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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Nasgate posted:

Imho veggie burgers are akin to calling a grilled eggplant "veggie steak"

Eggplant is one of the many, many things I went through life thinking was disgusting only to find out that it's actually amazing and my mom, bless her, was just godawful at cooking it.

Unseasoned eggplant slices with the skin still on, cooked to the consistency of jelly and floating in spaghetti sauce? Euugh. But peel of, sweat it, dip it in egg, dust it with parmesean and seasoned breadcrumbs, and bake it until it's crispy on the outside and chewy on the inside? :discourse:

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Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
what is it with moms and unseasoned vegetables

like most of the reason kids don't like vegetables is that their parents are bad cooks

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

wizard on a water slide posted:

what is it with moms and unseasoned vegetables

like most of the reason kids don't like vegetables is that their parents are bad cooks

Born too late for Home Ec classes, born too soon for the internet.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Yeah my mum is an awful cook, unseasoned vegetables boiled to mush. She was never great then one day read that salt was the work of the devil and ugh.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Sakurazuka posted:

She was never great then one day read that salt was the work of the devil and ugh.

My mom thought that deodorant gave you cancer, I may have been the only teenager in the history of the pre-Axe body spray world to go out of their way to wear deodorant every day just out of shitheaded teenage rebelliousness.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

So I've been wiki-hopping and I found this article about player types made by a guy in the 90s.

And it's fascinating? I'd mark myself down as a Socializer if I had to pick one (as I love games that are heavy on stories - and experiences I can then relay to friends, like cool deaths in roguelikes) but reading out the other types and thinking about that is just cool.

Although this test thinks I'm an explorer - but it seemed to be more oriented towards MMOs than the kinds of games I prefer to play. I'm not into collecting bear butts or games where you're in multiplayer all the time. :shrug:

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
good ol' classics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9x_koRZ2bA&hd=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0yuDfcOhvA&hd=1

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Sakurazuka posted:

Yeah my mum is an awful cook, unseasoned vegetables boiled to mush. She was never great then one day read that salt was the work of the devil and ugh.

my mom was an ok cook but my dad was so picky that basically all we ever ate was stew and meatloaf

that said, i did inherit his taste buds to an extent so i find most types of pork, and cooked fish, to be really gross

oh yeah and hawaiian food but we did considerably less of that once i developed my taro allergy

StrixNebulosa posted:

So I've been wiki-hopping and I found this article about player types made by a guy in the 90s.

And it's fascinating? I'd mark myself down as a Socializer if I had to pick one (as I love games that are heavy on stories - and experiences I can then relay to friends, like cool deaths in roguelikes) but reading out the other types and thinking about that is just cool.

it's pretty cool but according to that test, i'm basically tied between achiever/socialiser(but they're opposing on the chart?) and i'm more of a killer than an explorer, which is strange, because the only time i've ever griefed was when a brief stint where i followed high-level players around in ff11 dressed as a male stripper and /danced. personally, i'd identify myself as a socialiser/explorer. but like you say, that questionnaire seems to be weighted towards an mmo experience.

that said, when playing with friends, story is basically negligible and we just wanna go around doing poo poo and clicking through any dialogue, which may be why my explorer rating is so low and my killer rating is so high.

Fur20 fucked around with this message at 12:48 on May 6, 2017

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Quest For Glory II posted:

trying to put together a list of games that will be at E3 for the thread on monday and it's like, wow there's not a whole lot.

Days Gone

I forgot this game was being made. It was pretty funny to see the announcement trailer and try and guess which of the 20 different overgrown post-apocalypse IPs it was, before finding out it's a new one.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
As a kid I was always super confused by TV shows having the mom as the cook and the dad as incompetent because my mom could barely do anything more complicated than baking frozen meals while my dad grew up in the Phillipines and could whip up, say, an amazing chicken adobo like it was nothing.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

The White Dragon posted:

it's pretty cool but according to that test, i'm basically tied between achiever/socialiser(but they're opposing on the chart?) and i'm more of a killer than an explorer, which is strange, because the only time i've ever griefed was when a brief stint where i followed high-level players around in ff11 dressed as a male stripper and /danced. personally, i'd identify myself as a socialiser/explorer. but like you say, that questionnaire seems to be weighted towards an mmo experience.

that said, when playing with friends, story is basically negligible and we just wanna go around doing poo poo and clicking through any dialogue, which may be why my explorer rating is so low and my killer rating is so high.

Yeah, no kidding. If I'm playing Borderlands with friends (shush it's fun) then I don't bother to read the dialogue, we're here to shoot things. When I play alone, I read every line. ... I'm not the smartest player on the block but listen: unless it's a tabletop game then no one cares about the deep writing in a game if they're playing with pals.

