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TrustmeImLegit posted:If that oldschoolcommander guy is a troll he forgot the first rule of trolling. Your level of success is determined by how little effort (and how normal you are) you put in compared to the reaction it gets. If you find yourself writing paragraphs, odds are you are not trolling, and are putting effort in due to personal investment. The shorter, the better. The best troll is pissing people off with a "lol".
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May 2, 2017 18:31
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XK posted:I really hope whoever wrote all that got paid. Otherwise, sad! The funny thing is that that essay is the perfect answer to his OP
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May 2, 2017 18:32
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:He got at least to idiots writing essay-length rebuttals, he's got heaps of talent This is the only excuse to expend lots of effort on long form trolls; if you get other people to expend even more effort on their responses.
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May 2, 2017 18:33
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You should still be able to pull it off in a paragraph or two, otherwise spend your time on something else. Get in and get out.
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May 2, 2017 18:34
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TrustmeImLegit posted:Also the Friday show they keep reinventing is biweekly now. Where the hell did this come from?
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May 2, 2017 18:35
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May 2, 2017 18:36
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beep_boop posted:Well it looks like nobody learned anything by watching Star Citizen. loving $5000 packages.. what is wrong with people? Yes. Nobody else wants to be a millionaire and do next to nothing. Art maybe has to be good. The lies strong. Welcome to Kickstarter 2.0!
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May 2, 2017 18:37
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Colostomy Bag posted:Where the hell did this come from? random spectrum chat message. Where they usually hide things. This is to focus resources on the 'new player experience' https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/68oqez/cig_are_looking_for_feedback_on_the_new_player/
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May 2, 2017 18:38
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Somebody tell them the next logical step here is to write an official threat assessment. It's pretty much the only path left to take now.
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May 2, 2017 18:42
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TrustmeImLegit posted:random spectrum chat message. Where they usually hide things. This is to focus resources on the 'new player experience' It was also mentioned at the end of the most recent Citizen of the Stars.
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May 2, 2017 18:43
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The posts from the Star Citizen faithful are so close to troll posts I have trouble telling the difference. Yes, the game that is years overdue sure did show up those other games that actually came out. Also, I hope the game never comes out.
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The Titanic posted:Somebody tell them the next logical step here is to write an official threat assessment. It's pretty much the only path left to take now. You're just a 72 year old hater.
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May 2, 2017 18:44
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Abuminable posted:It was also mentioned at the end of the most recent Citizen of the Stars. I don't really watch commercials.
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May 2, 2017 18:46
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Colostomy Bag posted:This week's comm link: (My god, what a flaccid cock of effort put into this one) I <3 this. The short and to the point version had the word "sale" in every sentence of the first paragraph. Give, Citizen! Give!!! Buy... Er... donate today!!!
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May 2, 2017 18:47
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XK posted:If you find yourself writing paragraphs, odds are you are not trolling, and are putting effort in due to personal investment. This is exactly what happened to me. Back when I gave a poo poo I would put together huge effortposts and debate people. Then when I stopped caring I just responded to most Tweets with "LOL" and moved on.
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May 2, 2017 18:49
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XK posted:The posts from the Star Citizen faithful are so close to troll posts I have trouble telling the difference. Star Citizen chased COD away from futuristic shooters. Its not like they made like 5 in a row and decided to stop. No. Star citizen showed them all up with how epic star marine was. But wait. I thought game dev took 7 years minimum. I'm confused.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:If that oldschoolcommander guy is a troll he forgot the first rule of trolling. Your level of success is determined by how little effort (and how normal you are) you put in compared to the reaction it gets. double-reverse troll 
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TrustmeImLegit posted:random spectrum chat message. Where they usually hide things. This is to focus resources on the 'new player experience' lmao Glad to see subscriber funds going solely to fund these things they are cutting back on.
