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Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Floor hobos are hard to get rid of if you aren't assertive. I was a floor/couch hobo for about a year.

E:i recommend a spray bottle

# ? May 7, 2017 21:31

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 00:15

spite house: Apr 28, 2009

Unrelated-to-anything petty complaint: in honor of Freikorps Barbie getting her poo poo slapped back in France, it'd be super-awesome if /r/relationships installed a giant screaming stickied post explaining the difference between "fianc� and "fianc�e" because 85% of posters there get it wrong every single time and it's annoying as gently caress. You don't even strictly need the accent aigu, just the right number of goddamn Es is that too much to ask?

# ? May 7, 2017 21:55

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Many friends and acquaintances find my [46/M] wife [56/F] of 12 years abrasive and rude, and it's begun to affect my ability to forgive her faults.

quote:

My wife and I are having problems. We tried a separation but I came back to be with the kids and see if we could work it out. I feel it's been rough for a while but one of the things I can't get out of my head is that I see clearer now how she is to others: rude, abrasive, condescending, belittling and bullying. While I feel she's done this to me also, I also saw a softer side of her and was able to feel like she treated me a little differently.

But now I feel like even if she is kinder to me, it still really bothers me she can be so unkind to others.

I'm not sure what I'm asking, I guess I'm just processing this a bit by putting it down. Anyone have an experience with this?

tl;dr: Wife is rude to others and I just can't look the other way anymore.

quote:

[�]niobiumnnul 160 points 1 year ago

Have you talked to her specifically about this behavior?

[�]asifinperson[S] 107 points 1 year ago

I have. And I feel like I get told it's my problem, that I should get over how she treats other people.

Gotta wonder how hard he was trying to excuse this for it to only be a problem 12 years in.

# ? May 7, 2017 21:56

Rusty Rickshaw: Apr 30, 2008

spite house posted:

Unrelated-to-anything petty complaint: in honor of Freikorps Barbie getting her poo poo slapped back in France, it'd be super-awesome if /r/relationships installed a giant screaming stickied post explaining the difference between "fianc� and "fianc�e" because 85% of posters there get it wrong every single time and it's annoying as gently caress. You don't even strictly need the accent aigu, just the right number of goddamn Es is that too much to ask?

My friend.... Thank you

# ? May 7, 2017 23:13

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Haifisch posted:

Many friends and acquaintances find my [46/M] wife [56/F] of 12 years abrasive and rude, and it's begun to affect my ability to forgive her faults.

Gotta wonder how hard he was trying to excuse this for it to only be a problem 12 years in.

In my whole life, I've never met someone who was a dick to their spouse for more than 5 years ever stop being a dick.

# ? May 7, 2017 23:16

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

btw when's someone going to bring back the r/incels thread

# ? May 8, 2017 00:19

DragQueenofAngmar: Dec 29, 2009; You shall not pass!

this is a weird one

Me [28 M] with my wife [29 F] of 1 year, she is having issues with our parents [late 50s M,F] not meeting each other

quote:

We've been married for a little over a year. My parents and her parents have only seen each other once since the wedding, at my in-laws house for thanksgiving.

My parents are polite and friendly the few times they've seen each other and there are never any issues. My wife is upset that my parents don't call her parents or invite them over. My parents have lots of friends that they do things with, her parents are introverted and don't go out much (they just took their first vacation together without my wife since her birth), and don't have many friends they see. Frankly, besides being the same ethnicity, they don't have much in common.

My wife thinks that my parents not inviting my inlaws is disrespectful, and in turn disrespecting of her.

Short of asking my parents straight up why they haven't invited her parents over, I've talked to them about it. Each time, they have plausible reasons. I'm fairly certain my parents are neutral towards her's (no animosity), and unless my wife or I are there, just don't feel comfortable hanging out with just them. Inviting them over with other friend's would mean they have to babysit them at any parties.

I, frankly, don't care if they see each other, as long as they are polite and friendly to each other. I don't see why my parents should be forced to see them just because my wife and I are married. Obviously, my wife disagrees, and we fight about it every few months.

