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jesus god in heaven https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/858375278686613504 aaaaaaaahahahahahahahah sniping both trump thrads im so good
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dank cheevs bro
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Waterbed Wendy posted:dank cheevs bro I totally signed a thing. Multiple things , in fact. Great job for me. (Unintelligible) WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE LOVE ME?!?
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"so mr. president, what's an accomplishment that you can point to from your first 100 days?" "GREAT OPTIMISM!"
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Apr 29, 2017 19:43
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:"I truly believe that the first 100 days of my Administration has been just about the most successful in our country's history," Trump says in his weekly address, released Friday, a day ahead of the milestone. Who knew squinting 24 hours per day to simulate staring into a floodlight eternally could be so complicated?
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Cubone posted:I think the issue is that "badly" is an adverb, which modifies the meaning of the verb instead of completing the predicate Side note while we're on the topic of English (well, it's Latin, but): *i.e. -> e.g. i.e. is for equating two things, e.g. is for examples. I had a friend that'd always say he "felt badly" instead of "felt bad" and I still can't figure out if that's actually more correct. Edit: No wait, obviously "felt badly" just means you're bad at having emotions. World War Mammories posted:jesus god in heaven Lol at listing other people's optimism as your accomplishment. "I haven't done anything, but people think I will! How could I be any more successful than that?" Only 140 characters to list off his accomplishments and that's the best he could come up with, lol. I'll be sad if he ever resigns. I can't imagine Mike Pence will be anywhere near as big league. Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Apr 29, 2017 |
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Apr 29, 2017 19:43
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I used Trump's line about feeling badly to teach my 7th graders the difference between adjectives and adverbs and they got it Thanks Prez
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Apr 29, 2017 19:52
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:"I truly believe that the first 100 days of my Administration has been just about the most successful in our country's history," Trump says in his weekly address, released Friday, a day ahead of the milestone. Lol Then I remembered he has the distinct honor of failing to convince repubs to repeal obamacare Double lol
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ROFL Octopus posted:Lol Remember how he sent Bannon to cow the Freedom Caucus and they laughed him out of the room?
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Apr 29, 2017 20:02
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TotalLossBrain posted:Why is a county sheriff from Milwaukee attending a Mid-East security conference in Russia? I too would really love to have a legitimate answer to this question.
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"I have dehumanized millions, but I, the President of the United States, inspires great optimism!"
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ROFL Octopus posted:Lol His biggest failure so far. Sad!
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Apr 29, 2017 20:11
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https://twitter.com/burnedyourtweet/status/858355749831016451 poor robots been through a lot 
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Apr 29, 2017 20:16
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TotalLossBrain posted:LOL how? I mean...how could someone? WHAT???? I don't know who the host was but he was trying to say that Trump admitting that being president is harder than he thought is admirable and noble.
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Apr 29, 2017 20:20
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MC Hawking posted:I too would really love to have a legitimate answer to this question. Getting tips.
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Tumble posted:https://twitter.com/burnedyourtweet/status/858355749831016451 drat liberals wanting to replace hardworking American jobs with robots!
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Real life  In a tent deep in the woods of rural Kentucky, an old neo-Nazi spoke bitterly of how he feels “betrayed” by Donald Trump. “I’m sorry I voted for the son of a bitch, I really am,” said Art Jones, who the Anti-Defamation League identifies as a Holocaust denier who has been dressing in Nazi garb and celebrating Hitler since the 1970s. “I’m sorry I spent $180 out of my own pocket to buy three big banners that said, ‘President Trump, build the wall’,” the blazer-clad Jones said, to a tent full of about 100 men, some of whom wore paramilitary-style uniforms. “Now he says, ‘Eh, what wall?’ I’m embarrassed that I voted for him.” Jones blamed Trump’s failures on the “Jewish lobby” and the president’s son-in-law and aide, Jared Kushner, who is Jewish. “If I could take the vote back,” he said. “I would.” https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/29/neo-nazi-rally-pikeville-kentucky-anti-fascist
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he should go on bill maher or cnn, since every opinion is equal there. lol
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Apr 29, 2017 22:50
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You know, I wouldn't mind if the Unites States conquered the world. As long as the president was decent. A proper classical conqueror, or a true democratic leader who does it reluctantly because it's for the best, or a Dark Lord filled with mad science and ideas of robot armies to conquer the stars. You have the perfect position for conquest. Stop wasting time on idiots like Trump. C'mon, otherwise Canada or someone will do it. To be fair, the maple leaf would look great as the symbol for the Federation of Earth.
