Political Cartoons 2017: Gotta go fasc

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D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

Xander77 posted:

Tinsley profile stuff:

Anything I'm missing?

Spending like 20 weeks on recycled New Year's Predictions/Mallentine's.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 14:33

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# ? May 14, 2024 21:19

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Please change thread title to "Gotta go fasc".

# ? Apr 26, 2017 14:38

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

# ? Apr 26, 2017 14:38

Prism: Dec 22, 2007; yospos

MokBa posted:

Please change thread title to "Gotta go fasc".

I support this suggestion.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 15:25

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Fixed some bad cut and paste stuff that stuck out to me at a second glance, please tweet this version to Ben instead of the other one.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 15:28

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nthing Gotta go fasc. Also if you tweet it, post your tweets for us to marvel at if they get replies.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 15:29

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

"Hey, I can get away with open racism as long as I draw them as animals! Black people are sharks, and none of those dumb liberal fish will acknowledge their murderous nature! I'm a genius!" [glug glug glug]

See also: liberals as dinosaurs, unaware of their impending extinction.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 15:35

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

I found it.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 15:40

Eggplant Squire: Aug 14, 2003

That's so great.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 15:45

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

Pants Donkey posted:

Post of the year right here, promise you.

Also, brilliant avatar material right there.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 15:52

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Xander77 posted:

Tinsley profile stuff:

Whoops I forgot to tell a joke / Stewart is a Jewish pedophile

DUI judge.

"MLK day? More like squirrel appreciation day, amirite?" (Did he stop doing these? Can't seem to find any examples).

Trans people just identify (bleh) are whatever they are (could use some examples of these)

College commencement speeches into the blank void about how much education sucks.

Mallard Swillmore, Anthropomorphic Republican Duck, Ye Old Fowl Herald (I could use an archive of the Herald)

This gizmo / snowflakes.

Anything I'm missing?

Disappearing supporting cast (and in general, abandonment of the idea that Mallard is a reporter).

# ? Apr 26, 2017 16:06

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Pants Donkey posted:

I'm imagining this plus that swastika bicycle

# ? Apr 26, 2017 16:12

D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

Selachian posted:

Disappearing supporting cast (and in general, abandonment of the idea that Mallard is a reporter).

IIRC, he was fired, never shown to be rehired, but occasionally still interviews people? I guess?

# ? Apr 26, 2017 16:24

usenet celeb 1992: Jun 1, 2000; he thought quoting borges would make him popular

YouTube channel with 50 subscribers and titles like "DUMB LIBERAL REPORTER GETS OWNED BY THOUGHT BUBBLE"

# ? Apr 26, 2017 16:49

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Luxury Tent Carpet posted:

Garrison has had a big think about things.

Again, a woman was literally punched in the face by a nazi at Berkeley.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 16:49

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

Someone was shot by a husband and wife pair of nazis who genuinely feared for their lives or wanted to shoot a lefty (trial decision pending)

# ? Apr 26, 2017 17:15

endlessmonotony: Nov 4, 2009; by Fritz the Horse

Lurdiak posted:

Fixed some bad cut and paste stuff that stuck out to me at a second glance, please tweet this version to Ben instead of the other one.

How much effort would it be to flip the entire image and fix the text?

# ? Apr 26, 2017 17:21

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Mr. Squishy posted:

Someone was shot by a husband and wife pair of nazis who genuinely feared for their lives or wanted to shoot a lefty (trial decision pending)

Shooting lefties / pointing guns at immigrants / occupying federal land results in jury nullification these days. Doesn't matter if someone took a picture of you when it happened and you bragged about it afterward on Twitter: half of the jurors will MAGA your crime away.

These are loving dark times.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 17:26

Duke Igthorn: Oct 11, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

I LOVE that Garrison actually made the hat red. Actually did that. Just no self awareness at all.