My question is two fold:

1) I don't understand why this is a big deal for my wife, but how can we avoid arguing about it and having it leak into our marriage (which is otherwise fine).

2) Since my wife has an issue with it, I plan to bring this up with my parents. Without throwing my wife under the bus, and not being accusatory, how do I ask/talk to my parents about this?

tl;dr: My wife is upset that my parents don't invite her parents over or take initiative to talking with them on the phone and thinks its disrespectful of them AND my wife. We eventually argue about it every few months.

# ? May 8, 2017 00:19

Neophyte: Apr 23, 2006; perennially; Taco Defender

Pick posted:

btw when's someone going to bring back the r/incels thread

loving CHADS took all the good posts for themselves

# ? May 8, 2017 00:26

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

It sounds like wife is desperately trying to play friend-matchmaker with the parents, which is weird on multiple levels - trying to force grown adults to be friends when both sides show no interest, putting all the pressure on OP's parents since she knows her own parents would rather stay in their gooncave all evening, etc.

The solution is putting her around in-laws that hate each other until she realizes how good she has it.

# ? May 8, 2017 00:26

P-Mack: Nov 10, 2007

Pick posted:

btw when's someone going to bring back the r/incels thread

It needs a wealth of fresh material otherwise it just becomes a goon circle jerk about how much incels suck.

And they do but it's not very funny without a steady supply of specific posts to mock.

# ? May 8, 2017 00:26

Neophyte: Apr 23, 2006; perennially; Taco Defender

Here's an old fakepost that's probably been posted a billion times in this thread but I saw it and now hate myself and you so suffer:

I had a huge fight with my boyfriend over his taste in porn and the fallout was terrible. I reacted in a way that was inappropriate (self-harm) and now he's very unsure about our relationship.

clop posted:

My boyfriend (22) and I (22) have been in a relationship for 5 and a half years, throughout our relationship we've been relatively supportive of each other's sexual interests. Saturday night I encountered him with sexually explicit My Little Pony images, not just the type that were stylized humans (which doesn't really bother me) but kind found in /r/trueclop. My initial reaction was disgust and I didn't want to be in his vicinity, deeply upsetting him. I called him a freak and was disturbed. We eventually discussed why he enjoyed it (Rule 34, doesn't see them as animals, projects character's personalities onto it). He was very upset with being lumped with the stereotype of 'cloppers' and didn't like that I thought differently of him/respected him less because of his attraction to these images.

I tried to process through it and decided I wasn't really bothered by the two images he had since one wasn't very sexualized (Derpy flopped over with socks) and the other had consensual sex between two main characters. I let it go and proceeded to make up and apologize for my words. The next day we had a blissful day until I looked through his porn folder and found 'solo clop' which are sexualized images of the ponies in playboy-esque poses and dripping vaginas. We ended up fighting with him trying to understand my visceral hateful reaction to it. We realized that it is due to a disconnect since I do not project the character's personalities onto the images and I only see animals drawn in sexual poses. We also ended up discussing how I was unsatisfied with our sex life and how I wish we could do more to fulfill the fetishes I had, a discussion that we resolved.

After he left for the night I went to talk to other cloppers to learn more about the community and why others may 'clop'. There was a variety of reasons but in essence, all of the cloppers didn't see the characters as animals. I tried viewing hundreds of clop pictures to acclimate myself but I was very uncomfortable. I had a breakdown of sorts and ended up carving onto my upper thigh where a pony's 'cutie mark' would be a cutie mark of my own and sent the picture to my boyfriend. I had some hosed up idea in my head that I could make him feel the same anguish I did and maybe, just maybe he would come back to my house.

This morning he saw the photo and not only was he disturbed, he was furious. He didn't understand why I had acted in a self-harming manner instead of rationally discussing the issue. I ended up disclosing to him that this wasn't the first time and while I don't cut often I have done it as far back as high school. He said he lost his respect for me and other issues in our relationship was brought up. He was upset that he felt like he couldn't make me happy and felt like he was always disappointing me. He said he wished he could feel happy and excited when we were together instead of tenatively optimistic and afraid that I would have a mood swing. He said he was deeply depressed regarding my reaction the night before and while the thing he loved the most about our relationship was our friendship he wasn't sure if that could continue if we couldn't respect each other.

