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winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZwRnRO0M90

Just spotted this on Facebook. Goddamn

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Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts



His voice is the most lewd thing I"ve ever heard. Does he want to gently caress the electricity?

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

Vanagoon posted:

Every time the unintended acceleration thing comes up I feel compelled to ask once again why NO ONE knows that they can just put the transmission in neutral.

To a lot of people, a car is just an appliance and they'll only care to learn the bare minimum to get down the road. I doubt more than half of the driving population knows what Neutral even does. Plus, most drivers have been trained to think you can only shift into different gears once you've completely stopped.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates


Haha automated trucks am I right guys?

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

MisterOblivious posted:

A bit lighthearted for this thread but: early motion picture sets:

https://i.imgur.com/CboPZtp.mp4

That's all CGI

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

*celluloid generated imagery

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
*clown/gravity interaction

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Krinkle posted:

His voice is the most lewd thing I"ve ever heard. Does he want to gently caress the electricity?

Dammit, you are right.

Now I have a flashback to a few scenes from the BME Pain Olympics video in my head. :(

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Evilreaver posted:

The proper procedure to link trolley cars
http://i.imgur.com/zflfdiu.mp4

art

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


tangy yet delightful posted:



Plenty of options that are all slight variations on this one I quickly googled up.

Yes, on the technical side this is a solved problem. Has been since the late 1800s.

But to implement automatic couplers you have to refit the entire rolling stock of the system, and that costs the owners of the system a lot of money. As this thread proves over and over again "save the owner money" tends to win out over "keep the worker safe".

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


tangy yet delightful posted:



Plenty of options that are all slight variations on this one I quickly googled up.

Come on! Grab my tiny metal hand!!

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Shifty Pony posted:

Yes, on the technical side this is a solved problem. Has been since the late 1800s.

But to implement automatic couplers you have to refit the entire rolling stock of the system, and that costs the owners of the system a lot of money. As this thread proves over and over again "save the owner money" tends to win out over "keep the worker safe".

But there's a solution! Behavior based safety, now you can force workers to perform dangerous actions and then blame them when they die!

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Shifty Pony posted:

Yes, on the technical side this is a solved problem. Has been since the late 1800s.

But to implement automatic couplers you have to refit the entire rolling stock of the system, and that costs the owners of the system a lot of money. As this thread proves over and over again "save the owner money" tends to win out over "keep the worker safe".

...surely we're not still using rolling stock built before the 1890s?

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

The Lone Badger posted:

...surely we're not still using rolling stock built before the 1890s?
No, but they generally like having the new stuff be compatible with the old stuff, so they keep building their new stock with the old couplers because that's what all of the rest is. If the two can't be mounted to the same equipment at the same time then there has to be effectively a hard cut at some point since train cars are shuffled around all the time.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


The Lone Badger posted:

...surely we're not still using rolling stock built before the 1890s?

no but a Russian tram might not be at the height of safety tech

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Russians are very innovative in terms of safety; the problem is that it's in the wrong direction.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Fun fact: When the various European nations initially built their rail systems having a totally incompatible track width to the neighbors was considered a desirable feature to make overland invasions that much harder.

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

shame on an IGA posted:

Fun fact: When the various European nations initially built their rail systems having a totally incompatible track width to the neighbors was considered a desirable feature to make overland invasions that much harder.

Seems Russia won that battle.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

shame on an IGA posted:

Fun fact: When the various European nations initially built their rail systems having a totally incompatible track width to the neighbors was considered a desirable feature to make overland invasions that much harder.
A lack of connectivity and differing gauges between smaller rail networks also hurt the South in the Civil War, but that was because of a lack of planning and foresight and not an attempt to stymie the hated Yankee armies during a future, hypothetical war (of Northern Aggression).

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

shame on an IGA posted:

Fun fact: When the various European nations initially built their rail systems having a totally incompatible track width to the neighbors was considered a desirable feature to make overland invasions that much harder.

Your different gauges mean NOTHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_LFIUkcPNM

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

duTrieux. posted:

Russians are very innovative in terms of safety; the problem is that it's in the wrong direction.

when the russians copied the space shuttle they actually added safety systems to it, because it didn't occur to them just how poorly concieved the space shuttle was

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
That Russian tram does have some kind of proper coupling system but it appears to be broken and hanging down. You can also see it on tram that passes on the other track at 1:20

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Couldnt they just have used a stick or a hook to hold the pin in the right place while being out of the way?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Dahir Insaat is proud to present...

