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mandatory lesbian posted:20 years from now, if MTG is still around, i will still be reminding people that jace wanted to gently caress a cosmic horror lol if you wouldn't also gently caress a cosmic horror
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It's clear to me now that Nicol Bolas's plan all along has been to destroy standard.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:04 |
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UberJew posted:tbf like half of lovecrafts horrors are explicitly or implicitly metaphors for sexuality bc he was v spooked by the very idea Jace looked on at the unknowable horror with despair, but also a clue
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:03 |
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The Shortest Path posted:lol if you wouldn't also gently caress a cosmic horror Your momma can confirm that I would .
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:10 |
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The Shortest Path posted:lol if you wouldn't also gently caress a cosmic horror ~all those tentacles~
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:15 |
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pff, wizards is just ripping off japan which already did Nyarlathotep as a cute highschool girl years ago
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:19 |
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clamiam45 posted:It's clear to me now that Nicol Bolas's plan all along has been to destroy standard. I would legit love it if there were some Grant Morrison-esque deal where Bolas had learned that he was a character in a poorly written story and his master plan was to destroy it from the inside by preventing people from playing.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:19 |
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also mcmagic please stop being right in the trump thread, its wrecking my worldview to see you as the rational side of the argument for pages and pages.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:25 |
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A big flaming stink posted:also mcmagic please stop being right in the trump thread, its wrecking my worldview to see you as the rational side of the argument for pages and pages. mcmagic was........right?!
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Cactrot posted:I would legit love it if there were some Grant Morrison-esque deal where Bolas had learned that he was a character in a poorly written story and his master plan was to destroy it from the inside by preventing people from playing. Time Spiral 2 confirmed.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:28 |
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Quote me Jace's lust for cosmic horror, please
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:29 |
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UberJew posted:tbf like half of lovecrafts horrors are explicitly or implicitly metaphors for sexuality bc he was v spooked by the very idea I mean, he was pretty spooked by black people too.
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A big flaming stink posted:also mcmagic please stop being right in the trump thread, its wrecking my worldview to see you as the rational side of the argument for pages and pages. I'm sure I will post stuff that you disagree with any time now... taxes are pretty much my wheelhouse though.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:34 |
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Rinkles posted:Quote me Jace's lust for cosmic horror, please http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/promised-end-2016-07-27 its near the end, emrakul and jace have a nice little chat the wanting to gently caress her thing is a bit of a joke sorry to have to pull back the curtain
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:39 |
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an actual highlight of the story i forgot is jace having to chat with his inner mind and he hates how snide he is
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:40 |
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80s James Hetfield posted:mcmagic was........right?! Yes but I STRONGLY recommend not going into the Trump thread to see for yourself The novelty is not worth it
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:42 |
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mcmagic posted:I'm sure I will post stuff that you disagree with any time now... taxes are pretty much my wheelhouse though. the obama stuff, actually sit on my Facebook posted:Yes but I STRONGLY recommend not going into the Trump thread to see for yourself for the love of christ this
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mandatory lesbian posted:http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/promised-end-2016-07-27 What an odd juxtaposition. I like Jace less as a character after reading this. My instinct to avoid these stories was correct.
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mandatory lesbian posted:http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/promised-end-2016-07-27 I have less respect for Jace as a fictional character now. Who the hell wouldn't want to gently caress a tentacled cosmic horror?
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 18:58 |
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uninverted posted:Probably not. Eldrazi isn't a deck that wants a trickle of value over a lot of turns, you want to disrupt the opponent a bit and then throw your big aliens at them. I figure it's exactly what the deck wants - draw fixing that turns in to a free value generator. With a Noble she comes down and ticks up on turn 2 to fix you up good.
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Balon posted:I figure it's exactly what the deck wants - draw fixing that turns in to a free value generator. With a Noble she comes down and ticks up on turn 2 to fix you up good. Endrazi wants to play a TNS on T2, not this. Getting more grindy does nothing for that deck.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:19 |
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Salvor_Hardin posted:I mean, he was pretty spooked by black people too. often the metaphors for one were also metaphors for the other!