I do not want to lose him, but he is distant and hints about how he could still build a idyllic future regardless. I think he still loves me and cares but he stated that mending our relationship is an uphill battle and he isn't optimistic. He doesn't like my coping mechanisms (Stepford wife-esque behavior) and feels that they aren't honest (they aren't).

I'm trying to look at more clop until I don't feel disgust so I don't associate him with the disgust I feel when I look at clop. I told him that I want to change myself so I can be a more independent and happy individual whose self-esteem isn't easily shredded. I'm thinking of visiting the school's wellness counselor tomorrow so I can try building a stronger sense of self that isn't so dependent on him. He says that my desire to change and my change of heart regarding clop feel surreal and he doesn't trust me. He is worried about checking his email tomorrow and finding something else disturbing. He doesn't trust how long this will last until our next fight. He questions if I still actually care about him and what I see in him anyways. He feels like our relationship in the past year has been punctuated by a lot of fights and he's currently unhappy and he's certain that I too am unhappy in our relationship.

I want to fix this so badly. I don't want to lose him. Help.

tl;dr : Found my boyfriend masturbating to sexually explicit My Little Pony pictures, fought and I self-harmed in a manipulative manner. Relationship may be over.

I bolded the important parts.

# ? May 8, 2017 00:36

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

spite house posted:

Unrelated-to-anything petty complaint: in honor of Freikorps Barbie getting her poo poo slapped back in France, it'd be super-awesome if /r/relationships installed a giant screaming stickied post explaining the difference between "fianc� and "fianc�e" because 85% of posters there get it wrong every single time and it's annoying as gently caress. You don't even strictly need the accent aigu, just the right number of goddamn Es is that too much to ask?

Yes. Yes it is.

Which version of fianc�/e means what? Is one merely masculine vs feminine, or does it mean "person who asked someone to marry them/got asked to marry someone," or the like?

How do you pronounce the difference between fianc� and fianc�e? I've honestly never heard any difference in pronunciation in the US and wasn't aware there were two versions of the word.

Not everybody knows poo poo all about French grammar, esp. concerning temporary social titles that are interchangeable with terms like "betrothed," "engaged," " getting married soon," and "future wife/husband."

We have this issue covered in English with payor/payee and other similar terms.

Fiansor and fiansee would be acceptable gender neutral terms :colbert:

# ? May 8, 2017 00:41

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

why does it even matter? The OP has the genders in the title if you're the kind of person who always sides one way, otherwise it's largely unimportant to the story.

# ? May 8, 2017 00:42

Marius Pontmercy: Apr 2, 2007; Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

Fiansor and fiancee would require knowledge of who asked whom.

Fianc� is for when it's a dude.

Fianc�e is for when it's a woman.

Future spouse is a gender-neutral term, if you need it. Partner is also a good option. If you don't know how many e's definitely don't put too many because then you just look pretentious.

# ? May 8, 2017 00:49

Troposphere: Jul 11, 2005; psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

drat that girl carving a cutie mark into her rear end yelling at a brony DO YOU LOVE ME NOW is wild af

# ? May 8, 2017 00:52

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Short and sweet.

Me [35 M] with my GF [31 F] of 3 years, opened a credit card in my name what do I do

quote:

This is a pretty short story. I've been living with my GF of three years for the last year in the house I own. She is not very good a driving and did some fairly substantial damage to her car.

I've been pressuring her to fix her car so she can start driving for uber. Money is fairly tight for us and uber kind of a short term solution for those problems. She got her got her car fixed but was stressing about how to cover the $1000 deductible on the insurance.

One of the solutions she decided to avail herself of was to open a credit card in my name. She too my information and applied for a discover card. She didn't end up using or even activating the card. But she did hide it from me. I found the card while cleaning out the house. She initially denied opening the card, but after the discover fraud agent read off her phone number and e-mail address it became clear what happened.

She initially denied the card even after I spoke to the agent on speaker phone with her in the room. I went for a walk and when I came back, she came clean.

