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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

a neat cape posted:

I think I'll have chipotle for lunch.

Carnitas burrito double wrapped (two tortillas), brown rice, pinto and black beans, corn salsa, hot salsa, extra cheese and guac

Two tortillas? Good god man

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:34

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# ? May 17, 2024 14:53

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Spoeank posted:

Two tortillas? Good god man

The burrito explodes from the sides with just one tortilla.

I like carbs, also

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:35

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

a neat cape posted:

I think I'll have chipotle for lunch.

Carnitas burrito double wrapped (two tortillas), brown rice, pinto and black beans, corn salsa, hot salsa, extra cheese and guac

Are you stress eating, Ross? Everything ok? Did Fizz cut you deep?

Real talk, this dude I work with is huge, eats Peanut M & M's all day everyday except when he is eating Nutty Bars (both of which are amazing but I digress) but he has been doing really well lately. He would only eat this chicken sausage (also owns) and pepper mix and he was actively trying to eat better. Well he came in yesterday obviously pissed at something, ordered dominoes (loving ew) at 11am when they opened and proceeded to down a huge italian beef sandwhich and extra large deluxe pizza all by himself. It seemed to pretty clearly be stress eating, and it seemed to provide him comfort, but man I was super sad for him. I don't think I've ever witnessed stress eating like that before :smith:

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:36

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

weird Asian candy posted:

Are you stress eating, Ross? Everything ok? Did Fizz cut you deep?

Real talk, this dude I work with is huge, eats Peanut M & M's all day everyday except when he is eating Nutty Bars (both of which are amazing but I digress) but he has been doing really well lately. He would only eat this chicken sausage (also owns) and pepper mix and he was actively trying to eat better. Well he came in yesterday obviously pissed at something, ordered dominoes (loving ew) at 11am when they opened and proceeded to down a huge italian beef sandwhich and extra large deluxe pizza all by himself. It seemed to pretty clearly be stress eating, and it seemed to provide him comfort, but man I was super sad for him. I don't think I've ever witnessed stress eating like that before

I only eat once a day. I need my calories

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:39

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

a neat cape posted:

I only eat once a day. I need my calories

Why the hell do you only eat once a day?

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:39

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Back in the day I was at a CiCi's where there was this obese woman in her late 20s/early 30s making frequent trips to the buffet and returning to her table with piles of pizza on her plate and an absolute look of shame on her face

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:41

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Eli Wiggum posted:

Back in the day I was at a CiCi's where there was this obese woman in her late 20s/early 30s making frequent trips to the buffet and returning to her table with piles of pizza on her plate and an absolute look of shame on her face

Well yeah, she was at a Cici's.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:41

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

weird Asian candy posted:

Why the hell do you only eat once a day?

I'm not hungry in the morning, I rarely eat lunch, then I come home and eat a big dinner.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:41

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Eli Wiggum posted:

Back in the day I was at a CiCi's where there was this obese woman in her late 20s/early 30s making frequent trips to the buffet and returning to her table with piles of pizza on her plate and an absolute look of shame on her face

But I have it on good authority that you go to CiCi's to celebrate food...

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:42

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

weird Asian candy posted:

Are you stress eating, Ross? Everything ok? Did Fizz cut you deep?

Real talk, this dude I work with is huge, eats Peanut M & M's all day everyday except when he is eating Nutty Bars (both of which are amazing but I digress) but he has been doing really well lately. He would only eat this chicken sausage (also owns) and pepper mix and he was actively trying to eat better. Well he came in yesterday obviously pissed at something, ordered dominoes (loving ew) at 11am when they opened and proceeded to down a huge italian beef sandwhich and extra large deluxe pizza all by himself. It seemed to pretty clearly be stress eating, and it seemed to provide him comfort, but man I was super sad for him. I don't think I've ever witnessed stress eating like that before

Mea culpa, but I do stuff like this too. It's really loving easy when you gently caress up and have something you weren't supposed to have to say to yourself, "Well, I hosed up again, might as well go hog-wild." I doubt he was even doing it for comfort so much as a self-destructive streak of just surrendering. I dunno, all conjecture about a goon's coworker, but who knows.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:43

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Probably Magic posted:

Mea culpa, but I do stuff like this too. It's really loving easy when you gently caress up and have something you weren't supposed to have to say to yourself, "Well, I hosed up again, might as well go hog-wild." I doubt he was even doing it for comfort so much as a self-destructive streak of just surrendering. I dunno, all conjecture about a goon's coworker, but who knows.

