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ME: what are you doing there, LOSER? *grabs notebook from your hands* ME: oh i see, making sex drawings in your stupid book. check it out, Brad, look at this stupid SEX nerd. *hands notebook to Brad* BRAD: Haha, what a fuckin' nerd. ME: Why are you into gay stuff like that, loser? *shoves you* Sex is stupid! *you grab your notebook from Brad and run away, in tears. I throw rocks at you while laughing* ME: Get out of here, SEX NERD |
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pfft. sex-havers? who even knows what a penis is! that's super gross, you sex-knower. i bet you probably like, ugh, keep NOTES and KNOW STUFF about how to do a sex to someone! i've never even THOUGHT about how doing a sex might work.
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 19:49 |
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i bet that brent probably drew a BREAST once! haha, what a dork!
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 19:51 |
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beautiful woman i'm having dinner with: haha! that's soooo funny.... you know, when i saw your profile, i thought you were a total sex nerd, like the kind of guy that wears a penis protector, lol me: actually, I do wear protection *shows dick with condom on* woman: oh... well, i guess you make it work... eh....
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 19:50 |
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Did you hear? Quentin got a new sex calculator. No matter what you add it always equals 80085 |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 19:53 |
Being examined by urologist: "you disgust me"
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 19:55 |
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as I leave the house, I shout "I'm going to a colleague's house to have hot, sweaty sex, don't mind me, I'll be back in the morning." my parents wave me off with approval but what they don't know, is that i'm going to climb back into my bedroom through the window, and play minecraft until dawn
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 20:10 |
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*flicks yogurt at group of sex nerds huddled round the cafeteria table comparing Tinder profiles*
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 20:34 |
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*pushing up taped glasses* "cunnilinguth" |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 20:44 |
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"I bet you read Playboy for the beautiful naked women in provocative poses, LOSER" I'm not sure post-internet generations will understand this 'joke' even in theory, I made myself sad
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 20:46 |
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Me: "i move to initiate doggy style" DM: "What is your coitus skill?" Me: "80" DM: "Not too risky, roll it." *Roll percentile die, get 49* DM: "You get a cramp in your foot as you strain to swing your legs over your partner. You impulsively move to grab your foot in pain." Me: "I have a daily that allows rerolls on sex act fails." DM: "Roll to save." *Crits* DM: "You stay engaged in coitus although precariously close to pulling out. Somehow your partner does not laugh at you. Woah. That was close." paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 20:48 |
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Macnult posted:*pushing up taped glasses* paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 20:49 |
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Manifisto posted:"I bet you read Playboy for the beautiful naked women in provocative poses, LOSER" Dear Penthouse, I never thought it could happen to me! I found my dad's stash of National Geographic's hidden in plain sight right there on the bookshelf! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 20:52 |
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bunch of bored tweens in sex-ed complaining to the teacher saying, come on miss doyle, when are we ever going to use this
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 20:58 |
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jock: what are you, some kind of SEX nerd? yospos poster: I like to gently caress my computer and cum in it ---------------- |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 20:58 |
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little munchkin posted:bunch of bored tweens in sex-ed complaining to the teacher saying, come on miss doyle, when are we ever going to use this
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 21:02 |
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Dear Diary: Every day it gets worse, this shadow hanging over me, and though with every passing day the despair gets deeper, the pain of revealing my secret is simply too much. I am afraid of what my friends might say, the way my parents might see me, the way my teachers and mentors might act. From the outside I appear perfect, the star of the school. I played the Lead in Bye Bye Birdie, I'm First Clarinet AND the Vice Drum Major, I am the Second Board in Chess Club and am nearly FIDE ranked, and I am the Junior Class Treasurer. But beneath all that, all the popularity and the parties and the glamor; I really just wanna get laid.
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 21:01 |
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little munchkin posted:bunch of bored tweens in sex-ed complaining to the teacher saying, come on miss doyle, when are we ever going to use this |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 21:04 |
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little munchkin posted:bunch of bored tweens in sex-ed complaining to the teacher saying, come on miss doyle, when are we ever going to use this |
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little munchkin posted:bunch of bored tweens in sex-ed complaining to the teacher saying, come on miss doyle, when are we ever going to use this At least there's some useful application for geometry!
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 21:12 |
Macnult posted:*pushing up taped glasses* Hahahaha |
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 21:17 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 21:18 |
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the weird kid in school who would eat a pussy in front of everyone just because you dared him to
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 21:18 |
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[Fist fight breaks out at the sex nerd table. Everyone else in the cafeteria gathers around to see.] Spectator 1: "The hell is this all about?" Spectator 2: "Apparently one of them thinks Gandalf is an rear end guy. The other claims he's more into tits." Spectator 1: "Isn't the actor who plays him gay?" Spectator 2: "Yeah, but they're talking about the books." Spectator 1: *sighs* "Of course they are." |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 21:19 |
I bet you're the author of a walkthrough on Fuckfaqs | |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 21:24 |
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sex jock, stuffing sex nerd into sex locker: "you better have my sex math homework ready for sex math class! if I lose out my full sex ride to sex state I'm gonna be sex pissed!" |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 21:36 |
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Majuju posted:sex jock, stuffing sex nerd into sex locker: "you better have my sex math homework ready for sex math class! if I lose out my full sex ride to sex state I'm gonna be sex pissed!" Think, DickFly, think! Do you realize what would happen if I hand in my reports covered in your semen? |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 21:43 |
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the whole bus groans as I reveal that the last stop on the DC field trip is the library of sexual congress
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# ? Apr 27, 2017 22:09 |
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I don't hang out with Darren, he's part of one of those Role-Playing groups... and I don't mean the kind with the dice |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 22:13 |
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sex nerd: actually humans have some of the largest genitalia on the planet in proportion to our size, so compared to the rest of all other primates I'm not sure that your estimation of the situation is entirely fair... |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 22:38 |
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*guy leads girl into bedroom. the walls are covered with karma sutra posters and on top of the dresser are many sex figurines and bottles of scented lotions* *under her breath* what a...nerd paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 23:03 |
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nah, babe, I'm more of a sex geek...I like sex, but I don't, like, like sex, y'know? |
# ? Apr 27, 2017 23:27 |
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(nervously) I've had sex.
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 00:25 |
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my lil bro used to call it SAX lol
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 00:43 |
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King of the Beach posted:my lil bro used to call it SAX lol There's a guy called Sax Guy in Downtown Phoenix, Az who likes to sit in corporate plazas and serenade the entire city at once with sultry sax lines and sweeping solos, which you can hear bouncing off the buildings and through the streets. I'm taking some inspiration from this thread I can assure you that next weekend there's going to be a Sex Guy down there too. |
# ? Apr 28, 2017 02:04 |
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Did you guys hear about Sara? Yeah I get it... life was dull, boring, painful... but why did she take the easy way out and commit sex? I hope none of you make the same selfish mistake |
# ? Apr 28, 2017 02:08 |
I've collected all the kinds of sex, and they're still in mint condition
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 02:20 |
I even have the incredibly rare Sex Error that was only done three times before it was recalled. It is not for sale. I expect it to become a family heirloom
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# ? Apr 28, 2017 02:23 |
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I've been both the good kind of sex guy and the bad kind of sex guy, but my favorite is the chaotic neutral kind of sex guy. |
# ? Apr 28, 2017 03:37 |
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google THIS posted:I've been both the good kind of sex guy and the bad kind of sex guy, but my favorite is the chaotic neutral kind of sex guy. sex guy is a different thread this is the sex nerd thread paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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