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Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
I voted :furcry:

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therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
Nazi goon, a lot of the atrocities Heydrich committed weren't in order to get power but once he already had it. So it wasn't ruthlessness, it was just psychopathic sadism and hatred. Way to go! No wonder you need a role model or someone to aspire you when you even gently caress up choosing who to aspire to.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

I can't believe inheritance goon isn't going to travel the world or do anything fun or interesting with the money. Just keep going to your job, you only have one life to live after all, might as well spend it doing TPS reports for decades because I can't think of any other way to live.

Like, gently caress, man, just give it to someone else if all it's going to do is sit in your bank account and be a comforting thought in the back of your mind.

What a boring loving response to suddenly being able to do anything you want, is what I'm saying.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

WampaLord posted:

I can't believe inheritance goon isn't going to travel the world or do anything fun or interesting with the money. Just keep going to your job, you only have one life to live after all, might as well spend it doing TPS reports for decades because I can't think of any other way to live.

Like, gently caress, man, just give it to someone else if all it's going to do is sit in your bank account and be a comforting thought in the back of your mind.

What a boring loving response to suddenly being able to do anything you want, is what I'm saying.

Yeah I mean nobody is saying buy your own private jet and fly it around the world while bathing in dom perignon, just take say 100k out and take a year off of work and use it however you please. With that kind of budget you could probably see as much of the world as you pleased.

e: also i dont really get why we have multiple nazi confessors. Why would they come here? The SJW stuff is kind of overblown but nonetheless none of our subforums are particularly friendly to that kind of person. Is this just an "edgier" version of the people who post that they think they are sociopaths when in reality they are just a boring teenager?

yeah I eat ass fucked around with this message at 12:33 on May 1, 2017

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:
I mean if I had $26 million I'd just immediately sever all contact with my family/friends and move away from everyone who ever knew me, and live a carefree life laughing at them from afar.

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

Elsa posted:

500k is 2% interest of 26 mil so I hope you didn't mean you'd keep the money under a mattress and spend it slowly

Ya, more or less. The entire reason having a disgusting amount of money is attractive is because it means I can do whatever the gently caress I want, whenever the gently caress I want, however the gently caress I want.

Things I want to do:
-get high
-play video games
-travel
-gently caress

Things I don't want to do:
-worry about money
-participate in the disgusting bullshit of Wall Street
-worry about wether my subhuman lizard person of a financial advisor is embezzling or loving me over

Literally no reason to worry about investing it other than blinding greed. Since I'm not a degenerate brokebrains, IDGAF about earning more if I'm sitting on millions.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Yeah I mean nobody is saying buy your own private jet and fly it around the world while bathing in dom perignon, just take say 100k out and take a year off of work and use it however you please. With that kind of budget you could probably see as much of the world as you pleased.

Exactly, it's baffling to me that this goon doesn't even seem to consider wanting to do something like this.

You could have a lifetime of adventures with that money with plenty left over to give to your kids or the charity of your choice.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

maskenfreiheit posted:

... maybe give professional poker a shot - a relatively small small bankroll of like 50k would probably be enough to find out if you had the stuff if you stuck to low limit tables and actually focused on learning rather than just throwing money around....

And another sucker loses their entire fortune to gambling addiction. "Hey it's my money... I can stop any time I want." etc
etc.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

WampaLord posted:

Exactly, it's baffling to me that this goon doesn't even seem to consider wanting to do something like this.

You could have a lifetime of adventures with that money with plenty left over to give to your kids or the charity of your choice.

I think hat would get boring pretty fast. People need meaning for long term satisfaction. Some get it from work. Poster could also get it from charity work etc. Just living an idle life sounds good but probably wouldn't actually lead to happiness.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

therattle posted:

I think hat would get boring pretty fast. People need meaning for long term satisfaction. Some get it from work. Poster could also get it from charity work etc. Just living an idle life sounds good but probably wouldn't actually lead to happiness.

