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Floor hobos are hard to get rid of if you aren't assertive. I was a floor/couch hobo for about a year. E:i recommend a spray bottle
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# ? May 7, 2017 21:31 |
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Unrelated-to-anything petty complaint: in honor of Freikorps Barbie getting her poo poo slapped back in France, it'd be super-awesome if /r/relationships installed a giant screaming stickied post explaining the difference between "fiancé and "fiancée" because 85% of posters there get it wrong every single time and it's annoying as gently caress. You don't even strictly need the accent aigu, just the right number of goddamn Es is that too much to ask?
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# ? May 7, 2017 21:55 |
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Many friends and acquaintances find my [46/M] wife [56/F] of 12 years abrasive and rude, and it's begun to affect my ability to forgive her faults.quote:My wife and I are having problems. We tried a separation but I came back to be with the kids and see if we could work it out. I feel it's been rough for a while but one of the things I can't get out of my head is that I see clearer now how she is to others: rude, abrasive, condescending, belittling and bullying. While I feel she's done this to me also, I also saw a softer side of her and was able to feel like she treated me a little differently. quote:[–]niobiumnnul 160 points 1 year ago
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# ? May 7, 2017 21:56 |
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spite house posted:Unrelated-to-anything petty complaint: in honor of Freikorps Barbie getting her poo poo slapped back in France, it'd be super-awesome if /r/relationships installed a giant screaming stickied post explaining the difference between "fiancé and "fiancée" because 85% of posters there get it wrong every single time and it's annoying as gently caress. You don't even strictly need the accent aigu, just the right number of goddamn Es is that too much to ask? My friend.... Thank you
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# ? May 7, 2017 23:13 |
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Haifisch posted:Many friends and acquaintances find my [46/M] wife [56/F] of 12 years abrasive and rude, and it's begun to affect my ability to forgive her faults. In my whole life, I've never met someone who was a dick to their spouse for more than 5 years ever stop being a dick.
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# ? May 7, 2017 23:16 |
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btw when's someone going to bring back the r/incels thread
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# ? May 8, 2017 00:19 |
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this is a weird one Me [28 M] with my wife [29 F] of 1 year, she is having issues with our parents [late 50s M,F] not meeting each other quote:We've been married for a little over a year. My parents and her parents have only seen each other once since the wedding, at my in-laws house for thanksgiving.
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# ? May 8, 2017 00:19 |
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Pick posted:btw when's someone going to bring back the r/incels thread loving CHADS took all the good posts for themselves
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# ? May 8, 2017 00:26 |
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It sounds like wife is desperately trying to play friend-matchmaker with the parents, which is weird on multiple levels - trying to force grown adults to be friends when both sides show no interest, putting all the pressure on OP's parents since she knows her own parents would rather stay in their gooncave all evening, etc. The solution is putting her around in-laws that hate each other until she realizes how good she has it.
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# ? May 8, 2017 00:26 |
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Pick posted:btw when's someone going to bring back the r/incels thread It needs a wealth of fresh material otherwise it just becomes a goon circle jerk about how much incels suck. And they do but it's not very funny without a steady supply of specific posts to mock.
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# ? May 8, 2017 00:26 |
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Here's an old fakepost that's probably been posted a billion times in this thread but I saw it and now hate myself and you so suffer: I had a huge fight with my boyfriend over his taste in porn and the fallout was terrible. I reacted in a way that was inappropriate (self-harm) and now he's very unsure about our relationship. clop posted:My boyfriend (22) and I (22) have been in a relationship for 5 and a half years, throughout our relationship we've been relatively supportive of each other's sexual interests. Saturday night I encountered him with sexually explicit My Little Pony images, not just the type that were stylized humans (which doesn't really bother me) but kind found in /r/trueclop. My initial reaction was disgust and I didn't want to be in his vicinity, deeply upsetting him. I called him a freak and was disturbed. We eventually discussed why he enjoyed it (Rule 34, doesn't see them as animals, projects character's personalities onto it). He was very upset with being lumped with the stereotype of 'cloppers' and didn't like that I thought differently of him/respected him less because of his attraction to these images. I bolded the important parts.