Mr. Squishy posted:

Someone was shot by a husband and wife pair of nazis who genuinely feared for their lives or wanted to shoot a lefty (trial decision pending)

Alhazred posted:

Again, a woman was literally punched in the face by a nazi at Berkeley.

Well, I don't se the big deal as long as it's only those two crimes Nazis have committed

# ? Apr 26, 2017 17:29

ACRE & EQUAT: Aug 28, 2004; FUNERAL BREADS
WAR BREAD

Pants Donkey posted:

This would be a much more useful emoticon than a lot of the others that came out of this thread

Erenthal posted:

CW2 cube is one of those things you can come back to and discover new things every time about it. Now I love that the explanation of cardinal directions he gives are even thematically appropriate.

The ~~four~~ six outlying corners

# ? Apr 26, 2017 17:49

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

MokBa posted:

Please change thread title to "Gotta go fasc".

Yes, please.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 17:59

Angular Cyrus: May 29, 2007; everything is so much harder than it looks

Xander77 posted:

Anything I'm missing?

Tinsley is a huge racist, but discrimination against Asians, and only Asians, really gets his goat.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:09

DJ Turbo Punch: Feb 3, 2006; WAKE UP

Angular Cyrus posted:

Looking forward to these signalling Drinky Duck's full descent into Redpanels-esque pro-eugenics rants.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:14

Begemot: Oct 14, 2012; The One True Oden

Xander77 posted:

Tinsley profile stuff:

Whoops I forgot to tell a joke / Stewart is a Jewish pedophile

DUI judge.

"MLK day? More like squirrel appreciation day, amirite?" (Did he stop doing these? Can't seem to find any examples).

Trans people just identify (bleh) are whatever they are (could use some examples of these)

College commencement speeches into the blank void about how much education sucks.

Mallard Swillmore, Anthropomorphic Republican Duck, Ye Old Fowl Herald (I could use an archive of the Herald)

This gizmo / snowflakes.

Anything I'm missing?

There's a tumblr for Ye Fowl Herald. I'm not sure if it has ALL of them, but it has a lot.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:20

Cloud Potato: Jan 9, 2011; "I'm... happy!"

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Theresa May's trip to Wales � Theresa May has promised to �stop ducking� the issue of social care as she travelled to Wales to kickstart a Conservative campaign that intends to target voters in Labour heartlands who have never backed her party before"

Telegraph:

Labour would end free movement but not 'sever ties' with EU, Starmer says

Independent:

Times:

Tim Farron says he doesn't believe being gay is a sin After Michaelangelo.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:23

Tobermory: Mar 31, 2011

Xander77 posted:

Tinsley profile stuff:

Whoops I forgot to tell a joke / Stewart is a Jewish pedophile

DUI judge.

"MLK day? More like squirrel appreciation day, amirite?" (Did he stop doing these? Can't seem to find any examples).

Trans people just identify (bleh) are whatever they are (could use some examples of these)

College commencement speeches into the blank void about how much education sucks.

Mallard Swillmore, Anthropomorphic Republican Duck, Ye Old Fowl Herald (I could use an archive of the Herald)

This gizmo / snowflakes.

Anything I'm missing?

His weird obsession with Bill Buckley. His tendency to use sharks to represent minorities and their inherent natural urge to prey upon the fish of the conservative white man. His equally weird obsession with Rush Limbaugh. And the weird strawman conservative minority (who as far as I know never had an expressed ethnicity other than "asian") who thought it was totally worth it to get divorced after naming his child after Rush Limbaugh.

If you want some terrible anti-trans cartoons from the duck:

# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:27

xthetenth: Dec 30, 2012; Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Tobermory posted:

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#yesallmen

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:00

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

I want to punch Tinsley now... a lot. What a loving rear end in a top hat.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:10

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

Tobermory posted:

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This one is funnier in hindsight, because lovely trans women like Caitlyn Jenner and Blair White have not posed some leftist quandary.