I feel like this is a comforting lie we all tell each other to avoid the truth that work sucks.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Some people have more meaningful jobs than others.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Find meaning in surfing

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

WampaLord posted:

I feel like this is a comforting lie we all tell each other to avoid the truth that work sucks.

I like my work but that's why I said meaning could be obtained from charity work or similar. Otherwise I think a life of ennui would result.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
Or he could live like Johnny Depp for 8 months then die with nothing!

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
I love (read: do not love) the supposition that "my role model is an unscrupulous, opportunistic vulture, willing to compromise anything for power" is a positive thing, and that the problem is when it becomes "my role model is an unscrupulous, opportunistic NAZI vulture, willing to compromise anything for power"

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


How did Heydrich goon Nazi that coming?

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

therattle posted:

I think hat would get boring pretty fast. People need meaning for long term satisfaction. Some get it from work. Poster could also get it from charity work etc. Just living an idle life sounds good but probably wouldn't actually lead to happiness.

As someone who lives that kind of life I have to say you're right. Sitting at home smoking weed and playing video games is fun for a few years, but eventually you'll get bored and need something else.

I know it sounds like bullshit but it's the truth.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

limp_cheese posted:

As someone who lives that kind of life I have to say you're right. Sitting at home smoking weed and playing video games is fun for a few years, but eventually you'll get bored and need something else.

I know it sounds like bullshit but it's the truth.

Well, here's a wild thought: do the fun things in moderation. It doesn't have to be all out forever or nothing forever.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

limp_cheese posted:

As someone who lives that kind of life I have to say you're right. Sitting at home smoking weed and playing video games is fun for a few years, but eventually you'll get bored and need something else.

I know it sounds like bullshit but it's the truth.

I would like a few years to test this theory.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Well, here's a wild thought: do the fun things in moderation. It doesn't have to be all out forever or nothing forever.

That's true in everything. I just wanted to address the usual train of thought of "If I have money I would sit at home and smoke weed and play video games forever" isn't viable. Even though I have first hand experience that it gets old I still want to say that's bullshit and always fun.

Hell, it might be different if I was rich instead of living a comfortable middle class life style. Having no money worries might be what makes that life nirvana.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
I remember I had two weeks off work and I played a ton of video games, wore pants as little as possible, and generally did as little as possible.

I was going loving crazy by the end of it. I work a crap job in a gas station, and I was happy to go back to work. Then again, maybe I'm just weird.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
then i went back to work and played a ton of video games and wore pants as little as possible and generally did as little as possible?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I bring this up basically every opportunity I get: I once got a job as a test automation engineer, and a month later the company's head of engineering left and his replacement decided he didn't want to do test automation, but my boss's department was under budget so I didn't get laid off, and as a result I had a job where I wasn't allowed to actually do anything of consequence, and I had dumb busywork but if I just didn't do it nobody noticed. I got paid plenty of money and shitposted on GBS all day.

I kept this job for two years, and after one I was incredibly depressed. As an added bonus it turns out that 99% of companies don't take test engineering seriously as an engineering discipline, so this specialty I was assigned arbitrarily after college had most hiring managers convinced that I wasn't a "real" software engineer (I have a Master's in computer science). And given the kind of job I had, I kind of believed them. Took me another year to claw my way into a job title that wasn't resume poison, and then another year to parlay that into a job where I could actually be given real responsibilities and taken seriously by myself and others. Feeling like you don't have a purpose in life can be a dangerous thing, even if you like chilling and not working hard.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
When I graduated and got a "real" job I told myself that I would keep bartending on the side. It didn't last long because 1) my willingness to suffer bullshit plummeted and 2) my employer could smell my non-desperation.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

BigBadSteve posted:

And another sucker loses their entire fortune to gambling addiction. "Hey it's my money... I can stop any time I want." etc
etc.

I mean, I currently play poker occasionally and haven't run into any issues.

I set a budget, and when that's gone I stop.

