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cnut
May 3, 2016

The Ape of Naples posted:

"You don't understand.. Chunks is my dog!"

So, if you're blowing chunks... :staredog:

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



cnut posted:

So, if you're blowing chunks... :staredog:

Lol

cnut
May 3, 2016

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lol the mannequin chuckling at the end

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/WQkn2pJ.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/6c6hm9O.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/4sPWl4a.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/6SOLX8V.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/SpQFtFz.gifv

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

There's a Sean Salmon workout video?

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://i.imgur.com/fAHLrcA.gifv

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

He offered his left hand to shake. Nerd not the awkward weirdo there.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
He was making a hand gesture, not offering a handshake

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

TrustmeImLegit posted:

He offered his left hand to shake. Nerd not the awkward weirdo there.

:goonsay:

TrustmeImLegit
Jan 14, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I have been owned.

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


2 handshakes 1 cup?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust


McCaw too early as usual

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Just so you all know, the awkward dude on the left- the one who is clearly not meant to be putting his hand in- was the prime minister of the country at the time.

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Somfin posted:

Just so you all know, the awkward dude on the left- the one who is clearly not meant to be putting his hand in- was the prime minister of the country at the time.

This kills the country.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


During a sorta ceremony at work, someone offered their hand to me for a shake.
The problem was that she had a resting bitch-face, offered her had our flat with the palm up and looked at my coffee cup.

I handed her my coffee, got my award and took the cup back.

It was a couple hours later that I realized what she was trying to do.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

There's a Sean Salmon workout video?

Something like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHUwtKBcS7E

cnut
May 3, 2016

Linked because it might be bigly (my browser wouldn't tell me :argh:)

http://i.imgur.com/7qx6loK.gif

cnut
May 3, 2016

:fap:

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Idgi

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm.





Phanatic has a new favorite as of 15:25 on May 5, 2017

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



What movie is that?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
That's Top Secret!

cnut
May 3, 2016

Oh come on, tell us!!

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Phanatic posted:

That's Top Secret!

Don't be a jerk, you can tell him. It's a pretty old movie, so even if it was Top Secret when it came out I think the cat was out of the bag some time ago.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Lol

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you

Shes tugging on her G string.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

cnut posted:

Oh come on, tell us!!

You must go quickly, if they found out you've seen this your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory.


http://i.imgur.com/FDYtlEC.mp4
http://i.imgur.com/CFj2ngD.mp4
http://i.imgur.com/pknaQY8.mp4

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

It's a woman playing a bass guitar.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9GGDOUDLhc

It's just not the same without the sound.

Forti
May 5, 2009

Edit: Busted link, ignore

Forti has a new favorite as of 22:53 on May 5, 2017

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/Aqf2d0T.gifv

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Phanatic posted:

I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm.





I think I may have missed that gag in all the times I've watched this movie, holy poo poo.

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
http://i.imgur.com/QLnyzeb.mp4

cnut
May 3, 2016


Sweet Jesus gently caress.

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006


Mother of God.

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