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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://twitter.com/MadDogRadio/status/860523001888034816

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Calling a Bears-Titans game in 2017 is the modern equivalent of Sisyphus pushing the rock up a hill for all eternity

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

I was never going to watch the Bears / Titans preseason game.

I am now.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
We can only hope that Romo and Cutler turn into Mitchell and Webb's Snooker Commentators

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Hizawk posted:

I was never going to watch the Bears / Titans preseason game.

I am now.

poo poo, same.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
So Jay Cutler is basically football's Sterling Archer?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







shirts and skins posted:

So Jay Cutler is basically football's Sterling Archer?

Archer, at the end of the day, was good at his job.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Someone has been hanging out with kelvin.

quote:

According to the Santa Rosa Press Democrat's Grant Cohn, 49ers pass rusher Aaron Lynch reported to the team "a cool 20 pounds overweight."

Cohn named Lynch as the likeliest Trent Baalke-era holdover to get cut this offseason, just ahead of Vance McDonald, whom the new regime is known to have dangled in draft-weekend trade talks. Lynch missed four games to a substance abuse suspension last season, then battled a high ankle sprain for most of the year. Lynch has been an enigmatic underachiever since college.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I am reporting to this thread 20lbs overweight

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


we're all going to be crushed and disappointed when it is finally revealed that jay cutler actually does care

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Jake Cutler Will do the office mockumentary stare into the camera, during football. Haha!

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Cavauro posted:

Jake Cutler Will do the office mockumentary stare into the camera, during football. Haha!

He's going to watch Glennon get decapitated from his stupid giraffe neck on the second snap of the game and then just be stuck like this:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Timby posted:

He's going to watch Glennon get decapitated from his stupid giraffe neck on the second snap of the game and then just be stuck like this:



Think of the diabetes jay

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Hizawk posted:

I was never going to watch the Bears / Titans preseason game.

I am now.

Ehud posted:

I am reporting to this thread 20lbs overweight

Same.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/Mike_Daniels76/status/860622812683411456

Mike Daniels owns

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Lynch has been an "enigmatic underachiever", eh?

Think I've found something to put on my business cards!

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

https://twitter.com/kathyireland/status/860877326082613248

Suh is such a tool. I miss him. :(

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
https://twitter.com/itsCrab/status/860538587229691904

Look which letters are emphasized...

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


quote:

"It's the same old Jay," Charles Woodson told ESPN's Rachel Nichols after the game. "We just need to be in position. Jay will throw us the ball."

Jay threw them the ball. He held the ball in an 11-of-27 performance. In a sarcastic answer to a monumentally stupid question after the game, Cutler was asked if he envisioned a night this bad against the Packers.

"Yeah, I dream of throwing four picks and getting sacked seven times," he said.

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer

What am I missing?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


don't give him a hINT

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

shirts and skins posted:

Lynch has been an "enigmatic underachiever", eh?

Think I've found something to put on my business cards!

Same but my resume

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer

R.D. Mangles posted:

don't give him a hINT

WhaT is causing my confusion is the first T.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Hunt11 posted:

WhaT is causing my confusion is the first T.

Look at the first word again.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Gotta love Caps fans.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

:same:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


losing makes you fat, support the Packers/Patriots

quote:

“One day after a defeat, Americans eat 16 percent more saturated fat, and 10 percent more calories. But on the day after a victory of their favorite team, then it’s the opposite. They eat more healthily. They eat 9 percent less saturated fat, and 5 percent fewer calories. There was no effect in cities without a team or with a team that didn’t play.”

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
I've been to Green Bay.

That study is bullshit.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

SKULL.GIF posted:

losing makes you fat, support the Packers/Patriots

"Winning makes you eat less saturated fat"

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
As someone who is quite drunk at 2AM, I want that all in me right now.

No seriously, right loving now. Even the football, hurry the gently caress up.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Intruder posted:

"Winning makes you eat less saturated fat"



Boy, I don't usually just toss around words like "erotic" but this right here is erotic. Are those pubes on it onion strings or pulled pork?

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Intruder posted:

"Winning makes you eat less saturated fat"



That looks real gross

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Intruder posted:

"Winning makes you eat less saturated fat"



hell yes

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Dexo posted:

I've been to Green Bay.

That study is bullshit.

It's actually true. If the Packers stopped winning, the entire region would die within months of heart disease.

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

AggressivelyStupid posted:

That looks real gross

What actually is that? I can see the sausage and the dough but is that cheese, or cream or toothpaste, what is it?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Sad King Billy posted:

What actually is that? I can see the sausage and the dough but is that cheese, or cream or toothpaste, what is it?

"Beer cheese sauce." And/or mustard I guess.

quote:

22-inch horseshoe shaped bratwurst in a house-made bun topped by crispy fried sauerkraut, mustard and beer cheese sauce

It's apparently been retired.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

"Winning makes you eat less saturated fat"



I don't need to eat fatty foods. I got it LICKED!

...and I would like to lick... that sandwich...

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

AggressivelyStupid posted:

That looks real gross

wrong

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Yeah it looks pretty gross but that wouldn't stop me

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


the only unappetizing part of that is the bun which looks like it's the sort of chewy and tough flavorless buns that you get for cheap

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