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Threw some dildos at a digital Trump while bored, now I'm looking to polish off half a 30 pack of Coors Light while cleaning the apartment over the next five hours before my roommates come back from Vegas. Call it a going away gift.
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don't buy coors they give lots of money to Heritage Foundation, the super conservative thinktank that is bad no ethical consumption
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Threw some dildos at a digital Trump while bored, now I'm looking to polish off half a 30 pack of Coors Light while cleaning the apartment over the next five hours before my roommates come back from Vegas. quitter
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:don't buy coors they give lots of money to Heritage Foundation, the super conservative thinktank that is bad I don't, it's my roommates' beer. I'm considering it payment. Half is all that's left. But they also have four bottles of Angry Orchard, two Smith & Forge, a bunch of Heineken, three Guinness, and a bottle of Soju in there. So this could get ugly pretty drat quick 
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:so I got a copy of one of Dog the Bounty Hunter's "autobiographies" and just did a dramatic reading at home and this poo poo is wild I'm interested in hearing this
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Trip report: I'm about four Coors and three PBR's into the capacities of my fridge, and conscientious cleaning seems so much like a chore that I've decided on just cutting corners  On that note, I've noticed that I'm gonna miss my Koreans a whole lot in just over two weeks 
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Duzzy do your Koreans have bathroom slippers? Just gotta tell 'em it's not like home, can't wash the bathroom with the showerhead.
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https://twitter.com/Distinctboxes/status/847710169731551232 Ancient dasharez0ne
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Vehicle registration up for renewal, this one looks pretty good:
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get it to say "I DONT"
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Those uppity bitches at the DMV wouldn't give me 1488GIP because it was "too long" but took 69420. This goddamn country.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:get it to say "I DONT"
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:get it to say "I DONT" Haha gently caress it's available: 
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DustyNuts posted:Haha gently caress it's available: you know what needs to be done
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:you know what needs to be done
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DustyNuts posted:Haha gently caress it's available: 
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DustyNuts posted:Haha gently caress it's available: lol hope you don't mind gettin your car keyed
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MA-Horus posted:Duzzy do your Koreans have bathroom slippers? Nah. My "original" Korean friends last year forced everyone to take off their shoes in the apartment, so I was happy to learn that my roommates are more chill. They do, however, make absolutely ridiculous amounts of noise while eating, make the pan way too hot, burn pretty much everything but then claim "it's made that way", and one of them is clumsy as all gently caress. Dude constantly walks into things, trips over stuff, catches his fingers in drawers, and slips in the bathtub. It's almost entertaining, but the noises he makes when he's startled slowly erode your soul. He's basically a Korean Jakovasaur.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:lol hope you don't mind gettin your car keyed
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Rad Lieutenant posted:lol hope you don't mind gettin your car keyed That's really the only downside.
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I mean, I'm still for it. Just maybe put it on an old beater truck or something.
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so one of the dnd mods is literally astroturfing for DPRK https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3669823&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=67#post471887520
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Those uppity bitches at the DMV wouldn't give me 1488GIP because it was "too long" but took 69420. I think a lot of states have it capped at 6 characters. what happened to your 6FYGM9 plate? Edit: Mr. Nice! posted:so one of the dnd mods is literally astroturfing for DPRK https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3669823&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=67#post471887520 Thats one of the least lovely things mods have done. Which says a lot about the mods and none of it good. Genocide Tendency fucked around with this message at 03:14 on May 1, 2017 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:so one of the dnd mods is literally astroturfing for DPRK https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3669823&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=67#post471887520 Lmao
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I really want to see what north korean culture is actually like, though that will probably have to wait until after the kims are disposed of. It's like a giant social experiment
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Mr. Nice! posted:so one of the dnd mods is literally astroturfing for DPRK https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3669823&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=67#post471887520
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Apologia for North Korea has totally started to become a thing recently and it actually is a small bit disturbing that it's made its way to the forums.quote:being accompanied by guides isn't the same thing as having government minders holy poo poo that is blatant Tiny Timbs fucked around with this message at 03:41 on May 1, 2017 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:so I got a copy of one of Dog the Bounty Hunter's "autobiographies" and just did a dramatic reading at home and this poo poo is wild Didn't he gently caress one of his family members or some poo poo, like his daughter or something.
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Buca di Bepis posted:Apologia for North Korea has totally started to become a thing recently and it actually is a small bit disturbing that it's made its way to the forums. It's such an easy way to maintain hyperliberal street cred by allying with whoever the US gov't is currently bullying. So, whatever.
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orange juche posted:Didn't he gently caress one of his family members or some poo poo, like his daughter or something. No you're thinking of a WWE/WWF person. There have been a few.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Nah. My "original" Korean friends last year forced everyone to take off their shoes in the apartment, so I was happy to learn that my roommates are more chill. Asking people to take their shoes off in your apartment is just a socially abusive way of saying "I like a clean apartment; also, your company isn't worth the added effort it would take to remain clean."
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Genocide Tendency posted:
Changed states and got the free handicap veteran plates. I don't know that they let you customize them.
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Does this have to do with the weird "anything this administration doesn't like is actually good" thing I've seen some of the crazier people I know spout?
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"I scraped the dog poo poo against the curb a little bit, mind if I walk all over your house?"
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Changed states and got the free handicap veteran plates. I don't know that they let you customize them. Thats a god drat shame.
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mlmp08 posted:"I scraped the dog poo poo against the curb a little bit, mind if I walk all over your house?" Not only does this worry me that you use your floor for anything besides walking on and putting stuff on, but also I'd like to point out that shoes aren't the gatekeeper of dogshit, here. Much like life, poo poo also finds a way. And/or your houseguests are retarded.
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I live on 2 acres with 26-ish chickens and a dog, so you bet your rear end people are gonna take their shoes off before coming inside.
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Mr. Nice! posted:so one of the dnd mods is literally astroturfing for DPRK https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3669823&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=67#post471887520 lmbo what a loving dildo
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Fair enough, when I had chickens I did keep a set of chicken shoes for dealing with coop-related business.
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