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I picture George W. Bush starting each morning by reading Trump quotes and walking around his house like a smug motherfucker.
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Tumble posted:i really don't know why people think Trump is getting another term after this one Weekend at Donnie's
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FuturePastNow posted:Hopefully enough evidence left laying around to send some of the more corrupt admin officals to prison Trump sits in the Oval Office, watching the clock ticking away the last fleeting minutes of his presidency. Before him on the Resolute Desk sits a stack of pardons to be signed by him. He checks the clock. There's still time yet. Time enough to Be President. He picks up his smartphone. "Unbelievable that hardworking members of my staff are being sent to prison for crimes they didn't come it! Where are the pardons for them? SAD!!"
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"Since I started running ... they have not manipulated their currency," Trump said in an interview with Bloomberg on Monday. "I think that was out of respect to me and the campaign." http://money.cnn.com/2017/05/02/news/economy/trump-china-currency-manipulation-claims/ egomaniac running the country, everything is fine. lol
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Looks like it is over...again  https://twitter.com/scottwongDC/status/859418180162387968
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i have the news on in the background quite often, and today all the news channels are using the words "mental stability" in response to his crazy loving interviews yesterday, which is actually a big deal. it's the first time his mental state has really been called into question so broadly with regards to his speaking. like, we've seen whispers of it before with news shows saying "is he unfit to be president?" but now they're straight up "His mental state is worrying, diplomacy requires carefully chosen words and set plans of actions, neither of which he appears to be capable of doing."
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Tumble posted:i have the news on in the background quite often, and today all the news channels are using the words "mental stability" in response to his crazy loving interviews yesterday, which is actually a big deal. it's the first time his mental state has really been called into question so broadly with regards to his speaking. He's just saying what everyone is thinking 
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Tumble posted:i really don't know why people think Trump is getting another term after this one
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Tumble posted:i have the news on in the background quite often, and today all the news channels are using the words "mental stability" in response to his crazy loving interviews yesterday, which is actually a big deal. it's the first time his mental state has really been called into question so broadly with regards to his speaking. So if they're being this blunt, I bet there's a lot weird poo poo they can't confirm or report on.
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May 2, 2017 16:37
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Smirr posted:Can't remember if this got posted tonight 
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May 2, 2017 16:45
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:So if they're being this blunt, I bet there's a lot weird poo poo they can't confirm or report on. There's a potty chair in the Oval Office
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"Mr. President that's the women's restr-" "I'm great with signs. Andrew Jackson would be bigly proud."
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Coco Rodreguiz posted:"Mr. President that's the women's restr-" *five minutes later* "okay folks, we're going to open up those bathroom laws. open them up bigly. i think it's time for bathrooms. let's get them open."
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Cthulu Carl posted:There's a potty chair in the Oval Office Trump doesn't need a potty chair when he can just poo poo on our Constitution
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so what's Trump up to today while the GOP is voting on the second round of the healthcare bill? Is he making phone calls and attempting to use his expert deal-making skills to eke out a few more votes? Is he making the rounds and shaking hands to make sure his first failure isn't repeated? Is he working on that bill down to the last second to make sure it's got the improvements necessary to pass? Nope he's bullshitting on a podium, fellating himself, and the Air Force football team.
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:So if they're being this blunt, I bet there's a lot weird poo poo they can't confirm or report on. If Don really does have dementia or a related illness, he will eventually reach the point where they absolutely cannot let him speak publicly. And if it's noticeable now, that point may come in the next three years. when the general public becomes conscious of this, it will be worth a super LOL
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I have not seen this posted in the last ten pages and that is a crime, really, because these words need to be heard. "People don't realize, you know, the Civil War, if you think about it, why?"
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lol Trump is not getting the applause he wants at this speech he keeps pausing for applause and it takes a few seconds for anybody to realize that he is waiting to hear some claps before he keeps going
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TotalLossBrain posted:I have not seen this posted in the last ten pages and that is a crime, really, because these words need to be heard. https://twitter.com/DustinGiebel/status/859131351873839110
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Cthulu Carl posted:Trump sits in the Oval Office, watching the clock ticking away the last fleeting minutes of his presidency. Before him on the Resolute Desk sits a stack of pardons to be signed by him. He checks the clock. There's still time yet. Time enough to Be President.