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Apr 29, 2017 23:03
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I don't think we should build a wall, but if we are going to do it anyway we might as well go with the super-duper, higher, better, better security, everything else package.
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NotWearingPants posted:I don't think we should build a wall, but if we are going to do it anyway we might as well go with the super-duper, higher, better, better security, everything else package. Pimp My Wall
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Kiryen posted:Obviously the correct course of action is to put it out of business even faster, promise the workers job training that never materializes for jobs that aren't anywhere near where they live and which they can't afford to move to now. Yes actually. White coal miners have zero memorable instances of greatness. Their job, which can be done by children, is hopelessly outclassed by every other energy job. Whole families too dumb and lazy to move anywhere you don't have to suck rocks to live. Why would we do that? We're not uppity. And now, incessant, pitiful begging every other person on the planet to HELP USSSSS but not in a way we look down on, not in the way that requires us to change anything, not in the way that doesn't let me keep doing heroin while getting blowjobs from the rest of the planet If you have coal in your blood you deserve to die. They all know it and secretly agree, but it's not socially acceptable to diss your own race like those libtard fags of the north, which is why they just all slurp down oxys instead. It's similar to how lack of self-esteem was cultivated in black communities, haunted by violence and simultaneously the disdain of whites that they can't get their violence under control. I just don't see how it's at all acceptable that anybody is complaining that they can't find any jobs, also they can only do one job. No other jobs. Only the one I want. Also my whole family wants the same job give it now or you're being mean to poor people. Doesn't America hate pissant freeloaders like that? It's almost like... almost like there's something about them, different from other people... something to do with the way they look
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still lolling about a grown man, the united states president, saying he wasn't "thin skinned, i'm angry".
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Cobweb Heart posted:Yes actually. White coal miners have zero memorable instances of greatness. Their job, which can be done by children, is hopelessly outclassed by every other energy job. Whole families too dumb and lazy to move anywhere you don't have to suck rocks to live. Why would we do that? We're not uppity. And now, incessant, pitiful begging every other person on the planet to HELP USSSSS but not in a way we look down on, not in the way that requires us to change anything, not in the way that doesn't let me keep doing heroin while getting blowjobs from the rest of the planet I was going to say something about brown coal (lignite), but black coal is worse - at least lignite is open-cut and people don't usually get trapped inside. They want to keep their jobs. It kills them! Even the kids living on the rail lines to deliver the coal to the ports get asthma far above usual levels. And yes, of course, any sane person would discard such a job if there was literally any other offer. Do the coal miners even know what's IN coal?!?! It's full of benzene and poo poo! So much that coal coking companies make a serious profit on benzene alone, not to mention all those other delicious carcinogenic oils that are in every speck of coal dust. People with coal in their blood don't deserve to die. They're going to die. Statistically far sooner than the rest of us. Think about it, all those moments they could have had, that they should have had: laughing with their grandchildren, or chilling and listening to music, or just sleeping. Gone. Because of coal.
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Cobweb Heart posted:Yes actually. White coal miners have zero memorable instances of greatness. Their job, which can be done by children, is hopelessly outclassed by every other energy job. Whole families too dumb and lazy to move anywhere you don't have to suck rocks to live. Why would we do that? We're not uppity. And now, incessant, pitiful begging every other person on the planet to HELP USSSSS but not in a way we look down on, not in the way that requires us to change anything, not in the way that doesn't let me keep doing heroin while getting blowjobs from the rest of the planet coal miners voting against their self-interest is one of the funniest aspects of republican voters. i understand why the people making 11/hr with their crappy manufacturing jobs can get lied to about more jobs, since it's possible to still manufacture things in the US and it's even possible that jobs like that will grow (although it's still hilarious that they think wages will increase significantly; if you don't have a college education and you aren't smart enough to go into sales, management or otherwise leverage your skills within that industry, you aren't going to all of a sudden find a 30/hr job, manufacturing or otherwise) but at least it makes some sort of sense for them to vote for a candidate who says "We're going to increase american manufacturing" because while it's a lie, it's a believable one. there is never going to be an increase for coal. ever. it's dying and will be dead in another 20 years - the only way for the ex-miners to save their families asses is with cheap college and cheap healthcare but LMFAO they consistently vote against it.