Granted, the point of the comic is "LIBERALS ARE AGAINST MISOGYNISTIC MEN SO HAPPENS WHEN ONE CLAIMS TO BE A WOMAN, HUH!?" which is exactly how a transphobic drunkard would think.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:15

D O R K Y: Sep 1, 2001

I still wonder why Tinsley got so pissed off at this, "Mallard Filmore isn't funny" is probably the tamest satire of him ever.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:24

Sandpuppy: Jun 16, 2012; Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Xander77 posted:

Tinsley profile stuff:

Whoops I forgot to tell a joke / Stewart is a Jewish pedophile

DUI judge.

"MLK day? More like squirrel appreciation day, amirite?" (Did he stop doing these? Can't seem to find any examples).

Trans people just identify (bleh) are whatever they are (could use some examples of these)

College commencement speeches into the blank void about how much education sucks.

Mallard Swillmore, Anthropomorphic Republican Duck, Ye Old Fowl Herald (I could use an archive of the Herald)

This gizmo / snowflakes.

Anything I'm missing?

His profound inability to write a limerick.

Footnote asterisks that direct just to domain names (i.e. "Foxnews.com", "Hannity.com")

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Rightwingers are transitioning from "forgetting Bush was president" to "forgetting Trump is president".

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoe-banging_incident

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:28

KillerQueen: Jul 13, 2010

Sandpuppy posted:

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Wait, what? But O'reilly was the one who was fired. I'm confused here.
Is Branco saying he wants Hillary to be sexually harassed?
And the Bill O'Reilly phone kissed Bill clinton.
Why do the Clintons hunt the most dangerous game?
What is happening to my wooooooooorld

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:37

Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

KillerQueen posted:

Wait, what? But O'reilly was the one who was fired. I'm confused here.
Is Branco saying he wants Hillary to be sexually harassed?
And the Bill O'Reilly phone kissed Bill clinton.
Why do the Clintons hunt the most dangerous game?
What is happening to my wooooooooorld

It's reference to the "Bimbo Busters" thing where Hillary (supposedly?) discredited women making claims against Bill Clinton.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:45

Duke Igthorn: Oct 11, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Dork457 posted:

I still wonder why Tinsley got so pissed off at this, "Mallard Filmore isn't funny" is probably the tamest satire of him ever.

Because, as Tinsley said, they tried to fool people into thinking it was a real comic by including his signature and everything!

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:55

D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

Sandpuppy posted:

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Mmmm yes, "my opponents are crybabies who suck," intellectually stimulating commentary, this.

gently caress off, Lisa, you cheerleader.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:01

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

D.N. Nation posted:

Mmmm yes, "my opponents are crybabies who suck," intellectually stimulating commentary, this.

gently caress off, Lisa, you cheerleader.

That was my first thought too, but then I thought about Uncle Sam there. Is Lisa actually admitting that America is scared and confused about Trump's leadership? I don't know how to interpret that any other way.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:03

BarbarianElephant: Feb 12, 2015; The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

D.N. Nation posted:

Mmmm yes, "my opponents are crybabies who suck," intellectually stimulating commentary, this.

Especially silly since most Democrats and left-wingers are dealing with it by getting extremely angry and going on marches and stuff. Not a lot of sobbing going on. And right-wingers are certainly aware of this, judging by the kerfuffle over students rioting when extremist right-wing speakers come to campus.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:11

Angular Cyrus: May 29, 2007; everything is so much harder than it looks

endlessmonotony posted:

How much effort would it be to flip the entire image and fix the text?

Not that much.

Also,

MokBa posted:

Please change thread title to "Gotta go fasc".

# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:17

I Love Annie May: Oct 10, 2012

Sandpuppy posted:

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"Oh non, pas dans mon cul!"

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SexyBlindfold: Apr 24, 2008; i dont care how much probation i get capital letters are for squares hehe im so laid back an nice please read my low effort shitposts about the arab spring

thanxs!!!

Without exception, it seems that what excites conservatives the most about Trump's government is that liberals are crying.

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