Congress is openly mocking the War on Drugs and the free press has been helldumping the President, what a nice way to wake up
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Lol Donald Trump is cutting funding for domestic antiterrorism programs, many of which were put in place because the United States once had 1000 bombings a year. I'm very excited.
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:22 |
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my new dog posted:donald trump is my friend and will post in this thread next thursday Train him to e/n, I think I can get him to take some LSD on national television
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:25 |
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Quidam Viator posted:Yes, I voted for Trump because I was SURE that principled opposition to the GOP could never destroy them as much as putting them in power, and.... WELP. Get a load of this whippersnapper who was still in diapers during the bush admin
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:27 |
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turn off the TV posted:Lol Donald Trump is cutting funding for domestic antiterrorism programs, many of which were put in place because the United States once had 1000 bombings a year. Trump admin getting antsy waiting for that reichstag fire?
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:28 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:Lmao "a lecher" How long until an investigation reveals the link between Trump and Rene Chang?
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:27 |
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"I want to stop the terrorists! But programs for stopping them cost too much. I have a friend- everyone says they know him- he told me that he's a terrorist catcher and that the terrorists are pouring in, folks! Just pouring in. The terrorsists. Pouring in. I asked him- my friend- 'how is the program?' 'Not good, it costs too much and they keep pouring in' so I think we need to stop spending so much on an obsolete program so that we can stop the terrorists" -Donald Jersey Trump, president of the United States (lol)
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:29 |
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Smirr posted:“Great president. Most people don’t even know he was a Republican, right?” Trump said of Abraham Lincoln during the National Republican Congressional Committee Dinner in March, referring to the most famous Republican. “Does anyone know? Lot of people don’t know that.” It's always funny when Trump drops a knowledge bomb and explains a well known fact like "Lincoln was a Republican". Because when he says poo poo like "not many people know that" what he actually means is he didn't know until a few minutes ago when someone explained it to him. But since he only just found out it's assumed to be an obscure tidbit, rather than the kind of basic information picked up if you paid even the slightest bit of attention in a history class. He's very obviously trying to impress with his deep insights, and it's loving pathetic. "Abe Lincoln wore a bigly hat and got shot in a theatre, great man, a great friend of mine, he died...not many people know that."
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:30 |
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I bet trump is a goon
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:28 |
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https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/859817158808829952
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:29 |
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Nobody knew holy war could be so complicated
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turn off the TV posted:Lol Donald Trump is cutting funding for domestic antiterrorism programs, many of which were put in place because the United States once had 1000 bombings a year. Step 1: defund homeland security. Step 2: promote "see something say something" by throwing any people who have ever interacted with a "terrorist" into privatized supermax prison. Step 3: declare victory. Step 4: lol.
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:32 |
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https://www.forbes.com/sites/chasewithorn/2017/05/03/donald-trump-has-been-lying-about-the-size-of-his-penthouse/ Trump has been lying about how big his penthouse is because of course he has been. It's 1/3 the size he claims, he lied about not having a neighbor, that he leased space on his floor to Michael Jackson and he says he lives on space that just has mechanical and service facilities.
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:32 |
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It's basically like the civil war, nbd
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:34 |
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true, true..
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:34 |
"World war 2, it was a, you've heard about this right? Yeah, it was a, you know with the germans and the british? Yeah. Hitler, you know you can say what you want, horrible man, but he got some things done, right? Anyway, if I was alive at the time... he built the autobahn, did you know that? It's still working, good streets, tremendous, you can go so fast. If I was alive at the time, I could have, I believe, said "Hitler, let's make a deal. War is, it's bad, you don't need that. We can work something" out. I believe that, he was a smart man, a bad man, maybe, yes, but smart. Anyway, nobody knows what his last name was, can you believe that? It's always just `Hitler´, nobody calls him by his last name. "
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Son of Rodney posted:"World war 2, it was a, you've heard about this right? Yeah, it was a, you know with the germans and the british? Yeah. Hitler, you know you can say what you want, horrible man, but he got some things done, right? Anyway, if I was alive at the time... he built the autobahn, did you know that? It's still working, good streets, tremendous, you can go so fast. If I was alive at the time, I could have, I believe, said "Hitler, let's make a deal. War is, it's bad, you don't need that. We can work something" out. I believe that, he was a smart man, a bad man, maybe, yes, but smart. Anyway, nobody knows what his last name was, can you believe that? It's always just `Hitler´, nobody calls him by his last name. " nice conclusion, did a lol
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haljordan posted:The Washington Post has clearly taken the lead in flagrantly making GBS threads all over Trump and I love it Big league lols over here, at this.
