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I mean, let us be real, the odds that you are going to be promoted have a lot more to do with how you look and smell then whether or not you are exactly the 100% best at whatever position you are in currently. If anything, you should want the very best people for that position to stay in that position, and then promote the man who smells really good so that you can smell him more often. I think I have told the story of how my mother found out my father's bosses favorite type of candy in the course of endearing herself to my fathers bosses wife and immediately ensured that my father always has a bowl of that candy on his desk at all times. If you were wondering whether he got a large raise almost immediately, the answer is yes.
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[21/M] broke up with my girlfriend [21/F] and my roommate went over to her house.quote:u/Aggie_Bruh This is all pretty middle of the road, but having sex doesn't seem to me to be the best way to "seal the deal" of a breakup. I'm a bit of a prude compared to many though.
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May 3, 2017 19:03
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Milotic posted:[21/M] broke up with my girlfriend [21/F] and my roommate went over to her house. You broke up with her dude doesn't matter if he banged her
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May 3, 2017 19:04
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Or the best woman. Sit on your rear end and ply video games man can do that assuming he has a rock solid understanding of his SOs body frame and workplce clotthing trends so everybody at work refers to her fashion as "impeccable" before resuming to trash that fresh from college girl who keeps wearing clubbing outfits.
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Barudak posted:Or the best woman. Sit on your rear end and ply video games man can do that assuming he has a rock solid understanding of his SOs body frame and workplce clotthing trends so everybody at work refers to her fashion as "impeccable" before resuming to trash that fresh from college girl who keeps wearing clubbing outfits. Oprah's husband knew that Oprah looked really good in Ellen Tracey and it was a brand that she really liked. However, Oprah became so heavy at one point that she no longer fit into Ellen Tracey suits. So what her husband did was find the suits that would look best on her, buy two of the largest size, and have them taken to an expert tailor who would splice them together into the same suit in a larger size. I forget how she eventually found out, but that is some good husband work right there.
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May 3, 2017 19:13
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Pick posted:Oprah's husband knew that Oprah looked really good in Ellen Tracey and it was a brand that she really liked. However, Oprah became so heavy at one point that she no longer fit into Ellen Tracey suits. So what her husband did was find the suits that would look best on her, buy two of the largest size, and have them taken to an expert tailor who would splice them together into the same suit in a larger size. I forget how she eventually found out, but that is some good husband work right there. This is extremely funny but a good husband would have gotten her to lose weight
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May 3, 2017 19:16
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It's weird to me how many people itt and in that reddit thread are pro-merged accounts before marriage. Heck half the purpose of marriage is legal protections for stuff like that. Make a joint account sure, but don't merge until you're legally married.
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Blue Train posted:This is extremely funny but a good husband would have gotten her to lose weight Oh hell no. If anything, that is your brand manager's job. Or you manufacture a false flag operation that causes them to be ashamed of their weight, perhaps on your behalf. A proper professional spouse, if they know what they are doing, is always your ultimate supporter and confidant.
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ArbitraryC posted:It's weird to me how many people itt and in that reddit thread are pro-merged accounts before marriage. Heck half the purpose of marriage is legal protections for stuff like that. Make a g\joint account sure, but don't merge until you're legally married. Nah, Im with you. The point of Marriage is to bind your finances, until that point a joint with separate personals is fine and anything more is just flirting with disaster.
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May 3, 2017 19:18
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Pick posted:you manufacture a false flag operation that causes them to be ashamed of their weight See this would have been good hsubanding
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May 3, 2017 19:17
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Suggest exotic vacation, put tapeworm eggs in her moscow mule
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Blue Train posted:See this would have been good hsubanding For all we know, he did. And if he did, and did it right, we will never know. A good spouse is not the US government, they can keep a loving secret.
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May 3, 2017 19:21
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here's a short one: How "used" is your girlfriends mattress, is it a big deal or get rid of it? quote:GUys and gals of reddit!! Recently found out my girlfriend has had her bed since she was 18 (she's 30, I'm 40), 5 years together. I realize that means she's had God knows how many partners in that thing (cause I know she no prude and swings both ways), previous marriage maybe? etc. and now me. Saying she should get rid of it but she thinks it's fine. Am I over reacting?/ I feel like by now it's like a brothel mattress! Your thoughts? I mean 14 years is obviously in the "it should be replaced" zone regardless but it's kinda funny how transparently he's projecting his views on how much mileage his girlfriend has onto their mattress.
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May 3, 2017 19:25
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After only five years, 30% of your mattresse's weight is made of super floppy vagina
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May 3, 2017 19:27
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Blue Train posted:See this would have been good hsubanding She did eventually lose the weight, so how do you know he didn't do that? 
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May 3, 2017 19:28
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"Hum... yes, it's all loose and sagging this mattress, look at all the stains and abuse marks on this mattress I'm currently looking at, yes what a whore of a mattress."
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May 3, 2017 19:26
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Pick posted:For all we know, he did. And if he did, and did it right, we will never know. A good spouse is not the US government, they can keep a loving secret. Who What Now posted:She did eventually lose the weight, so how do you know he didn't do that? 
