- Gloryhold It!
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- Fartbox
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What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk
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Some people really are just gross and not always deeply mentally ill basket cases
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May 6, 2017 21:55
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- Haifisch
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Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!
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Redditmania is running wild!
Me [16M] lied to my mom [36F] about parent teacher interviews. I did so because I am being mocked for my future career choice by fellow students and I don't want her to find out
quote:Hi Reddit, first time poster and I will do my best not to mess up.
I am staying home from school today, I don't feel well. I have a ear infection and I feel like utter crap.
A little back story
My mom had me when she was pretty young. My dad was abusive and she left him for my sake. I don't remember my dad, I don't even know what he looks like to be honest. Don't know his name either and I don't want to know.
My mom decided that she needed a fresh start, so she moved from Canada to Portland Oregon. She has not really dated anyone since, but she and I have made some great friends here. She has a very well paying job
I admit now I study hard, I never get bad grades. The reason being my mother pays for my acting and gymnastic classes. If I fail or get a bad grade I can kiss them goodbye.
I do them because I want to be in the WWE one day. She has been really supportive of that and we found a school for wrestling. But I need to be 17 and I just turned 16 so another year. Both of those will help me in different areas that it takes to be in that sport.
I will be going to university, preferably one in Portland I am not putting all my eggs in the basket of being a Pro Wrestler
Back to the issue at hand.
I am going into Grade 11 soon and three weeks ago our school had a " what do you want to be when you graduate deal" It was done in different classes through out the day. So it was a group of 15-20 kids in each thing.
It came to my turn and I said " I want to work for the WWE, and if I am good enough Main event a wrestlemania". I was laughed at by the entire class. Never in my life have I felt so embarrassed and rejected.
It spread around school and now some people ridicule me for it. I am mocked constantly for it by a group of people.
Parent teacher interviews are coming up soon. I have not told my mother about it. I shamefully pretty much lied to her and hid the notice from her. I don't want her to find out what is going on at school, I feel as if she has enough to worry about at work.
I feel if she comes there is a chance I might run into one of them and they may say something. I fear one of the teachers may say something as well.
I feel terrible for lying to her, but at the same time I don't want her to worry about me. So I decided I need an outside opinion on what I should do, and that is why I am posting here.
Should I tell my mom about the the teacher/parent interviews and people mocking me for my career choice or not. I feel conflicted because she has enough going on at work and I don't want to add any stress.
tl;dr: I am being mocked for my future career choice at school. I hid parent/teacher interviews from mom because I don't want her to find out about it
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May 6, 2017 22:05
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- NomChompsky
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May 6, 2017 22:07
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- Blitter
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Some people really are just gross and not always deeply mentally ill basket cases
gently caress off. People that are that gross are self harming, just like people that cut themselves, addicts, the obese etc. Only delusional thinking makes any of that acceptable, and all of them have varying degrees of mental illness.
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May 6, 2017 22:11
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- NomChompsky
- Sep 17, 2008
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My boyfriend (22M) touches me (22F) too much
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I feel really bad as I'm writing this because I just feel like a huge jerk. I have a boyfriend who does everything for me, who loves me more than the world. And for 2 years has stuck by my side through everything.
The problem is he touches me like 24/7. I can't change clothes without him stopping me in the middle and touching my boobs. I can't turn around or bend over to pick something up without him grabbing my rear end. Literally any time we are together he is either touching my boobs, rear end, or rubbing my vagina. And it's not pleasurable, my vagina literally hurts. We have high sex drives so we have sex like 2 times a day. So I'd like for the rest of the day not to get fondled. My vagina is sore like every other day from all of the touching.
Is it too much to ask to not get fondled while I just want to sit down and read reddit?
Another thing he does is ask for kisses like every 5 minutes and it drives me crazy because sometimes I just want to do things without having to kiss all over each other. Sometimes he rubs my boobs in front of my best friend and I am not big on PDA, but I feel like that's overboard.
When I'm leaving for work and have like no time and have to leave right then he wants to hug me and kiss me for not just a second, like forever and I keep saying I have to go to work I can't be late I'm sorry and he gets a little sad/offended like I don't want to kiss him.