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# ? May 8, 2017 00:36 |
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spite house posted:Unrelated-to-anything petty complaint: in honor of Freikorps Barbie getting her poo poo slapped back in France, it'd be super-awesome if /r/relationships installed a giant screaming stickied post explaining the difference between "fiancé and "fiancée" because 85% of posters there get it wrong every single time and it's annoying as gently caress. You don't even strictly need the accent aigu, just the right number of goddamn Es is that too much to ask? Yes. Yes it is. Which version of fiancé/e means what? Is one merely masculine vs feminine, or does it mean "person who asked someone to marry them/got asked to marry someone," or the like? How do you pronounce the difference between fiancé and fiancée? I've honestly never heard any difference in pronunciation in the US and wasn't aware there were two versions of the word. Not everybody knows poo poo all about French grammar, esp. concerning temporary social titles that are interchangeable with terms like "betrothed," "engaged," " getting married soon," and "future wife/husband." We have this issue covered in English with payor/payee and other similar terms. Fiansor and fiansee would be acceptable gender neutral terms
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# ? May 8, 2017 00:41 |
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why does it even matter? The OP has the genders in the title if you're the kind of person who always sides one way, otherwise it's largely unimportant to the story.
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# ? May 8, 2017 00:42 |
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Fiansor and fiancee would require knowledge of who asked whom. Fiancé is for when it's a dude. Fiancée is for when it's a woman. Future spouse is a gender-neutral term, if you need it. Partner is also a good option. If you don't know how many e's definitely don't put too many because then you just look pretentious.
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# ? May 8, 2017 00:49 |
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drat that girl carving a cutie mark into her rear end yelling at a brony DO YOU LOVE ME NOW is wild af
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# ? May 8, 2017 00:52 |
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Short and sweet. Me [35 M] with my GF [31 F] of 3 years, opened a credit card in my name what do I do quote:This is a pretty short story. I've been living with my GF of three years for the last year in the house I own. She is not very good a driving and did some fairly substantial damage to her car.
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# ? May 8, 2017 00:53 |
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Boyfriend wants to end our relationship over disagreement on what happened during 9/11. Reddit please help me.quote:I am 24 and my boyfriend is 21. We've been dating for 9 months today actually but we've known each other for about 2 years. We get along great...barely fight, are madly in love with each other and treat each other with the utmost respect. I moved out to Arizona to be with him and we are just really happy. Until today...
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:04 |
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dudeness posted:Boyfriend wants to end our relationship over disagreement on what happened during 9/11. Reddit please help me. Boyfriend should dump her and claim that it was because of the poo poo that the government dumps in the water that turns frogs gay.
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:11 |
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ArbitraryC posted:why does it even matter? If you know the difference between "fiancé" and "fiancée" this suggests any number of potential storylines that could be extremely interesting, leading one to click on the post and then be disappointed by a tale as old as time yet again.
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:14 |
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dudeness posted:Boyfriend wants to end our relationship over disagreement on what happened during 9/11. Reddit please help me. Jet fuel can melt hearts
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:16 |
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Troposphere posted:drat that girl carving a cutie mark into her rear end yelling at a brony DO YOU LOVE ME NOW is wild af Yeah that shits just thirsty. Like, take your time, find a blacksmith, get a pony shaped branding iron, do it right.
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:18 |
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spite house posted:Me [19F] with fiancee [48M], is this weird? OP is female, their SO is male, they used wrong term clearly by accident, what are the alternate stories?
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:18 |
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The obvious solution is for everyone to just use "fiance" while pedantic people go "um, actually it should be "fiancee" if you're talking about a woman" until the heat death of the universe.
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:22 |
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Like I could almost understand the complaint if it wasn't a literal requirement of the subforum to include age and gender in the title and honestly even if gender wasn't required it shouldn't be an issue unless you'd judge men and women differently for the same behavior.
