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Who What Now posted:Was it a boy or a girl Pnurtis? It was a bigolry
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# ? May 2, 2017 21:06 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 03:29 |
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I know a family whose kids all got conventional first names and eccentric middle names, and were allowed to formally choose which to go by on their thirteenth birthdays. They're all in their thirties now. Four siblings, named Loki, Pluto, Jessica and Laura. Letting thirteen-year-old boys name themselves maybe not the best idea.
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# ? May 2, 2017 21:08 |
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This is how you make your kids become juggalos.
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# ? May 2, 2017 21:16 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:We didn't know. (And in my religion/culture we wouldn't know until after the birth.) I didn't know that. You're very educational, Wren.
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# ? May 2, 2017 21:17 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:We didn't know. (And in my religion/culture we wouldn't know until after the birth.) In Korea you just need to start asking what color to paint the nursery to get around that legal problem.
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# ? May 2, 2017 21:28 |
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Barudak posted:In Korea you just need to start asking what color to paint the nursery to get around that legal problem. black
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# ? May 2, 2017 21:30 |
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Pnurtis is almost an anagram for Rasputin. Maybe every time he reincarnates he gets one less letter in his name.
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# ? May 2, 2017 21:42 |
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Blue Train posted:???? Using water balloons is environmentally damaging.
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# ? May 2, 2017 21:43 |
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Day # 735 where goons are trying to make Pnurtis a thing. Let's hope it goes as well as the docevil eggs challenge. I enjoy all contrived forms of humor where you gotta repeat the joke hundreds of times, and people slowly wander into the thread, repeating the dumb joke. "Am I doing it right" the goon says, repeating the formula he sees others repeating. There it is. The doors to comedy heaven open and the goon enters.
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# ? May 2, 2017 22:06 |
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I [18 F] found videos of me in the bathroom on my brother's [16 M] computerquote:I hope this is the right place for this kind of a post.
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# ? May 2, 2017 22:06 |
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Haifisch posted:I [18 F] found videos of me in the bathroom on my brother's [16 M] computer How is this even a question
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# ? May 2, 2017 22:10 |
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Haifisch posted:I [18 F] found videos of me in the bathroom on my brother's [16 M] computer
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# ? May 2, 2017 22:11 |
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Day # 735 where goons are trying to make Pnurtis a thing. Let's hope it goes as well as the docevil eggs challenge. I enjoy all contrived forms of humor where you gotta repeat the joke hundreds of times, and people slowly wander into the thread, repeating the dumb joke. "Am I doing it right" the goon says, repeating the formula he sees others repeating. There it is. The doors to comedy heaven open and the goon enters. Lol go into pyf and ask them about Enrique sometime
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# ? May 2, 2017 22:19 |
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Day # 735 where goons are trying to make Pnurtis a thing. Let's hope it goes as well as the docevil eggs challenge. I enjoy all contrived forms of humor where you gotta repeat the joke hundreds of times, and people slowly wander into the thread, repeating the dumb joke. "Am I doing it right" the goon says, repeating the formula he sees others repeating. There it is. The doors to comedy heaven open and the goon enters. Dunk a dill pickle, realdo
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# ? May 2, 2017 22:26 |
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Day # 735 where goons are trying to make Pnurtis a thing. Let's hope it goes as well as the docevil eggs challenge. I enjoy all contrived forms of humor where you gotta repeat the joke hundreds of times, and people slowly wander into the thread, repeating the dumb joke. "Am I doing it right" the goon says, repeating the formula he sees others repeating. There it is. The doors to comedy heaven open and the goon enters. You can be in the friend club too, don't be shy.
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# ? May 2, 2017 22:28 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:I [29 F] am pregnant with twins, my fiance [26 M] wants to give them stupid names. Why not? It worked for this kid. quote:Ham Sandwiches posted: Agreed. Everyone knows Megbert is a way better name anyway.
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# ? May 2, 2017 22:31 |
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Day # 735 where goons are trying to make Pnurtis a thing. Let's hope it goes as well as the docevil eggs challenge. I enjoy all contrived forms of humor where you gotta repeat the joke hundreds of times, and people slowly wander into the thread, repeating the dumb joke. "Am I doing it right" the goon says, repeating the formula he sees others repeating. There it is. The doors to comedy heaven open and the goon enters.
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# ? May 2, 2017 22:39 |
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Haifisch posted:I [18 F] found videos of me in the bathroom on my brother's [16 M] computer How many comments said she shouldn't have snooped?
