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StevoMcQueen
Dec 29, 2007

Blistex posted:

Legit delicious thought. I really, really miss Korean-style pigs feet with that sweet & spicy sauce and Peking Duck.

Jokbal? 'Cos I'm (attempting to) make that this weekend, along with sundubu jigae. Got a whole list of Korean dishes I need to learn for my other half, since she can't cook anything more complex than instant noodles.

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oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

for sale posted:

This is probably only interesting to people who are into guns or history but a historical gun channel I like got a hold of a bunch of WW2/mid century Chinese pistols and they're all just ridiculous knockoffs of european guns. Thanks to this thread I couldn't stop thinking of "chabuduo" or "no why" the whole time.

https://youtu.be/4HNaB7l2GQk

He gives them far to much credit. Yeah, sure they cranked out some shapes and would do better than some rando you pick today. But even of they couldn't assemble something they would know how and why something was done like not putting a bayonet plug on a pistol or have functional sights. I would be far most impressed if they did manage to actually copy the original instead of doing the gun equivalent of slapping Lui Vitton on whatever random poo poo you could find.

I wouldn't dare to shoot them as I would expect Nabu like performance.

simplefish posted:

Pull a sickie, the doc will still prescribe you like 7 packets of pills and the opiate syrup without bkinking twice

I am pretty sure some of the meds I took as a kid had meth or meth like substance in it as it worked very well. I actually still have some from that time period in a cupboard somewhere.

I never understood the whole anti-Opium thing as at that time it was the closest thing they had to real medication that worked that was affordable. What went wrong was when the British stop being suppliers meeting demand to becoming pushers forcing more product into the market causing a self growing group of addicts to balance out the trade deficit.

But China wasn't interested in importing anything else from the Brits. Pohibition was a disaster as they had nothing to replace this with or were interested in mostly in cutting heads off, so ehh.

simplefish posted:

Topic change I know but im in the hk central business district and i just passed an overweight man in his 40s with stubbke wearing a full, pressed, japanese sailorette/schoolgirl outfit, replete with kneesocks and pleated skirt

Like 10/10 for effort but, er...
I was going to say that more than likely lady beard, but he isn't an overweight 40 year old .

Let us English
Feb 21, 2004

Actual photo of Let Us English, probably seen here waking his wife up in the morning talking about chemical formulae when all she wants is a hot cup of shhhhh

Haier posted:

Making a brew like that would be fine here considering that random root bark plus harmala seeds that are sold in abundance in shops and on taobao (25 RMB for 500gm), all legal and normal. I showed this to Chaoshan girl, and inspired by my horrible experience with salvia, she immediately wanted to buy it. She contacted the people in the link above for the acacia confusa and they immediately asked if she wanted to skip the puking and get straight to point, and said they can sell her pure DMT. I told her to tell them no, so they instead gave her advice that she needs to put her mind in a "sunshine place" before drinking.

I told her we can buy it another time, and she said "Why wait? I want to see the universe now!"

On a scale of 1-10, how bad is it going to be letting a petite Chinese girl who learned about psychedelics for the first time a few weeks ago, but has never tried them, drink this brew? LMAO

The recipe the shop gave her is like 5X stronger than what I have read online for 80kg men to be taking.

This is my feeling after dining out here, too.

Trust the online dosage. Aya would be tough for a first timer. Get San Pedro instead if your going to follow through on this terrible idea, it's a much easier experience.


But post a trip report if you do.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Writing a list of example sentences--had to remove a reference to a student being expelled for cheating. I was basically told, "Students won't understand this sentence because you don't get expelled for cheating here."

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

LentThem posted:

well what do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean



yo this food is super weird because sometimes they'll put those maraschino cherries where the eyes would be

Hello officers, how long have you been cops?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Pirate Radar posted:

Writing a list of example sentences--had to remove a reference to a student being expelled for cheating. I was basically told, "Students won't understand this sentence because you don't get expelled for cheating here."

That's loving dumb for sooooooo many reasons.