I just like cuddling/kissing moments and sex moments to be in those moments. I don't want them to be 24/7. I can't even cook food in the kitchen without being fondled or pulled into a hug or kiss and in the process the food is overcooking.
Don't get me wrong, I love being touched by him and kissed and loved by him, I just think it's gotten to be way excessive. I don't know how I would bring this up to him without offending him. He's the more sensitive/affectionate one in our relationship. And I don't want him to stop touching me or being affectionate altogether. Sometimes I feel like he just does it out of habit and not even realize he's doing it.
So how do I talk to him about this without hurting him? Am I just being a bitch? People have called me an "ice queen" in the past so I'm starting to worry if I'm being that way or if he is being too touchy-feel-y... I know that I can set my own boundaries but I just want some outside perspective here.
tl;dr: Boyfriend constantly touches all of my private parts, if he isn't doing that he is constantly kissing and hugging on me. Would like some more personal space. Don't know if I'm being unreasonable, and don't know how to bring it up without offending him.
Some pretty choice comments.
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I'd kill to be in your situation! My love language is touch while my boyfriend's is acts of service. I also have a higher sex drive. You two might have the same difference. I touch him way more than he wants and it hurts my feelings when he stops me or doesn't touch me as much.
Talk, talk, talk. Ask him how you can show him you love him without so much touching.
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Most of us (gents) are guilty of this at a young age, for me personally it took a LONG time to develop social norms for being in a relationship and "how to behave."
More than one of my previous relationships ended because of this, as recent as 2-3 years ago (I'm 25).
Communication is key, as long as you express it in a healthy way and give him a bit of time to come to terms with it after getting past any momentary shocked anger on his own.
Hmmm yes I too was a lovely poo poo moron fucker. No biggie, you outgrow it.
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Sounds like your relationship is just dandy and that your boyfriend is a-ok, too. All you're lacking is some communication. If he's offended, so what. Be nice and caring and he'll get over it (If he can't then it shows he has other issues) and you'll be back to normal. You are, after all, a team. So speak up.
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May 6, 2017 22:13
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- Fartbox
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What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk
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gently caress off. People that are that gross are self harming, just like people that cut themselves, addicts, the obese etc. Only delusional thinking makes any of that acceptable, and all of them have varying degrees of mental illness.
I didn't read the thing
I am just saying there are gross people in this world my man
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Redditmania is running wild!
Me [16M] lied to my mom [36F] about parent teacher interviews. I did so because I am being mocked for my future career choice by fellow students and I don't want her to find out
Kid there are a lot of problems with your plan. There are absolutely no protections for you and youre considered a contractor whose character is property of the WWE so the pay is complete crap for how much damage youll do to your body.
Most importantly, you break down like a punk in the face of criticism instead of improving to feed off the crowds negative energy to put you over as a heel or stay resolute as a face. Your mamas boy gimmick sucks.
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May 6, 2017 22:18
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- NomChompsky
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Mom's (42) chest is embarrassing in front of my (18m) friends. What should I say?
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A little background, my mom had a very early mid-life crisis about 6 years ago when she decided to get breast implants. She was still with my dad then and he wasn't too up for the idea like I wasn't either. But my dad caved in once he realized how serious my mom was about getting them and they could easily afford them anyway so money wasn't the issue.
I was still against it even though I knew it would make my mom happy but as selfish as this sounds, I didn't want to be the guy whose mom had huge pornstar boobs. I never told her that and she did it anyway going up to 36DD. That's bigger than a lot of pornstars out there so you can imagine how much attention she gets. For the past 5 years, it was tough being around her with men and women gawking at her chest especially with my friends around. But being that my high school friends weren't that forward with women and my dad (pretty intimidating) still being married to my mom, it was ok to deal with for the most part.
Since a year ago, my mom and dad divorced and I just got into college this year. So now my mom is available and my friends are hornier and more forward. No matter what my mom wears, her chest always looks pornstarish big and her nipples are always showing through her clothes, bra or no bra. It gets really frustrating now and days when we're in public and people's eyes are glued to her chest. I've seen other women compliment her which was weird and unexpected.
