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maskenfreiheit posted:which is more spergy, the woman who thinks she can decide how her bf spends his entertainment money, or the something awful goon who would dump someone who complained they were gifted a mechanical keyboard I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the extremely loud clacking of my awesome keyboard.
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Nazzadan posted:And they start at a shockingly young age in my experience. The first (and only) girl I've had sex with that told me about a rape fantasy was at like 16 or 17? It really threw me off and made me uncomfortable. I was curious about what kind of a train wreck was in all these threads, but it wasn't that interesting for the most part She made a post within the last year with a picture of her and I do not believe for even a second that her BF thought she was in her twenties. There also apparently a post about making a vegan diet for her cat, so I'm actually going to go ahead and declare her the Villain of this story.
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# ? May 4, 2017 18:43 |
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i bought "daytime" instead of "dayquil" am i a skinflint
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# ? May 4, 2017 18:45 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:i bought "daytime" instead of "dayquil" am i a skinflint nah the patent on the formula expired long ago always buy generic drugs as they are literally identical.
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I thought about raping a girl once. Once. Allow me to elaborate before you tar and feather me. This was during the height of my first ever manic episode, which lasted a good six months. The girl in question was the one I had become obsessed with and had begun stalking. We had been really good friends for years and she's the sweetest and endearingly derpiest person I've known. She had become the most beautiful girl in the world to me, I lived and breathed her. My thoughts were consumed by this woman. I was sitting in a chair opposite her while she was passed out drunk on a couch (mutual friend's place) and I remember thinking "just go over there and start kissing her and see where things go." I sat there thinking about it in a drunken stupor for a couple of minutes until I realized what I was thinking about. That was probably the most intense moment of shame and regret in my life (thus far, still plenty of time!). I went down to the basement and listened to depressing music and cried for hours. Thought about killing myself, briefly. Honestly, if a drunk, manic, horny man can manage to not sexually assault the object of his obsession, I'm not sure what excuse anyone else could possibly have. PS rape is bad. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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maskenfreiheit posted:i bought "daytime" instead of "dayquil" am i a skinflint Dayquil is just diluted Nyquil so you could have been even cheaper by buying generic Nyquil and watering it down
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Pick posted:I'm a kinkshame lifestyler My ex asked me to have sex with her while I wore my paintball mask. It was awful. The glass got all foggy and I couldn't see. For everyone else: this story ends with her being super hosed up in the head.
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# ? May 4, 2017 18:51 |
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NomChompsky posted:My ex asked me to have sex with her while I wore my paintball mask. It was awful. The glass got all foggy and I couldn't see. I bet she didn't even leave the game after you tagged her.
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Pvt.Scott posted:I thought about raping a girl once. Once. Allow me to elaborate before you tar and feather me. HEY GUYS DON'T POST poo poo LIKE THIS jfc
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# ? May 4, 2017 18:53 |
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CheesyDog posted:Dayquil is just diluted Nyquil so you could have been even cheaper by buying generic Nyquil and watering it down Actually no, daytime has that stuff they make meth with, nighttime has antihistamines that make vaporwave sound good
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# ? May 4, 2017 18:54 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:I thought about raping a girl once. Once. Allow me to elaborate before you tar and feather me.
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# ? May 4, 2017 18:56 |
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I feel like I shouldn't have to post hey don't talk about how you totally almost raped a girl once, but here we are
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# ? May 4, 2017 18:56 |
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Why are you probating people for telling their stories They post stories and people mock them, there is no need for censorship
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# ? May 4, 2017 18:56 |
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Naerasa posted:Yeah this is a nice idea but it requires a time machine where we go back and smash the internet, and perhaps the entire history of pornography. actually all it takes is personal willpower and the willingness to admit youre loving yourself up serious post: i was falling down the porn rabbithole for a while. my tastes didnt get too extreme, no humiliation fetishes or anything, but theres actually a more insidious thing imo, which is that it seems like a lot of people dont watch porn start to finish, they skip through to the highest energy/most titillating parts. thats really another form of extremification, youre training yourself to not enjoy the progression/full experience of real life sex, and of course it nots gonna measure up to an hour long compilation of the highest points of ecstasy for either partner. when i started noticing difficulty keeping interest in actual sex, i just completely quit porn, and guess what, after a while my desires returned to the normalcy of "imagining myself having good sex with a partner im attracted to, and getting turned on by it"
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# ? May 4, 2017 18:56 |
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Troposphere posted:I feel like I shouldn't have to post hey don't talk about how you totally almost raped a girl once, but here we are also let me make sure I clarify that she was super nice and sweet so that you don't cheer me on or nothin
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# ? May 4, 2017 18:56 |
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this is not reddit, please do not talk about how much you like rape
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# ? May 4, 2017 18:58 |
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What if you had the chance to rape Hitler? What if you had Hitler and Stalin in your rape-basement, just sitting there what then (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:00 |
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Pick I feel upstaged somehow. You?