Tell whoever it is that the students should be able to examine the meaning of a sentence regardless of whether it applies to them.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1LhjAKiRY

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

That's loving dumb for sooooooo many reasons.

Tell whoever it is that the students should be able to examine the meaning of a sentence regardless of whether it applies to them.

You don't say.

One compromise the other staffer suggested was making the sentence something like "In America, university students who are caught cheating are often expelled" because specifying that it happened in America was acceptable.

I was also asked to change one that was like "Whoever is elected to replace Park will serve until the next election in 2022" because the other editor thought it was too likely they would "be impeached or commit suicide. It happens very often in Korea."

peak debt
Mar 11, 2001
b& :(
Nap Ghost

Pirate Radar posted:

"Whoever is elected to replace Park will serve until the next election in 2022"

Ok that's just downright silly.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


This is the first removal from office though (unless you count her father's removal :v: ). They usually go to prison or commit suicide after leaving office.

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

If China is number one, why does it keep stealing tech from Taiwan?

http://m.slashdot.org/story/325817

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

Haier posted:

On a scale of 1-10, how bad is it going to be letting a petite Chinese girl who learned about psychedelics for the first time a few weeks ago, but has never tried them, drink this brew? LMAO

it's probably best not to recreate the short stories of isham cook

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
here's one way to improve the air quality numbers



(that's a monitoring station behind the willow trees)

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


ok ive decided its scarier having a minibus driver who knows how to drive than one who doesnt

This guy is revmatching shifts so he doesnt have to use his clutch and downshifting late for roundabouts so that he carries speed in, doesn't have to touch the brakes, and has the torque to accelerate out.

Guy is maintaining speed where although I trust him, I don't trust his tyres to hold the line.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
I once rode in a taxi where the driver was tailgating trucks so close the front end of the car was actually underneath the rear end of the truck at least 3 times. He passed every single vehicle on that road.

There was also a minibus where the driver started falling asleep. I was the only passenger who noticed, so I had to keep him awake.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Monday morning taxis in HK can be downright dangerous. I've been in a couple where the driver was falling asleep and swerving halfway out of his lane in rush hour traffic, probably came off the back of an all-nighter

Jimmy Little Balls
Aug 23, 2009
My scariest time in a car here was when my girlfriends friend was driving at about 10mph on a busy highway, playing on her phone and only occasionally glancing at the road whilst swerving across all 4 lanes randomly.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Not to perpetuate stereotypes with a sample of 1, but i was in a gold mini cooper with a girl who had borrowed it from her friend (because she'd crashed her pink mini cabriolet) and she got lost snd we swerved onto several offramps then back across the hashes into the path of something far bigger than us several times while she was trying to use maps on her phone. I actually offered to drive despite not being insured, something I only did once before when a girl I was with spun us 180 degrees in the snow into oncoming traffic (not in HK)

Hm. Sample size of 2 I guess. Both had only recently passed their tests.

simplefish fucked around with this message at 16:13 on May 5, 2017

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice

big time bisexual posted:

here's one way to improve the air quality numbers



(that's a monitoring station behind the willow trees)
I cannot tell if he's sucking polluted air into a filtration device in an attempt to improve #s or if he's blowing something out but you can definitely see a cone of white coming from that duct. What 's the actual deal?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Might be water. Rain kills the pollution pretty quick so a mist might wash it out in a small area.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Grand Fromage posted:

Might be water. Rain kills the pollution pretty quick so a mist might wash it out in a small area.

<Exhaust from 5 ton truck cancels out his monitor spoofing>

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Blowing filtered air directly at the monitoring station would be clever trick.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


One Weird Trick to pretend like something everyone sees daily and the entire world is fully aware of isn't happening instead of addressing the problem (which is not that hard to deal with and many other countries managed it decades ago so we know what to do).

That's a long headline.

Escape Addict
Jan 25, 2012

YOSPOS
I watched Hamilton Morris, VICE's chemistry/drug expert, take ayahuasca in one of his documentaries and he brewed the ingredients separately and drank the two brews one after the other. The process was sip, gag, sip, gag, etc. It was apparently very difficult to even get down.