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Tumble posted:there is never going to be an increase for coal. ever. it's dying and will be dead in another 20 years - the only way for the ex-miners to save their families asses is with cheap college and cheap healthcare but LMFAO they consistently vote against it. Unfortunately coal isn't dead anytime soon. As a fuel, yeah. But there are a stupid amount of peripheral industries that depend on coal or its byproducts or its off-gasses. Steel making alone requires a huge amount of coal coke. It's dying, sure, but unless we get fusion working and we give it to everyone, AND we get a set of decent cheap electrodes for iron electrolysis, coal will stay with us for a while longer. Unless you want to switch back to charcoal, but then in a year every last tree in the world will be cut down. IronClaymore fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Apr 29, 2017 |
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Apr 29, 2017 23:45
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lolling at people wanting to keep their absolutely horrible and unhealthy jobs.
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Groovelord Neato posted:lolling at people wanting to keep their absolutely horrible and unhealthy jobs. Lolling
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IronClaymore posted:Unfortunately coal isn't dead anytime soon. As a fuel, yeah. But there are a stupid amount of peripheral industries that depend on coal or its byproducts or its off-gasses. Steel making alone requires a huge amount of coal coke. It's dying, sure, but unless we get fusion working and we give it to everyone, AND we get a set of decent cheap electrodes for iron electrolysis, coal will stay with us for a while longer. Unless you want to switch back to charcoal, but then in a year every last tree in the world will be cut down. that's true; i suppose it's more accurate to say "coal as a growing industry is dead" it's not going to sustain town after town after town anymore
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sugar free jazz posted:https://theintercept.com/2017/02/16/trump-official-obsessed-over-nuclear-apocalypse-mens-style-fine-wines-in-40000-posts-on-fashion-site/ But we already regressed a hundred years politically by electing Trump and his cabinet of Captain planet villains quote:A SENIOR OFFICIAL on President Trump’s embattled National Security Council warned in previously unreported comments that it is “inevitable” an Islamic terrorist group will carry out a successful nuclear attack against the United States, and that in its aftermath, the world “will regress hundreds of years politically.” The official, Michael Anton, laid out a dire scenario of multiple nuclear detonations on American soil, saying that terrorists “will, I think, wait until they can hit us with several blows at once, followed by a number of follow-on blows.
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etalian posted:But we already regressed a hundred years politically by electing Trump and his cabinet of Captain planet villains How can you not quote the best part of the article quote:Anton, who previously served in a mid-level position on the NSC in the Bush era, published a string of attention-getting essays last year that attempted to make a conservative intellectual argument for supporting Donald Trump’s candidacy. Those essays, while provocative, do not seem to be nearly as controversial or apocalyptic as the comments The Intercept unearthed after receiving a tip from a reader. The comments were made on an obscure website devoted to men’s fashion, Styleforum.net, which also hosts wide-ranging discussions among its members on a variety of political topics. Anton, who previously wrote a book titled “The Suit: A Machiavellian Approach to Men’s Style,” posted on Styleforum.net under the username “Manton,” and his user profile listed his usual shoe width as D medium. He was exceptionally prolific: Since joining the site in 2002, he has posted more than 40,000 comments. further lols: quote:Update: Feb. 17, 2017 haljordan fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Apr 30, 2017 |
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Say what you want about the facists but they at least have style
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IronClaymore posted:Unfortunately coal isn't dead anytime soon. As a fuel, yeah. But there are a stupid amount of peripheral industries that depend on coal or its byproducts or its off-gasses. Steel making alone requires a huge amount of coal coke. It's dying, sure, but unless we get fusion working and we give it to everyone, AND we get a set of decent cheap electrodes for iron electrolysis, coal will stay with us for a while longer. Unless you want to switch back to charcoal, but then in a year every last tree in the world will be cut down. annual coal production in the US  employees in the coal industry  people in coal towns need free colleges and to get the gently caress out of there ASAP, not some conmen promising them free blowjobs and decorative border walls e: also, lol, the president is literally retarded
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like imagine if there actually was a Democrat literally stopping Trump from bringing back mining jobs just a loving guy in a suit standing in front of the ol' coal mine with his arms crossed and his nose in the air, and plucky lil' trump is begging, PLEADING with the stuck up Democrap to PUHLEEEEEEEZ let the coal miners back in but mean ol' Dumbocrud just snorts and says "we're saving spotted owls in here and gay marrying them to the Mexican-Chinese for fund free abortions for transsexual Marxists. You RACIST" and then he turns into a seven-headed dragon
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I unironically believe a nuclear apocalypse would be the best thing to happen to this country.
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Now. Forever. Egbert Souse posted:I unironically believe a nuclear apocalypse would be the best thing to happen to this country. 
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Haha remember joaquin phoenix in gladiator and how he was an over-the-top bitch that is domald trump lol
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