave yourself available for random booty calls. It's more exciting when it's random anyway.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 01:32 |
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Whenever I read the stories about women who rightfully refuse to put their mouths near their partners rancid dicks I smack my lips in disgust completely involuntarily. It's like when your butthole clenches upon seeing something uncomfortable.
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chitoryu12 posted:The CEO's wife at work has a bad habit of storing things like pots and pans in the oven, and almost always forgets before turning it on. You know what though, I bet she isnt bitter that her husband makes more than her and doesnt complain he slacked off his way to CEO.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 01:57 |
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There's an entire genre of porn around forcing women to suck on really dirty, smegma-encrusted dicks, which is probably what this guy is doing. It's basically the same torture power play that you see everywhere else.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 01:56 |
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Pick posted:Is that really BPD or is she just a huge rear end in a top hat? Both - the not seeking help is what makes her an rear end in a top hat, she seems (granted, could be an unreliable narrator at work) pretty ok with it overall
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I was going to critize BPD Dragon Hunter as a complete idiot for thinking his thoughts were inciteful, well written, or coherent but then I saw he still planned to move to Asia with this woman so its not like his brain responds to negative stimuli anyway.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 02:00 |
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BPD Dragon Hunter is my favorite obscure 90s anime.
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Barudak posted:I was going to critize BPD Dragon Hunter as a complete idiot for thinking his thoughts were inciteful, well written, or coherent but then I saw he still planned to move to Asia with this woman so its not like his brain responds to negative stimuli anyway. yeah people with BPD love rejection so that'll go super-well for him
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Pick posted:BPD Dragon Hunter is my favorite obscure 90s anime. poo poo, that was going to be the name of my Imagine Dragons cover band.
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Pick posted:There's an entire genre of porn around forcing women to suck on really dirty, smegma-encrusted dicks, which is probably what this guy is doing. It's basically the same torture power play that you see everywhere else. Geez, I didn't think you were into that kind of thing
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 02:21 |
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Me [36 F] interacting with weird [40-ish M] in gaming group situation. Really, really [Non-Romantic].quote:Okay, first of all there's me. A 36yo female, some geeky tendencies, but more of a science nerd. Glasses, short dark hair, questionable fashion sense, slightly overwieght, divorced a year or so ago, not interested in dating at all. But worked in social jobs for many years, so can smile and chit-chat without staring at my shoes like a mostly normal human. Ahahahah of course not. [UPDATE] Me [36 F] interacting with weird [40-ish M] in gaming group situation. Really, really [Non-Romantic] quote:Background: If you have not already seen it, it is completely worth reading the original post here.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 02:21 |
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Pick posted:There's an entire genre of porn around forcing women to suck on really dirty, smegma-encrusted dicks, which is probably what this guy is doing. It's basically the same torture power play that you see everywhere else. I. What. Tell me it's not real. Like, it's loving porn, so of course they improvise. Who the gently caress gets off on that? I can't imagine there is a huge market for job security in there. "Hey yeah I'm the star of the smegma films. You might recognize my dick, it's Homer SImpson Yellow."
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 02:21 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:I. They get off on the women being disgusted and uncomfortable and miserable.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 02:25 |
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Rumor has it that Ben Roethlisbeger was positively id as the culprit in a sexual harrassment suit due to the grayness of his penis.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 02:26 |
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I've never heard of this smegma porn johnra and I have to wonder how hard you have to go looking for it.
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Elsa posted:I've never heard of this smegma porn johnra and I have to wonder how hard you have to go looking for it. You? About two feet down (male, solo)
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Pick posted:You? About two feet down (male, solo) Way to deflect on your smegma porn fetish
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 02:49 |
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Penises can be gray?
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 02:55 |
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My mind's telling me no and my body my body's also telling me noooo
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 02:57 |
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It's more of a drawn porn thing if that helps. Lord knows somebody has done a smegmacock film tho. As a porn aficionado, I give the whole thing three flaccid dicks.
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Rough Lobster posted:Penises can be gray? Ask Pick
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 02:58 |
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Hahaha why do you people keep outing yourselves as weird porn watchers?
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 02:59 |
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Rough Lobster posted:Hahaha why do you people keep outing yourselves as weird porn watchers? I'm out as a weird porn hater and prude extraordinaire (just because I think people should have non-creepo sex that doesn't turn them into rapists and child molesters)
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 03:02 |
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You don't have to watch it to know it exists. There's porn of grandmas in wheelchairs sucking sick out there. I just made that up, but I know for a fact its out there, somewhere.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 03:04 |
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Elsa posted:My mind's telling me no
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Who What Now posted:You don't have to watch it to know it exists. There's porn of grandmas in wheelchairs sucking sick out there. I just made that up, but I know for a fact its out there, somewhere. Grandma porn watcher spotted
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 03:05 |
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For those interested in the court record vis a vis a gray penis
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 03:06 |
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Pick posted:I'm out as a weird porn hater and prude extraordinaire (just because I think people should have non-creepo sex that doesn't turn them into rapists and child molesters) It's hard to find good big titty porn nowadays, drat kinkers with their step-relative fetishes
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guess what
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