That said it would be cool to have a lore/exploration heavy game (Minecraft? Terrarria?) where you go around exploring and learning things with friends instead of killing crabs.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

StrixNebulosa posted:

That said it would be cool to have a lore/exploration heavy game (Minecraft? Terrarria?) where you go around exploring and learning things with friends instead of killing crabs.
getting loving blazed in college w this chick who never smoked before and then playing myst and figuring poo poo out together man

pinnacle of my co-op gaming experiences

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Sakurazuka posted:

Yeah my mum is an awful cook, unseasoned vegetables boiled to mush. She was never great then one day read that salt was the work of the devil and ugh.

To this day my mom insists she hates salt. She's getting a little better--it helps that she and dad are watching a lot of food shows in their retirement, to the point that dad bought a sous vide circulator because he had to have one--but man, I had a childhood of awful food.

Somehow I came out of it liking a really wide variety of foods and wanting to try just about everything, but I could've easily been like "I will never touch anything green again for it is all mushy bullshit."

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005

Andrast posted:

Their best is always poo poo.

There are a ton of good vegan/vegetarian dishes but none of them are ones that try to replicate the taste of meat.

Western cooking is terrible for vegetarians just eat like 90% of Indian cooking and realize oh look you can have satisfying meals without meat

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

The White Dragon posted:

getting loving blazed in college w this chick who never smoked before and then playing myst and figuring poo poo out together man

pinnacle of my co-op gaming experiences

Did you gently caress her in the end

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

fridge corn posted:

Did you gently caress her in the end

no, because her impression of me was myst

THE AWESOME GHOST posted:

Western cooking is terrible for vegetarians just eat like 90% of Indian cooking and realize oh look you can have satisfying meals without meat

yeah but then you put beef in and now you have a doner kebab sandwich and you're like "well

gently caress indian food"

Looper
Mar 1, 2012
I finally started Zelda and while I really like it, I'm not sure how I feel about several of your items being apps for your PDA

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Where's Landerig

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


I don't see a burger or mention of one anywhere on there soooooo....

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Is Dark Souls closer to a sandwich or an anime?

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Jay Rust posted:

Is Dark Souls closer to a sandwich or an anime?

Dark souls is closest to Citizen Kane.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Jay Rust posted:

Is Dark Souls closer to a sandwich or an anime?

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Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!
At first I disregarded all this 'wich talk but then I recalled that I don't get people who call bagels sandwiches.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Viewtiful Jew posted:

At first I disregarded all this 'wich talk but then I recalled that I don't get people who call bagels sandwiches.

I guess I could understand it if it was like the kind you can get from Burger King where yeah it's a bagel but it also has an egg and bacon and stuff inbetween the bread ovals

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

A bagel itself is not a sandwich and a bagel with spread probably isn't a sandwich but a bagel can also be used as bread for a sandwich

This is my hot take on bagels, thank you for reading

A burger is a sandwich

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Load up Bayonetta because it's 'wich time

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Pretty impressive how Burial At Sea managed to make the Bioshock Infinite ending even worse.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Wamdoodle posted:

I don't see a burger or mention of one anywhere on there soooooo....

According to the chart, a burger would be "structural purist, ingredient neutral"

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Snak posted:

I think Sonic has pretty good burgers.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVI6Agm1-kY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VonhgARLb5U

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
prey 2006 is a video game about aliens, portals, using the spirit power of your heritage to go into a ghost form and shoot aliens with spirit bows and... watching little girls transform into ghosts and impale other small children on lances??????

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

The Colonel posted:

prey 2006 is a video game about aliens, portals, using the spirit power of your heritage to go into a ghost form and shoot aliens with spirit bows and... watching little girls transform into ghosts and impale other small children on lances??????

So is FEAR 3

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Don't forget killing the mutated cyborg version of your girlfriend.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
"every gun is a bioengineered organism" was a cool, gross gimmick

The battle rifle equivalent had a scope which was actually an eye-thing on a stalk that would attach itself to your face

Dr Cheeto fucked around with this message at 19:18 on May 6, 2017

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!
Prey 2006 was one of those games that was in production for so long there were concepts in the game the developers knew were there, but don't remember exactly who added them in or what purpose they served in the final game.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Also don't forget the monsters that are literally born out of wall vaginas.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

haveblue posted:

Also don't forget the monsters that are literally born out of wall vaginas.

Doors are assholes

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
all horror games should have a part that is intended to scare you followed by the main character saying "THIS... IS CREEPIN' ME OUT"

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
WHY AM I FIGHTING GHOST CHILDREN WHO THROW SPIRIT GRENADES AT YOU

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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
There's an ongoing forest fire where I live and everything is super ashy today, and a bunch of people on Facebook are posting Silent Hill memes but it's all from the movie. On one hand it's cool that this weird Japanese survival horror game managed to somehow become A Thing for an entire generation of people but on the other hand I kind of want to shake them and be like "Pyramid Head worked way better as the avatar of James Sunderland's guilt! And the fog being smoke from a coal fire wasn't even in the games! They look like monsters to you?"

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