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the president of the united states had a twitter meltdown this is the 2017 we deserve
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Sudden mega-super lol when I just realized that of the 60 million Trump voters, probably, uh, 6 -10 million of them have Twitter accounts, meaning that the other 45 million people following Deez Trumps are just people lol'in
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Apr 27, 2017 16:11
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:Yeah, it's kinda like a Capri Sun press. I bet they didn't even pay her much for being their bitch because lol nobody even know Ivanka existed before Trump became president
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Apr 27, 2017 16:11
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Chinatown posted:i pretty convinced now that he abuses some type of stimulant on a regular basis even if he doesn't anymore, being a huge cokehead for most of his adult life didn't do him any favours
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Apr 27, 2017 16:14
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lol. Trump is holding a gun to a baby's head screaming about how democrats are forcing the baby to die. double lol, there are people buying it.
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Apr 27, 2017 16:15
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Constipated posted:I love seeing my coworker's face (who voted for him) everyday whenever she reads the newspaper on break, and has to see all the articles talking about how insanely incompetent him and his administration is and how whatever he's trying to do will gently caress her over. She was so snarky and self righteous leading up to the election and ate up all the bullshit he spewed out. But at least the grim realization that he isn't going to be a good president is setting in, I can't believe there are so many people that are still on the Trump train. None of the Trump voters I know personally are regretting it. On the contrary, they think he's doing great and really sticking it to the snowflakes. When all your news come from the man himself or Fox, then that's to be expected.
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Apr 27, 2017 16:23
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TotalLossBrain posted:None of the Trump voters I know personally are regretting it. On the contrary, they think he's doing great and really sticking it to the snowflakes. lol, I watched German news yesterday and they had a short segment on Trump's 100 days in office and went to some rust belt shithole to interview Trump supporters, trying to figure out why people still support him. One lady they found said that he's just learning and to give him more time, said that she will give him at least the whole 4 years to prove himself. Her husband added that he loves Trump because he's finally doing the right thing by dropping that mega bomb on the middle east. When they cut back to the studio the usually ultra professional and reserved host was looking like this: 
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Apr 27, 2017 16:38
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Chinatown posted:i pretty convinced now that he abuses some type of stimulant on a regular basis Look at the way he smiles, it's the cocaine smirk 100%. Look at pictures of Trump smiling and then look at some pictures of Jack Nicholson or John Belushi. I wonder which staffer is his dealer lol
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Apr 27, 2017 16:43
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:lol, I watched German news yesterday and they had a short segment on Trump's 100 days in office and went to some rust belt shithole to interview Trump supporters, trying to figure out why people still support him. One lady they found said that he's just learning and to give him more time, said that she will give him at least the whole 4 years to prove himself. Her husband added that he loves Trump because he's finally doing the right thing by dropping that mega bomb on the middle east. This is too much lol
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Apr 27, 2017 16:42
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TotalLossBrain posted:None of the Trump voters I know personally are regretting it. On the contrary, they think he's doing great and really sticking it to the snowflakes. All of the trump voters I know think he's doing great, because none of them follow current events and have absolutely no idea what he's up to. e: one of them didn't know there was a healthcare reform bill until AFTER it got shot down, and swore that it was a good solution to Obamacare despite not being able to name a single thing it did. Renegret fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Apr 27, 2017 |
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Apr 27, 2017 16:43
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Jose posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/857604537003200512 lol at the aggression, playing victim, blaming the minority (white house is R, senate and congress are both majority republican??), lack of focus and any real solutions, and that absolutely nothing is gained from him throwing out slander like this other than continued support from a million shades of idiot. you cant believe anything he says to a larger degree than any other politician based on the fact that he is easily swayed, literally demented and cant keep his mouth shut. all of those being posted in the span of two minutes is just cream on my crop i like this one best https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/857604623531749376 Politics!
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Apr 27, 2017 16:46
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Politics! Bad (or sick)! No! (unintelligible)
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Apr 27, 2017 16:49
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politicians playing politics I DIDNT KNOW THEY WOULD DO THIS gently caress MAN WHY IS BEING PRESIDENT SO HAAAARDDDDD
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Apr 27, 2017 16:49
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Bust Rodd posted:LOL THREAD: can anyone from the South maybe flesh out how someone could feasibly claim to be proud of their Confederate heritage without being... like a huge loving racist? is there anything cool about Robert E. Lee or anyone that could potentially make for a role model, or are these people just on their face horrible idiots who long for a time when they could buy & sell brown people in between incest rapes? I really think it'll flesh out my lols on this story. I think it's a bit complicated and a bit more than just racism. I mean, that's usually their defense, but I think it's really the case for a lot of people. I had befriended a guy from Mississippi while studying abroad, and he later mailed me a Confederate flag as a gift. I don't know the guy tremendously well, but I would be pretty shocked to discover he was racist, and certainly he didn't think I was, and he intended the gift to be a nice gesture, so I think it's just more of a Southern pride thing, as unfortunate as that is. It also explains why people are so quick and public about defending it. The education and attitude about the war is different down there, so they view the war how most Americans view the Independence War without really thinking about the causes I guess. Anyway, that's my understanding of it. Sorry there's no lol.
