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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Also the number four thing is just east asian in general iirc, like 13 in the us

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PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
Yeah when I was being reprogrammed by Korean Secret Services the clockwork orange room was on floor H.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


rat-born cock posted:

hey :(

I [m, 38] finally got brave enough to post in my favorite thread [m, ???], got pranked

Post more, I believe in you.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Speaking of pranks

A father and stepmother, who faced backlash for posting controversial online prank videos involving their children, have lost custody of two of them to their biological mother.

Mike and Heather Martin had been under fire for the extreme videos posted to their DaddyOFive YouTube channel. Videos with names like "PSYCHO CLOWN ATTACKS FAMILY" and "DAD PUNCHES KID IN THE FACE" show extreme pranks involving the family.

Last month, many members of the online community who viewed the videos claimed the children featured were being abused and that child protective services should step in.

YOUTUBE PRANKS GET PARENTS ACCUSED OF CHILD ABUSE BY VIEWERS

An online petition was also created in an attempt to get Child Protective Services to step in.

In one video, titled "INVISIBLE INK PRANK," the Martins pranked Cody in a profanity-filled tirade that left him hysterically in tears.

The Martins claimed all of the pranks were staged and that they often let their children come up with the ideas the videos were based on.

After the ‘INVISIBLE INK PRANK’ was published it was pulled from YouTube for violating the site’s policy on harassment and bullying.

Shortly after the video was removed, the Martins posted an apology and enlisted the services of a crisis management agency to help handle the backlash.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Found some of their videos, not good

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 19:09 on May 2, 2017

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gAk14WKgXs

Start at 50 seconds in, NSFW language

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Post more, I believe in you.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



:stonk:

I found the sister slap one. Wow, he really does hit her.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 19:16 on May 2, 2017

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


my wife didn't take my name because she's Hispanic but pale skinned and has a Hispanic last name. she wants to maintain that cultural connection and it's hard sometimes. she admits if I had a Hispanic last name she'd have taken it. I'm ok with this, it all seems reasonable to me, but I'd prefer not to hyphenate the kids. we'll figure something out.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

:stonk:

I found the sister slap one. Wow, he really does hit her.

Yea gently caress them they are trash. Supposedly the father I think of the other three kids is trying to get custody as well. I hope he does and they lose all of them because they are hosed

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Blue Train posted:

Speaking of pranks

A father and stepmother, who faced backlash for posting controversial online prank videos involving their children, have lost custody of two of them to their biological mother.

Mike and Heather Martin had been under fire for the extreme videos posted to their DaddyOFive YouTube channel. Videos with names like "PSYCHO CLOWN ATTACKS FAMILY" and "DAD PUNCHES KID IN THE FACE" show extreme pranks involving the family.

Last month, many members of the online community who viewed the videos claimed the children featured were being abused and that child protective services should step in.

YOUTUBE PRANKS GET PARENTS ACCUSED OF CHILD ABUSE BY VIEWERS

An online petition was also created in an attempt to get Child Protective Services to step in.

In one video, titled "INVISIBLE INK PRANK," the Martins pranked Cody in a profanity-filled tirade that left him hysterically in tears.

The Martins claimed all of the pranks were staged and that they often let their children come up with the ideas the videos were based on.

After the ‘INVISIBLE INK PRANK’ was published it was pulled from YouTube for violating the site’s policy on harassment and bullying.

Shortly after the video was removed, the Martins posted an apology and enlisted the services of a crisis management agency to help handle the backlash.

The crisis management agency, is that therapy for the kids or a buzzterm for public relations? Either way, gently caress those "parents".

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Rad-daddio posted:

The crisis management agency, is that therapy for the kids or a buzzterm for public relations? Either way, gently caress those "parents".

They lost their kids, don't wanna lose subscribers too! (It's the latter)

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now

Rad-daddio posted:

The crisis management agency, is that therapy for the kids or a buzzterm for public relations? Either way, gently caress those "parents".

It's PR

According to the kids' birth mother, he only had them in the first place because he and his wife (allegedly) forged her (the mother's) signature on custody papers. They then told the boy his mom had thrown him away, like trash, because she didn't love him anymore.

I mostly hope he dies.

Rat Patrol fucked around with this message at 19:38 on May 2, 2017

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Blue Train posted:

Yea gently caress them they are trash. Supposedly the father I think of the other three kids is trying to get custody as well. I hope he does and they lose all of them because they are hosed

I was searching YouTube for Guinea pig videos to cheer up a friend, and found one of a couple of extremely redneck girls laughing as a Guinea pig humped her hand, jizzing all over it while she showed the camera. Yeehaw.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

my wife didn't take my name because she's Hispanic but pale skinned and has a Hispanic last name. she wants to maintain that cultural connection and it's hard sometimes. she admits if I had a Hispanic last name she'd have taken it. I'm ok with this, it all seems reasonable to me, but I'd prefer not to hyphenate the kids. we'll figure something out.

