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This one was in /r/history but people started giving the OP relationship advice instead, appropriately, and it definitely would fit right in: "Help! I married a dummy!" What do you think is the most historically important event(s) for an American citizen to know? (self.history) quote:
I guessed they were from the south well before the "graduated with 4.0 gpa in Louisiana" part because of the whole 'marrying someone you clearly don't mesh with' thing
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Whenever CBT ever gets mentioned I always imagine the Swedish chef with a meat tenderiser.
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I (18f) was caught masterbating by my bf's (16m) mom (40s?)quote:Edit: He's 17 not 16 Choice comments quote:I'm not saying her reaction is right (and it isn't) but you went over there without their permission and was masturbating on his bed... I don't think any parent wants to see that. OP posted:I've come over to their house before and she was very sweet with me. I've stayed in with him in the house even after they've left but she never yelled at me before. quote:She never caught you masturbating in her son's bed using his clothes to do it before. Of course she yelled at you. It's pretty disrespectful and she's angry. Plus he's still 16. Not an adult yet. OP posted:He's 17 and one month away from 18 and other 23 from graduating. How is it disrepespectful to masterbate using her son's clothes? Even if I was caught I the same situation as her I would never slut shame her or threatened with police. quote:How is she supposed to know that psycho mom didn't want her over there? quote:Because the pyscho mom didn't invite her? OP posted:I was the one that was invited. He said it was OK since they weren't home. I masterbate because we were going to have sex afte r he came out of the shower and it was a way to get me more in the mood. Why am I being demonized for masterbating?
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:17 |
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Nazzadan posted:I (18f) was caught masterbating by my bf's (16m) mom (40s?) When I read the title for the first time, I skipped over the "by".
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:20 |
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I call bullshit on history story because any Lousiana educated indvidual should be unable to discuss the Civil War since there werent nothin civil about The War of Northern Aggression.
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Barudak posted:I call bullshit on history story because any Lousiana educated indvidual should be unable to discuss the Civil War since there werent nothin civil about The War of Northern Aggression. I would agree with you but 1) he may only know it as the war of northern aggression and 2) a lot of them don't seem to know they lost.
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HardDiskD posted:When I read the title for the first time, I skipped over the "by". I thought it said to
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:29 |
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therobit posted:I would agree with you but Before i moved to the south, I would have thought you were joking about #2.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:31 |
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therobit posted:2) a lot of them don't seem to know they lost. when you think about it, did they really
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:37 |
A Wizard of Goatse posted:when you think about it, did they really Yes. And Badly.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:43 |
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Not badly enough.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:when you think about it, did they really Yeah definitely, you can tell by the way that aristocratic southern racists no longer wield disproportionate power in society and governme.... poo poo
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:45 |
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My wife and I [29M&28F] are at each others throats about our son [3M] falling down the stairs and breaking his leg.quote:Reddit I am hoping you can help me mend my relationship with my wife. This in truth is not only about my son breaking a leg. It has been a wide range of things since he and our daughter were born. quote:Why is there not a gate at the top of your stairs? You can't expect a little kid NOT to go over to stairs. They are drawn to to them. They make gates for all sorts of stairs or you can get a play pen and block off the area to the stairs. Either way - CHILDPROOF your home and get counseling. quote:The problem is I kind of left the gate open when I ran to get the phone. He tried to follow me
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sit on my Facebook posted:Yeah definitely, you can tell by the way that aristocratic southern racists no longer wield disproportionate power in society and governme.... poo poo It's like warlords fighting over a post apocalyptic wasteland for the most part though
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Whenever CBT ever gets mentioned I always imagine the Swedish chef with a meat tenderiser. Nobody needs to know what you jack it to duder
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fruit on the bottom posted:My wife and I [29M&28F] are at each others throats about our son [3M] falling down the stairs and breaking his leg. So he's pissy his wife is mad at him for something that is basically his fault entirely.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:49 |
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Our parenting styles clash often: for example, I believe in letting my kid fall down staircases, and my wife doesn't.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:50 |
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Son needs to learn how gravity works, wife keeps insisting its just a theory
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:53 |
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El Golden Goose posted:"He graduated public school in Louisiana with a 4.0 GPA. But that's beyond the point." I think you mean, "thats beside the point." smarty pants.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:55 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Our parenting styles clash often: for example, I believe in letting my kid fall down staircases, and my wife doesn't. My favorite part is that he explains this is all her fault. You see, she's making so much money, that they could afford to buy this huge house. So big it's hard to take care of the kids. Lmao. quote:Both my wife and I became very successful into our early 20's. We have been been able to earn a lot of money due to mainly my wife's work. It has allowed us to buy a home. I don't want this to come off as bragging so please don't take it the wrong way. It's a very big house, and because of that it is not the most kiddie safe place in the world.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 20:01 |
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it's too hard to childproof all of the battlements on their literal castle especially when running to get the phone he's just lucky the child wasn't snatched up by one of the golden eagles living in the aviary
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Charles Get-Out posted:So he's pissy his wife is mad at him for something that is basically his fault entirely. I felt sorry for the dude until then. Christ, doesn't he have voice mail? A portable phone to carry with him? A brain?