Yeah, I wanted to ask if he was ok or...something...but he is pretty closed off and kinda pessimistic about everything so I wasn't sure anything I could say would help. I just felt really really bad for him.

He showed up today with sugar free Great Value brand oatmeal :stare:

so apparently the crisis is somewhat over.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:44

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Spoeank posted:

Fajita vegetables are key to a happy burrito bowl. I do mostly that except I do a lil cheese and skip the brown rice like half the time.

I'm taking it home so I can use gods true hot sauce (valentina).

And my pto was scheduled because I had an outside chance of going to the draft but it fell through. Leaving for new orleans this weekend for a week though.

#blessed

My dude.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:45

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

weird Asian candy posted:

Yeah, I wanted to ask if he was ok or...something...but he is pretty closed off and kinda pessimistic about everything so I wasn't sure anything I could say would help. I just felt really really bad for him.

He showed up today with sugar free Great Value brand oatmeal so apparently the crisis is somewhat over.

It could just be yo-yo dieting. I sometimes do that, where I spend 3-4 days watching every calorie and by the 5th day my blood sugar and mood are so low that I say gently caress it and binge, and the next day, start over. It's pretty unhealthy

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:46

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

SHOAH NUFF posted:

It could just be yo-yo dieting. I sometimes do that, where I spend 3-4 days watching every calorie and by the 5th day my blood sugar and mood are so low that I say gently caress it and binge, and the next day, start over. It's pretty unhealthy

That's why I do cheat days every Sunday. If I don't have something to look forward to I would probably obliterate any and all food in my path.

I've read conflicting things on cheat days, whether they are good for you or not. I feel like mentally it helps the most, but I have also read that it does help metabolism so that's what I remind myself when I'm stuffing my face with Burgers and Cake

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:49

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

weird Asian candy posted:

That's why I do cheat days every Sunday. If I don't have something to look forward to I would probably obliterate any and all food in my path.

I've read conflicting things on cheat days, whether they are good for you or not. I feel like mentally it helps the most, but I have also read that it does help metabolism so that's what I remind myself when I'm stuffing my face with Burgers and Cake

The Dumbbells which is a must-listen fitness podcast has a good theory on it: make it a cheat meal, don't go crazy and don't fetishize the meal and eat like 3,000 calories in one sitting

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:55

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Spoeank posted:

The Dumbbells which is a must-listen fitness podcast has a good theory on it: make it a cheat meal, don't go crazy and don't fetishize the meal and eat like 3,000 calories in one sitting

Yeah, I say cheat day but it usually ends up being a cheat meal and like a bag of candy. I have done the going crazy thing and I always feel like complete rear end the next day.

I'll have to check out that podcast.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:57

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

It's lotsa broscience (and they admit that) but it's good to listen to while working out

# ? Apr 26, 2017 19:58

LEGO Genetics: Oct 8, 2013; She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs

I found a good motivator is to read that old Golden Corral story somebody posted about the various horrors a goon saw there.

Like the chocolate fountain.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:03

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Quiet Feet posted:

My dude.

The chipotle medium hot sauce is garbage but the hot has more of a kick than I expect from a chain restaurant.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:05

a patagonian cavy: Jan 12, 2009; UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

I saw someone unironically riding one of these yesterday

# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:12

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

a patagonian cavy posted:

I saw someone unironically riding one of these yesterday

Ellipticals gently caress up your stride.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:13

a patagonian cavy: Jan 12, 2009; UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

FizFashizzle posted:

Ellipticals gently caress up your stride.

yeah and you look like a huge idiot too. unlike me, who always looks cool

# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:15

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

a neat cape posted:

I like carbs, also

you are good people

FizFashizzle posted:

Ellipticals gently caress up your stride.

Arc Trainer supremacy

# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:16

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

I spoke too soon. Coworker just had Domino's delivered and is currently slamming pizza and chasing it with Monster.

Maybe he has gone mental and thinks he is back in college.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:20

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

a patagonian cavy posted:

I saw someone unironically riding one of these yesterday

oh yeah 20 minutes of that every day and you'll never walk right again

# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:20

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Three weeks out from having my right elbow cleaned out.

Getting ready for the MRI on the left.

Feels good man

# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:22

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Went to a new dentist today. He wants to do invisalign because the guy who did my braces 18 years ago apparently was a dumb fuckup and now my jaw likes to rest in the wrong spot.

