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TSBX posted:Which football teams are best represented by which president from the last 32 years? George W. Bush - Oakland Raiders Richard M. Nixon - New England Patriots
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Jimmy Carter - The Buffalo Bills
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TSBX posted:Which football teams are best represented by which president from the last 32 years? Bill Clinton is the Sex Boat Vikings
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If you get rid of the 32 year restriction, the Bears are definitely Gerald Ford.
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LEGO Genetics posted:Richard M. Nixon - New England Patriots Nixon didn't bounce back from Watergate to win even more elections. Amateur. 
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LEGO Genetics posted:George W. Bush - Oakland Raiders I think you'll find that Bill Clinton, who got caught cheating repeatedly but just kept on truckin', is the New England Patriots.
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Bob Dole - Atlanta Falcons in the Super Bowl
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N: 85 Kenny Bell 12 Michael Campanaro 13 Chris Matthews 16 Vince Mayle 10 Chris Moore 11 Breshad Perriman 14 Keenan Reynolds 17 Mike Wallace ?? The skeletal remains of a veteran FA V: PRINT THE SHIRTS
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Apparently Michael oher assaulted an Uber driver. Yaaaay.
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https://twitter.com/120Sports/status/860246391305760768 Boy did the Bears save the Niners from themselves
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Oh. I see. Also dexo I'm so happy you've chosen to die on the It Was A Good Trade For The Bears hill
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Dexo posted:https://twitter.com/120Sports/status/860246391305760768 That's actually not what Shanahan said. At all. Local media is jumping all over SI for their headline. Shanahan said, when asked, that "if" the team doctors got it wrong on the shoulder, then "worst case scenario" would be Foster misses a single season. Weird that so many articles are coming out trying to make the pick look bad.
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Spoeank posted:Oh. Lmao if that's what you took from a joke then so be it. #1 fan of Trubisky here Coldforge posted:That's actually not what Shanahan said. At all. Local media is jumping all over SI for their headline. Shanahan said, when asked, that "if" the team doctors got it wrong on the shoulder, then "worst case scenario" would be Foster misses a single season. Oh ok that does make more sense with that context.
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zimbomonkey posted:Apparently Michael oher assaulted an Uber driver. Yaaaay. It was probably in self defense.
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Coldforge posted:That's actually what Shanahan said. Local media is jumping all over Shanahan when the team doctors got it wrong on the shoulder, the "worst case scenario" Foster pick look bad. Wow what the gently caress Hey CF I summarized your post to fit my narrative sorry in advance Blitz of 404 Error fucked around with this message at 23:34 on May 4, 2017 |
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zimbomonkey posted:Apparently Michael oher assaulted an Uber driver. Yaaaay. what in the gently caress
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FizFashizzle posted:what in the gently caress Can't wait to text dad this one
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zimbomonkey posted:Apparently Michael oher assaulted an Uber driver. Yaaaay. Got him from the blind side?
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Coldforge posted:That's actually not what Shanahan said. At all. Local media is jumping all over SI for their headline. Shanahan said, when asked, that "if" the team doctors got it wrong on the shoulder, then "worst case scenario" would be Foster misses a single season. Yes. Fake News, I knew it!
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zimbomonkey posted:Apparently Michael oher assaulted an Uber driver. Yaaaay. Aaaaaand Dave gets an A+ for the Moton pick
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This isn't the first drive Oher's ended poorly.
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Kalli posted:This isn't the first drive Oher's ended poorly. 
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Jay Cutler going into broadcasting makes me laugh. Tony Romo makes sense, he has an affable type of charm, and there's dumb little stories of him doing good things like helping random people with flat tires on the freeway and taking homeless people to a movie theater or whatever that was. Jay Cutler has anti-charisma. People look at his face and hate him. The only stories about Jay Cutler outside of football is of him being a dick, like pissing at a urinal while yelling "Don't care!" at a Vanderbilt fan. It may not be fair, but it is what it is. Also, Texans are dumb for not signing him (srsly, they just needed anyone-but-Brock Osweiller to possibly win the AFC Championship last year), but the Bears are dumber for cutting him to pay Mike loving Glennon $6 million more to use him as a stopgap for a year before handing the franchise over to Turbisky. It's a loving miracle that Mike "The Bean Pole" Glennon's lanky rear end hasn't already been broken in half yet, and it wouldn't surprise me one bit if it finally happens to him within the first 3 games of the regular season, because Bears.
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MICHAELS: And Eli winds up and complete! Down the sidelines goes Odell to the fifteen. Jay, what did he see there? MICHAELS: Jay? MICHAELS: (muffled off-mic) I don't know, I think he's texting. MICHAELS: Sorry, we're having some technical problems here, but I think we've got things working now, right Jay? JAY: Well it looks like some idiot's running around down there trying to the throw a ball and some guys are trying to tackle him. MICHAELS: You son of a bitch.
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Obama has to be the Falcons.
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Elephanthead posted:Obama has to be the Falcons. He won every time and everyone misses him. Falcons are Hillary.
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sean10mm posted:He won every time and everyone misses him. Lost the unlosable, everyone in the south wants them to die, has no redeeming qualities. Checks out.
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BlindSite posted:Lost the unlosable, everyone in the south wants them to die, has no redeeming qualities. Extremely boring and tedious team but everyone was like "They've got this in the bag!"
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And the world would be better if they won
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fsif posted:And the world would be better if they won 
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Elephanthead posted:Obama has to be the Falcons. Obama is the Giants, shows up every four years to defeat evil (but is limited to two terms, allowing evil to win four years after his last victory) Intruder fucked around with this message at 07:08 on May 5, 2017 |
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definitely signed that contract The White Way.quote:Panthers signed first-round RB Christian McCaffrey to a four-year, $17.224 million contract.
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TSBX posted:Which football teams are best represented by which president from the last 32 years? Trump - Jets (Abject failure, really more New Jersey than New York) Obama - Seahawks (Sorta progressive dad-like figure, disliked by those who once supported) W Bush - Redskins (Expensive disaster run by idiot rich boy) Clinton - Steelers (Rape) Pappy Bush - Vikings (A long storied history of mediocrity) Reagan - Cowboys (Loved by dumb white people, also former glory not as good as they remember. Both dead) Carter - Titans (Southern, gentlemanly, failure) Ford - Browns (Yakity sax starts playing in your head when you think about either one of them, you know it) Nixon - Patriots (Pack of dirty cheaters)
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What's this revisionist history re: the Falcons are a boring team? I guess you've got a point if you don't like to watch rad football mans make rad plays. 
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Intruder posted:Obama is the Giants, shows up every four years to defeat evil (but is limited to two terms, allowing evil to win four years after his last victory) Obama is obviously the panthers because he's the only prez cool enough to be Cam.
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YES https://twitter.com/PSchrags/status/860476748902920192
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Duckaerobics posted:Obama is obviously the panthers because he's the only prez cool enough to be Cam. Nah, I'm fine with Cam being Willie Wonka. Obama is clearly McNabb.
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