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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Kurieg posted:

This isn't R/relationships but gently caress.

https://twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/859749299986604032

So is he advocating having sex with his daughter or....

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

i felt like it was fake from the line that boiled down to "i insisted that he would support me as a housewife while cutting his income in half" tbh

the dude isn't working hourly for his startup he gets paid exactly the same whether he's there for 40 hours or 80 and he'll get the same amount of work done

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Kurieg posted:

This isn't R/relationships but gently caress.

https://twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/859749299986604032

:barf:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Bobmuffins posted:

Found this on Twitter, so I can't take credit for finding it, but figured I'd put it here too:


video game posts are the best posts imo

Lol that's hilarious and he's a little bitch

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



What intimate things can my GF and I do?

quote:

Hi Reddit Long time lurker, first time poster (:
First off, the details: I'm 18, guy, and for the last 3 months have been dating a 15 year old girl. We both live in New Zealand, where the age of consent is 16. She turns 16 in January.
She and I have a great relationship, talk and joke all the time. We know each other very well, and were friends long before we started dating.
THING IS....we're bored. Physically, I mean. We're both virgins, and both want to have sex (she more than me, even), but have decided to wait until her 16th. I suggested we wait, and after some thought she agreed.
We've fooled around (I've fingered her, she's given me hand jobs), but are curious as to what we can do thats (physically) intimate, and possibly even stimulating?
To my surprise, she spoke to her mother about moving our relationship a step, and once her mum got over her shock, she suggested (bra on) massaging. Thoughts, methods?
tl;dr Without sex, what can my underage girlfriend and I do thats stimulating or intimate?

great comment

quote:

She's 15. Hold hands. I'm going to ignore everything else you wrote and just tell myself all you do is hold hands.

Also wow the girl in this is 21 now

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Holding hands at fifteen? I kissed my first gf at like ten

Bobmuffins
Oct 10, 2016

Nazzadan posted:

What intimate things can my GF and I do?



great comment


Also wow the girl in this is 21 now

how did the conversation with her mother go

"hey mom i want to help my boyfriend be a pedophile what do you suggest"

:stare:

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Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Blue Train posted:

Holding hands at fifteen? I kissed my first gf at like ten

cousins don't count

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

smh

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
...thank god

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Elsa posted:

cousins don't count

More than kissing, more than cousins

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
My [27F] sister [45F] is a police wife, and extremely racist. How can I respond with the holidays coming up?

quote:

I made a post a while ago talking about my sisters behavior in relation to my wedding last year. A lot of people suggested that I go low/no contact, and that is exactly what I've done.

Since making that post, I have unfriended and blocked all family from my social media. I created a dummy facebook account that family and family-friends can add, and contact me through because some of them are in other countries and that is the easiest and cheapest form of communication. To "keep the peace" I did add my sister to this facebook account. Thankfully, my family is none-the-wiser, and has no idea that my old facebook is still active. So far so good!

However, I logged into my dummy facebook to check for messages today, and made the mistake of checking up on my sister's posts. What I found was not flattering.

As I stated in my first post about my sister, she is married to a police officer. Ever since Police Brutality has become a hot button issue, she has really taken her dedication as a police wife to the next level. If a police officer dies ANYWHERE in the USA, she posts about it. If a police officer is targeted and killed, she posts about it for days or even weeks. If the person who targeted the police officer was black, you better watch out...because she posts those kind of facebook posts that are forever long.

I think my sister has always been racist. Everyone in my family is kind of racist, and it makes me really uncomfortable. Whenever they say something horribly racist, I always point it out and try to correct it in a constructive way. I think my parents have really come a long way in terms of their racial sensitivity, but my sister? She's just taken a nose dive into it, embracing it, and almost being proud of her racism. It's kind of disgusting.

While I have been low/no-contact with her for almost two months now, after seeing these posts I am really worried about the upcoming holidays. As a family, we will be joining together for Thanksgiving and Christmas, and seeing her will be unavoidable.

My question is, how can I possibly respond to this sort of behavior? She calls the "Black Lives Matter" advocates "Terrorists," and I disagree. She thinks police brutality is all make-believe, and that all of this ruckus is just being caused by "minorities" that need to "get off of welfare and stop having babies."