This is a fairly serious violation of the law/my trust. Any suggestions?

tl;dr: GF opens credit card in my name to pay for car repairs. She doesn't use or activate it. She denied when confronted but came clean eventually.

# ? May 8, 2017 00:53

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

Boyfriend wants to end our relationship over disagreement on what happened during 9/11. Reddit please help me.

quote:

I am 24 and my boyfriend is 21. We've been dating for 9 months today actually but we've known each other for about 2 years. We get along great...barely fight, are madly in love with each other and treat each other with the utmost respect. I moved out to Arizona to be with him and we are just really happy. Until today...

We don't agree on what caused 9/11. I believe it was an inside job and he doesnt...he really doesnt. I have never seen him the way I saw him today. He told me that I have a weak mind and he can't believe I was stupid enough to be brainwashed by conspiracy theorists. He couldnt even come near me and said that if I dont re-evaluate my believes and my opinion on the matter then he can't be with me anymore. He said he couldnt even look at me. It was like he wasnt even the same person.

Now Im not one to ever change my opinion about something because of someone else but Im not sure if I want to end our relationship over something so trivial. We have very different views on politics and religion and we can discuss those fine with nobody getting upset. Its just I guess I touched on something very sensitive here. I dont know what to do...and I promise promise promise I am not a troll and I know it's a coincidence that this happened today but we never discussed this before. I am so heartbroken and Im afraid he'll never be able to look at me the same again. I dont want to break up and we are perfect for each other in ever other single way.

# ? May 8, 2017 01:04

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

dudeness posted:

Boyfriend wants to end our relationship over disagreement on what happened during 9/11. Reddit please help me.

Boyfriend should dump her and claim that it was because of the poo poo that the government dumps in the water that turns frogs gay.

# ? May 8, 2017 01:11

spite house: Apr 28, 2009

ArbitraryC posted:

why does it even matter?

Me [19F] with fiancee [48M], is this weird?

If you know the difference between "fianc�" and "fianc�e" this suggests any number of potential storylines that could be extremely interesting, leading one to click on the post and then be disappointed by a tale as old as time yet again.

# ? May 8, 2017 01:14

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

dudeness posted:

Boyfriend wants to end our relationship over disagreement on what happened during 9/11. Reddit please help me.

Jet fuel can melt hearts

# ? May 8, 2017 01:16

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Troposphere posted:

drat that girl carving a cutie mark into her rear end yelling at a brony DO YOU LOVE ME NOW is wild af

Yeah that shits just thirsty. Like, take your time, find a blacksmith, get a pony shaped branding iron, do it right. :smuggo:

# ? May 8, 2017 01:18

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

spite house posted:

Me [19F] with fiancee [48M], is this weird?

If you know the difference between "fianc�" and "fianc�e" this suggests any number of potential storylines that could be extremely interesting, leading one to click on the post and then be disappointed by a tale as old as time yet again.

OP is female, their SO is male, they used wrong term clearly by accident, what are the alternate stories?

# ? May 8, 2017 01:18

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

The obvious solution is for everyone to just use "fiance" while pedantic people go "um, actually it should be "fiancee" if you're talking about a woman" until the heat death of the universe.

# ? May 8, 2017 01:22

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Like I could almost understand the complaint if it wasn't a literal requirement of the subforum to include age and gender in the title and honestly even if gender wasn't required it shouldn't be an issue unless you'd judge men and women differently for the same behavior.

# ? May 8, 2017 01:25

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

I [25F] found out my Dad [50M] is behaving inappropriately (sexual) at his job

quote:

Hi, I searched for "family advice forum" and found here. Making the title for this gave me trouble, it doesn't really give the whole explanation of what I found. Also English is not my first language and I might make mistakes so I'm sorry. Thank you for reading.

My family (Dad, Mom, older brother and sister, me) moved to US when I was 17 after bad conditions in our home country. We all had to learn English and get jobs. I learned programming for a skill and now work in IT. I do database maintenance and some other things, for a company. My parents are not very good with computer so I help when they have any problems.