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:25 |
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I [25F] found out my Dad [50M] is behaving inappropriately (sexual) at his jobquote:Hi, I searched for "family advice forum" and found here. Making the title for this gave me trouble, it doesn't really give the whole explanation of what I found. Also English is not my first language and I might make mistakes so I'm sorry. Thank you for reading. Bonus commentor swooping in to defend the honor of foot fetish dad putting customer foot pics in with his porn: quote:Wow there are a lot of assumptions being made here from a lot of people. So let's think about this rationally for a sec.
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:36 |
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French is a worthless dying language and diacritics are stupid. English uber alles. Also it's the 21st century and the proper terminology is "future permafucker/permafuckee" hth. Troposphere posted:drat that girl carving a cutie mark into her rear end yelling at a brony DO YOU LOVE ME NOW is wild af Like so many the OP leaves out crucial need-to-know information and never replies when asked quote:[–]BornToCuntShepard 12 points 4 years ago WELL OP?
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:37 |
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spite house posted:Unrelated-to-anything petty complaint: in honor of Freikorps Barbie getting her poo poo slapped back in France, it'd be super-awesome if /r/relationships installed a giant screaming stickied post explaining the difference between "fiancé and "fiancée" because 85% of posters there get it wrong every single time and it's annoying as gently caress. You don't even strictly need the accent aigu, just the right number of goddamn Es is that too much to ask? I like to use 'betrothed'. Sure, it sounds m'lady as all hell, but that's ok because I've never been engaged, and at the rate I'm going never will be, so my usage of the word will probably never pose a problem!
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:39 |
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Haifisch posted:I [25F] found out my Dad [50M] is behaving inappropriately (sexual) at his job When you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life. We should all be so lucky and his son is an ingrate
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:40 |
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Blue Train posted:When you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life. We should all be so lucky and his son is an ingrate Are you the ghostwriter of "Ask Amy"?
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# ? May 8, 2017 01:59 |
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P-Mack posted:It needs a wealth of fresh material otherwise it just becomes a goon circle jerk about how much incels suck. literally just having had sex at least once makes us less socially awkward than those dudes so of course we goons jump at a chance to be the moral superiors
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# ? May 8, 2017 02:20 |
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Eponine posted:Fiansor and fiancee would require knowledge of who asked whom. Having a lady be the fiansor could be deliciously awkward depending on situation, so I'm all for it. I'm just gonna use three "e"s now. Fiancéée. Covers all possibilities
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# ? May 8, 2017 03:26 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:So they smell like balls and deodorant? Maybe I should just try aftershave? Man, just hang an air freshener tree around your donger, keep that taint and balls new car fresh
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# ? May 8, 2017 04:12 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Man, just hang an air freshener tree around your donger, keep that taint and balls new car fresh I was thinking plastic underwear attached to one of those things like Dennis hopper has in blue velvet.
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# ? May 8, 2017 04:19 |
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Hand sanitizer is the secret. Slather that poo poo anywhere you've shaved, kills all the stink germs (if you scrub until it's dry) and puckers up your pores to boot. Please do not attempt to use this instead of showering. There was a time I wouldn't have thought to make that disclaimer, but then I read this thread.
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# ? May 8, 2017 04:23 |
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I feel like drying out particularly sensitive skin isn't really that great of a solution.
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# ? May 8, 2017 04:26 |
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ArbitraryC posted:I feel like drying out particularly sensitive skin isn't really that great of a solution. Once you build up a callous you won't feel a thing. If your boulders start cracking, just use some Working Hands.
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# ? May 8, 2017 04:32 |
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Bag balm keeps your sac soft and makes a great lube
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# ? May 8, 2017 04:38 |
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What has happened to this thread?
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# ? May 8, 2017 04:40 |
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zakharov posted:What has happened to this thread? It is now about the pungent musk of a freshly shorn scrotum!
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# ? May 8, 2017 04:42 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 09:09 |
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Your sac produces pheremones which are either irresistible or in goons cases a huge red flag to women
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