Should I keep my mouth shut and not engage if the subject comes up?? I definitely will NOT be bringing it up on my own. Or should I?? What do you think?

tl;dr: Went low/no-contact with sister recently, and just looked at her FB page, which is filled with racist stuff...how do I handle the upcoming holidays??

OP posted:

Thank you for sharing your thoughts, feelings and experience with this. It's good to hear this perspective from a police wife. I thought I was being incredibly insensitive about her position. While I have NEVER said anything about her having "police lives matter" as her profile picture, and a "Thin Blue Line" as her facebook cover photo...they also have blue ribbons tied around all the trees in their yard, and their front porch light is blue...it just seems like a lot. In your opinion, is that taking it too far?? I'm not in that world, so I don't know...your insight would be helpful.
Sister should hook up with the Inspector Javert husband from earlier, imo.

(The wedding post OP mentions is super-long, but it's basically about the sister making GBS threads up OP's gay wedding. OP admits she "never really considered" that her right-wing sister who's suddenly become ultra-religious might have a thing against gay people.)

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



The lament of the uncucked
I [52 M] want my GF of 3 years [52 F] to explore other men

quote:

So we have been dating for three years and from day one she has known of my fantasy to bring others into our relationship; specifically for her to date & play with other men. I am more than fine remaining exclusive to her as long as she shares the details of her escapades with me. She says she'll do it, but she says she's very picky in men. I want to believe her, but she really shows no signs of wanting to actually follow through.
I'm trying to understand why she would be reluctant. I've seen this in other forums and there's a theme whereby the female is almost always reluctant to do something like this. can any of you ladies our there help me understand why or offer advise on how I could maybe help her warm up to the idea?
tl;dr: I'd like to hear from others (mostly women) why my GF would be reluctant to have physical relationships outside ours with my consent.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

fruit on the bottom posted:

Think about your audience for a second.

Like sure maybe my life would be a lot easier if I had a private jet, but that doesn't mean I'm getting one anytime soon. Sell me on something within my means here.

You gotta spend wife to make wife.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Nazzadan posted:

The lament of the uncucked
I [52 M] want my GF of 3 years [52 F] to explore other men
lmao

a fedora-tipping commentor posted:

She may be one of those women (and this is very common -- women don't tend to think like men in this respect) who wants an emotional connection with the man she's engaging in sex with. In addition, if she's very picky, she's not likely to easily find both -- someone she's physically attracted to and feels like she wants to connect with as well.
:biotruths:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Kurieg posted:

This isn't R/relationships but gently caress.

https://twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/859749299986604032

It's almost like, kill all men

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Nazzadan posted:

The lament of the uncucked
I [52 M] want my GF of 3 years [52 F] to explore other men

so this is where the grunting middle aged cuck porn comes from

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

I didn't spend all these years raising this daughter so she could go out and get dick. I did it so she could come be a wage slave at my noodle company! Get back in here Sansa Witherspoon! Get back on the line!

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



Elsa posted:

so this is where the grunting middle aged cuck porn comes from

If in my middle age I start getting interested in cucking, my girlfriend already has my express written permission to put me down like the animal i'd be turning in to.



And now, a retard

I [26 M] am always jealous of my girlfriend's past and I think I want to be with a virgin - please help

quote:

This will be the first time admitting this but after almost daily internal battles with myself I've realised that I can't stand the idea of whoever I'm with having been with someone else before me/ I'm single but when was recently in a 3-4 year relationship and hurts me almost every night I hung out with them (although it set in after the honeymoon period of the relationship)/ Its stopping me from enjoying relationships and and now I'm single I worry that I'll never grow out of this and there'll be a shadow hanging over all future relationships because its not really reasonable to expect to meet a virgin/ I fear I'll always be bummed out by the idea I didn't take my partner's virginity
I'm on the waiting list for NHS counselling but I wanted to open up about this here because frankly I'm sick of it all swirling around in my head/ Obviously I'm too ashamed to talk to any friends or family about this problem because I expect this desire to be with a virgin would be frowned upon to say the least
The counselling is for depression which I think is related to the current issue by way of the really lovely time I had with my first girlfriend took my virginity before I was ready (technically assault because I did want to have sex but I didn't consent to sex without a condom)/ I ended up with her for three years and I think she cheated on me/ there was a chlamydia scare and stuff/ she also used to self harm a lot and I witnessed some pretty bloody poo poo/ stuck with her and a few times during miserable arguments with her I remember her saying things like 'you should be with a virgin' and I never wanted to be - its just crept into me and now I cant shake it Anyone got any words of advice? I want to get better cause I know its not a healthy way to be
Thanks x
tl;dr: Obsession with girlfriend(s) past and wanting to be with a virgin is preventing me from enjoying relationships and occupies my entire mind when I'm single to the point I can't concentrate on work or be happy - please advise

