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Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

maskenfreiheit posted:

which is more spergy, the woman who thinks she can decide how her bf spends his entertainment money, or the something awful goon who would dump someone who complained they were gifted a mechanical keyboard

its' me. i'm the goon who would dump

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the extremely loud clacking of my awesome keyboard.

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Oct 15, 2012

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With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Nazzadan posted:

And they start at a shockingly young age in my experience. The first (and only) girl I've had sex with that told me about a rape fantasy was at like 16 or 17? It really threw me off and made me uncomfortable.


Also why do I keep finding age gap stories
Ny boyfriend [22M] of 3 months and I [16F] are being threatened w/ legal action from my family.


Comments



Also holy loving poo poo, I went to her profile and she has started so many threads it's insane. She also looks like the kind of girl that would date a way older guy, so take that as you will.

I was curious about what kind of a train wreck was in all these threads, but it wasn't that interesting for the most part

She made a post within the last year with a picture of her and I do not believe for even a second that her BF thought she was in her twenties.

There also apparently a post about making a vegan diet for her cat, so I'm actually going to go ahead and declare her the Villain of this story.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
i bought "daytime" instead of "dayquil" am i a skinflint

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

maskenfreiheit posted:

i bought "daytime" instead of "dayquil" am i a skinflint

nah the patent on the formula expired long ago always buy generic drugs as they are literally identical.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
I thought about raping a girl once. Once. Allow me to elaborate before you tar and feather me.

This was during the height of my first ever manic episode, which lasted a good six months. The girl in question was the one I had become obsessed with and had begun stalking. We had been really good friends for years and she's the sweetest and endearingly derpiest person I've known. She had become the most beautiful girl in the world to me, I lived and breathed her. My thoughts were consumed by this woman.

I was sitting in a chair opposite her while she was passed out drunk on a couch (mutual friend's place) and I remember thinking "just go over there and start kissing her and see where things go." I sat there thinking about it in a drunken stupor for a couple of minutes until I realized what I was thinking about.

That was probably the most intense moment of shame and regret in my life (thus far, still plenty of time!). I went down to the basement and listened to depressing music and cried for hours. Thought about killing myself, briefly. Honestly, if a drunk, manic, horny man can manage to not sexually assault the object of his obsession, I'm not sure what excuse anyone else could possibly have.

PS rape is bad.

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CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

maskenfreiheit posted:

i bought "daytime" instead of "dayquil" am i a skinflint

Dayquil is just diluted Nyquil so you could have been even cheaper by buying generic Nyquil and watering it down

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Pick posted:

I'm a kinkshame lifestyler

My ex asked me to have sex with her while I wore my paintball mask. It was awful. The glass got all foggy and I couldn't see. :(

For everyone else: this story ends with her being super hosed up in the head.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

NomChompsky posted:

My ex asked me to have sex with her while I wore my paintball mask. It was awful. The glass got all foggy and I couldn't see. :(

I bet she didn't even leave the game after you tagged her.

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Pvt.Scott posted:

I thought about raping a girl once. Once. Allow me to elaborate before you tar and feather me.

This was during the height of my first ever manic episode, which lasted a good six months. The girl in question was the one I had become obsessed with and had begun stalking. We had been really good friends for years and she's the sweetest and endearingly derpiest person I've known. She had become the most beautiful girl in the world to me, I lived and breathed her. My thoughts were consumed by this woman.

I was sitting in a chair opposite her while she was passed out drunk on a couch (mutual friend's place) and I remember thinking "just go over there and start kissing her and see where things go." I sat there thinking about it in a drunken stupor for a couple of minutes until I realized what I was thinking about.

That was probably the most intense moment of shame and regret in my life (thus far, still plenty of time!). I went down to the basement and listened to depressing music and cried for hours. Thought about killing myself, briefly. Honestly, if a drunk, manic, horny man can manage to not sexually assault the object of his obsession, I'm not sure what excuse anyone else could possibly have.