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Balon posted:I figure it's exactly what the deck wants - draw fixing that turns in to a free value generator. With a Noble she comes down and ticks up on turn 2 to fix you up good. Eldrazi already gets to play the best cantrip in the format, they don't really need another card selection spell.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:30 |
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Sampatrick posted:Eldrazi already gets to play the best cantrip in the format, they don't really need another card selection spell. She's card advantage that dodges Wrath. I don't think she works great in Eldrazi with how expensive most of the creatures are but I think that kind of deck is on the right track.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:34 |
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Eldrazi's main weakness is how inconsistent it can be. Sometimes you don't get any Temples and your Hierarch gets bolted T1 or sometimes your one big creature is a TKS and it gets Terminated right away. One or two of the new Nissa in the 75 is at least worth trying out to find a Displacer and Drowner faster for the late game.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:40 |
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https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/626187#online Momma mia
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:54 |
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ThePeavstenator posted:Eldrazi's main weakness is how inconsistent it can be. Sometimes you don't get any Temples and your Hierarch gets bolted T1 or sometimes your one big creature is a TKS and it gets Terminated right away. One or two of the new Nissa in the 75 is at least worth trying out to find a Displacer and Drowner faster for the late game. This is exactly my thinking. Sure the dream is a turn 2 TKS, but sometimes you just die to your own draws and whiff on your stirrings. Nissa dodges this, is another target that protects your life, and helps build your board.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:58 |
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I'd be lying if I said I wasn't drooling a little.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:01 |
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A Tolaria West toolbox for ancestral vision, restore balance, engineered explosives, or ghost quarter is the coolest thing ever.
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Balon posted:This is exactly my thinking. Sure the dream is a turn 2 TKS, but sometimes you just die to your own draws and whiff on your stirrings. I like the idea of trying her out. I may do it just to see how she works.
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Errant Gin Monks posted:I like the idea of trying her out. I may do it just to see how she works. For sure. 2 definitely works in the deck, replacing some of the lower-end creatures.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:08 |
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This is amazing and I love it. I really hope it wasn't a fluke.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:11 |
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I was looking at this earlier today. It seems.... amazing? I want to try it so much but I also am hesitant as most of my MTGO collection is in BGx so not a lot of crossover
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Walked posted:I was looking at this earlier today. It seems.... amazing? The clear answer is to make some sort of BUG monstrosity with As Foretold.
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ShaneB posted:https://www.isleofcards.com/magic-the-gathering-beginner-guide Wanted to touch base and thank you for the useful resources - I read the article, watched the video, lost my first game, and I'm still interested so there's that. I have a limited base of how the game is played to build off now, so I'm curious about (casual) deck building - good strategies for beginners to pursue, most efficient products to look for, etc. Whether you have the time to reply or not, thanks for the time regardless.
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Deified Data posted:Wanted to touch base and thank you for the useful resources - I read the article, watched the video, lost my first game, and I'm still interested so there's that. Netdeck. Just netdeck. People also seem to like https://www.mtggoldfish.com/articles type budget brew deck things. I'd suggest exploring preconstructed decks to mess with with your friends, as they are cheap and fun enough and give you more ideas of what color identities are in some way.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:47 |
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ShaneB posted:Netdeck. Just netdeck. Don't listen to this bad advice.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:51 |
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80s James Hetfield posted:Don't listen to this bad advice. Best advice. I'm not gonna tell someone to buy some boxes and make decks from the cards they open. I'm not sure how else people end up making fun decks starting from zero.
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# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:54 |
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Deified Data posted:Wanted to touch base and thank you for the useful resources - I read the article, watched the video, lost my first game, and I'm still interested so there's that. Do you want to go to game stores to play, or do you just want to jam games with some friends?
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Deified Data posted:Wanted to touch base and thank you for the useful resources - I read the article, watched the video, lost my first game, and I'm still interested so there's that. If your plan is to play casual, find out what your friends are playing, and maybe ask to borrow a deck while you figure out what top build for yourself. If most of your friends don't play, you're going to mostly get you're games in at your local shop, which will range from slightly less casual to down right spiky, depending on your shop. If that's the case, you can buy into a budget deck for whatever format is popular to start learning and then upgrade into better decks to attack your local meta game as you figure it out and your budget allows.
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