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Fullhouse posted:this is where you lost me Sorry, that was a weird autocorrect, it was supposed to say "Tomato".
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:55 |
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Pick posted:gently caress face it's like the wpmen who take vacation photos where they pose their teddy bear named Timoto or what ever in the frame men aren't talking about the penis they're talking about where their penis has BEEN and they talk about it in the THIRD PERSON Caricatures of a penis in a suit and top hat walking around on its own were all the rage in 19th century St Petersburg.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:56 |
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Yeah, she's riding a wave of mania, and keeps talking about penises, porn, and jacking off.
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new phone who dis posted:You can be a fat, small-dicked, hairy fucker and as long as you're funny and confident you'll still probably do fine. Can confirm
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Ensign Expendable posted:Caricatures of a penis in a suit and top hat walking around on its own were all the rage in 19th century St Petersburg. Haha, yeah! They're called Стройный мужчина.
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Leon Einstein posted:Yeah, she's riding a wave of mania, and keeps talking about penises, porn, and jacking off. what else can you post about for fun
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new phone who dis posted:No dudes I know seriously talk about each other's dicks. pick has weird ideas about dicks. she was shocked to learn that guys don't just look at each other's dicks all the time and that most men have never seen the majority of their buddies' dicks chernobyl kinsman fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:01 |
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Wait you guys don't dress up your dicks and show pictures to your best friends?
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bamhand posted:Wait you guys don't dress up your dicks and show pictures to your best friends? I've seen a lot of my eskimo brethrens' dicks and we give critique about grooming and such so
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:06 |
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chernobyl kinsman posted:pick has weird ideas about dicks. she was shocked to learn that guys don't just look at each other's dicks all the time and that most men have never seen the majority of their buddies' dicks What? How can you say you're really friends if you haven't seen their dick?
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:08 |
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I had a really hard time telling one of my homebros that it looked a bit thin in most lighting conditions
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:08 |
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and thusly mine is the ultimate
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Khorne posted:So do women. What's the big deal? I don't masturbate.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:09 |
i use my cock like a club to clobber my bros into submission and thereby establish dominance
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:10 |
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Just lol if you and your bros don't sit in a circle and jack each other off so you can compare erect sizes and semen loads. Totally in a straight way tho.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:10 |
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Pick posted:I don't masturbate. you're missing out
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Pick posted:I don't masturbate. we can tell
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Pick posted:I don't masturbate. A girl I know hasn't had an orgasm in over a year because she used to use Paul Walker pics to masturbate but she can't do it any more because he died and it makes her cry.
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how else do you demonstrate what the best pepper grinder you ever had felt like
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:11 |
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new phone who dis posted:A girl I know hasn't had an orgasm in over a year because she used to use Paul Walker pics to masturbate but she can't do it any more because he died and it makes her cry. hahahahaha
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ranbo das posted:Just lol if you and your bros don't sit in a circle and jack each other off so you can compare erect sizes and semen loads. This is how I charge my JO crystal to the max Totally in a gay way tho
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stop tellin me bro show me be a man here prove it i'm ready
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it puts the lotion on the foreskin before it gets the hose again
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:13 |
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All the women I know speak about sex in much more detail than any of my guy friends.
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new phone who dis posted:A girl I know hasn't had an orgasm in over a year because she used to use Paul Walker pics to masturbate but she can't do it any more because he died and it makes her cry. why haven't you married her yet
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new phone who dis posted:A girl I know hasn't had an orgasm in over a year because she used to use Paul Walker pics to masturbate but she can't do it any more because he died and it makes her cry. Same but with Abe Vigoda
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new phone who dis posted:A girl I know hasn't had an orgasm in over a year because she used to use Paul Walker pics to masturbate but she can't do it any more because he died and it makes her cry. m... my husbando
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look man we can actually save time if we sixty nine instead of taking turns
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:15 |
Wait is she also saving herself for paul walker or something?
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Charles Get-Out posted:Wait is she also saving herself for paul walker or something? not anymore man he died
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That's what I'm getting at though, if she is she'll never orgasm again. A tragic tale of dedication and loss.
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new phone who dis posted:A girl I know hasn't had an orgasm in over a year because she used to use Paul Walker pics to masturbate but she can't do it any more because he died and it makes her cry. fuckin lmao
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:18 |
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Pick posted:I don't masturbate.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:19 |
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new phone who dis posted:A girl I know hasn't had an orgasm in over a year because she used to use Paul Walker pics to masturbate but she can't do it any more because he died and it makes her cry.
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But Paul Walker died in 2013, she hasn't had an orgasm in like 4 years? She's going to go off like a bottle rocket.
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Charles Get-Out posted:That's what I'm getting at though, if she is she'll never orgasm again. A tragic tale of dedication and loss. she'll be married to Paul Walker in heaven, like Jesus but with better abs
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My [30F] sister [38F] is suddenly mad at me because her daughter [7F] likes the nickname I gave her more than her real name.quote:Let me say from the beginning that I do not think I have a right to tell my sister how to parent. If she wants her kid to be called name a instead of name b, that's her decision, not mine. However, this situation is a little odd, and I'm not sure how to feel or how to proceed.
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Hope you're ready for a novel of an updatequote:First, I want to thank everybody for their suggestions and opinions in my original post. They really helped me tangle with some difficult issues that had been on my mind for a week.
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Pick has gone off the deep end the last couple months
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holy poo poo that conclusion
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