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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:I love a story with a happy ending.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Trump is a firm Sastiel man Great, now my Google search history is filled with this garbage.
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May 1, 2017 21:42
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I know Castiel, what's the other? Sasquatch?
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May 1, 2017 21:41
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Pick posted:I know Castiel, what's the other? Sasquatch? research indicates Sasquatch is firmly straight but polygamous
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May 1, 2017 21:46
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:research indicates Sasquatch is firmly straight but polygamous How does one root that squatch pile?
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May 1, 2017 21:47
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Pick posted:How does one root that squatch pile? Beef Jerky, somehow.
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May 1, 2017 21:52
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Kurieg posted:Beef Jerky, somehow. I thought Slim Jims were distended sasquatch foreskins
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May 1, 2017 21:59
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Pick posted:I thought Slim Jims were distended sasquatch foreskins
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May 1, 2017 22:07
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Kurieg posted:There's apparently an episode of Supernatural where the Winchester's get transported into the bodies of the actors that play them in the real world, and they end up going to a fancon. I wonder if the whole "Wincest" thing ever came up. It definitely did on one of the episodes that makes fun of their fans. One of the brothers had to explain what it meant.
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May 1, 2017 22:08
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Bored posted:It definitely did on one of the episodes that makes fun of their fans. One of the brothers had to explain what it meant. "Ha ha! You want me to rape my co-star! And get impregnated by his dogs! You cards."
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May 1, 2017 22:09
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Axolotl posted:When two gay men have sex...how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis? The two men engage in a sort of informal wrestling match to determine who is going to be the penor and who is going to be the penee.
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May 1, 2017 22:17
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Or they take turns jizzing in eachither's dicks, passing it back and forth like a subway train
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May 1, 2017 22:24
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Lol @ the straights in this thread who don't understand simple homosexual practices like jizzing into each others dicks imo.
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May 1, 2017 22:29
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Charles Get-Out posted:Lol @ the straights in this thread who don't understand simple homosexual practices like jizzing into each others dicks imo. You mean docking?
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May 1, 2017 22:37
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It's called a loving act between two caring partners tyvm
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May 1, 2017 22:41
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My [28 M] girlfriend [25 F] compliments to receive reassurance. Is this manipulative?quote:I'll present the benefit of the doubt because we've had some trouble recently, however this has pretty much been the case for a long time
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May 1, 2017 22:51
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Charles Get-Out posted:The two men engage in a sort of informal wrestling match to determine who is going to be the penor and who is going to be the penee. Isn't this how slugs do it? Where does the ovipositor dildo that injects jelly eggs play into all this?
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May 1, 2017 22:51
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I am unhappy in my short relationship, friends and family say they are here for me, and I personally find this relationship draining. How can I best soldier on?
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May 1, 2017 22:54
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Charles Get-Out posted:My [28 M] girlfriend [25 F] compliments to receive reassurance. Is this manipulative? Poor girl probably needs some therapy. I wonder if she doesn't have a good support structure (family/friends nearby) and so she feels that he is her only support, he did bring up they visited her family but is that close or did they have to plan a weekend to do a trip? She's probably a serial dater that needs to be in a relationship to validate herself and isn't comfortable with herself.
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May 1, 2017 22:55
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Panfilo posted:Isn't this how slugs do it? A female friend of mine recently asked "why do men always really want me to pretend I'm laying eggs?" I have never experienced pressure to pretend I'm laying eggs in sexual scenarios, FWIW.
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May 1, 2017 22:54
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WrenP-Complete posted:A female friend of mine recently asked "why do men always really want me to pretend I'm laying eggs?" I have never experienced pressure to pretend I'm laying eggs in sexual scenarios, FWIW. Don't date people who like anime.
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May 1, 2017 22:57
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Pick posted:Don't date people who like anime. Thank you, will keep in mind!
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May 1, 2017 22:58
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At least the supernatural dog dick universe is viviparous.
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May 1, 2017 23:01
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WOW am I glad I asked about dog dicks today. This is much more interesting than looking at spreadsheets. Maybe I can get a job in the dogdick bookkeeping industry? Somebody's gotta depreciate those dogdicks for the tax breaks.