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May 2, 2017 18:51
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Samizdata posted:Okay, I will grant you the Miss Awesome, however, I feel your story of your career change is pure FUD. Last time we heard you were doing SCIENCE! on SCIENCE! street. Just the facts, ma'am, just the facts. I've got many talents.  The only way to be anything at all is to be everything. -Ryan Archer
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May 2, 2017 18:52
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Colostomy Bag posted:This week's comm link: (My god, what a flaccid cock of effort put into this one) I automatically skimmed over this before, but this is barely english. It's CIG created words with english language structure in between. If you actually take the time to look at the words, it's completely insane. XK fucked around with this message at 18:54 on May 2, 2017 |
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May 2, 2017 18:51
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grimcreaper posted:Who is fuzzy again? Star Citizen that was close to the 'inner circle' as he had a fetish for designing spaceships; The Polaris was one of his designs, and he was a fairly prolific poster. I believe that he was also over here for a while. Also a personal windmill and lazy hook in the water for concern posting. MilesK posted:Fuzzy raped his daughter. Still not sure why people think it's funny. Alleged. He still needs his ten minutes in court. Colostomy Bag posted:Appreciate jury duty. If it is your first time you learn quite a bit. Especially if the venue is space court. Yeah, I hate that people avoid it, mainly because you could actually make a difference. Sure, it's a pain in the rear end, but it's a civic loving duty.
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EightAce posted:ssss Well, that was cryptic...
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May 2, 2017 18:55
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I mean, c'mon. If they're going to give us cute names, I demand a T-shirt. XL. It's the height, not the weight.
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May 2, 2017 18:55
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XK posted:If you find yourself writing paragraphs, odds are you are not trolling, and are putting effort in due to personal investment. I spent 4k on ships.
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May 2, 2017 18:57
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StarBegotten posted:Well, that was cryptic... our sleeper got the message and is now activated
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May 2, 2017 18:56
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ManofManyAliases posted:I spent 4k on ships. See this is how you do it. But you lose points because anyone can go to a place and say insanely stupid things. Like I got banned from RSI for saying I think its highly unlikely that 3.0 would come out in December and Chris probably knows that. One sentence. Normal opinion, people flipped out and I got banned for ten years from their site. True Trolling.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:This is exactly what happened to me. Back when I gave a poo poo I would put together huge effortposts and debate people. Then when I stopped caring I just responded to most Tweets with "LOL" and moved on. Ah I remember those days. I'm glad you don't do that any more. Although I do miss the 10 for the Chairthumb transcripts.
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May 2, 2017 18:59
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:This is exactly what happened to me. Back when I gave a poo poo I would put together huge effortposts and debate people. Then when I stopped caring I just responded to most Tweets with "LOL" and moved on. Yup, doesn't even have to actually be trolling. Short form effortless responses are the best way to deal with people who clearly are ideologically motivated to have no interest or attention in your argument. Only spend your effort where it's worthwhile.
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May 2, 2017 18:59
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Quavers posted:
It's ok, his donation to the cause was what was important. The gifts are just gifts, not critical. He should be happy he was able to participate with such a finely crafter software project to begin with. He should thank whoever took his account so now he can just donate even harder!
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ManofManyAliases posted:I spent 4k on ships.  Although all jokes aside, MoMA is one of the most effective trolls we've had so far. The sheer number of goons who
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ManofManyAliases posted:I spent 4k on ships. I spent 5.5k on a collapsed sewer line so that guys could dig up my yard with a backhoe, and make my toilet work. Your ships can't help you poo poo.
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May 2, 2017 19:03
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May 2, 2017 19:04
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I got plastered and spent like 200 bucks on clash of clans crap. Couldn't imagine spending thousands of dollars sober for nothing.
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May 2, 2017 19:05
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Ask me about my late night Mechwarrior:Online purchase history some time lol.
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May 2, 2017 19:06
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Colostomy Bag posted:From Robert's bio on the site: So what were you known for, Chris? Write it for us! Please! Tell us all you know! Looking forward to the transcription of him talking shop with actual people who know what they are talking about and show him up. Tell them about server meshes and the 10,000 player limit and the instances inside instances that look into each other through other instances!!!! Please Chris! This is your moment to show all those chumps up because they "didn't think of it"!!!
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May 2, 2017 19:09
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Beet Wagon posted:Ask me about my late night Mechwarrior:Online purchase history some time lol. I bought the Taken King on the basis that it might make Destiny good. It didn't.
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May 2, 2017 19:13
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I got married and was suckered into the adorable daughter content pack.
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$5.5k is worth it so I can spend the rest of my life using a modern toilet. What did your $4k in ships get you, MoMA?
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