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FuturePastNow posted:If Don really does have dementia or a related illness, he will eventually reach the point where they absolutely cannot let him speak publicly. And if it's noticeable now, that point may come in the next three years. everyone needs to stop saying Trump has dementia, it's insulting to people who are actually suffering from an illness Trump's just garden-variety stupid and lazy
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Oh boy, this ought to be good for a few lols: https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/859207928972279815
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He probably won't pardon the loving turkeys on thanksgiving.
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President Donald Trump on Monday dismissed widespread reports that his administration is riven by discord, saying he is sticking by his polarizing chief strategist, Steve Bannon, calling him a “very decent guy” who is getting a “bad rap.” Trump even revealed his own term for Bannon’s ideology: "alt-left," a play on Bannon’s ties to the nationalist conservative movement sometimes called the alt-right. Why alt-left? “Bannon’s more of a libertarian than anything else, if you want to know the truth,” Trump said Monday during an interview with Bloomberg News in the Oval Office.
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I'm growing more and more convinced I've been hit by a second car and am in a double coma where trump is president and it's awesome instead of just trump being president
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Hihohe posted:MFW trump in general 
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Hihohe posted:MFW trump in general lol 
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I wasn't thinking it could get any more hilarious and then yesterday happened. The oval office bit is just unreal LOL
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Hihohe posted:MFW trump in general  Same.
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Jared Kushner didn't disclose business ties to George Soros, Peter Thiel, and Goldman Sachs, or that he owes $1 billion in loans http://www.businessinsider.com/jared-kushner-ties-george-soros-goldman-sachs-peter-thiel-1-billion-loan-2017-5 lol it just doesn't stop.
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Lime Tonics posted:Jared Kushner didn't disclose business ties to George Soros, Peter Thiel, and Goldman Sachs, or that he owes $1 billion in loans This is it, this is the excuse they will use now. (as if they aren't using kushner as an excuse already. This will just cement it tho).
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Lunchabully posted:everyone needs to stop saying Trump has dementia, it's insulting to people who are actually suffering from an illness Yeah, my Mom had dementia and she didn't become a narcissistic imbecile. She forgot stuff and cried a lot.
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Lime Tonics posted:Jared Kushner didn't disclose business ties to George Soros, Peter Thiel, and Goldman Sachs, or that he owes $1 billion in loans Kushner is a secret Soros agent! lol Freep is going to have such a shitfit
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The family of an Australian man says he's been jailed in the US because he got delayed at the Canadian border and missed a visa deadline by a measly 90 minutes or so. Baxter Reid was legally in the US on a five-year visa that stipulated he leave the country every six months to keep the visa valid, reports the Sydney Morning Herald. So far, so good: On April 23, Reid and his American girlfriend, Heather Kancso, set off for the Canadian border and, after car trouble, got there at 10pm with two hours to spare, says Reid's father. They figured they were safe, but Canadian customs officials detained them for questioning that lasted well beyond midnight. At that point, for reasons that remain unclear, they denied Reid entry to Canada. With his visa now expired, he promptly got arrested by US border authorities around 1:30am. "They threw Baxter in cuffs" and took him to a federal detention center in Buffalo because he "was illegally in the US for a SINGLE HOUR," Kancso writes on a GoFundMe page, which has so far raised more than $8,000 for an immigration lawyer, per the Guardian. "It just makes no sense to me," she tells the Morning Herald. "I'm almost ashamed to say I'm American." Reid's father says it could be weeks before his son receives a court date and six months before he actually appears in front of a judge. Kancso, meanwhile, fears he'll end up with criminal charges and be deported to Australia and forbidden to return to the US. Australian officials confirmed they were trying to help a citizen detained in the US, but declined to provide details. Lol
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NotWearingPants posted:Yeah, my Mom had dementia and she didn't become a narcissistic imbecile. She forgot stuff and cried a lot. Trump has a for-real personality disorder that makes him a narcissistic rear end. But Trump's dad had Alzheimer's later on in life so it's entirely possible that Trump is starting to exhibit signs of it too. But he isn't a dickbag because of Alzheimer's, he's a piece of poo poo because his dad was a piece of poo poo and taught his sons only piece-of-poo poo ways to live life.
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