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Bobmuffins posted:

Found this on Twitter, so I can't take credit for finding it, but figured I'd put it here too:


video game posts are the best posts imo

This is fantastic but it woulda been better if he had been in the game and she drowned him in the pool.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Virgins are BAD NEWS and NOT WORTH THE DRAMA

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Pick posted:

You gotta spend wife to make wife.

Trying to figure out how to apply Marxist criticism here without sounding like the incel who wanted the government to pay women to date him.

The things I do for the class war.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

To be fair to the mysteriously stupid bunch in anarcho-capitalism, they all had a pretty negative reaction to Mr. I Wanna gently caress My Kid

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Not very anarchic imo

Barudak
May 7, 2007

ArbitraryC posted:

This is fantastic but it woulda been better if he had been in the game and she drowned him in the pool.

She probably did then sold the tombstone to buy pizza so her sims would gently caress.

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

Blue Train posted:

Virgins are BAD NEWS and NOT WORTH THE DRAMA

This is also true of non-virgins. Don't ever gently caress.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Blue Train posted:

So is he advocating having sex with his daughter or....

you're so cucked you don't want to gently caress your own daughter?

:sad:

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Virgin hunter sounds repulsive enough it wont be an issue again unlike an extremely charming and rich roomate I had in college who lived this creed.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Geralt of Rivia would never hunt virgins. He just stumbles upon them in the wild and defeats them in single combat with their maidenhood as the prize.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

Fullhouse posted:

the dude isn't working hourly for his startup he gets paid exactly the same whether he's there for 40 hours or 80 and he'll get the same amount of work done

oh it was a startup? lol okay yeah. i never understand the kind of people who actually buy into the idea of "work is so great, we have all this fun stuff, never go home ever"

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



Me [25 F] with my boyfriend [27 M] of 6 months, found naked pics of his ex on his ipad...

quote:

So last night I went through my bf's ipad pics because i was bored (seriously, i wasn't looking for anything in particular!), and I found naked pics of his ex-girlfriend.
I messaged him saying "i found these pics and i think you should delete them" out of respect to her and to me. He went nuts and now I don't know what to do. I have apologised for going through his stuff without consent but he is having none of it... help?
TL;DR; went through bf's ipad, found naked pics of his ex.

Couple posts blaming her for snooping lol

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

He should have just agreed and not done it, way to look guilty

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Nazzadan posted:

Me [25 F] with my boyfriend [27 M] of 6 months, found naked pics of his ex on his ipad...


Couple posts blaming her for snooping lol

If they're old, he may have forgotten about them. She was snooping too.

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



Yeah hands down she was snooping.

BIG DICK BOBBY
Mar 24, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
I've never had a very long term relationship I think it's cause girls can only last a few weeks with a guy who has a pecker big as mine before they are worn out

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

BIG DICK BOBBY posted:

I've never had a very long term relationship I think it's cause girls can only last a few weeks with a guy who has a pecker big as mine before they are worn out

from what, trying to find it and faking orgasms

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

She probably did then sold the tombstone to buy pizza so her sims would gently caress.

where did it say she was a mainlander

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pick posted:

where did it say she was a mainlander

Oh like you leave those valuable tombstones just cluttering up your garden like youre trying to record the next translvanyia twist.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Nazzadan posted:

Yeah hands down she was snooping.

No question. People pawing through their partner's poo poo for no reason other to find something to be mad about piss me off.

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Dienes posted:

No question. People pawing through their partner's poo poo for no reason other to find something to be mad about piss me off.

Particularly when it's something fairly benign like pics of an ex. That said I do think the generally right call to delete compromising pictures of an ex when the relationship ends, like it's sorta weird to hang onto them intentionally.

e: to be clear/avoid a slapfight by specifically saying "intentionally" I was implying that it was entirely possible he forgot he had them.

ArbitraryC fucked around with this message at 01:16 on May 4, 2017

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