My dad (50) is small business owner now with another man. It's a shoe shop in our city. He uses his laptop for work stuff and yesterday it got viruses. I looked to fix it and I saved his data and removed virus, but I found his virus was from porn site material. He had many porn downloaded and saved, hundreds of files. This is a problem because also with the porn he has many photographs of shoes and feet. These are taken inside his shop (I have been in it and recognized the place, and they are shoes he sells there.) They include women's feet who are trying shoes in the shop. I know this isn't porn but the actual porn is also mostly feet and shoes, but sexual. Like the women are naked.

Since I saw this I think now that maybe he has an inappropriate behavior or intention at work because he relates shoes to sex. I mean that the customers don't know he thinks this way of it or that he photographs their feet. I'm concerned about this.

My question is what should I do with what I found? I thought of 3 options and if you can give advice, it would help a lot. 1: I tell him what I found and ask about it. 2: I tell my mom and ask her to talk to him. 3: I tell his business partner.

Maybe there is more options I don't know yet so if you guys have any other ideas, please let me know. Maybe I'm "making mountains out of mole hills" and if this is true also tell me that? Also my family needs his income from his business, he would have to find another job if he quit. But I don't know if he would quit just because I found it. I don't know, I'm confused.

TL;DR my Dad is small business (shoe shop) owner and I found lots of feet kind of porn on his computer. I also found pictures he takes of his customers feet when they try shoes on.

Edit to include: There were also videos he took inside the store that zoom in on customer's feet from the back area of the store.

Tale as old as time?

Bonus commentor swooping in to defend the honor of foot fetish dad putting customer foot pics in with his porn:

quote:

Wow there are a lot of assumptions being made here from a lot of people. So let's think about this rationally for a sec.

This is what we actually know

* OP's dad is 50 yrs old

* He co owns a shoe store

* He most likely has a shoe/feet fetish

* He has 2 sets of pictures on his computer

* One set is porn pictures of naked women wearing only shoes. These pics are from the internet and not from his store

* The other set are closeup pictures of only feet wearing shoes. There is no naked women, just feet and shoes. These pictures are from the store.

Rationally, there are several legitimate reasons for #6.

* He keeps an pic of all his inventories for various reasons. For example does he have an online store, or does he plan to open an online store. Since we're in the 21st century where online shopping is being more common, he might be trying to increase sales by opening an online store.

* It's also easier to go through pictures to find a shoe than open up boxes to find a shoe.

* They could be promotional/sample shoes. Major shoe companies send out samples in hopes of stores ordering thier product. Your father or his business partner could have had someone wear them, taken pictures and save them so they can compare and decide which ones they want to order for thier store when they need to reorder product.

Another related assumption is that he takes pictures without thier permission.

To answer this question, look at the quality of the pictures. Are they good quality or bad quality? If they are good quality, then he most likely did it with thier permission, because it's pretty hard to get quality photos of people's feet using zoom without being suspicious.

As for the video of zooming in. A possible reason is for theft evidence. A lot of people go into clothing and shoe stores, put something on and then leave while pretending like they came in with it. There's a reason why most employee handbooks tell the employee to do nothing and let them leave if they notice this, then report it to thier supervisor who would call the cops and report a theft. This could be your father believing that this could be happening, recording it and keeping copies of all the ongoing investigations into thefts in his stores or for civil court. Btw most security cameras are black and white and low quality to decrease cost. Also they tend to be positioned high up to see people faces and therefore miss thier feet.

Also when you say shoe store, do you mean a women's shoe store or both men and women's shoe store? Because if it's both, there could be an agreement that your father handles the women side and the other owner handles the man's side

Look I'm not saying he isn't a pervert. He could possibly be one. But considering that he's the owner of the store, there's a bunch of valid reasons why he's could be doing it. Instead of starting embarrassing/possibly ruining your relationship with "dad I know what your doing, and what your doing is disgusting and you should stop", when he could have a valid reason for it, you can start with "dad have your considered opening up an online store?" And other similar questions like, "what do you do when someone steals from your store",etc. to try to see if he has valid reasons for why he has those non porn pictures

# ? May 8, 2017 01:36

Neophyte: Apr 23, 2006; perennially; Taco Defender

French is a worthless dying language and diacritics are stupid. English uber alles.