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Apr 27, 2017 16:54
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ivanka what does opposition mean ooooohhhhh
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Apr 27, 2017 16:53
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Renegret posted:All of the trump voters I know think he's doing great, because none of them follow current events and have absolutely no idea what he's up to. Exactly my experience. They don't even know or care.
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Apr 27, 2017 16:55
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don't care if repost because this is a lmbo
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Apr 27, 2017 17:01
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That piece of poo poo won't juice if it doesn't have a working WiFi connection lmao
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Apr 27, 2017 17:05
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quote:Why is the Press connected to the internet?
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Apr 27, 2017 17:07
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haha it doesn't even juice fruit it just squeezes bags haha omg lol
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Apr 27, 2017 17:10
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Gobblecoque posted:haha it doesn't even juice fruit it just squeezes bags haha omg lol it costs twelve hundred united states dollars to have one installed in your office
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Apr 27, 2017 17:12
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Well, I guess this confirms the LOL that many people have been surmising for months now
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Apr 27, 2017 17:20
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Id like to think that if you're juicing more or less bags than you're purchasing a red panic alarm sounds off in juicero headquarters notifying corporate police
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Apr 27, 2017 17:35
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Oh, look kids! The President is doing important work right now!
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Apr 27, 2017 17:35
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Look at Prince Penis: https://twitter.com/HelenKennedy/status/857616353955643393
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Apr 27, 2017 17:40
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FuturePastNow posted:Look at the way he smiles, it's the cocaine smirk 100%. Look at pictures of Trump smiling and then look at some pictures of Jack Nicholson or John Belushi. I know its crazy to think this bloated, sniffing, crazy guy is both drug and alcohol free, but I believe it. He just has really bad brains.
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Apr 27, 2017 17:49
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Bust Rodd posted:LOL THREAD: can anyone from the South maybe flesh out how someone could feasibly claim to be proud of their Confederate heritage without being... like a huge loving racist? is there anything cool about Robert E. Lee or anyone that could potentially make for a role model, or are these people just on their face horrible idiots who long for a time when they could buy & sell brown people in between incest rapes? I really think it'll flesh out my lols on this story. Growing up in South Carolina in the 90's (and actually being lucky enough to be in one of the few decent school districts) the way that the Civil War was presented was that it was an unfortunate North vs. South war. It was obvious that the South was wrong because the North was fighting to abolish slavery and the South was against that, but we were made to believe that there were a lot of regular, normal, non-racist folks caught up in the battle who had no choice but to fight for the Confederacy because they lived in the South, didn't matter if they believed in the cause or not. So if your family had been in the South for many years, you could conceivably convince yourself that your ancestors were some of The Good Ones who weren't actually racist, so propping up the Confederate flag is just a way to honor their life and death in an unjust war. Hell, I remember hearing that Robert E. Lee was vehemently against the Confederate's cause, had family in the Northern states, etc, but for some reason that I don't remember, he had no choice but to be a general in the Confederate army. At the time I remember thinking, 'drat, that's sad'. But now that I'm older and wiser I say gently caress Robert E. Lee in his old necrotic rear end in a top hat if that's even remotely true.
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Apr 27, 2017 17:50
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I have a dozen vague memories of meeting important old people when I was a kid, and the only thing I kept was that they smelled weird. do you think he smells weird? I bet he smells weird. I can't believe the president smells so weird.
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Apr 27, 2017 17:49
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Probably the best way to approach the debate about remembering the Confederate dead is to compare and contrast how Germans do it to remember the dead from World War 2. They observe it, but somehow manage to do so while not singing the Horst Wessel song and flying a big ol' swazzie.
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Apr 27, 2017 17:54
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https://twitter.com/IJCFilm/status/857398683461009409 lol
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Apr 27, 2017 18:14
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There's really no cognitive dissonance with hardcore Trump supporters. Fox News is just "the news" where they just tell you what's happening in the world.
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Apr 27, 2017 18:19
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a while back but lol
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Apr 27, 2017 18:30
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I work at a large company where we have a TV in the cafeteria of one of the buildings. This TV was set to CNN and I'd overhear engineers and PhD's complain about the "Clinton News Network" and how "they" won't change the channel to Fox news. Well, a month ago, it was switched to Fox news. Lol that people working here and visitors (potential hires, business partners, etc) get to see a Fortune 500 company displaying this cognitive dissonant poo poo after "intelligent" people complained.
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Apr 27, 2017 18:32
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Apr 27, 2017 18:37
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Here we go, blaming Flynn's vetting on Obama. Pretty much he's saying they did none themselves.