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May 3, 2017 19:28
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don't skimp on your mattress people, if you can manage to swing the finances for a good one, you never ever regret it. also don't use the same one for 14 years. dude is still a giant babyman though
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Milotic posted:[21/M] broke up with my girlfriend [21/F] and my roommate went over to her house. don't gently caress exes. They have even less than zero interest in your health and being honest about what they've done since the break-up.
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Pick posted:After only five years, 30% of your mattresse's weight is made of super floppy vagina good luck sleeping now, imagining all the vagina corpses you recline on nightly!
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May 3, 2017 19:32
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WoodrowSkillson posted:don't skimp on your mattress people, if you can manage to swing the finances for a good one, you never ever regret it. also don't use the same one for 14 years. I love our new king-sized bed and the power frame we got with it. Being able to raise the bed into a recliner position owns so hard.
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May 3, 2017 19:34
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:good luck sleeping now, imagining all the vagina corpses you recline on nightly! I hear vaginas are like snakes and shed their skin every year. Confirm/deny?
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May 3, 2017 19:40
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Gorilla Salad posted:I hear vaginas are like snakes and shed their skin every year. Confirm/deny? Yes, but they immediately consume them both to conserve resources and to not leave evidence that can be tracked by predators.
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May 3, 2017 19:40
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My[26M] Girlfriend [22F] just got in a fight about me being on my phone while she's naked?quote:So she doesn't feel comfortable with me pointing the back of my phone at her while she is naked. I'm just on the internet, not in the camera app, and in a normal, relaxed position (the way I was sitting, it wasn't like I was pointing it at her to make it look like I was taking a picture). Okay, on one hand dude just point your phone in a different direction while you browse/text. On the other hand, she can gently caress right off
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May 3, 2017 19:42
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Gorilla Salad posted:I hear vaginas are like snakes and shed their skin every year. Confirm/deny? Yes but it's more like every four weeks
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If anything, having her "independently" "uncover" the Ellen Tracey modification scheme would be an amazing dimension to a false flag. It makes you look good, as the doting husband who will do anything to keep his wife happy and does not want her to worry or think about her weight, because he will always love her exactly as she is. But it also tells her that she is really fat. It essentially guilts her into wanting to diet, in order to deserve her husband's unerring love. And no one could ever prove it. Nicely done!
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May 3, 2017 19:43
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He earning that Oprah money poo poo
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May 3, 2017 19:43
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Blue Train posted:Yes but it's more like every four weeks eh snakes end up with new skin
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I put my toothbrush down. Gazing in the mirror I barely recognize the ragged form in front of me, I no longer have eyes just two bottomless pits of despair. "Honey come back to bed, it's only 4" her voice is inviting yet foreboding, like a hymn you're too young to understand. My nerves waiver but still each step brings me closer to her siren's call. In the room now I see the shape of my beloved perched on the monolith of my fears and failures. Slowly she begins to draw back the covers. "Aren't you cold? Come back to bed", I barely hear her, instead focused on the nightmare unraveling before me. Dicks, hundreds of them, squirming, writhing, dribbling. It's a part of her now, a part of us. "Come back to bed"
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ArbitraryC posted:I put my toothbrush down. Gazing in the mirror I barely recognize the ragged form in front of me, I no longer have eyes just two bottomless pits of despair. "Honey come back to bed, it's only 4" her voice is inviting yet foreboding, like a hymn you're too young to understand. My nerves waiver but still each step brings me closer to her siren's call. In the room now I see the shape of my beloved perched on the monolith of my fears and failures. Slowly she begins to draw back the covers. "Aren't you cold? Come back to bed", I barely hear her, instead focused on the nightmare unraveling before me. Dicks, hundreds of them, squirming, writhing, dribbling. It's a part of her now, a part of us. "Come back to bed" all the dicks your ex sucked while she was on rebound good job
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37 dicks!
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try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot tia see you at 8 honey
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Gorilla Salad posted:37 dicks! ...in a row?
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i heard that motherfucker had like, 30 god drat dicks
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Me [28 F] with my boyfriend [30 M] found out he recently slept with 18-19 year olds, this bothers mequote:Hi everyone, Comments are pretty evenly divided on the issue
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May 3, 2017 20:07
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What if both people in a marriage have actual jobs.
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May 3, 2017 20:13
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NomChompsky posted:What if both people in a marriage have actual jobs. NON-OPTIMAL GROOMING DETECTED; SUGGESTED ACTION: PURGE
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Nazzadan posted:Me [28 F] with my boyfriend [30 M] found out he recently slept with 18-19 year olds, this bothers me Fuckin' A a lot of people can't handle aging for poo poo. I mean, he's weird for loving teenagers, but she's super mad about getting old.
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Nazzadan posted:Me [28 F] with my boyfriend [30 M] found out he recently slept with 18-19 year olds, this bothers me It's kinda funny cause usually I think dudes who care way too much about the sexual past of their girlfriends are big weenies but this seems like a convenient way to be insecure but spin it as a progressive thing.
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start over, don't bring it up next time
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