Colostomy Bag posted:

Bezos funding a Bozo. Makes sense.

Mirificus posted:

Same post: https://www.diffchecker.com/wKL0ljax

TheAgent posted:

I'm pretty sure that $50m CIG got back last year was from amazon. I know derek continued to say "no no no amazon isnt partnered with them" but its looking to me like amazon is pretty much their publisher

Xaerael posted:

PSA to all thread readers.

Don't crack a rib.

It loving hurts.

End of PSA.

Mirificus posted:

Same post

Hav posted:

Amazon is not super-competent internally, at least not on the AWS side, and looking at some of the fulfillment centers...The S3 outage was pretty drat amazing because of the reach that the mandated tool they fat-fingered.

They're learning pretty much as they go; beware that signing bonus is golden handcuffs...

On Goony obsessional news;

Fuzzy is apparently changing his plea at 3:15pm Fairbanks time. Future hearings have been vacated, so they might have reached an agreement on how deep his poo poo will be. Your court reporter will be F5'ing sporadically over the next few days.

Hav posted:

Amazon is not super-competent internally, at least not on the AWS side, and looking at some of the fulfillment centers...The S3 outage was pretty drat amazing because of the reach that the mandated tool they fat-fingered.

They're learning pretty much as they go; beware that signing bonus is golden handcuffs...

On Goony obsessional news;

Fuzzy is apparently changing his plea at 3:15pm Fairbanks time. Future hearings have been vacated, so they might have reached an agreement on how deep his poo poo will be. Your court reporter will be F5'ing sporadically over the next few days.

Sappo569 posted:

I've been gaming since the late 80s and have never heard of any of those games aside from wing commander

#1 hits my rear end

quote:

The game was originally developed and coded by Chris Roberts and Philip Meller on the BBC Micro with additional graphics by Nick Elms.[1] As the game pushed the limits of the hardware, certain elements had to be left out of the standard version and Stryker's Run became the first game released to include an enhanced version for the newly released BBC Master. As well as extra in-game graphics, this version adds a title screen with music, a high score table, on-screen instructions and user-defined controls.

grimcreaper posted:

Who is fuzzy again?

Xaerael posted:

PSA to all thread readers.

Don't crack a rib.

It loving hurts.

End of PSA.

Mirificus posted:

Same post

Mirificus posted:

Lime Tonics posted:

http://i.imgur.com/16y3zUd.gifv

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Star Trek fan

Morningwoodpecker posted:

The amount of time it loving hurts for can exceed a month.

Xaerael posted:

PSA to all thread readers.

Don't crack a rib.

It loving hurts.

End of PSA.

TheAgent posted:

lol

An outright insane person posted:

Recently, I watched the film Heart of Darkness, which chronicled the tremendous struggles that Francis Ford Coppola went through in crating Apocalypse Now. In many ways, the creation of Strike Commander has helped me identify with his plight.

It was two and half years ago, just after the release of Wing Commander, that I started out on what I then estimated to be a one-year project. I set out to create an industry shattering flight simulator that would encompass a revolutionary new 3-D system, a system that I planned to use for Wing Commander III and hoped would form the basis of a whole new generation of ORIGIN games. This system, which we later named RealSpace™, became the heart of Strike Commander. To make RealSpace truly revolutionary we decided to gamble on two major graphics techniques: Gouraud shading and texture mapping. Both of these techniques are used extensively on high-end military flight simulators costing millions of dollars. Their application gives rendered 3-D images a much more realistic and fluid appearance. Because of the power needed to implement such a 3-D system, nobody had previously dreamed of doing so on a PC. For us to pull off this software, we knew we had to make some risky assumptions. First, that the power-to-price ratio of PCs would continue to decline, thereby delivering affordable PCs of adequate speed to our target market. Second, and more importantly, that the same forces that had created a demand for Wing Commander — those power-hungry 386 owners — would generate a demand for games that exploited the next generation of PCs, the 486. When creating Wing Commander, there were many who doubted the game would sell because of their lack of faith in the high-end PC market. This time, however, everyone believed in the market and, as time went on, the doubts revolved around our ability to create the engine.

