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HycoCam posted:Seems to have something to do with school and that learning to read thing. No longer the willing turret gunner in training, mine is quickly winning the battle forcing me to learn Minecraft. This is cool and good.
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HycoCam posted:Seems to have something to do with school and that learning to read thing. No longer the willing turret gunner in training, mine is quickly winning the battle forcing me to learn Minecraft. Just made me remember Microsoft paid $2.5 billion for Minecraft after it came out of peak popularity. Maybe there are worse decisions than putting money into Star Citizen.
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Sabreseven posted:If someone could please get some Star Marine footage and in "Crobblers corner" have him doing that derpy walk on the homemande VR platform he did years ago, that would be great http://i.imgur.com/25PhkgP.gifv
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Holy poo poo ha ha
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XK posted:Just made me remember Microsoft paid $2.5 billion for Minecraft after it came out of peak popularity. Maybe there are worse decisions than putting money into Star Citizen. Minecraft is actually doing very very well for Microsoft. quote:Microsoft is revealing today that Minecraft has now reached the 100 million sale milestone, having sold 53,000 copies per day during the course of 2016.
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Chin posted:If you want to subject yourself to the stream mentioned earlier where Chris talks about creating a game where you can do anything anywhere: 3:37:00 onwards I noticed something a bit odd. "In the first version of the baby PU, you had 3, uh, 3 or 4 different space stations you could fly to" Really Chris? Honestly? There's only two now you retarded fuckstick!!
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The thread is amazing again.
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Sabreseven posted:3:37:00 onwards I noticed something a bit odd. Yeah but if you fly to one then fly to the other twice that's four right there
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ManofManyAliases posted:I spent 4k on ships. lol
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Thankyou Fuctifino, you're my hero
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peter gabriel posted:Yeah but if you fly to one then fly to the other twice that's four right there Checks out.
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How will you feel? I don't have a loving clue.
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Nellistos posted:How will you feel? I feel in relation to one of the latest glitches, the landing on what looks like a lovely moon will be trumpeted in a wobbly fashion thus: Protected by spoiler tags as, well, it's not bad but not work/kiddie safe. Sabreseven fucked around with this message at 01:09 on May 3, 2017 |
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MarcusSA posted:Minecraft is actually doing very very well for Microsoft. EDIT: That's nearly $500 mil alone in just game sales too, that's money CIG can only dream about. CrazyTolradi fucked around with this message at 01:14 on May 3, 2017 |
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Mirificus fucked around with this message at 01:18 on May 3, 2017 |
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Sabreseven posted:3:37:00 onwards I noticed something a bit odd. When you pretend to be a real developer by only watching videos the real developers send you and playing motion capture director, it quickly becomes painfully obvious when you are asked basic questions about your game and know nothing. I'm sure to the die hard people donating and buying into this mess it's totally acceptable. I mean, what real developer could possibly answer basic questions about their game after it being in development for five years? Logically they may as well just call it loving finished and announce Star Citizen 2: Coming Out This Time Honest Guys and start a new Kickstarter.
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Mirificus fucked around with this message at 01:27 on May 3, 2017 |
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The Titanic posted:When you pretend to be a real developer by only watching videos the real developers send you and playing motion capture director, it quickly becomes painfully obvious when you are asked basic questions about your game and know nothing. Star Citizen 2 : The Stimpire Strikes back Star Citizen 2 : A New Kickstarter Star Citizen 2 : The Glitch Wars Star Citizen 2 : Attack of the Bald Clones Star Citizen 2 : The Farce Awakens and so on
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Lol another kickstarter with stretch goals? In 2017? It's like people can't loving learn.
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I miss the ouya and xbone days. One year of lurking was enough to drown in tears and salt. I lurk, play catch up, read posts and smartblogs, under the constant fear that this charade ends with an anti climactic E.L.E. Ghost Citizens pretending that never cared, and lovely press beating a 3 years dead horse. Goons will be trolled regardless of the outcome. Tell me otherwise. Tell me there will be pitchforks, shadowy figures knocking doors, lawsuits.
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Why does he provides so many kiss of deaths.
