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a new study bible! posted:I think Jerry Jones is sexually attracted to domestic abusers. I think Jerry Jones is sexually attracted to anything after some Johnny Walker Blue
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Cowboys suck, but Pearson was awesome: https://twitter.com/NFL/status/858130672245809152
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NotWearingPants posted:Cowboys suck, but Pearson was awesome: Aye he was a laugh, fair play, a couple of guys came out after him and tried to copy him but ultimately failed, mainly that Giants guy.  Overall another good days drafting, that's pretty much the gaping holes in the D addressed, think today they focus heavily on offence. Jim Schwartz will be loving this.
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http://www.tmz.com/2017/04/29/nfl-randy-gregory-fails-drug-test-friends-concerned/quote:Dallas Cowboys defensive end Randy Gregory has failed another NFL drug test -- his 7th that we know about -- and his friends are deeply concerned for his well-being. The 30 for 30 on this in ten years will be depressing, can't wait to watch it.
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Meanwhile the 'Boys picked up another woman beater, but he'll be good to play week 1.
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a new study bible! posted:Meanwhile the 'Boys picked up another woman beater, but he'll be good to play week 1. He didn't beat the woman, the woman beat him.
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NFC East day two grades: http://www.phillyvoice.com/2017-nfl-draft-nfc-east-day-two-grades/ tl;dr: Eagles: C+ Redskins: A- Giants: C- Cowboys: B+ money quote on the Giant's QB of the future: "With good coaching, his ceiling is Nick Foles!"
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MissileWaster posted:http://www.tmz.com/2017/04/29/nfl-randy-gregory-fails-drug-test-friends-concerned/ Gregory doing a hell of a job disproving the "draft the weed guy" theory
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NotWearingPants posted:Cowboys suck, but Pearson was awesome: I hope all the Cowboys draft picks arms have to be amputated after a simultaneous high five goes terribly wrong.
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Washington getting Nico Marley after the draft will be recognized as a good move eventually.
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Eagles tried to trade up for Dalvin Cooks in the 2nd. As consolation, Pumphrey did lead the NCAA in rushing the past 2 years in a row. Why didn't we get Perine  . Perine put up 30 reps on bench. McCaffrey put up 10. Pumphrey put up 5. Obviously, 2 COMPLETELY different players. But, I'd rather have a pounder instead of another elusive back.
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LethalGeek posted:I'm boggled that by all accounts Washington actually did well. Mcloughan set the draft board, and he's a genius.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Mcloughan set the draft board, and he's a genius. definitely glad he's out of Washington, btw
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Mcloughan set the draft board, and he's a genius. I wonder if that's a good way to do it, have one guy set the board and somebody else draft. Reduces overthinking.
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NotWearingPants posted:No team has repeated as NFC East champion since the Eagles completed a run of 4 in a row in 2004. No one survives the NFCE grindhouse.
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NotWearingPants posted:No team has repeated as NFC East champion since the Eagles completed a run of 4 in a row in 2004. It still looks like a toss up this year. Giants might be the favorites, since the Boys are going to regress hard.
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a new study bible! posted:It still looks like a toss up this year. Giants might be the favorites, since the Boys are going to regress hard. Current Superbowl odds have the Cowboys first at 12-1, the Giants second at 20-1, and the Redskins and Eagles at 50-1. so probably bet any savings you have on the Eagles because Carson Wentz.
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a new study bible! posted:It still looks like a toss up this year. Giants might be the favorites, since the Boys are going to regress hard. I don't feel like the offense is going in the wrong direction and the defense was already filled with no names last year so. At least we have Dak and not that fraud Carson. Sickening fucked around with this message at 20:04 on May 3, 2017 |
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a new study bible! posted:It still looks like a toss up this year. Giants might be the favorites, since the Boys are going to regress hard. I doubt the Cowboys will hit 13 wins again given the tougher schedule and young defense but Vegas has the over/under at 9.5 and 10 wins could potentially take the division or a wild card.