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# ? May 2, 2017 22:38 |
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"bin" is a particle that indicates "son of/ descendant of" so the full name is "batman son of superman." THE OMEGAVERSE STRIKES AGAIN!
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# ? May 2, 2017 22:40 |
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Look, it's weird to snoop in a folder where you're expecting to find someone else's porn, but that is so far down the list of concerns at this point
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# ? May 2, 2017 22:55 |
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I like that they are so frequently accessed that it's at the top of the menu
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# ? May 2, 2017 23:05 |
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Also that there are fifty videos in two months
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# ? May 2, 2017 23:06 |
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Blue Train posted:Nothing wrong with her not working if he's capable of providing for both of them and has been for however long if she has something better to do maybe. if she just doesn't want to get a job because being an adult is too hard she needs daily therapy or
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# ? May 2, 2017 23:19 |
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Haifisch posted:I [18 F] found videos of me in the bathroom on my brother's [16 M] computer quote:I feel guilty that it might be a bit of my fault. In the past year or so I have started going on dates, and was trying to learn how to be more attractive. I wanted to see if I could get my brother's attention, so I started changing clothes while he was in the room and let him see me wear a thong, or me in just my bra and underwear. I know this doesn't justify what he has done, but I feel guilty this might have encouraged him...
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# ? May 2, 2017 23:22 |
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And the one handed post reveals itself, moist in the mornings Mountain Dew.
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# ? May 2, 2017 23:24 |
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spite house posted:Bullllllshiiiiitttttttt Oh, it's a guy jacking himself off E: gently caress
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# ? May 2, 2017 23:24 |
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EVERY MORNING I OPEN PALM SLAP MY PUSSY IN THE BATHROOM AFTER SHAVING IT BALD. I SLAP IT AND SLAP IT HARD MAKING ASIAN WHIMPERING NOISES THE WHOLE TIME. TWO HOURS EVERY MORNING BEFORE BREAKFAST. MY BROTHER HAS BEEN RECORDING ME THIS WHOLE TIME REDDIT, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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# ? May 2, 2017 23:30 |
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*In an extremely Reddit voice* Men are such pigs /sends private message asking for pics
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# ? May 2, 2017 23:35 |
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Are we doing a theme? Let's do a theme. SIBLINGS I (18F) just found out my brother (20M) has been catfishing me. quote:I'm not sure where to start. Honestly, I can't believe this is happening. It feels like a nightmare and all I want to do is wake up.
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# ? May 2, 2017 23:43 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Are we doing a theme? Gonna say the brother was misguidedly trying to build her self confidence assuming he didn't get nudes or anything
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# ? May 2, 2017 23:44 |
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Blue Train posted:Gonna say the brother was misguidedly trying to build her self confidence assuming he didn't get nudes or anything My idea, too.
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# ? May 2, 2017 23:49 |
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Yeah, I didn't bring a side order of incest. Sorry?
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# ? May 2, 2017 23:55 |
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Sorry, but there's no way that camera story isn't entirely fake. If I've ever read something that was written one handed, that would definitely be it. I know we say it's more fun to believe things are true but come the gently caress on
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# ? May 2, 2017 23:55 |
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It's the 16 yr old brother
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# ? May 3, 2017 00:09 |
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Pick posted:Good move, he is afraid of light and most forms of goodness. He's kinda like Dracula's fat awkward brother who gets sustenance from double-chins
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# ? May 3, 2017 00:09 |
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we need a palette cleanser, have a story with at least one genuinely good human being in it I [27M] have practically raising my landlords [60sF] grandchildren [13F/9F], I want to move to a different city quote:4 years ago I moved out of a toxic living environment, half way across the country, with about $800 cash and no job, but a great education and credentials in an in demand field, I just needed to get on my feet.
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# ? May 3, 2017 00:12 |
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Coming at you from r/legaladvice [Pennsylvania] Husband is divorcing me over sons asthma. He only wants to see our daughter and not our son. quote:
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# ? May 3, 2017 00:36 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:Pnurtis is almost an anagram for Rasputin. Maybe every time he reincarnates he gets one less letter in his name.
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# ? May 3, 2017 00:36 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Coming at you from r/legaladvice Ice cold
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# ? May 3, 2017 00:36 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Coming at you from r/legaladvice No judge in the world would allow this, right? Like, for sure, the first question would be "Why are you only seeking custody of your son?" and if the dad says the actual reason, he'd be turbofucked?
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