My problem is when my friends are around her and they can't seem to take their eyes of her chest most of the time. I know a lot of people will say that they're just immature guys but her boobs are right there in their face and I understand that any guy would stare. And the fact that those guys stare at my mom's chest grossing me out makes it that much worse.
I want to tell her what I'm thinking and feel about the situation but feel embarrassed. I don't know if I'm in the right place to ask her to find a way to cover her stuff up. I'm sure other kids have been in my place too but I feel like I'm the only one out in public with a mom whose boobs and nipples are there to admire. I don't want to hurt her, which I think my telling her will probably do but I can't take anymore of the gawking. Plus, she's single now and it's only a matter of time when a guy I know tries to hit on her and I have to hit him in return which I don't want to do. Anyone have to deal with something similar?
TL;DR - Mom's chest is attracting too much attention with my friends. It bothers me and I don't know how to bring it up to her.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM YOUR TITS ARE OUT OF CONTROL! HAVE THIS BURQA!
First comment fuckin' nailed it.
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As a woman with naturally huge boobs (bigger than your mom's) no, you shouldn't ask her to cover up her body just because other people can't control where they stare. My boobs are very obvious and prominent no matter what I wear, and it's extremely inappropriate for anyone to try and make my body their problem or business.
Breasts are part of a woman's body. Sometimes women have hard nipples. If you have a problem with people staring so hard at your mom's boobs, perhaps you should talk to them and ask them to show some respect for your mother. Their actions are grossing you out, therefor they're the ones who need to change, not your mom.
If your friends have so little respect for you and your mother that they would actually try to hit on her knowing she's your mom, you need to find better friends.
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May 6, 2017 22:22
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- Fartbox
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What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk
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His hot sexy single mom is gonna get some young buck dick
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May 6, 2017 22:23
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- NomChompsky
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His hot sexy single mom is gonna get some young buck dick
Nuh uh he's totally gonna punch the poo poo outta the first guy who hits on her, he said so!
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May 6, 2017 22:24
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"Garbage! Trash! Offal! Debris! Come and get it! Nothing whole or undamaged! Crap, tripe, and useless piles of shit. You know you want it."
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laughing my corn beef labia off
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I [38 m] think my wife [31] is cheating on me.
Ok so, shes been going out at night and not answering her phone. She comes back last night and she smells like a dudes cologne!!! I go in for a kiss and her breath smelled like an all you can eat dick buffet. I grabbed her vagina and it was wet, beat up and resembled a corn beef sandwich. She took my car without permission last night and shes not covered under my insurance. Speaking of which, should i get 1 million or 2 million dollar liability?
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May 6, 2017 22:30
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- Fartbox
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What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk
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I grabbed her vagina to inspect it (???)
basically the reverse of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY
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May 6, 2017 22:34
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- Fartbox
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What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk
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sorry i really just wanted to post that video
one of the hallmarks of music
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May 6, 2017 22:35
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Probably not. 36DD is pretty modest actually.
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May 6, 2017 22:48
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- dudeness
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Me [22 F] with my boyfriend [26 M] 1.5 years, just moved in together- having problems
quote:I have experienced a significant decrease in my desire to have sex because A) I feel unattractive and B) boyfriend has been harassing me.
A) Two weeks ago, my boyfriend brought up that I have a mustache and asked me to remove it in a less than polite way. I explained that I know about it and haven't removed it because my skin doesn't react well to waxing, shaving is out of the question etc. Basically, I didn't do anything about it.
Maybe a week ago, he said that my pubic hair (unshaved) is unattractive and asked me to trim. I am planning to do that, but sort of resent his requests and sudden commentary on my body hair. Now I feel gross and unattractive to even myself when previously I was pretty happy with my body. How do I get over these new feelings of self-revulsion?
B) We just moved in together and several new behaviors seem to suddenly have appeared. It could be that he was always like this and we just only saw each other a couple of days a week so I didn't see this behavior. Here is a list of things I find rude/ inappropriate that he does:
1. Physically interrupts me while I am doing tasks.
2. Gropes boobs/butt.
3. Takes off my underwear in a non-sexual context (ie making dinner)
4. Says "I do what I want. You do what I say." I think this is sort of a joke but I don't find it funny.
5. Randomly pulls on my pubic hairs.
6. Calls me autistic.
7. Pokes me in the butthole.
Traps me under him or holds and squeezes me too tightly for me to escape (he has 70 pounds on me).