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Ragnarok the Red posted:I doubt the Cowboys will hit 13 wins again given the tougher schedule and young defense but Vegas has the over/under at 9.5 and 10 wins could potentially take the division or a wild card. Things I know will happen in 2017: - Dak will throw more than 5 INTs - Eagles fans in this thread will overestimate their team - Seahawks fans will be insufferable - Patriots fans will be worse It's almost impossible for Dak to improve on his rookie season. I suspect he'll regress a bit, but we'll still be able to hit 10 wins and either win the division or a wild card spot. The good news for the Cowboys is that offensive efficiency tends to be consistent and predictable year-to-year, so building a good offense tends to have multiyear benefits, while defenses can be all over the place.
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Cowboy fan calls other teams' fans insufferable. Interesting.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Cowboy fan calls other teams' fans insufferable. Interesting. we can smell our own, and you smell much worse
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Just because you like the smell of your own farts doesn't make them better.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Just because you like the smell of your own farts doesn't make them better. *looks at av of brady strolling in front of lombardi trophies* no I'm pretty sure they are
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I love this thread as much as Ezekiel Elliot loves smoking weed. In a year or two he'll be doing it with Josh Gordon
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Eagles will win the division on the back of a dominant defense and even win a playoff game. The Cowboys will go 8-8 and Tony Romo will make a statement about it, causing Dallas fans to forget he was their light in the darkness for years.
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Diqnol posted:Eagles will win the division on the back of a dominant defense and even win a playoff game. What he said. Cox/Graham/Barnett/Jernigan/Long/Curry. D-Line gonna EATTT. Sidney Jones starts taking snaps towards the end of the season, shines in spurts, comes down with an INT in a playoff game. Eagles fight as the real America's team and falls valiantly to a worthy foe in the 2nd round of the playoffs as the Philly Godzilla walks back into the water as a sign of things to come next season (SUPER BOWL).  Cowboys regress hard with 5-6 wins as Prescott goes through a sophomore slump that rivals RG3's. Ezekiel Elliott proves to not be enough to win by putting the entire team on his back. Half of the team is suspended for being criminals. The Redskins join the Eagles in the playoffs, losing to them in the first round. Kirk Cousins sets franchise records, throws 5,000 yards. Says gently caress You to Washington and joins Shanny in San Fran the year after. Sending Washington to the bottom of the dumpster for the next 5 years. Giants start the season with 5 wins in a row until Brandon Graham eats Eli's lunch so bad that it forces him out for the rest of the season. The Giants win only one game after starting strong. The offensive line forces PTSD upon the rookie QB and Giants fans are left in rebuild mode with no more Eli. Brady wins another Super Bowl. Brady passes the torch to Wentz at the 2019 Super Bowl Wrestlemania 89 fucked around with this message at 06:00 on May 4, 2017 |
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That sounds reasonable. The only thing I might add is Jaylon Smith's foot falling off.
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I'm still not completely sold on Schwartz. I love the 1 gap 4-3 and the idea of the attacking defense, but I think it may be too simplistic. Jim Johnson wasn't a great defensive coordinator because he dumbed everything down and told all his players to attack on every down. He had complicated blitz packages and poo poo. It's a defense that pretty much requires elite talent and strong depth across the line... It seems like a lot of defenses would work great starting from there. It's kind of ironic that we were all so glad to get rid of Chip Kelly partly because the entire NFL was able to figure out his simplistic offense after half a season, but now everyone is in love with Schwartz who is kind of doing the same thing on the other side of the ball. Hopefully the dramatic drop off in sacks in the second half of this past season isn't a sign of things to come.
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 But yeah the Eagles front office is obsessed with that old Tennessee version of this defense. It was a good defense then. It's worked for Schwartz before. But I don't understand why they view it as like the best scheme of all time and keep going back to this specific well. FuriousxGeorge fucked around with this message at 09:51 on May 4, 2017 |
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89 posted:Eagles erotic fanfiction 
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El Patron posted:Agholor MVP We live in the worst timeline, not the funniest one. He will bounce around on 2-3 practice squads after next year and never see a second contract
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:We live in the worst timeline, not the funniest one. He will bounce around on 2-3 practice squads after next year and never see a second contract Or go to the Pats and win an MVP
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