In the spirit of wanting it all, we set out to design a game that would have more realism than the best flight simulator, better storytelling, more fun and more accessibility than Wing Commander, and the best sound effects, music and graphics of any game ever created. Our biggest mistake was thinking that we could achieve all of this in a single year. Our biggest setback was the realization that it would take more than two. But our journey had begun and there was no turning back. Perhaps the greatest heartbreak came months after the Consumer Electronics Show in June 1991. Believing ourselves to be a few months from completion, we showed a demo of Strike in front of the press and our competitors. Months later, we were little closer to completion, but a subtle change had come over our competitors’ development plans. All of the sudden, parts of the technology we had shown at CES were showing up in their software. It wasn’t as if they had stolen our ideas — after all, the techniques we used to make RealSpace revolutionary for PCs are very well known in the high-end graphics field. The trouble was that nobody believed it could be done on the PC. With a single ill-timed demo, we had changed that belief and inadvertently given our competitors a heads-up on where we wanted to take the industry a full year and a half before we arrived there. During these revelations it was difficult to resist the temptation to push Strike out early and prevent our competitors from stealing any more of our thunder. But to stop short of our vision would have been unacceptable. We were in the middle of our journey and were determined to complete it, regardless of what lay ahead. And what lay ahead was the hardest part: long hours, short tempers and huge expectations.

In hindsight, knowing what a truly Herculean task Strike Commander turned into, the heartache and disappointment it created when its release date was constantly pushed back, and the amount of time from our personal lives that it consumed, we probably should have designed it differently. We wouldn’t have tried to do quite as much or shot quite as high. In our arrogance we had set out to create something that was not only better than everything else, it was several orders of magnitude bettre. And it was several orders of magnitude more expensive as well — in fact, the most expensive game ORIGIN has ever developed. Like Francis Ford Coppola and his film crew on Apocalypse Now, we knew we were in way over our heads, but we also knew there was no turning back.

And now, a little humbler, we’ve reached the end of our long and arduous journey. We look at Strike Commander and see a game that every member of the team can say, “Yes, it was two years of hell, but at the end of it we’ve created something that is very special and I’m proud of it.” I have never seen such selfless dedication from such talented individuals as the team that created it. Strike Commander is the game it is because of them. Each time I think about the dark circles under my eyes, the unshaven beards, the late night pizzas and the neglected spouses and girlfriends, I wonder what it is that makes us do this. One reason might be that the entire Strike Commander team , which has grown to as many as twenty people, are all avid computer game players. We buy and play our competitors’ games, looking forward to the latest developments in our field. If we weren’t writing games as a profession, we would be hating our day jobs and writing them at night. I hope this makes us as demanding and discriminating as anyone that plays our games. Although it sounds clichéd, for us it is much more than a job. I can think of no greater pride it would bring a team member than to have someone approach him at a computer store and tell him that Strike Commander was the best game they’ve ever played.

We hope you’ll agree.

grimcreaper posted:

Wait. Is this one of those "not all star trek fans are pedos but all pedos are star trek fans" Jokes?

MilesK posted:

Fuzzy raped his daughter. Still not sure why people think it's funny.

Tippis posted:

Time to post this again, I suppose…


…if I could be arsed, I'd find my list of things he gets wrong in this, but I can't. Suffice to say: everything related to computers, game development, and the gaming industry.

thatguy posted:

Agent what ever happened to opening a studio in Brno?

Mirificus posted:

TheAgent posted:

thems were the leaks at the time, no idea what's going on nowadays

MilesK posted:

Fuzzy raped his daughter. Still not sure why people think it's funny.

Mirificus posted:

D_Smart posted:

AFAIK they are neither an investor, nor a publisher in Star Citizen.

Amazon is a public company. They are required to disclose any such deals either in SEC filings (it doesn't exist) or investor briefings. It's the law. Just ask MoMa.

I am an AMZ investor. I would know.

And I don't know where you got that they "received $50m" last year. Whoever told you that, is probably feeding you horseshit as usual. That aside from the fact that with $50m and the $36m they received in 2016, no way they would be pulling all the recent desperate tactics to raise money in 2017.

grimcreaper posted:

Holy hell thats awfull. Here i am complaining about waiting in the jury assembly room for 2 hours and then i read that and it puts some poo poo into perspective.

grimcreaper posted:

Holy hell thats awfull. Here i am complaining about waiting in the jury assembly room for 2 hours and then i read that and it puts some poo poo into perspective.

Daztek posted:

https://gfycat.com/EnergeticPalatableBlackfootedferret
http://i.imgur.com/iegnRBq.gifv