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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




:perfect:

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

hahaha well loving checkmate me i suppose

































:smith:

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Holy poo poo that is pure gold.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

hey which battalion in 232 med had people making GBS threads and pissing themselves while waiting for the 4/21 urinalysis

looks like it was E Company

tusker medics, making the army proud

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Zeris posted:

lol

from that post's comment thread:



Mods make this my new avatar please.

Complete with any red text as needed.

Also if I recall, Cav used to get their horsiehead stolen a lot by marines in Vietnam and the like so I guess it was to prevent that happening?

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Soulex posted:

Mods make this my new avatar please.

Complete with any red text as needed.

Also if I recall, Cav used to get their horsiehead stolen a lot by marines in Vietnam and the like so I guess it was to prevent that happening?

beat you to the punch.

E: fuuuuuck my text didn't make it RIP

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Boooooo you didn't use the SMDFTB one.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That's still fantastic.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mike-o posted:

Boooooo you didn't use the SMDFTB one.

Yeah, rookie move.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

MurderBot posted:

beat you to the punch.

E: fuuuuuck my text didn't make it RIP

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I have brought great Shame to the GIP family. What is our equivalent of seppuku?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
it use to be go trolling in d&d to either eat a probie/ban or a new av. but now we have our own version of d&d in the ce thread, so go poo poo post in there i guess??

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Mustang posted:

There's a reason scouts only use 240's but I don't remember what that reason is.....

I think it's because since scouts are usually outnumbered and outgunned having more 240's might make the enemy think they're engaging a larger unit than they really are.

Something like that anyway. If we really wanted to we could have 6 240's throughout a 36 man platoon. Though we're always short personnel so it's more like low to mid 20's.

I was in an airborne dismounted RSTA unit and we only ever used 249s in our teams because that poo poo's too heavy to lug that much distance and you don't have enough guys to employ them properly/carry enough ammo because even the AR needs to carry team equipment.

I've heard the same justification for why SEALS still use M60 variants though.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

MurderBot posted:

I have brought great Shame to the GIP family. What is our equivalent of seppuku?

Reenlist

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



TBeats posted:

Reenlist

No greater shame hath a man, than after being tricked into enlisting once he does it again (knowing exactly what to expect)

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

MurderBot posted:

I have brought great Shame to the GIP family. What is our equivalent of seppuku?

Goatse thread in D&D. Give it a serious title to draw people in.

Go, my son.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

tastefully arranged labia posted:

Goatse thread in D&D. Give it a serious title to draw people in.

Go, my son.

Wonderful. Let's give him ideas for a title.

We brought this on ourselves: After 9/11 it's time to square our "values" with our history

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Open discussion: plumbing the depths of info-gap theory failures in the digital era

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Naked Bear posted:

Open discussion: plumbing the depths of info-gap theory failures in the digital era

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Naked Bear posted:

Open discussion: plumbing the depths of info-gap theory failures in the digital era

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004



I write to you all as i begin my departure towards Jannah, do not be sorry for me as I do this to fight the infidels of D&D, do not mourn for me as I will be in the high spirits and praise of Allah himself. I go into battle with D&D and my pictures to oppress the western infidels. I long await my 72 hours of probation and increased porn watching time. I will conduct Jihad against our enemies.

ALLAHU ACKBARRRR!


:nws: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3818220 :nws:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

INSH'ALLAH! ALLAHU ACKBAAAAAAAR!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkxVL7lB9bQ

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
4/24 never forget

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



MurderBot posted:



I write to you all as i begin my departure towards Jannah, do not be sorry for me as I do this to fight the infidels of D&D, do not mourn for me as I will be in the high spirits and praise of Allah himself. I go into battle with D&D and my pictures to oppress the western infidels. I long await my 72 hours of probation and increased porn watching time. I will conduct Jihad against our enemies.

ALLAHU ACKBARRRR!


:nws: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3818220 :nws:

o7

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
You're doing good things for your country, son. :patriot:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
oh no what is that man doing to his butt

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Mike-o posted:

oh no what is that man doing to his butt

showing off the damage the green weenie inflicts on us all

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Icon Of Sin posted:

showing off the damage the green weenie inflicts on us all

We can all do that in person as we're boarding the planes for the 2nd wave (because the 1st was evaporated) in the invasion of North Korea.

Retrowave Joe
Jul 20, 2001

Realtalk for a sec: I had a pretty poo poo weekend (had to cut a close friend out of my life for a while). On top of that it's been rainy as poo poo, which hasn't helped my mood. I dragged myself to work today, and get this message from one of my Soldiers: "I appreciate you, you looked out for me when the rest of the world was attacking me and I could not have gotten through this without your help."

So uh, on rare occasions Army ain't so bad?

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Retardog posted:

Realtalk for a sec: I had a pretty poo poo weekend (had to cut a close friend out of my life for a while). On top of that it's been rainy as poo poo, which hasn't helped my mood. I dragged myself to work today, and get this message from one of my Soldiers: "I appreciate you, you looked out for me when the rest of the world was attacking me and I could not have gotten through this without your help."

So uh, on rare occasions Army ain't so bad?

Fine, realtalk: There are three people that I served with I would like to thank, one is dead (unfortunately) and two have disappeared off the face of the Earth.

It's awesome that you made a positive impact. Good job on you.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

They just gassed it :rip: in piss muderbot

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

MurderBot posted:



I write to you all as i begin my departure towards Jannah, do not be sorry for me as I do this to fight the infidels of D&D, do not mourn for me as I will be in the high spirits and praise of Allah himself. I go into battle with D&D and my pictures to oppress the western infidels. I long await my 72 hours of probation and increased porn watching time. I will conduct Jihad against our enemies.

ALLAHU ACKBARRRR!


:nws: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3818220 :nws:

mashallah bruddah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZiV6bmPLfw

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
"A" is for "All of us are retarded"
"R" is for "Remedial PT"
"M" is for "My knees are destroyed"
"Y" is for "You've got extra duty"

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

A Bad Poster posted:

"A" is for "All of us are retarded"
"R" is for "Remedial PT"
"M" is for "My knees are destroyed"
"Y" is for "You've got extra duty"

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

wheres the dude at fort sam

give us the secret info on the tusker medic shitstorm going on

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
I'm here. It's all blown out of proportion. Also privates getting intl trouble for posting publicly about sergeants using their names.


CSM Stanley had legit been awesome.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

was it e co

im surprised to be honest. I was in A co when i went through, and there wasn't any mystical background like there was about f co

also wtf is going on now there. there must be a lot of angry formations, and that is hilarious to me

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Vahakyla posted:

I'm here. It's all blown out of proportion. Also privates getting intl trouble for posting publicly about sergeants using their names.


CSM Stanley had legit been awesome.

if you don't mind i'm going to casually bring up how you poo poo yourself in AIT that one time and make it a rumor.

kind of like how is started the rumor that martello's battalion commander found out he posts here and that's why he doesn't anymore.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Fratricide should maybe be forgiven when there's a line of people visibly in severe discomfort trying to hold in piss or poo poo and then some loving clown who wouldn't let them forward in line comes back with an empty cup or like some piddly amount that doesn't qualify as a sample.

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