Why is spending 200 bucks on poker bad, but spending 200 bucks on a concert OK?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

That stuff IS kind of arbitrary I guess

like, 5 bucks is cheap for a beer, but ridiculous highway robbery for an app

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

maskenfreiheit posted:

I mean, I currently play poker occasionally and haven't run into any issues.

I set a budget, and when that's gone I stop.

Why is spending 200 bucks on poker bad, but spending 200 bucks on a concert OK?

You should be sneaking into concerts to both save money and improve your subterfuge skills.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

maskenfreiheit posted:

Why is spending 200 bucks on poker bad, but spending 200 bucks on a concert OK?

GIS Concert Attendee:


GIS Poker Player:

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

maskenfreiheit posted:

I mean, I currently play poker occasionally and haven't run into any issues.

I set a budget, and when that's gone I stop.

Why is spending 200 bucks on poker bad, but spending 200 bucks on a concert OK?


*in a borat voice* brutal self a own very niiice

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Spending money on a concert is expected, you get an experience you can remember and share with others. If you "spend" money on gambling you are obviously losing, or you'd be making money, and what memories are you getting out of it? Some unwashed guy in Orange tinted shades apparently, with a poo poo eating grin as he takes your money. At least spend the 200 bucks on weed christ

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
ITT nerds can't comprehend someone getting a thrill out of a calculated risk

Lemon
May 22, 2003

So now people are pretending they cannot understand why gambling is fun?

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

The first time I ever went gambling I got on a huge winning streak and it was fun as hell and like being high. I totally get how chasing that feeling is addictive. I went in wit $10 and walked out with about $250, slowly accumulated throughout the night on stupid lovely slots.

I vowed to never gamble again after that since the law of averages would take away all I won. Go in, win once, hold onto that high.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Learn to play craps, go to a casino in Vegas, and spend enough time getting free drinks at a craps table to lose $200, and tell me it's not an experience you can share with others :colbert:

(or blackjack if you're less hardcore)

It's definitely a "sometimes" thing, and like anything else there are good and bad ways to go about it, but it's fun every once in a while.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

My mom had been grinding rupees for a while to afford the blue ring in Zelda on the nes. She asked me to take over for a little while she made dinner. I tried to save time by going to the gambling cave and I lost it all to an old man with three treasure chests

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

loquacius posted:

Learn to play craps, go to a casino in Vegas, and spend enough time getting free drinks at a craps table to lose $200, and tell me it's not an experience you can share with others :colbert:

(or blackjack if you're less hardcore)

It's definitely a "sometimes" thing, and like anything else there are good and bad ways to go about it, but it's fun every once in a while.

I need to learn how to play craps. I have no excuse, I even worked for a goddamned slot machine company (don't play slots, you'll never win, fyi).

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
My boyfriend worked for 6 months in a French online poker help call centre to practice his French, and spent the whole time talking to sad old pensioners overseas who lost all their money and who would cry down the phone line and talk about how gambling was all they had because their family ignored them

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
keep posting about gambling guys this is hilarious

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I need to learn how to play craps. I have no excuse, I even worked for a goddamned slot machine company (don't play slots, you'll never win, fyi).

Craps is insanely fun and like most gambling games very easy once you learn about it. Best way to learn is just walk up to a table and bet the "come" line with everyone else and ask a bunch of questions. It doesn't help that me and two of my friends all walked away with several thousand dollars the first time we played it in Vegas.

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Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

loquacius posted:

Learn to play craps, go to a casino in Vegas, and spend enough time getting free drinks at a craps table to lose $200, and tell me it's not an experience you can share with others :colbert:

(or blackjack if you're less hardcore)

It's definitely a "sometimes" thing, and like anything else there are good and bad ways to go about it, but it's fun every once in a while.

5$ min bet craps playing pass-line and maybe odds, 6/8 is the only game to play in vegas that is fun and will give you a chance to walk away with some extra money.

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