Should I present it as a list or try to bring it up as he does these things?
The gross, unattractive feeling makes me self-conscious and not all like having sex. He pokes on me like a perverted old man and at the end of the day I am annoyed. I don't feel aroused when he tries to initiate sex. I used to be interested in sex, but I feel like that has been drained out of me. I think he feels rejected, but I don't know how to explain why I am not interested without hurting feelings. Especially because a significant amount of why I don't want to have sex is related to his behaviors and how he treats me. He likes talking about everything the very instant it bothers him, but I need time and space to sort out how I feel.
How do we work on this? I know I need to discuss this with him, but I feel like it would be constructive to present solutions, rather than complain. I just don't know how to change the way I feel now. Does anyone have strategies for changing the way I feel about myself?
tl;dr: I feel unattractive after boyfriend brought up body hair. I don't feel like having sex after he pokes on me all day. How to solve?
dudeness fucked around with this message at 23:03 on May 6, 2017
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'My boyfriend feels grossed out by my mustache and 70s porn star bush, what's wrong with him?'
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May 6, 2017 23:06
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- 54 40 or fuck
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Childfree time!
Double bingo at the jewellery store
This is actually how it was laid out, also lol this 'victory' story is how an adult had her mom protect her from a strawman.
Bingo denied
The usual STDH with a side of "haha domestic violence!"
Also I have no idea what a "bingo" is in this context and frankly I don't want to find out.
[rant] are you loving kidding me
This post sounds dangerously like a TRP/Childfree crossover, and that terrifies me
Just a little thought. [rave]
Lmao at the adult talking about snuggling in bed with plushies, green with envy over here. I am imagining a hoard of anime stuffed toys
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May 6, 2017 23:11
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- UnfurledSails
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Lol at "calls me autistic"
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May 6, 2017 23:17
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My boyfriend (22M) touches me (22F) too much
Some pretty choice comments.
Hmmm yes I too was a lovely poo poo moron fucker. No biggie, you outgrow it.
Men like this are garbage and anyone who uses the phrase "love language" would be a rapist if they didn't lose arm wrestling competitions to squirrels, kittens, and the elderly
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May 6, 2017 23:39
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Me [22 F] with my boyfriend [26 M] 1.5 years, just moved in together- having problems
Good ol 
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May 6, 2017 23:41
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Also, people so far gone that they're not even brushing their teeth need help, probably just be institutionalized.
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May 6, 2017 23:58
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- Haifisch
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Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!
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Today on "most buried lede":
My [23 F] future brother-in-law [30 M] and best man at our wedding is insisting on wearing his uniform
quote:I'm hoping to get some more opinions and perspectives on this situation.
My fiance's older brother (let's call him Luis) is a former marine. He was deployed to Afghanistan twice and honorably discharged last summer. He, his wife, his two step-kids, and their two dogs came to live with my fiance and me while they transitioned to civilian life. We own a small 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house and we also have two dogs, so it was pretty crowded and uncomfortable, but we wanted to help them. Just before moving in, Luis told us that he and his wife were separating. She stayed with us for about a month, then took her kids and dog to live with her family in another state. Luis stayed with us for over six months, then landed a great job in Oregon last December. His new company offered him a large moving bonus but he didn't receive it until after he moved. He didn't have much money left so we packed up my car and drove with him from Southern California all the way up to the Portland area. Most of his stuff is still here, we're storing it for him. The trip ended up costing us around $600. Luis used his moving bonus to buy a new car (all he had was his new motorcycle). We have no idea if he intends to pay us back, but it's not too big of a deal.
So now that the back story is out of the way, my fiance and I have been together 4 1/2 years and are getting married this August. We asked Luis to be our best man. He accepted, no problem there. However, a few weeks ago when we asked him to get his measurements taken for a rental suit, he said he really wants to wear his dress blues. That's the fancy blue uniform marines wear for special occasions. Long story short we said no, we want all the groomsman in matching suits. Luis said it was really important to him that he wears his blues, that they represent who he is, and that this is one of the only times he's allowed to wear them.
