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projecthalaxy posted:"Have you considered that murder is in fact really really good? I love to murder." I mean, he's been murdering his career gradually for years, so it checks out...
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projecthalaxy posted:"Have you considered that murder is in fact really really good? I love to murder." https://twitter.com/hegelbon/status/492741034749620224?lang=en
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Crazy Ted posted:Look there's no point in making SAS hot take jokes because nothing can possibly top the oh you know what I'm about to post... This really can't be posted enough 
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Apr 19, 2017 20:45
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That tweet is art.
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Related, a 5 year old tweet I've looked at and laughed at like 45 times. https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/212767135901024256?lang=en
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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:like alex Rodriguez would gently caress anything other than a blowup doll that looked uncannily like himself He has two daughters already
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ElwoodCuse posted:He has two daughters already so he screwed his beard in front of a mirror twice. big deal. hell, he's a man with needs
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Lockback posted:Related, a 5 year old tweet I've looked at and laughed at like 45 times. I'm on the subway loving giggling like a moron
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We all know what Aaron did was horrific. Killing those people. Ain't nobody going to excuse that. BUT. Aaron Hernandez took it upon himself to stop a murderer. And it cost him his life. We used to call those people heroes.
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lol I'd never seen this amazing Simmonsism before https://twitter.com/ejmaroun/status/855941382539706368
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Apr 23, 2017 03:06
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Katie Nolan went after Hannity https://twitter.com/katienolan/status/855922967884312577 The way she's responding to those triggered are amazing https://twitter.com/Donald4Change/status/855947931077271554 https://twitter.com/katienolan/status/855949028273659904 And for support https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/855949317391040514
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Henchman of Santa posted:lol I'd never seen this amazing Simmonsism before gently caress. I'm like it's so bad I can't read it but it's so good i keep reading it.
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It's true. When I watch a professional basketball team play basketball and they score many points and then stop scoring many points and let the other team score points I think "poo poo, this is like the time the most iconic civil rights leader in American history got shot." Trauma is real fam.
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Apr 23, 2017 05:07
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The JFK assasination is why Troy Aikman got all those severe brain injuries
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morestuff posted:The JFK assasination is why Troy Aikman got all those severe brain injuries  loving magic bullet bank shot
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Henchman of Santa posted:lol I'd never seen this amazing Simmonsism before  I have no other words other than holy hell.
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I may he misremembering, but wasn't the MLK thing from a podcast? It's still an insane take, but it's at least a bit more understandable if it's something he said off the cuff than if he wrote it down, thought about it, and defended it to his editor before putting it up. Overall Simmons' takes have never been the hottest or the most offensive, but they're certainly some of the strangest. General Dog fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Apr 23, 2017 |
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Personally I think the reason that shots aren't falling for the Knicks is because of the memory of those towers falling on 9/11.
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Katie Nolan retweeted some pretty choice responses to her criticism of Sean Hannity https://twitter.com/dfreedm1/status/855954562896863234 https://twitter.com/LOCAL_GRAVEYARD/status/855969826577231873 https://twitter.com/sgranzow1/status/855970943260381184
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Jesus what the gently caress
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A real Chesterton and Shaw, these two.
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Spoeank posted:Jesus what the gently caress Katie Nolan has always been a great twitter follow https://twitter.com/brand_lacefront/status/652331502173204480 https://twitter.com/katienolan/status/652359031462449152
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She also said something about "yes I gently caress people to further my career and have no talents that aren't sexual" and then "if you don't see the sarcasm in that you are either dense or malicious"
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Couldn't handle life without Elaine
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He leaves behind a wife and a deep sigh.
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That's probably just one of those canned obits that the NYT/AP keeps on hand so they can have something on the wire at a moment's notice and it got printed by mistake. A few years ago they printed Warren Buffett's (age 78, hanged himself in prison), and in the early 90s pre-internet there were a couple days confusion where everybody thought Liz Taylor hanged herself in prison.
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Nice suicide, pretty boy.
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In addition to the headline error, they also misspelled Gronkowski. Great job justifying your continued existence, print journalism.
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Jota posted:Nice suicide, pretty boy. This is perfect hahahaha
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Tokyo Sex Whale posted:That's probably just one of those canned obits that the NYT/AP keeps on hand so they can have something on the wire at a moment's notice and it got printed by mistake. A few years ago they printed Warren Buffett's (age 78, hanged himself in prison), and in the early 90s pre-internet there were a couple days confusion where everybody thought Liz Taylor hanged herself in prison. Gerald Ford dead today, he wrote "John 3:16" on his forehead and hung himself inside his barricaded prison cell.
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projecthalaxy posted:In addition to the headline error, they also misspelled Gronkowski. Great job justifying your continued existence, print journalism. The copy editors were first against the wall when print outlets started slashing their budgets back in 2002 or so.
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Here's the first of the ESPN cuts A Titans writer https://twitter.com/PaulKuharskyNFL/status/856554063151890432
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Is ESPN backing away from their beat reporter for every NFL team thing or are they just hiring someone cheaper?
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Grittybeard posted:Is ESPN backing away from their beat reporter for every NFL team thing or are they just hiring someone cheaper? I wouldn't be surprised if they just axed coverage in some of the smaller markets, but I'm not sure how many are getting laid off
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I hope they don't can Justin Verrier who is their beat reporter for the Pelicans. He's actually pretty dang good for an out-of-towner.
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They used to have NFL beat writers for each division (an NFC West guy, a AFC East guy, etc.) instead of every team. It wouldn't surprise me if they go back to that just so they have fewer people to pay.
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This whole article is kind of a wandering morass of blather but this one quote in particular is so incredibly stupid:quote:There are, in fact, people who can support the Duncan way with data. A small but growing number of experts keep databases of NBA injuries. And when I reached out by phone to one injury analyst -- who spoke on condition of anonymity for fear of losing work he does for the league -- he said something mind-blowing: The NBA has a 100 percent injury rate. Every NBA player, he said, is injured now, or will be if he keeps playing long enough. You might imagine that a player who went 50 or 100 healthy games had acquired a body that had adjusted to the league. "No," says this guy. I guess it might be mind-blowing if you've never played sports in your entire life. And also are an idiot.
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