PS rape is bad.

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HEY GUYS

DON'T POST poo poo LIKE THIS

jfc

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

CheesyDog posted:

Dayquil is just diluted Nyquil so you could have been even cheaper by buying generic Nyquil and watering it down

Actually no, daytime has that stuff they make meth with, nighttime has antihistamines that make vaporwave sound good

:goonsay:

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Pvt.Scott posted:

I thought about raping a girl once. Once. Allow me to elaborate before you tar and feather me.

This was during the height of my first ever manic episode, which lasted a good six months. The girl in question was the one I had become obsessed with and had begun stalking. We had been really good friends for years and she's the sweetest and endearingly derpiest person I've known. She had become the most beautiful girl in the world to me, I lived and breathed her. My thoughts were consumed by this woman.

I was sitting in a chair opposite her while she was passed out drunk on a couch (mutual friend's place) and I remember thinking "just go over there and start kissing her and see where things go." I sat there thinking about it in a drunken stupor for a couple of minutes until I realized what I was thinking about.

That was probably the most intense moment of shame and regret in my life (thus far, still plenty of time!). I went down to the basement and listened to depressing music and cried for hours. Thought about killing myself, briefly. Honestly, if a drunk, manic, horny man can manage to not sexually assault the object of his obsession, I'm not sure what excuse anyone else could possibly have.

PS rape is bad.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
I feel like I shouldn't have to post hey don't talk about how you totally almost raped a girl once, but here we are

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Why are you probating people for telling their stories

They post stories and people mock them, there is no need for censorship

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

Naerasa posted:

Yeah this is a nice idea but it requires a time machine where we go back and smash the internet, and perhaps the entire history of pornography.

actually all it takes is personal willpower and the willingness to admit youre loving yourself up

serious post: i was falling down the porn rabbithole for a while. my tastes didnt get too extreme, no humiliation fetishes or anything, but theres actually a more insidious thing imo, which is that it seems like a lot of people dont watch porn start to finish, they skip through to the highest energy/most titillating parts. thats really another form of extremification, youre training yourself to not enjoy the progression/full experience of real life sex, and of course it nots gonna measure up to an hour long compilation of the highest points of ecstasy for either partner. when i started noticing difficulty keeping interest in actual sex, i just completely quit porn, and guess what, after a while my desires returned to the normalcy of "imagining myself having good sex with a partner im attracted to, and getting turned on by it"

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Troposphere posted:

I feel like I shouldn't have to post hey don't talk about how you totally almost raped a girl once, but here we are

also let me make sure I clarify that she was super nice and sweet so that you don't cheer me on or nothin

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
this is not reddit, please do not talk about how much you like rape

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk



What if you had the chance to rape Hitler?

What if you had Hitler and Stalin in your rape-basement, just sitting there





what then

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Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
Pick I feel upstaged somehow. You?

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Troposphere posted:

I feel like I shouldn't have to post hey don't talk about how you totally almost raped a girl once, but here we are

I think the context of him being mentally ill and untreated and realizing how hosed up it was could potentially make the post valuable for anyone else suffering the same thing. He's obviously not co-signing on that behavior or encouraging anyone to do it. It's for sure a creepy story but it's delivered from a position of outside observation from someone who got better and realizes how hosed up it was.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Fartbox posted:

Why are you probating people for telling their stories

They post stories and people mock them, there is no need for censorship

if you're going to probate him for not raping what incentive does he have to not just go for it next time

:goonsay:

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The dude also has issues with over sharing for attention.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Fartbox posted:

What if you had the chance to rape Hitler?

What if you had Hitler and Stalin in your rape-basement, just sitting there





what then

I would start by asking how they got there because I didn't invite them and those locks were really expensive so which of you two jokers is gonna foot the bill?