What a crock of poo poo.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:49

JIZZ DENOUEMENT: Oct 3, 2012; STRIKE!

I did it. I flossed at work.

We are through the looking glass.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:48

JIZZ DENOUEMENT: Oct 3, 2012; STRIKE!

No Butt Stuff posted:

Went to a new dentist today. He wants to do invisalign because the guy who did my braces 18 years ago apparently was a dumb fuckup and now my jaw likes to rest in the wrong spot.

What a crock of poo poo.

That sucks a lot. Sorry friend. Keep us updated on invisalign, I've heard very mixed reviews.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:49

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Yeah, I'm not sure when I'll pull that trigger, because even with insurance, I'll be paying 3k out of pocket.

Oh well, just more jaw pain for me in the interim!

# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:50

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

everyone should Google Slan

# ? Apr 26, 2017 20:55

kayakyakr: Feb 16, 2004; Kayak is true

SHOAH NUFF posted:

I'm going to Austin, TX next week for 5 days and will have lots of free time. What are some great food spots or things to do?

Go wait in line for BBQ. La BBQ is prolly the best wait::line equation, but Micklethwaite, Kerlin, and Browns are all worthwhile. Franklin might be worth trying out on Wednesday if you have nothing to do in the morning.

Eat all of the tacos (Torchy's, Taco Deli, Taco More, Tyson's, most other taco shops). Find some real Tex-Mex. Current favorite is Tex Mex Joe's on N Lamar.

Go swimming somewhere (Barton Springs, Bull Creek, Blue Hole in Wimberly). Go kayaking/SUPing on Ladybird Lake.

Check http://showlistaustin.com and go see a show on Red River/6th Street. Go hang out on East 6th.

Go to a special event at the Alamo Drafthouse. Actually, just go to the Alamo Drafthouse. Ritz is classic. Mueller and S Lamar are new.

Go to one of the Pinballz arcades. Go to Vigilante Game Bar.

Do some hiking. Mickinnley Falls, Barton Creek, St Edwards, bunch of other hill country parks. Go look for some of the leftover wildflowers. It's late in the year, but there are a few parks out west with blooms still going.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:12

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

kayakyakr posted:

Go wait in line for BBQ. La BBQ is prolly the best wait::line equation, but Micklethwaite, Kerlin, and Browns are all worthwhile. Franklin might be worth trying out on Wednesday if you have nothing to do in the morning.

Eat all of the tacos (Torchy's, Taco Deli, Taco More, Tyson's, most other taco shops). Find some real Tex-Mex. Current favorite is Tex Mex Joe's on N Lamar.

Go swimming somewhere (Barton Springs, Bull Creek, Blue Hole in Wimberly). Go kayaking/SUPing on Ladybird Lake.

Check http://showlistaustin.com and go see a show on Red River/6th Street. Go hang out on East 6th.

Go to a special event at the Alamo Drafthouse. Actually, just go to the Alamo Drafthouse. Ritz is classic. Mueller and S Lamar are new.

Go to one of the Pinballz arcades. Go to Vigilante Game Bar.

Do some hiking. Mickinnley Falls, Barton Creek, St Edwards, bunch of other hill country parks. Go look for some of the leftover wildflowers. It's late in the year, but there are a few parks out west with blooms still going.

And then go get poo poo on by a bunch of bats

# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:15

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Anime talk: Dragon Ball did their own version of Homer at the Bat and it actually owns a lot.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:32

the mean lunch lady: Jun 24, 2009; went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Spoeank posted:

It's lotsa broscience (and they admit that) but it's good to listen to while working out

How do you listen to anything but music while working out? I've tried podcasts, but it's really distracting.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:35

BrownThunder: Oct 26, 2005; EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

SHOAH NUFF posted:

I'm going to Austin, TX next week for 5 days and will have lots of free time. What are some great food spots or things to do?

Do what kayakyakr said but also check out The Domain area up north. culinary dropout is really good eats and there's some good places to drink too.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:39

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

If you're not listening to southern hip-hop during your workout then I don't understand you. UGK is protein in music form.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:40

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

a patagonian cavy posted:

I saw someone unironically riding one of these yesterday

How do you ironically ride one

# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:45

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

When I was in Austin I had really good BBQ at a gas station. It was like a whole restaurant though.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:47

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# ? May 17, 2024 14:53

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

No Irish Need Imply posted:

If you're not listening to southern hip-hop during your workout then I don't understand you. UGK is protein in music form.

https://youtu.be/awMIbA34MT8

# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:51

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