Also it's the 21st century and the proper terminology is "future permafucker/permafuckee" hth.

Troposphere posted:

drat that girl carving a cutie mark into her rear end yelling at a brony DO YOU LOVE ME NOW is wild af

Like so many the OP leaves out crucial need-to-know information and never replies when asked

quote:

[�]BornToCuntShepard 12 points 4 years ago

Sooo....which cutie mark DID you carve into yourself?

WELL OP?

# ? May 8, 2017 01:37

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

spite house posted:

Unrelated-to-anything petty complaint: in honor of Freikorps Barbie getting her poo poo slapped back in France, it'd be super-awesome if /r/relationships installed a giant screaming stickied post explaining the difference between "fianc� and "fianc�e" because 85% of posters there get it wrong every single time and it's annoying as gently caress. You don't even strictly need the accent aigu, just the right number of goddamn Es is that too much to ask?

I like to use 'betrothed'.

Sure, it sounds m'lady as all hell, but that's ok because I've never been engaged, and at the rate I'm going never will be, so my usage of the word will probably never pose a problem!

# ? May 8, 2017 01:39

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Haifisch posted:

I [25F] found out my Dad [50M] is behaving inappropriately (sexual) at his job

Tale as old as time?

Bonus commentor swooping in to defend the honor of foot fetish dad putting customer foot pics in with his porn:

When you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life. We should all be so lucky and his son is an ingrate

# ? May 8, 2017 01:40

Rusty Rickshaw: Apr 30, 2008

Blue Train posted:

When you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life. We should all be so lucky and his son is an ingrate

Are you the ghostwriter of "Ask Amy"?

# ? May 8, 2017 01:59

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

P-Mack posted:

It needs a wealth of fresh material otherwise it just becomes a goon circle jerk about how much incels suck.

And they do but it's not very funny without a steady supply of specific posts to mock.

literally just having had sex at least once makes us less socially awkward than those dudes so of course we goons jump at a chance to be the moral superiors

# ? May 8, 2017 02:20

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Eponine posted:

Fiansor and fiancee would require knowledge of who asked whom.

Fianc� is for when it's a dude.

Fianc�e is for when it's a woman.

Future spouse is a gender-neutral term, if you need it. Partner is also a good option. If you don't know how many e's definitely don't put too many because then you just look pretentious.

Having a lady be the fiansor could be deliciously awkward depending on situation, so I'm all for it.

I'm just gonna use three "e"s now. Fianc��e. Covers all possibilities

# ? May 8, 2017 03:26

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

So they smell like balls and deodorant? Maybe I should just try aftershave?

Man, just hang an air freshener tree around your donger, keep that taint and balls new car fresh

# ? May 8, 2017 04:12

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Man, just hang an air freshener tree around your donger, keep that taint and balls new car fresh

I was thinking plastic underwear attached to one of those things like Dennis hopper has in blue velvet.

# ? May 8, 2017 04:19

elise the great: May 1, 2012; You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.

Hand sanitizer is the secret. Slather that poo poo anywhere you've shaved, kills all the stink germs (if you scrub until it's dry) and puckers up your pores to boot.

Please do not attempt to use this instead of showering. There was a time I wouldn't have thought to make that disclaimer, but then I read this thread.

# ? May 8, 2017 04:23

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

I feel like drying out particularly sensitive skin isn't really that great of a solution.

# ? May 8, 2017 04:26

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

ArbitraryC posted:

I feel like drying out particularly sensitive skin isn't really that great of a solution.

Once you build up a callous you won't feel a thing. If your boulders start cracking, just use some Working Hands.

# ? May 8, 2017 04:32

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Bag balm keeps your sac soft and makes a great lube

# ? May 8, 2017 04:38

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

What has happened to this thread?

# ? May 8, 2017 04:40

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

zakharov posted:

What has happened to this thread?

It is now about the pungent musk of a freshly shorn scrotum! :catstare:

# ? May 8, 2017 04:42

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 00:15

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Your sac produces pheremones which are either irresistible or in goons cases a huge red flag to women

# ? May 8, 2017 04:46

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