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Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

TheBigAristotle posted:

There are drinks that are very effective and easier than storing hot piss in a bag. Formula 420 is effective.

those don't work

nothing you can drink will make you piss clean on a drug test, if somebody passed after taking that they passed because they got lucky or because the test was done improperly

my solution is a small vial of powdered urine, they use it to calibrate testing equipment. you can mix it in the field so it's useful even for random tests. Just need to make sure you have hot water available (because nearly every drug test will check the temp of the sample)

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
yinlock that article is a week old

Serf
May 5, 2011


Weeping Wound posted:

Shkrelli trying really hard to stay relevant

the fact that shkreli isn't in jail is one more bit of proof that this whole fuckin world is a joke

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



cheney leaked piles of bullshit to nyt and wapo and got quoted as a "senior administration official" or something then cited the nyt and wapo stories as evidence for iraq having nukes or whatever

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar



extremely, extremely plausible that he literally hasn't.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

oh my god

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
if they piss test me im just gonna cum in the cup and feign ignorance

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

yinlock that article is a week old

Someone was asking about the story

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

How do people speak like this without spontaneously bleeding out of their eyeballs or something?

university marketing courses are dystopian brainwashing sessions

"I love.... brands. Brands are.... experiences. I live.... for hashtags."

if your ears start bleeding they throw you in the trash and get another underpaid millenial

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/conradhackett/status/857428690954838016

I'd say the rich own everything, but I'm pretty sure they want that remaining 5%.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

anonymous source on WWE Superstar Iron Sheik: VERY HANDSOME, IF YOU DISAGREE GO gently caress YOURSELF I BREAK YOUR BACK MAKE YOU HUMBLE

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

OhFunny posted:

https://twitter.com/conradhackett/status/857428690954838016

I'd say the rich own everything, but I'm pretty sure they want that remaining 5%.

:killing:

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

OhFunny posted:

https://twitter.com/conradhackett/status/857428690954838016

I'd say the rich own everything, but I'm pretty sure they want that remaining 5%.

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/857792756927909890/photo/1

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

we are always on our own in all ways

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Abelina_V/status/858048334707216384

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



did we post about this quote itt

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/857792756927909890

e: beaten, ed balls

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

OhFunny posted:

https://twitter.com/conradhackett/status/857428690954838016

I'd say the rich own everything, but I'm pretty sure they want that remaining 5%.

they really really want it

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

if they piss test me im just gonna cum in the cup and feign ignorance

I like this strategy.

Edit: *still tests positive

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

literally murder the rich is what i'm saying

literally, go to their houses, literally, remove them from their beds, literally, set up a platform in the town square, literally, decapitate the rich with guillotines

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
So the governments supposed to shut down tonight right?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Shugojin posted:

He put the rich in a gulag and made them pay for it lmao

https://twitter.com/OfficialRCCola/status/857979850887442432

The "with it" Cola

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

The Coke of Woke

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

The Williamsburg Coca

Not Your Daddy's Cola

Coke? We only do RC.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Mirthless posted:

literally murder the rich is what i'm saying

literally, go to their houses, literally, remove them from their beds, literally, set up a platform in the town square, literally, decapitate the rich with guillotines

murder is such a harsh word for this

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

fits my needs posted:

So the governments supposed to shut down tonight right?

they have a bill that will extend it by a week but idk if they've actually passed it and sent it to get signed

I wonder if trump even understands he needs to sign the bill

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

fits my needs posted:

So the governments supposed to shut down tonight right?

finally, a tripartisan solution

dems: "we're doing everything in our power to resist trump"
gop: "shut down the government? don't mind if we do"
trump: "I get to go on vacation"

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

fits my needs posted:

So the governments supposed to shut down tonight right?

bill for a one week extension passed congress so trump just needs to sign it

hope they get it to him to sign before he heads off to the golf course for the weekend! this is a legitimate concern lol

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
getting a lot of repeat posting between morning crew and afternoon crew, someone pls address this

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



OhFunny posted:

https://twitter.com/conradhackett/status/857428690954838016

I'd say the rich own everything, but I'm pretty sure they want that remaining 5%.

thanks Obama

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



fits my needs posted:

So the governments supposed to shut down tonight right?

they extended it like a bunch of cowards

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



fits my needs posted:

So the governments supposed to shut down tonight right?

they extended it like a bunch of cowards

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
2017

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Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Ages posted:

murder is such a harsh word for this

you're right

re-accommodate the rich

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Ages posted:

murder is such a harsh word for this

murder implies something unjustified and immoral, but executing and eating the rich would be a public service

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Ages posted:

murder is such a harsh word for this

i prefer liberating all rich heads from their body for maximum return on guillotine investments

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Ages posted:

murder is such a harsh word for this

How about let nature take its cousre

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

if they piss test me im just gonna cum in the cup and feign ignorance

Poop in the cup

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

That number is going to go down when she loses to Curt Schilling in 2018.
You might even say Schilling is gonna give pocohantis a schlonging.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

how is the hundredth day not saturday again?

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comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


OhFunny posted:

https://twitter.com/conradhackett/status/857428690954838016

I'd say the rich own everything, but I'm pretty sure they want that remaining 5%.

the rich didn't take all the growth back when everyone had experience in the armed forces

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