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
The problem with link and pin is you need to have someone insert the pin when the trains are exactly the right distance apart, either from very careful positioning by the driver, or more often, someone standing between the vehicles waiting to drop the pin at just the right moment as they move together.

Decrepus posted:

Dahir Insaat is proud to present...
Dahir Insaat reminds me of the machines I'd draw on graph paper in primary school. Like a recycling centre that vaporises and then condenses aluminium using a nuclear fusion reactor, the helium from which is used to fill party balloons.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

wolrah posted:

No, but they generally like having the new stuff be compatible with the old stuff, so they keep building their new stock with the old couplers because that's what all of the rest is. If the two can't be mounted to the same equipment at the same time then there has to be effectively a hard cut at some point since train cars are shuffled around all the time.

I'm sure I've heard of something like adapters being used? But then I think I've heard of "oh crap we need to send someone to the depot to get the adapter and this train is going to be blocking this line for an hour until we get it" :v:

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Decrepus posted:

Dahir Insaat is proud to present...

Unlike Dahir Insaat it's actually real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiH4kt14yGw

I like that they have to keep the whole thing covered in water because it gets ridiculously hot from all the friction otherwise.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

duTrieux. posted:

Russians are very innovative in terms of safety; the problem is that it's in the wrong direction.

Freight cars in many countries are still chained together like the twentieth century never happened :psyduck:, but Russia actually has a good automatic train coupler.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


Just another day in Russia

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Stone cold. She's not even phased

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Synthbuttrange posted:

Stone cold. She's not even phased

That's probably not even the first time that's happened that day.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Synthbuttrange posted:

Stone cold. She's not even phased

I'm guessing she imbibed a fair amount of vodka in order to have that slow of a reaction time.

Obsurveyor
Jan 10, 2003

trapped mouse posted:

I'm guessing she imbibed a fair amount of vodka in order to have that slow of a reaction time.

She hit the brakes way before hitting the car. Note the seatbelt thing swinging forward right at the beginning(then again on impact from the much harder deceleration) and the red lights coming up in the middle of the dash.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

Bad delivery dates.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Obsurveyor posted:

She hit the brakes way before hitting the car. Note the seatbelt thing swinging forward right at the beginning(then again on impact from the much harder deceleration) and the red lights coming up in the middle of the dash.

Not only this, just watch her left hand. She applies the brakes a full 3-4 seconds before impact.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

GotLag posted:

The problem with link and pin is you need to have someone insert the pin when the trains are exactly the right distance apart, either from very careful positioning by the driver, or more often, someone standing between the vehicles waiting to drop the pin at just the right moment as they move together.

I've seen a link and pin design where the slot you put the link into is extendable, and has a separate pin that locks it in the collapsed position. The trick is that you can extend it out and hook it up while they're just sort of vaguely close (and there's enough play that the exact distance doesn't matter), and then after you've done that the locomotive can push it all the way together without anyone needing to be in the middle.

I think this was the front connector on a british high speed train, but good like finding any video of it without sifting through hundreds of hours of BRITISH STEAM TRAIN AT HIGH SPEED crap.

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

Jabor posted:

I've seen a link and pin design where the slot you put the link into is extendable, and has a separate pin that locks it in the collapsed position. The trick is that you can extend it out and hook it up while they're just sort of vaguely close (and there's enough play that the exact distance doesn't matter), and then after you've done that the locomotive can push it all the way together without anyone needing to be in the middle.

I think this was the front connector on a british high speed train, but good like finding any video of it without sifting through hundreds of hours of BRITISH STEAM TRAIN AT HIGH SPEED crap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBv1cg0tm0&t=233s

e: Disucssion of commbloc OHSA would be a very different thread indeed.

IPCRESS fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Apr 25, 2017

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






There are automatic couplers that don't require a person to be in harms way like the Scharfenberg that have been around for a hundred years.

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GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

spankmeister posted:

There are automatic couplers that don't require a person to be in harms way like the Scharfenberg that have been around for a hundred years.

If you look at the very beginning of the video the tram has some other kind of coupling but it's broken, you can see an intact one that appears to be Scharfenberg or similar briefly on the tram that passes at 1:20 can we please talk about something else?

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