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Fartbox posted:The new She-Hulk trailer is pretty drat amazing though. They're really going in a bold new direction; I wish it was my head between her thighs instead of those watermelons.
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I have a friend that kind of looks like Jay and went through a transformation like Jay did.
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bring back old gbs posted:hahahaha rich burns josh around 21:20 Cool. In a grease fire and to death I hope
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Please don't post Yug, Wampa and I's highschool years.
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Fartbox posted:I got this 22 year old girl at work who talks about the Harry Potter movies like they were her Star Wars Prisoner of Azkaban was awesome because Alfonso Cuarón The rest, yeah, meh
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R1 was poop TFA was deja vu the movie I'd say The Last Jedi will be great for pissing everyone off, but gently caress all of the movies are doing that right now. Just keep crapping em out, Disney.
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Shinjobi posted:R1 was poop They're gonna end it by freezing Finn in carbonite to save his life and nerds are gonna claaaaaaaaaaaaap.
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IM GONNA CUMMMMMMMM
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Randarkman posted:Oh, man. lol yep It was real good.
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What's that juggling video Mike's watching in the beginning of the Resident Evil HitB? Is that Rich Evans dressed as a viking woman?
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powerful sex moves posted:Holy poo poo, Teen Witch is on TV and it's amazing. I'm gonna end up staying up until 5 am to watch this poo poo. Clarissa the Teen-Aged Witch marathon? Why?
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monster on a stick posted:Clarissa the Teen-Aged Witch marathon? Why? Different teen witch I'm hot and you're not
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Teen Witch has the whole plot being based around the virginity of the main character, right? Weird choice for a kids movie.
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That was a funny commentary. Mike's talk about what sort of movies could be set in a Star Wars setting made me think that there is an untapped market for Top Gun ripoffs with X-Wings. Then Disney could put all the homoeroticism they wanted into the movie and let people take it or leave it.
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After Rogue One's commercial success, a Rogue Squadron movie is pretty much guaranteed. I want to see them remake Starship Troopers from the Imperial perspective.
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Rich: "Make Star Wars gritty so it can be taken seriously!" x20 (Jay+Mike) "Yeah...."
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Disney's Star Wars' Gold Squadron's Gold Leader: A Gold Squadron's Star Wars story by Disney
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WampaLord posted:Teen Witch has the whole plot being based around the virginity of the main character, right? No, the plot was just one of those basic teen movie plots where the unpopular girl has the hots for the most popular boy in school (even though he has even less personality than that type of character normally has and WHY DO YOU EVEN LIKE HIM, GIRL?) and becomes popular (via magic in this case) so she can get him, leaving her unpopular friend behind until she realizes (kinda) that being popular isn't all it's cracked up to be. Now add white rappers, song and dance numbers with scantily clad girls in a locker room singing about how they like boys, that weird little old lady from Poltergeist (who turns a frog into a man so she can gently caress him), the term "love slave" being used and no one being like, "uh, that's rape, wtf" and a teacher slut-shaming a student by holding up her birth control pills in front of the class and then being like "lol like you're ever gonna need these, nerd." tl;dr:
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powerful sex moves posted:No, the plot was just one of those basic teen movie plots where the unpopular girl has the hots for the most popular boy in school (even though he has even less personality than that type of character normally has and WHY DO YOU EVEN LIKE HIM, GIRL?) and becomes popular (via magic in this case) so she can get him, leaving her unpopular friend behind until she realizes (kinda) that being popular isn't all it's cracked up to be. Oh right I think I'm thinking of Hocus Pocus for the weird kids movie virginity plot.
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powerful sex moves posted:No, the plot was just one of those basic teen movie plots where [awful poo poo] This movie sounds incredible and I must watch it.
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powerful sex moves posted:No, the plot was just one of those basic teen movie plots... Also she banishes her awful prom date. Just makes him disappear. He never comes back. You have to assume she killed him.