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Nellistos posted:I miss the ouya and xbone days. One year of lurking was enough to drown in tears and salt. ELE of any description = Goons win, DS was right. Game comes out and is good = Goons win, Goons form fleets and kill Citizens for lolz. Game comes out and is bad = Goons win, game is laughed at, many refunds happen, Goons form fleets and kill Citizens for lolz. I reckon there will be pitchforks though and not the limp player organised one to hunt awfully designed npc's, definitely some form of ELE. Time will tell how it goes. Zzr posted:Why does he provides so many kiss of deaths. He is the "Angel Investor Of Death".
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I'm really not looking forward to the boyfriend QRT game. Fortunately I already got the shotgun mod. Never fun, but don't jump to conclusions ten years from now. Raise them right and things will be A-Ok+++. And yeah, I own a shotgun as well. Who the hell doesn't?
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90 gays, 2 weak tops
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Don't know if I never noticed before, or if my middle aged brain is just riddled with memory deficit, but I know I recognize the name HycoCam from this thread, so here's a belated "welcome to the party pal", just in case I didn't give you one back when you joined.
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Sabreseven posted:3:37:00 onwards I noticed something a bit odd. It's basically a repeat of him seeing the in-game chat for the first time and trashing it, then just being generally baffled about sitting in front of a computer with his magnum opus running on it. He has no idea whatsoever about his project, either through sheer incompetence, disinterest, or people placating him with lies because he is too difficult to deal with. There are so many unforced and accidental reveals about the true competency of this project's leadership. These moments are where actual truths are inadvertently revealed by the Chairman himself. How many red flags do you need?
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CrazyTolradi posted:Not to mention all the bank they're making on merchandise licensing and sales, kids loving love this stuff. Minecraft isn't a bad property to own. It definitely brings in money, probably more on merchandise than actual game sales. I still think $2.5 billion was a bit much, and it was past its peak when that price was paid. Congratulation to Notch, though. Whip up some low graphic buildy-thingy game in Java, turn it into a multi-billion $ payday. I wish I could be just like Notch; sitting around all alone with my autistic self in my $70 million dollar hilltop Beverly Hills mansion, with a $200,000 candy room, drowning in money.
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Killing the thread with 4 posts in a row in 50 minutes (where'd all you guys go?). Remember when a new member came in here saying he was trying to decrypt the recipe posts to figure out the secret goon communications, and then realized they were literally just recipes? Good times. Anyway, the thread isn't for Fyre Festival anymore. Beet, or Beer, I'd like to see "Ghost wandering internet time" get its well deserved moment as thread title.
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XK posted:It's basically a repeat of him seeing the in-game chat for the first time and trashing it, then just being generally baffled about sitting in front of a computer with his magnum opus running on it. He has no idea whatsoever about his project, either through sheer incompetence, disinterest, or people placating him with lies because he is too difficult to deal with.forgot if t forgot if it got quoted already but still: when you're wearing rose-tinted glasses all the red flags just look like flags
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Sabreseven posted:Star Citizen 2 : The Stimpire Strikes back Star Citizen Episode 42: The Same Hope
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XK posted:Minecraft isn't a bad property to own. It definitely brings in money, probably more on merchandise than actual game sales. I still think $2.5 billion was a bit much, and it was past its peak when that price was paid. he looks ike an egg tho
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XK posted:Minecraft isn't a bad property to own. It definitely brings in money, probably more on merchandise than actual game sales. I still think $2.5 billion was a bit much, and it was past its peak when that price was paid. Yeah, Minecraft on PC peaked ages ago, but moving it to console was the smartest thing Mojang ever did.
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grimcreaper posted:Who is fuzzy again? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3773270&perpage=40&pagenumber=4#post465759410
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The Titanic posted:I'm busy Photoshopping for refunds to post from random non related refunds. Also getting ready to whip out ConcernedSCFan776 on Reddit shortly to begin the next stage of the operation. Can't 'shop worth the proverbial tinker's drat, but I have dibs on LenFleshly to follow up on ConcernedSCFan776's play.
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The Titanic posted:Looking forward to the inevitable news of Roberts appearance. I guess they won't ask him any actual development questions and just sort of let him go crazy and talk a lot about nothing and lies. OTOH, John has been a part of pretty universally considered as epic, technology changing game released. (Okay, YES, I LIKED RAGE and I still replay it every so often.)
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Samizdata posted:OTOH, John has been a part of pretty universally considered as epic, technology changing game released. e: No I meant the grammar not the message Spatial fucked around with this message at 22:53 on May 3, 2017 |
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