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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Intel&Sebastian posted:

Launch the nuke you fat gently caress



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D1E
Nov 25, 2001



Phone looks gigantic in tiny hand.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

TotalHell posted:

not many ppl ask this question: why couldn't this have been avoided

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Razor to wrist records? pretty edgy :emo:

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
he's more like the most successful bullshit artist/swindler in history than a troll unless that's just what it means now


heh hehhe I just embezzled 3.5 million dollars from my company and pinned it on the VP what a sick troll

lied on my taxes and saved 1300 bucks; such a massive troll on Uncle Sam

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

I'm a huge alcoholic and this is like when I stopped drinking and I had to keep making up arbitrary round number celebratory milestones to stay positive otherwise I would have quit so many times by now. Before one year is up there probably will be: a trump birthday cake, 6 month cake, nov election cake, christmas cake, inauguration cake. its a loving SIX CAKE YEAR, MAN

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



omg lmao Trumpo really got dumpstered in this budget

every single thing he demanded was ignored. Every. Single. Thing.

except bigly money to ensure his wife never has to come near him I guess

and he's gonna sign it like a cuck

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

omg lmao Trumpo really got dumpstered in this budget

every single thing he demanded was ignored. Every. Single. Thing.

except bigly money to ensure his wife never has to come near him I guess

and he's gonna sign it like a cuck

owns

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
https://twitter.com/onlxn/status/859069112030437376

The Jack Chop Guy
Mar 31, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ok i want a gif for the following:

A man begins to nod off in an office budget meeting and immediately wakes when he hears of a proposed staffing cut!!

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Baloogan posted:

serious lol at the utterly ineffective leftists itt

The summary of my suck zone career

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Lastgirl posted:

Donnie should just get a meatloaf chute so he can shovel it into his gullet as he signs another EO he didn't read and get grease stains allover it

The meatloaf chute is in Christies office and Donnie pushes the button whenever he wants to watch Chris eat

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


he's like, this close to calling it the war of northern aggression

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Fullhouse posted:

when I am president I will have a formidable array of red buttons in front of me, wired up to different row+column combinations on the snack machine

the one labeled "drop journalist into shark tank" brings me a snickers. "Korean nuclear war" is bugles

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Epic High Five posted:

omg lmao Trumpo really got dumpstered in this budget

every single thing he demanded was ignored. Every. Single. Thing.

except bigly money to ensure his wife never has to come near him I guess

and he's gonna sign it like a cuck

*bill mitchell voice* trump getting absolutely nothing out of his legislature shows that he is in complete control, 28 chess moves ahead, and also Congress is a bunch of weak-dick traitors, at the same time

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

if trump somehow comes out of this calling the south a bunch of traitors that needed to be put down i will laugh and laugh and laugh

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


That's never a good start to a sentence

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Brother Entropy posted:

actually trolling by just earnestly being yourself is the best troll of all

:smug:

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Business Gorillas posted:

The meatloaf chute is in Christies office and Donnie pushes the button whenever he wants to watch Chris eat

this is a profitable webcam niche apparently

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

radical meme posted:

The GOP was spared the necessity of having to govern over the previous 8 years; now, they are supposed to govern, in theory.

pretty sure they are still trying to act like the opposition party even when they have control all the power in washington

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009


man did all this wiretapping bullshit start because he thought obama being cordial in the transition meant he actually wanted to be friends with a guy who denied his citizenship(among a thousand other lovely things) and now he's salty

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Baloogan posted:

serious lol at the utterly ineffective leftists itt

this is why trump won

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

I'm a huge alcoholic and this is like when I stopped drinking and I had to keep making up arbitrary round number celebratory milestones to stay positive otherwise I would have quit so many times by now. Before one year is up there probably will be: a trump birthday cake, 6 month cake, nov election cake, christmas cake, inauguration cake. its a loving SIX CAKE YEAR, MAN

tromp failure six cake

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

boethius posted:

When did "red pill" become synonymous with complete and utter bullshit?

please do not disparage gender transitioning tia

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

prefect posted:

He wasn't half as wacky as Sapurmurat Niyazov. (Probably badly misspelled.)

burlosconi was jsut as loving crazy the only reason he isn't as big of an issue on the world stage was because he was in charge of loving italy. he was an out and out horn dog holding giant assed sex parties that everyone knew about and the italian people didnt give a gently caress

Agrajag fucked around with this message at 17:12 on May 1, 2017

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Agrajag posted:

motherfucker is everywhere ever since the 90's the hell

And to think that Dunkelman doofus rejected a second season on American Idol.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

A very big surveillance

....

of our citizens

a very big topic, number one, we should find out what the hell is going on

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
chris christie's mukbang channel

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


D1E posted:

Phone looks gigantic in tiny hand.

80's phone for 80's man

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Heads up lurkers, I've got another posting name for you:

Participation Pastry

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
President Trump: "and then you got this button here, its a very good button, which slings a cheeseburger into my mouth when i press it"

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
When does the veto happen

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


people who teach leadership courses must be hanging themselves right now

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Donkwich posted:

chris christie's mukbang channel

"holy cow how did he eat a gallon of meatloaf"

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



the white house mess is in the basement of the west wing so the soda guy is presumably just walking up the steps from there

also the photos make it clear that he is not being brought a can/bottle, he is being brought a glass of soda w ice and a coaster

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Augus posted:

people who teach leadership courses must be hanging themselves right now

Imagine what polisci undergrads are feeling lmao

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Agrajag posted:

burlosconi was jsut as loving crazy the only reason he isn't as big of an issue on the world stage was because he was in charge of loving italy. he was an out and out horn dog holding giant assed sex parties that everyone knew about and the italian people didnt give a gently caress

Does anybody really care about Italy?

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Augus posted:

people who teach leadership courses must be hanging themselves right now

I don't know how they ever managed to not do this at any time

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