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haljordan posted:The Washington Post has clearly taken the lead in flagrantly making GBS threads all over Trump and I love it Dos loles
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:44 |
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israel, palestine, have you thought about just umm talking about it?
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:45 |
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Please slow the lol rate, it's making me ill! I took a peep at the Trump is fine thread drat near killed me, and now all this!
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:45 |
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A reporter needs to ask Trump about how the I/P conflict began.
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:46 |
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Chomp8645 posted:How long until an investigation reveals the link between Trump and Rene Chang?
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:49 |
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turn off the TV posted:A reporter needs to ask Trump about how the I/P conflict began. That's the thing, everyone forgot, and now it's just fighting.
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# ? May 3, 2017 18:51 |
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Hey guys remember when he fired those missiles and peeps were saying 'now he's president '? Lol
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sugar free jazz posted:israel, palestine, have you thought about just umm talking about it? oooooh how quickly you all forget about Trumps first few weeks in office where he revealed himself as the worlds greatest peacemaker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfsAXznUoBM Netanyahu laughs out loud a minute in, because of how brilliant and simple the plan is. Trump managed to find the solution that had evaded Israel's and Palestine's peace negotiations for years!
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# ? May 3, 2017 19:03 |
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"I want the solution that both sides want." Donald Jizz-magician Trump, president of the United states, presumably after being asked to give an example of someone who does not know the meaning of "conflict"
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# ? May 3, 2017 19:14 |
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One weird trick that a mentally challenged elderly obese man came up with to stop all war and make the best deals, Democrats hate him!
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I Was The Fury posted:One weird trick that a mentally challenged elderly obese man came up with to stop all war and make the best deals, Democrats hate him!
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haljordan posted:The Washington Post has clearly taken the lead in flagrantly making GBS threads all over Trump and I love it lol, I knew I was in for a wild ride when I read "A trucker"
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# ? May 3, 2017 19:18 |
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"You know, a lot of people don't know this, but someone very smart, a lot of people actually, told me that nobody really knows this. The J in Donald J Trump, you know, my name, I'm good friends with him. They say the J in my name, which is the name people elected, we got the most electoral votes, 307, they said it could never be done- democrats won't stop bringing the election up, don't they know I won? I got the most votes, everyone tells me that- it stands for [unintelligible]" Donald [unintelligible] Trump, president of the United states
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# ? May 3, 2017 19:20 |
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Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us
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# ? May 3, 2017 19:23 |
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In an interview for US TV channel PBS, the Republican presidential nominee’s biographer Michael D’Antonio claimed the candidate's father, Fred Trump, had taught him that the family’s success was genetic. He said: “The family subscribes to a racehorse theory of human development. “They believe that there are superior people and that if you put together the genes of a superior woman and a superior man, you get a superior offspring.” He said: “Well I think I was born with the drive for success because I have a certain gene. The PBS documentary featured clips of Mr Trump on the campaign trial claiming that he “believes in the gene thing” and saying he had a “very high aptitude”. It also ran footage of previous interviews from the real estate magnate's time as a reality TV star in which he shared his thoughts on the subject, including a 2010 interview with CNN. “I'm a gene believer... Hey, when you connect two race horses, you usually end up with a fast horse. “I had a good gene pool from the standpoint of that, so I was pretty much driven.” Mr Trump has become notorious for his bravado on the campaign trail and claimed he could solve problems that have plagued policymakers for decades with ease because he is a “smart guy”.
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# ? May 3, 2017 19:26 |
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You know who else was a gene believer?
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# ? May 3, 2017 19:27 |
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Two of the GOP hold-outs on the health care bill, Fred Upton and Billy Long, have decided vote YES after meeting with Trump. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/gop-health-bill-gains-new-life-as-key-holdouts-pledge-support/ar-BBAHD5n Get ready for even more hosed up health costs, America!
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# ? May 3, 2017 19:29 |
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https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/859760152093831168
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Blue Train posted:Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us It's a little weird that I can't tell the difference between parody and what's real now.
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Scary! posted:It's a little weird that I can't tell the difference between parody and what's real now. embrace the darkness
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# ? May 3, 2017 19:36 |
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reality is more senseless and generally sad and depressing
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Scary! posted:It's a little weird that I can't tell the difference between parody and what's real now. It's real, lol Blue Train posted:You know who else was a gene believer? Well Daddy Trump was in all likelihood a Klanner and is known to have given instructions to his agents "not to rent to blacks", so this comparison doesn't exactly seem to be too far-fetched
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