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Apr 27, 2017 18:39
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Cubone posted:I have a dozen vague memories of meeting important old people when I was a kid, and the only thing I kept was that they smelled weird. do you think he smells weird? I bet he smells weird. I can't believe the president smells so weird. Old man smell is the combination of absorbent gel, odor blockers and faint piss. Diaper musk. Eau D'epends. He's a septuagenarian. You don't get that old without losing a little bit of control, especially if you're attending events and going golfing. Most people just end up accepting a couple drips here and there, but when you're a public figure, you can't go around smelling like piss and occasionally hiking your pants up after dinner so it looks more like a food stain. I'm not saying donald trump wears full-on diapers, but he definitely, 100% wears stick-on piss pads and has at least once had to raid his wife's kotex supply when he ran out.
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Apr 27, 2017 18:41
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Burt Sexual posted:Here we go, blaming Flynn's vetting on Obama. Pretty much he's saying they did none themselves. after all the lawsuits I assume thats Trumps default position on anything dude is a master of bs
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Apr 27, 2017 18:48
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System Metternich posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/857605104417026049 The only way Trump et al will stop blaming the Democrats is if they were literally purged a la Stalin, even then they'd probably still complain about
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Bust Rodd posted:I remember my own personal outrage at the Sandy Hook flagging, where I finally saw the terrible power wrought from dyed pieces of cloth stitched together ... Sorry for all the words, LOL thread, but there was a request, so don't read, and I'll get out of the drive-thru eventually. I taught middle school in North loving Florida, and I think I can model what's going on here, and why these confederate pieces of poo poo and Trump just love each other so much. You literally can't imagine Trump without the ridiculous, insecurity-based grandiose projection, the "Trump Narrative". This whole thing with slapping his name on everything, ripping off contractors, claiming to be the biggest winner at everything, all that is just the outward behavior, the protective cover. We have to know that TRUMP BELIEVES HIS NARRATIVE. He believes that doing all this poo poo actually makes him a winner, he is NOT actually aware on some deep level that all this is ridiculous, and the more you PUSH to try to make him ridiculous, the more he keeps doing his thing, because he is sure that's his real persona. What's really underneath it, what the whole "Trump Narrative" is meant to shield him internally from is that he is a loving worthless, stupid loser, who came from a family of evil fucks, who frequently lost, whom nobody respects, and who is actually spinning this loving Trump Narrative SO loving HARD because if that cover story shatters for him, he has to face the fact that he has not climbed up to be anything. The elite social scene he tries so much to impress has no loving room for him, and world leaders do the international politics version of laughing directly in his face. The Trump Narrative is just what a loving insecure, born loser spins to cover up the fact that everything his life is founded on is a tawdry, worthless lie. Just sub in White, Baptist Southerners for Trump, and the Confederate Romance for the Trump Narrative, and it should be clear. Their racism is now not a surface thing, but a tenet of faith, like every time Trump tells himself and others "I am a great businessman". The South is full of a bunch of losers, descended from losers, who lost to the elite northerners they hated, because their ancestors chose black slavery as their hill to die on, lost, and now they can NEVER admit their narrative is just a cover or they'd have to admit how loving poo poo they are. Like, yes, these people are racist, but most of that is happening behind fearful closed doors and gated communities. They're not out burning crosses. What they really are is rightfully insecure, and clinging with a death grip to the general narrative that they are the actual good people. When they see the confederate flag up and flying, inside they don't think racism, they think, "That's right, I have PRIDE in being a Southern White Person, and the fact that everyone hates me for it just proves that I am actually the better person!" Sound like a Trump tweet? When they see the Confederate memorials being taken down, what's happening is someone is stealing their loving figleaf, and now everyone can see their tiny, diseased genitalia, which they bragged about as "the world's biggest and greatest dick in all history". The racism is deep. On the surface, they are absolutely primed, like Trump, to follow any and all media crazes that confirm their narrative. Like... did these White Southerners actually hate Obama racially? Of course. But did that mean that in the poo poo-rear end North Florida town I taught in that on the day after Obama was first elected, that they put on Klan robes and went out in the street, shouting "Kill the friend of the family!"? This isn't the loving 1950s. No, that town had two businesses, a barbecue joint, and the largest gun store in the region, and the day after Obama was elected, the gun store had a "BUY YOUR GUNS BEFORE OBAMA TAKES THEM AWAY" sale with that message frantically plastered outside the door. The whole town was essentially closed, clogged with trucks and tractors, and they cleared off the shelves of that store. Deep in their minds, there's a confederate flag attached to every one of those guns, to every bullet. And it is a magical talisman in their mind to protect themselves from the truth: They are terrible people, losers, worthless, hateful fucks, who would rather cling to the idea that they were victimized and robbed rather than ever admit that the poo poo they do is evil, or god forbid that their ideas are actually all wrong. THEY CAN NEVER ADMIT THAT. TL;DR - The racism is there, but it's not the major motivator of the Confederate Romance any more. The purpose of the Confederate poo poo is to promote in-group unity, and to give these lovely, worthless people a cover story to repeat to each other and themselves that they are actually not lovely, lovely losers. It's the metaphorical equivalent of a tall, golden tower with your name on it for a bunch of losers who live in double-wides. etc, etc, and furthermore, I propose that all Trump voters be destroyed...
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