You can give them each of your last names (no hyphens) and just have them use yours for pretty much anything. That's what I do. Only legal documents have my full name on them: passport, social security card, and birth certificate. I used to have them both on my driver's license but dropped the second one when I moved and got a new card.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Huntersoninski posted:

According to the kids' birth mother, he only had them in the first place because he and his wife (allegedly) forged her (the mother's) signature on custody papers. They then told the boy his mom had thrown him away, like trash, because she didn't love him anymore.

jfc

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

I was searching YouTube for Guinea pig videos to cheer up a friend, and found one of a couple of extremely redneck girls laughing as a Guinea pig humped her hand, jizzing all over it while she showed the camera. Yeehaw.

:negative:

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Oct 15, 2012

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

I was searching YouTube for Guinea pig videos to cheer up a friend, and found one of a couple of extremely redneck girls laughing as a Guinea pig humped her hand, jizzing all over it while she showed the camera. Yeehaw.

:911:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

my wife didn't take my name because she's Hispanic but pale skinned and has a Hispanic last name. she wants to maintain that cultural connection and it's hard sometimes. she admits if I had a Hispanic last name she'd have taken it. I'm ok with this, it all seems reasonable to me, but I'd prefer not to hyphenate the kids. we'll figure something out.

Take her name.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

*screams at kids to get back at ex* lol wow sick prank bro

*forges a signature so I can steal children from my ex* hahahahah drat son prank'd the goverment.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
thith ith coming out of your allowanth, we're thelling your exth boxth...

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

I (26M) have a SO (24F) that believes that if she has to work a job there is no point to be in a relationship.

quote:

Okay, someone please help me understand this or at the least help me explain it to her.

Before I get into the details, I need everyone to understand that my SO suffers from mild to severe anxiety. We've recently moved out into an apartment together after being with each other for 5 years. During the course of those 5 years she had hopped around from job to job (nothing could ever stick). Her longest held job was just over 6 months. The main reason that job stuck for as long as it did was because she was doing housekeeping for a very well renowned hotel which allowed her to work at her own pace and with minimal supervision. She left mainly because she felt the workers were making fun of her in a different language as she would walk in front of them..

Anyway, fast forward to now, a few months of living on our own and anytime the word "job" is brought up to her she loses it.

For some reason she strongly believes that if she has to work, that means she is able to provide for herself, which to her means there is no point in being in a relationship. I've tried explaining to her how it would help us do more fun activities together and buy the things that she wants without having to ask me for money or permission to use my credit card, etc.. She understands that, but still... doesn't believe a relationship should have both people in it working.

How can I explain to her that it is healthy for both people in the relationship to be working and have an income?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Then tell her to get a job and he can quit his.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Nothing wrong with her not working if he's capable of providing for both of them and has been for however long

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
No that is a really lovely thing to do especially with her basically admitting she is just in a relationship to mooch.

MachineryNoise
Jan 13, 2008

So I shout "Set your life on fire!"

I thought Mama Fratelli died.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

CharlestheHammer posted:

Then tell her to get a job and he can quit his.

quote:

quote:

So by that logic if you're working and able to provide for yourself, what's the point of you being in a relationship with her?
Something I've told her.. She got pretty quiet.
Also, incidentally,

quote:

Lol, we go through 60 eggs a week. Good thing they're only $4.20 at Walmart..

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Lol, we go through 60 eggs a week

????

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

La Brea Carpet posted:

My [38/F] wife [38/M] change her mind on adoption. She said a bunch of mean/hurtful things about it to me. I am seriously worried about how this will affect our relationship.


What should he do? :murder:

What a ghoulish way for his wife to act.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

I dreamt last night that I was pregnant and my partner and I were very excited to have our own baby Pnurtis.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

found a picture of the OP's "girlfriend"


54 40 or gently caress posted:

What a ghoulish way for his wife to act.

seriously loving awful, I feel for that dude and his kids :(

My [22M] girlfriend [22F] of 2yrs pushed a boundary with our relationship in regards to watching pornography and something happened..

quote:

About 6 months ago the topic of porn came up one night and my girlfriend and I discussed it. She told me that she had a favourite pornstar when she was younger, and she used to watch videos featuring him. She said she liked his look, his techniques and performance. I was surprised, as a guy I can't even name a pornstar besides maybe some of the generic ones I see on here? After that night, she came to me and sat me down one night after work, and said she is not comfortable with me watching porn and wants us to both agree not to watch porn. I was taken off guard because I did not think it was an issue, so I agreed. The next couple of months got....interesting to say the least.

