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54 40 or gently caress posted:I don't like cats and the fact they loving stink is a big reason I'm going to fight you now, it's inevitable
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 21:57 |
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We got the cat one of those closed off litter boxes with a little door and we were trying to get him used to it before we replaced his old one so we opened the little door for him to hop inside but he couldn't figure out how to get out. So he was just sitting in there looking at us through the door flap for like fifteen minutes. We were very high and it was the funniest thing that he's ever done
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:00 |
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ArbitraryC et al sorry for being super loving autistic itt yesterday
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:01 |
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Tiny Deer posted:Some people smell more sensitive to the smell of cats than others. People who live with the boxes of poo poo and piss in their kitchens are wrong about there being "no smell"; they're just used to it.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:03 |
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Yawgmoth posted:I think my reaction would be "you caused me to lose my job and suffer ungodly amounts of pain because you think you know more than a team of doctors. The years without you idiots in my life have been the best of my life, gently caress you, die alone and miserable." the kind of loving, just-concerned-about-your-health-dear mom whose immediate reaction to seeing her daughter with her hand in a garbage disposal is to turn it on.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:03 |
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Agreed. My wife never grew up owning cats (or indoor pets for that matter) and can definitely smell the presence of a cat in a house even if the owners are fastidious about keeping the litter box clean. And don't get me started on ferrets
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:05 |
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Tiny Deer posted:Some people smell more sensitive to the smell of cats than others. But if there is no right or wrong how am I supposed to feel morally superior?
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:15 |
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purple death ray posted:I don't know why I would let anybody who isn't down with cats and weed in my apartment tbh
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:17 |
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A good way to alleviate cat-smell, in addition to poo-cleaning, is to occasionally vacuum. Perhaps even use Pledge to clean your hard surfaces. Revolutionary, I know
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:23 |
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Who What Now posted:But if there is no right or wrong how am I supposed to feel morally superior? I guess you'll just have to accept that some people tolerate different things than you do because they have different values and tastes? No I'm kidding people who don't like cats are probably that way because their parents didn't tip
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:24 |
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OK great now we've got all that established, get this: box wine is exactly as trashy as Coors Light, and drinking it alone in your house is a stereotype of miserable failure for a reason
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:28 |
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Yawgmoth posted:I think my reaction would be "you caused me to lose my job and suffer ungodly amounts of pain because you think you know more than a team of doctors. The years without you idiots in my life have been the best of my life, gently caress you, die alone and miserable." Sounds about right. Someone tossed my psych drugs down the garbage disposal, I'd freak too, and I'm not even restricted from just getting them replaced.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:29 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:OK great now we've got all that established, get this: box wine is exactly as trashy as Coors Light, and drinking it alone in your house is a stereotype of miserable failure for a reason What type of alcohol can I drink alone at home without being a "miserable failure" then, geez
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:30 |
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sit on my Facebook posted:What type of alcohol can I drink alone at home without being a "miserable failure" then, geez sterno
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:34 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:OK great now we've got all that established, get this: box wine is exactly as trashy as Coors Light, and drinking it alone in your house is a stereotype of miserable failure for a reason It means that you haven't found the good wine at the dollar store yet
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:37 |
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You don't "like reading" if all you read are YA novels and paperback romances!
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:38 |
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sit on my Facebook posted:What type of alcohol can I drink alone at home without being a "miserable failure" then, geez Listerine.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:41 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:You don't "like reading" if all you read are YA novels and paperback romances! Actually you do? You just like readong specific genres.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:42 |
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Pick posted:I went on a date with a guy and offered to go splitsies but he whined because I'd also ordered "a drink". aren't YSL jackets (assuming it was a real one) like THOUSANDS of dollars
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:49 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:This is not the first time you've told this story Yeah, but that was last thread or like a thousand pages ago.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 22:50 |
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purple death ray posted:I don't know why I would let anybody who isn't down with cats and weed in my apartment tbh
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:11 |
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purple death ray posted:I don't know why I would let anybody ftf everyone
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 23:15 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:I'm going to fight you now, it's inevitable They aren't the worst, I had cats as a kid and loved them but now I'm just not really all that interested. I do however have a dog with the personality of a cat
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 00:42 |
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Thumbtacks posted:aren't YSL jackets (assuming it was a real one) like THOUSANDS of dollars
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 00:53 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:
The perfect pet: the loyalty of the cat with the cleanliness of the dog.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 01:37 |
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I got an $1800 suit for $35 a few days ago, thrift stores are amazing.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 01:35 |
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sit on my Facebook posted:Are you guys ready to be not at all surprised? How is that bitter virgin younger than me?
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Yubetcha I love that anime!
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 01:44 |
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spite house posted:They're pretty steep new, yeah, but there are good consignment deals to be had if you know where to look. (I assume. YSL isn't my thing; I'm more of a McQueen gal) sometimes if im feeling like spoiling myself i buy a good pair of shorts from GAP™ so i know what you mean
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 01:58 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:My [34 F] parents [60s M/F] want back in my life after kicking me out due to a drug habit that resulted from a medical condition. Amongst the horrible pointless derails, this has been lost. I was 100% on board with this guy, until he casually drops the bombshell in his closing remarks. He's still taking pain meds fifteen years later. Your parents are assholes, but holy poo poo admit that that poo poo needs to end.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 02:08 |
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Serephina posted:Amongst the horrible pointless derails, this has been lost. I was 100% on board with this guy, until he casually drops the bombshell in his closing remarks. He's still taking pain meds fifteen years later. Your parents are assholes, but holy poo poo admit that that poo poo needs to end. Well, my mom took them for about that long for a spinal injury until she got a spinal cord stimulator that helped block the pain way better. Did you miss the part where they were in a car accident and it took them a year to learn how to walk again?
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 02:11 |
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Thumbtacks posted:aren't YSL jackets (assuming it was a real one) like THOUSANDS of dollars Yes.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 02:17 |
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sit on my Facebook posted:Are you guys ready to be not at all surprised? he went full dennis from always sunny
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 02:18 |
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What the gently caress is a YSL jacket?
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 02:28 |
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Yves St Laurent you pleb
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 02:29 |
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"You Suck Labia"?
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 02:29 |
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Who What Now posted:What the gently caress is a YSL jacket? Yves Saint Laurent
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 02:29 |
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Yves Saint Lauren
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 02:32 |
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Serephina posted:Amongst the horrible pointless derails, this has been lost. I was 100% on board with this guy, until he casually drops the bombshell in his closing remarks. He's still taking pain meds fifteen years later. Your parents are assholes, but holy poo poo admit that that poo poo needs to end. Not necessarily in the case of permanent chronic pain. My dad has a ruined spine and has been taking them for at least ten years. The pain will never cease so the doctors are fine with giving him oxycontin. He takes as little as possible and does whatever else he can to alleviate the pain, but the pills make the difference between a happy life and a miserable hell. I took care of him when he first had the problems and he was suicidal and bedridden, now he rides bikes with his wife in Paris.
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I'm late to the cats talk but my sister had 5 loving cats that magically shared a gigantic, deep litter box in a curtained off closet in the house. At least over 75 lbs of litter in there. And it wasn't cleaned all that regularly. Instead of making GBS threads and pissing everywhere they waged warfare with piles of semi-digested cat puke. Lots and lots of cat puke. My sister just left it because their food was expensive and she reasoned, "they'll just eat it again after a while."
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