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

CharlestheHammer posted:

The dude also has issues with over sharing for attention.

the main problem is over sharing true details.

if you want to make up an elaborate story about how condaleea rice smells or that you convinced the water delivery man you're retarded it's ok, just make sure it's bullshit

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

maskenfreiheit posted:

the main problem is over sharing true details.

if you want to make up an elaborate story about how condaleea rice smells or that you convinced the water delivery man you're retarded it's ok, just make sure it's bullshit

Mr Water was funny af and still is

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Just discovered self rape is a concept.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Just discovered self rape is a concept.

Isn't that just masturbating?

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

maskenfreiheit posted:

Actually no, daytime has that stuff they make meth with, nighttime has antihistamines that make vaporwave sound good

:goonsay:

that's what the crushed bronkaid is for!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
In the familiar intercourse of society, a well-bred man will be known by the
delicacy and deference with which he behaves towards females. That man
would deservedly be looked upon as very deficient in proper respect and
feeling, who should take any physical advantage of one of the weaker sex,
or offer any personal slight towards her. Woman looks, and properly looks,
for protection to man. It is the province of the husband to shield the wife
from injury; of the father to protect the daughter; the brother has the same
duty to perform towards the sister; and, in general, every man should, in this
sense, be the champion and the lover of every woman. Not only should he be
ready to protect, but desirous to please, and willing to sacrifice much of his
own personal ease and comfort, if, by doing so, he can increase those of any
female in whose company he may find himself. Putting these principles into
practice, a well-bred man, in his own house, will be kind and respectful in his
behaviour to every female of the family. He will not use towards them harsh
language, even if called upon to express dissatisfaction with their conduct. In
conversation, he will abstain from every allusion which would put modesty
to the blush. He will, as much as in his power, lighten their labors by cheerful
and voluntary assistance. He will yield to them every little advantage which
may occur in the regular routine of domestic life:–the most comfortable seat,
if there be a difference; the warmest position by the winter’s fireside; the
nicest slice from the family joint, and so on.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Fartbox posted:

Why are you probating people for telling their stories

They post stories and people mock them, there is no need for censorship

some things are better left unsaid.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Naerasa posted:

Isn't that just masturbating?

if you don't talk to yourself like barry from archer then it's rape


"would you like a nice wank maskenfreiheit?"
"why yes i would other maskenfreiheit, yes i would"
*bad jazz plays*

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Archer had a shiiiit ton of rape in it

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

CharlestheHammer posted:

The dude also has issues with over sharing for attention.

Oh yeah, that's the guy with the backstage small penis story he's told like three times.

What a well-adjusted fellow he is.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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Pick posted:

Archer had a shiiiit ton of rape in it

Uh yeah, it's a play on James Bond.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Troposphere posted:

I feel like I shouldn't have to post hey don't talk about how you totally almost raped a girl once, but here we are

You may feel that, but did you really believe it?

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Also, if we can't talk about our manic rape episodes, I don't even know what purpose this thread serves tbqh

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Naerasa posted:

Isn't that just masturbating?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O15DXv3Vwg

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 19:32 on May 4, 2017

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Pick posted:

Archer had a shiiiit ton of rape in it

that episode with the 14-year old swiss girl was the episode that got me to stop watching

for what it's worth, i already found the show kind of dull, but was trying to give it a chance at the time

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


There was this one time, an attractive girl fell asleep on me at a party.

Nothing happened of course, and I have no guilt because I'm not insane.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 19:53 on May 4, 2017

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Mar 4, 2008




Nazzadan posted:

I [20M] lost my best friend of 4 years [20F] after groping her in my sleep.


Good comment

This actually kinda happened to me. I had just got engaged, and my friend that I'd know for well over a decade was driving though town to visit family. I figured all three of us would get dinner and my friend could stay the night at my place. I told my friend that I didn't want to gently caress up the relationship so he shouldn't try anything since we had some history. That night he got gropey, and proceeded to say it wasn't his fault because he had a couple beers and I shoulda fought him (a big burly military guy) back harder. I told him I wasn't gong to speak to him again until he actually apologized.

It's been six years now since I've talked to him.

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