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 20:04 |
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Gloryhold It! posted:Nobody needs to know what you jack it to duder Yubetcha
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 20:05 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:It's like warlords fighting over a post apocalyptic wasteland for the most part though yeah the US is having a rough time rn but this is a little hyperbolic i think
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 20:07 |
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I like how he's "not bragging", but proceeds to tell everyone how much money they've made and how big their house is even though it has nothing to do with the story. Kids can fall down the stairs in small houses too. Leon Einstein fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Apr 25, 2017 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:yeah the US is having a rough time rn but this is a little hyperbolic i think no he's right, the south is terrible. it's a cultural and economic desert. please do not move here
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 20:14 |
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Dienes posted:The "previously recorded boyfriend in secret to catch him jerking off when he's attempting to be discreet" puts me firmly on Team Husband on this one. Some states are one party consent (the woman can consent) some are two party consent (both the bf and the woman must consent to a recording) but there's no state where it's legal to record when you're not in the room and the person being recorded hasn't consented, so yeah, the masturbation tapes are blatantly illegal. As for recording arguments, personally I would dump someone for doing something like that, and possibly get the cops involved if they really pissed me off. Nothing irritates me more than someone on /r/relationships who gets worked up about "abuse" (aka any sort of argument) then goes on to describe literally illegal acts
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 20:16 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Yubetcha Is that .com, or...?
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 20:16 |
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-April 25, year 1 anno trumpini The Unwashed have have redoubled their efforts. Someone at the trading post let slip that I have been stockpiling grain, anticipating the inevitable return of the Darkness Cloud. Though my harvest has been meager, it should sustain me until the sunlight returns in February. But alas, my border defenses pale in comparison to the Luxurious Wall, and the incursions have become more frequent and more desperate. I can feel their hunger. Soon the Unwashed will penetrate my fortifications, and then I'll be forced to use my second amendment remedies. I do not wish harm on the Unwashed, but they leave me no choice. Truly, I pity them. I can taste their hunger. The tepid, irradiated waters of the Yuge River turn to ashes in their mouths and leave them dryer than they were before. The highwaymen have long since emptied their pockets, as empty as their stomachs. I can see their hunger. I pray for the Golden One's blessings in this time of trial and tribulation, and I can only hope that private charity will someday step in and give these poor creatures what they need. But they will not take it from me, oh no. Desperate though they may be, I must sustain myself. gently caress them. I've got mine.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 20:25 |
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Found a comment from the OP on the history dummy post, she said:quote:Well, I wouldn't bother if he didnt want to learn it as well. I think it would improve his confidence and if he did decide to go to university, it would definitely help him. Plus if we ever had kids, he could answer some of their questions early on. He has showed a desire, its really just a matter of where the hell to start. Yep, called it - married super young, before she had any idea how to choose a partner
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sit on my Facebook posted:-April 25, year 1 anno trumpini Me [26 M] with my GF of 3+ years [24 F] of 3+ years, will break-up with me if I'm in my best friends wedding. quote:I have been dating Sarah for 3 years, and we have talked about marriage, kids, etc. One of my best friends asked me to be in his wedding. I would absolutely say yes to him, but the problem is that I have slept with one of the bridesmaids or the maid of honor (I'm certain she'll be in the wedding) over a year prior to dating Sarah.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 20:29 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Me [26 M] with my GF of 3+ years [24 F] of 3+ years, will break-up with me if I'm in my best friends wedding. tricky one but imo go to the wedding, 3+ years in your twenties seems longer than it really is and ultimatiums are bad news
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Me [26 M] with my GF of 3+ years [24 F] of 3+ years, will break-up with me if I'm in my best friends wedding. Break up with her before the wedding, bang the bridesmaid again.
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I [29F] always knew my first real disagreement with fiance [28M] would be about a cat.quote:I love my boyfriend "Tony." We are getting married next month. Everything is hunky dory besides this one issue. It might be love or it might be toxoplasmosis, but i knew he was the one when he showed up to our first date with clothes drenched in cat piss A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Apr 25, 2017 |
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boner confessor posted:tricky one but imo go to the wedding, 3+ years in your twenties seems longer than it really is and ultimatiums are bad news Nothing really tricky about it, it's a loving wedding it's pretty common that there's gonna be someone there you boned when it's a large event that encompasses your social circles. It's one thing to be uncomfortable with your SO hanging out 1 on 1 with their bff that used to be a fuckbuddy but it's way out of line to be skittish about social events like this.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 20:37 |
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I had almost the exact situation as the wedding guy. I went to the wedding and my then gf melted down and acted out n wildly inappropriate ways. That relationship could've spawned countless threads. I wasted a lot of my early 20s being stupid.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I [29F] always knew my first real disagreement with fiance [28M] would be about a cat. I don't like cats and the fact they loving stink is a big reason
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I [29F] always knew my first real disagreement with fiance [28M] would be about a cat. I hope they find out in the end it was her cats peeing on everything.
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I don't like cats and the fact they loving stink is a big reason that poo poo doesn't wash out easy either, dude spent his bachelor-hood hanging out in his rancid trash pile and walking around with an eyewatering cloud of ammonia funk trailing everywhere he goes and somehow he's getting hitched now
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I [29F] always knew my first real disagreement with fiance [28M] would be about a cat. you could always not leave piles of clothes on the floor? I don't think that's usually where they go
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