When my girlfriend would come over, she would check the garbage beside my bed and claim she saw tissues with semen on them. I would dig them out and show her it's either: my despicable snot, or boogies She kept doing it every time she came over. I would laugh because I thought it was a joke or a running gag between us, but it became a routine week after week after week... I sat her down and explained clearly that I do not masturbate at all per our agreement, and porn is out of the picture. I told her you need to have faith in me because checking my garbage every time you come over is extremely unhealthy, and frankly just plain weird.

All was well for a few more months, she stopped checking my garbage, she trusted me more, and I never watched porn. At all. Porn has never been a big part of my life, so dropping it out of my life was easy. I didn't really need to change my lifestyle at all.
That was, until this happened.....

Saturday morning my girlfriend wanted to call her brother and asked to use my phone so I let her. I was cooking breakfast for us. I was frying bacon and the meat kept curling up and I was getting kinda mad, so I wanted to google how to prevent the bacon from curling up, and because my girlfriend was using my phone I decided to use google on hers. When I opened up her safari, I was horrified to say the least.

She had multiple tabs of porn open. They were all featuring the pornstar she had mentioned watching when she was younger. She had even googled stuff like "pornstars that look like so and so" All the porn was gangbang videos, all extremely hardcore and vulgar. My heart dropped and my stomach started turning. I felt sick to say the least. She was sitting a few feet away and saw my face in disguise and I guess it clicked for her, cause she told her brother she will call him right back.

She came to me and started saying stuff like "im sorry you found that, are you mad? Are you ok?" I was baffled. It was like she was apologizing for gettin caught..... I was completely floored. No wonder she pushed the no porn rule! Cause she was the one watching it! I didn't even know what to say so I just said "I feel so betrayed" we sat in silence for a few moments, then I started to ask her questions like did she watch it and then close it? Did she masturbate? One minute she said she felt guilty, the next she said she only started to masturbate, and next she said she felt bad about "getting off" from the videos. Eventually, she just walked over to the living room and just sat on the couch in silence. I finished cooking and we didn't say a word. I finally asked her "so is that all then?" And she snapped and said "well you're mad and nothing I say is going to help so what can I do?"

She has just kind of brushed it aside. She feels that it is "Just porn" and "what's the big deal?" I feel like my feelings are being completely undermined, or maybe I am overreacting?

Reddit, I need your opinion. How do you all feel about pornography in the relationship? Do you feel that she could of at least apologized? I want to know if I am overreacting here. Please help me.
the top-rated comment is, rightly,

quote:

Put the bacon in the pan cold and THEN turn the heat up. Let the bacon and pan heat up together. This should solve your bacon curling issue. You can achieve the same thing by cooking it in the oven on parchment paper, but this is America....so....yeah.

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 20:46 on May 2, 2017

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

It is just porn but she made it a huge deal, sever

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Why didn't he bring up the hypocrisy

Why do they never ask about that

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

WrenP-Complete posted:

I dreamt last night that I was pregnant and my partner and I were very excited to have our own baby Pnurtis.

But then there's the whole issue of a middle name!

Luckily the Marvel and DC universes are full of rich and vibrant names.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Blue Train posted:

It is just porn but she made it a huge deal, sever

ARE YOU WATCHING PORN BEHIND MY BACK?? :sever:

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

found a picture of the OP's "girlfriend"



seriously loving awful, I feel for that dude and his kids :(

My [22M] girlfriend [22F] of 2yrs pushed a boundary with our relationship in regards to watching pornography and something happened..

the top-rated comment is, rightly,

An adult human still calls them "boogies".

Barudak
May 7, 2007

CharlestheHammer posted:

Why didn't he bring up the hypocrisy

Why do they never ask about that

Because the answer is what they already know, that they account for less.

COOL CORN posted:

But then there's the whole issue of a middle name!

Luckily the Marvel and DC universes are full of rich and vibrant names.

Pnurtis P. Pendergass is the real name of minor Dazzler villain The Squalor.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

COOL CORN posted:

But then there's the whole issue of a middle name!

Luckily the Marvel and DC universes are full of rich and vibrant names.

Blackagar Boltagon is a mighty name

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Blue Train posted:

Don't name your children after nerd poo poo it is no different or better than naming them after some random brand or car or champagne

You can't keep me from naming my child GlaxoSmithKline, you brute.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

WrenP-Complete posted:

I dreamt last night that I was pregnant and my partner and I were very excited to have our own baby Pnurtis.

Was it a boy or a girl Pnurtis?

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WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Who What Now posted:

Was it a boy or a girl Pnurtis?

We didn't know. (And in my religion/culture we wouldn't know until after the birth.)

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