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PostNouveau posted:Also she banishes her awful prom date. Just makes him disappear. He never comes back. You have to assume she killed him. And he's a nerd but the kind of nerd no one has ever heard of. He's got a pompadour, smokes weed and is sexually aggressive. He's a real party nerd. Basically this is a movie that I have to assume was written by a 70 year-old foreign man who thinks he knows how American teens talk and act. If it was made later it might have had a character named Candy Girl who says "true dat" a lot.
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Listen to WeHateMovies Teen Witch episode it is genius.
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thoughts and prayers posted:Prisoner of Azkaban was awesome because Alfonso Cuarón lol if you think this is good movie making 
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I've tried WeHateMovies several times but they just aren't good. No idea why they seem to be the goon bad movie podcast of choice. They're dead last out of like four or five movie review podcasts I've tried.
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Dmitri-9 posted:Listen to WeHateMovies Teen Witch episode it is genius. Yeah, that's why I watched it to begin with. I've heard that episode a couple times so when the movie popped up on the channel guide I was like "oh hell yeah, I'm definitely going to start watching Teen Witch at 3 in the morning."
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parallelodad posted:I've tried WeHateMovies several times but they just aren't good. No idea why they seem to be the goon bad movie podcast of choice. They're dead last out of like four or five movie review podcasts I've tried. I like how did this get made, what is your favorite?
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It's about even between hdtgm and the flophouse, but recently I've been very amused by Walk Out Boys, which is a couple New Zealand guys who walk out of every film halfway through and then take a guess at what happened after they left.
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Only movie podcast worth a drat is Mark Kemode's Film Reviews Everything else is uncultured yanks talking about the latest transformers movie "ironically"
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I've been watching that Tim Heidecker movie show on youtube even though it has nothing to do with movies most of the time
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Only movie podcast worth a drat is Mark Kemode's Film Reviews You calling New Zealand Yanks? I'll yank a shank!
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a bone to pick posted:I've been watching that Tim Heidecker movie show on youtube even though it has nothing to do with movies most of the time I rate this post 5 popcorns and 3 1/2 sodas.
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"star destroyers...i'm gonna cuuuum" is the funnies tthing ever. was rlm the only nerd folks that were right about rogue one? felt like i was taking crazy pills when everyone said it was good.
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Groovelord Neato posted:"star destroyers...i'm gonna cuuuum" is the funnies tthing ever. part of the lampooning RLM does about Rogue One is the obviously-paid-shill angle of it so yeah they are going to be one of the only things that call it out vs. everyone else that wants to suck it's dick because of exclusive screenings and merch and all that
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Groovelord Neato posted:"star destroyers...i'm gonna cuuuum" is the funnies tthing ever. Nerd Podcasts/youtube channels are unironically the worst garbage that I assume are sustained the same way 24 hour news channels are. By people just leaving them on and not watching them/doing something else while they are on in the background. All them are 100% positive about everything they think their target market might like. Its about as critical as a talk show host is to the person they've got on their show. They are all completely positive. I mean I like the movie but goddamn do they pretend its a completely flawless movie. The broke new ground poo poo is completely real. Also to other new, I finally watched the The Mist thanks to Re:View and it is absolutely a fantastic movie and makes me more upset Thomas Jane didn't go on to more success. At least we get him in the Expanse.
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What are the best commentary tracks? I need something new to watch.
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:What are the best commentary tracks? I need something new to watch. Guillermo Del Toro's commentary on Blade 2. e: and any commentary featuring John Carpenter and Kurt Russell
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:What are the best commentary tracks? I need something new to watch. Carrot Top's commentary for The Rules of Attraction. Legit it's great. He's never seen the movie before, they just saw him walking by and went "Hey, come record a commentary for this!" and he agreed and it's funny as gently caress. E: Attraction, not Engagement, d'oh. WampaLord fucked around with this message at 05:06 on May 1, 2017 |
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