You really should have gotten the pure DMT and smoked it out of a glass pipe. You could even just hit it off of some tin foil like freebasing heroin if you wanna ghetto-MacGuyver it. The trip is only 15 minutes when smoked, which is a lot less commitment plus no vomiting. Drinking ayahuasca is going to make Chaoshan girl puke her guts out and then trip balls for five hours.

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

Which is better for our entertainment.

Escape Addict
Jan 25, 2012

YOSPOS
I don't disagree.

"Hi, I'm Haier and welcome to Jackass...with Chinese characteristics."

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


DMT in high doses is really not recommended as a first psychedelic, esp in ayahuasca form because you are guaranteed to both puke and poo poo your guts out with a good chance of crippling abdominal pain. On the other hand it's a fun experience generally if you are a person who can handle your poo poo. It is indeed one of the most disgusting things you will ever drink and if you puke too soon you'll ruin the trip

I would also highly recommend just buying the pure dmt and smoking if its an option here

Tolkien minority fucked around with this message at 19:33 on May 5, 2017

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Scary driving story? Scary driving story

Our school had a partnership with a slovak school. Some time in the mid 90s we met up with our partner class over there and they took us to the lower tatra for a couple of days. Their teacher had the back of the bus reserved for a couple of crates of beer. Not for himself, but for everybody - the students. We were 15 back then lol.

Anyway, the driver of that bus was boozed up, me and a dude sat right in the front, so we could see what he was doing. Right next to the gearshift he had half a bottle of slivovic that he would take a sips out of every now and then. He winked at us and went bottoms up. I was sure we'd end up a smoking wreck in one of the ravines. The dude kept overtaking all sorts of things uphill on that winding road with oncoming traffic, horsecarts, tractors, village idiots on bikes with their asses hanging out. Those maneuvers were impossible. He'd try to overtake, but since the bus was so loaded and we'd go uphill, it was barely able to go faster than whatever was ahead. God knows why, but he'd try to do that in curves, when there was no way of telling what might come up. It was pure chance that we arrived in one piece. When we arrived, we helped to carry out the crates of beer.

It was the best beer.

Before we went back, we bought so many packets of cigarettes, what amounted to a 2 months salary of a teacher over there. The lady in that booth though she misheard lol. We'd have been so hosed if they checked the baggage at the border.

The mid 90s in eastern europe. A special place and a very special time.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Who sent the truck there, I wonder? Some local official wanting to juice their metrics? Real estate types trying to sell their apartments on air quality? National government? (are there a lot of these things?)

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

Grand Fromage posted:

Might be water. Rain kills the pollution pretty quick so a mist might wash it out in a small area.

You got it

quote:

(ECNS) -- Beijing Municipal Environmental Protection Bureau has vowed to take a zero-tolerance stance toward data fraud in gauging air pollution.

The bureau made the statement after photos of a "mist cannon" spraying water at an air monitoring station went viral online, provoking speculation that Beijing's official data for air pollution could be manipulated.

Mist cannons, large truck-mounted machines that spray tiny droplets of water to suppress fine airborne particles, were initially used at construction sites and mines to reduce dust. Now many cities use them to dispel lingering pollution.

If the cannon is used near air monitoring stations, data collected could be inauthentic.

The bureau said it is committed to ensuring environmental data to be "accurate, reliable and truthful".

It will launch an investigation into the case.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
whew they are launching an investigation


lmao

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
The official who ordered it done has already denied it and blamed a nameless temporary worker.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ceciltron posted:

The official who ordered it done has already denied it and blamed a nameless temporary worker.

how?? how could u predict this???

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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article about japan in 1987 or china in 2017? you decide

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

After it's clear china is not going to dominate the world or own the US economy who's next? India?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Baronjutter posted:

After it's clear china is not going to dominate the world or own the US economy who's next? India?

South Africa.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Barudak posted:

sef efreka

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
thats not bloody suprising mun

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

You are out of your minds, surely the next contender for leading the world is Brazil.

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Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
I'll go wild and name the remaining BRIC country - Russia.

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