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# ? May 4, 2017 18:59 |
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Troposphere posted:I feel like I shouldn't have to post hey don't talk about how you totally almost raped a girl once, but here we are I think the context of him being mentally ill and untreated and realizing how hosed up it was could potentially make the post valuable for anyone else suffering the same thing. He's obviously not co-signing on that behavior or encouraging anyone to do it. It's for sure a creepy story but it's delivered from a position of outside observation from someone who got better and realizes how hosed up it was.
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:00 |
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Fartbox posted:Why are you probating people for telling their stories if you're going to probate him for not raping what incentive does he have to not just go for it next time
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# ? May 4, 2017 18:59 |
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The dude also has issues with over sharing for attention.
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# ? May 4, 2017 18:59 |
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Fartbox posted:What if you had the chance to rape Hitler? I would start by asking how they got there because I didn't invite them and those locks were really expensive so which of you two jokers is gonna foot the bill?
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:03 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:The dude also has issues with over sharing for attention. the main problem is over sharing true details. if you want to make up an elaborate story about how condaleea rice smells or that you convinced the water delivery man you're retarded it's ok, just make sure it's bullshit
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:02 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:the main problem is over sharing true details. Mr Water was funny af and still is
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:08 |
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Just discovered self rape is a concept.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Just discovered self rape is a concept. Isn't that just masturbating?
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:09 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:Actually no, daytime has that stuff they make meth with, nighttime has antihistamines that make vaporwave sound good that's what the crushed bronkaid is for!
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:13 |
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In the familiar intercourse of society, a well-bred man will be known by the delicacy and deference with which he behaves towards females. That man would deservedly be looked upon as very deficient in proper respect and feeling, who should take any physical advantage of one of the weaker sex, or offer any personal slight towards her. Woman looks, and properly looks, for protection to man. It is the province of the husband to shield the wife from injury; of the father to protect the daughter; the brother has the same duty to perform towards the sister; and, in general, every man should, in this sense, be the champion and the lover of every woman. Not only should he be ready to protect, but desirous to please, and willing to sacrifice much of his own personal ease and comfort, if, by doing so, he can increase those of any female in whose company he may find himself. Putting these principles into practice, a well-bred man, in his own house, will be kind and respectful in his behaviour to every female of the family. He will not use towards them harsh language, even if called upon to express dissatisfaction with their conduct. In conversation, he will abstain from every allusion which would put modesty to the blush. He will, as much as in his power, lighten their labors by cheerful and voluntary assistance. He will yield to them every little advantage which may occur in the regular routine of domestic life:–the most comfortable seat, if there be a difference; the warmest position by the winter’s fireside; the nicest slice from the family joint, and so on.
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:12 |
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Fartbox posted:Why are you probating people for telling their stories some things are better left unsaid.
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:14 |
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Naerasa posted:Isn't that just masturbating? if you don't talk to yourself like barry from archer then it's rape "would you like a nice wank maskenfreiheit?" "why yes i would other maskenfreiheit, yes i would" *bad jazz plays*
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:16 |
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Archer had a shiiiit ton of rape in it
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:19 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:The dude also has issues with over sharing for attention. Oh yeah, that's the guy with the backstage small penis story he's told like three times. What a well-adjusted fellow he is.
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Pick posted:Archer had a shiiiit ton of rape in it Uh yeah, it's a play on James Bond.
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:23 |
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Troposphere posted:I feel like I shouldn't have to post hey don't talk about how you totally almost raped a girl once, but here we are You may feel that, but did you really believe it?
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:23 |
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Also, if we can't talk about our manic rape episodes, I don't even know what purpose this thread serves tbqh
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:27 |
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Naerasa posted:Isn't that just masturbating? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O15DXv3Vwg GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 19:32 on May 4, 2017 |
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I appreciate heavy stories
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:32 |
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Pick posted:Archer had a shiiiit ton of rape in it that episode with the 14-year old swiss girl was the episode that got me to stop watching for what it's worth, i already found the show kind of dull, but was trying to give it a chance at the time
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:34 |
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There was this one time, an attractive girl fell asleep on me at a party. Nothing happened of course, and I have no guilt because I'm not insane. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 19:53 on May 4, 2017 |
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Nazzadan posted:I [20M] lost my best friend of 4 years [20F] after groping her in my sleep. This actually kinda happened to me. I had just got engaged, and my friend that I'd know for well over a decade was driving though town to visit family. I figured all three of us would get dinner and my friend could stay the night at my place. I told my friend that I didn't want to gently caress up the relationship so he shouldn't try anything since we had some history. That night he got gropey, and proceeded to say it wasn't his fault because he had a couple beers and I shoulda fought him (a big burly military guy) back harder. I told him I wasn't gong to speak to him again until he actually apologized. It's been six years now since I've talked to him.
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