My fiance and I talked it over some more. We're having a really casual Sunday brunch in a brewery garden wedding. Dress blues are extremely formal and will look out of place. We came up with possible compromises, like he can wear a marines pin or a medal on his jacket, or he can switch to his blues after the ceremony. Luis said that our compromise was unacceptable and he either wears his blues or he's not coming at all!
My fiance really loves his brother and while he's not the emotional type, he was really hurt by this. He asked me to reconsider, and said he doesn't care what his brother wears. I'm sorry to say that I just can't back down on this. He can wear whatever he wants as a guest, but the wedding party has to wear what we ask of them (We are also paying for the suit rentals so that's not the issue). I know I'm being selfish, but it's the one day in my life where I get to be. I've already made a ton of compromises to keep the cost of the wedding down, but I have to put my foot down about this.
My fiance spoke to him again a week ago and Luis said he'll think about it. He called last night and said he's wearing his blues no matter what, and it's up to my fiance to decide if he's the best man or just a guest.
My fiance will be devastated if his brother isn't his best man. I've talked to a lot of people about this, including my fiance's best friend (marines reservist) and my classmates (a marine wife and a retired marine). Everyone agrees with me.
I'm hoping to get more opinions and perspectives on this (I have no experience with the military, no family or friends in it, so I really can't understand where he's coming from at all). Am I wrong? Why? Is he wrong? What can we do? Would it help to show Luis this post and the comments?
tldr; fiance's brother and best man wants to wear military uniform to wedding, I said no, he's insisting. What do we do?
Edit: I was told that this comment from me should be put in the main post so here it is:
"Maybe I am a little uncomfortable with the military. And yes, the dress blues do look extreme to me. Honestly the only thing I know for sure that the marines have affected Luis is negative. Ever since I've known him he was verbally abusive to his wife. He was constantly criticizing, berating, and belittling her. My fiance and Luis's now ex-wife both told me was never like that before his first deployment, that it changed him. She said it's one of the main reasons they got divorced."
I want to add to this that the verbal abuse was only ever directed at his wife, though I don't know why. He really does act like an older brother to me. And yes, he is a bit of a jerk but he's still my fiance's brother and we still love him. At least he's better than the youngest brother (not invited) and their father (refusing to go).
Edit 3: A lot of people have asked about this so I'll clarify it again here. I have already offered a compromise to Luis that he could a) wear a badge or pin on his jacket or b) wear a suit for half of the wedding and his blues for the other half. He has rejected both of these offers.
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May 7, 2017 00:28
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- Pick
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I have one small stuffed raccoon that has been with me since my earliest memories. I keep Racoony (I was two or maybe three, shut up) for sentimental reasons, but even then I use him as a pin cushion. Gave him a little heart of red pins and some punk piercings. 
I do not snuggle with my trash panda, despite being a manchild.
F-fingerblast that little turd
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F-fingerblast that little turd
I'd nearly forgotten about this.
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May 7, 2017 01:15
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- maskenfreiheit
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'My boyfriend feels grossed out by my mustache and 70s porn star bush, what's wrong with him?'
yes, this issue is her pubic hair, not his rapiness 
Did you miss this gem?:
quote:Traps me under him or holds and squeezes me too tightly for me to escape (he has 70 pounds on me).
It's valid to politely ask a partner to trim, but hair is the natural state.
Trapping women and poking their vaginas is not.
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May 7, 2017 01:22
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- DragQueenofAngmar
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dudes who ask for fully shaved/waxed genitals are creeps, full stop
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May 7, 2017 01:30
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- DragQueenofAngmar
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Yea, got to have a landing strip.
edit: asking for anything other than basic human grooming is weird, accept the secondary sex characteristics of your partner rather than wanting them to be pre-designed anime/child
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May 7, 2017 01:35
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- maskenfreiheit
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personally i like a woman to shave her downstairs hair into a juggalo logo
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- TOOT BOOT
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I'm pretty sure I read an article a few months ago talking about how complete removal was the most popular body grooming option for women in the US.
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