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May 1, 2017 23:01
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Maybe she's just run into a lot of xenomorph fans. Lay dem eggs, queenie.
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May 1, 2017 23:03
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WrenP-Complete posted:A female friend of mine recently asked "why do men always really want me to pretend I'm laying eggs?" I have never experienced pressure to pretend I'm laying eggs in sexual scenarios, FWIW. Engaging in seahorse fantasies, of course! They want her to lay eggs in him so he can experience the miracle of birth in the kiddie pool he keeps in the basement.
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May 1, 2017 23:02
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Naerasa posted:WOW am I glad I asked about dog dicks today. This is much more interesting than looking at spreadsheets. Maybe I can get a job in the dogdick bookkeeping industry? Somebody's gotta depreciate those dogdicks for the tax breaks. There are professional fanfic writers who write fanfiction on commission. really. So someone says something like, "I want a fan fiction about The Onceler meeting Castiel and one has a ten inch dog penis and the other has a nine inch dog vagina, and the Oceler has puppies, and they find out they're brothers. Also at some point they piss into one another's mouths. No scat. Rape o.k." And then the writer is like, "that will be fourteen dollars." or if they work Dickens style maybe they price by the word, I dunno.
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May 1, 2017 23:02
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WrenP-Complete posted:A female friend of mine recently asked "why do men always really want me to pretend I'm laying eggs?" I have never experienced pressure to pretend I'm laying eggs in sexual scenarios, FWIW. Tell them that the way it works is 'I lay my eggs, and then I leave, and then you fertilize them'. Based on the documentary I saw on this subject, your human companion will be running for the hills.
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May 1, 2017 23:04
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Anyway the economy of the future is whisks that require a wifi connection and the dig dick gigs for people with phds in english literature
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May 1, 2017 23:06
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That omegaverse stuff is so far out of my comfort zone, I can't process it at all. I'm genuinely unsettled, but feel there should be some kind of authority I should report it to. Maybe pest control.
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May 1, 2017 23:06
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I want to go back in time and smack Kurt Vonnegut around the head with a copy of Player Piano and be like, "It's worse! It's worse, you fool! It's worse than all of this!"
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May 1, 2017 23:08
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I want to go back in time and smack Nathaniel Hawthorne around the head with a copy of The Scarlet Letter and be like, "there are a million sex acts worse than adultery, but your book is still worse than all of them!"
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May 1, 2017 23:08
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Women get conditioned to loathe their bodies so much they fantasize of victimized men getting dickpregnant
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May 1, 2017 23:10
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Well, I'm not too proud to not take fetish commissions for art/writing once I get back up to snuff. You just need entirely separate social accounts/email from your normal ones, and a nom de plume for that poo poo.
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May 1, 2017 23:10
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Pvt.Scott posted:Well, I'm not too proud to not take fetish commissions for art/writing once I get back up to snuff. You just need entirely separate social accounts/email from your normal ones, and a nom de plume for that poo poo.  But the world needs to know!
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May 1, 2017 23:13
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Panfilo posted:Women get conditioned to loathe their bodies so much they fantasize of victimized men getting dickpregnant There are some real weird fuckin emergent properties at the confluence of many shifts in human culture.
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May 1, 2017 23:11
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The future is some kind of bastardised love child between Wall E and Brave New World. Honestly I think it's about time, then all the fuckedupness can be contained virtually. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 23:20 on May 1, 2017 |
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May 1, 2017 23:13
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Panfilo posted:
Well, if you really need a pic of Miles Prower, but with dog dicks instead of tails or something, I'm sure you can find a suitible substitute until I establish my alter-ego and PM you.
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May 1, 2017 23:16
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Unfortunately the world isn't like any specific media property, or even any combination of media properties particularly. It is unfortunately far more pointless, lovely, intolerable, and disturbing than any book, even a book by James Joyce.
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Pick posted:There are some real weird fuckin emergent properties at the confluence of many shifts in human culture. So where does that visual novel with the meat poop come in?
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