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LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!



I'm not sure that it isn't McElwain, but I saw somewhere that it's probably the Jimmy Johns guy that has an actual history of defiling dead animals.

God, I hope it isn't Mac.

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BigSexyWitGlasses
Nov 1, 2009

Sharknado 6 looking good :coolfish:

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit



That happened fast

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

LeeMajors posted:

I'm not sure that it isn't McElwain, but I saw somewhere that it's probably the Jimmy Johns guy that has an actual history of defiling dead animals.

What the gently caress

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


AsInHowe posted:

What the gently caress

http://fortune.com/2015/08/04/jimmy-johns-trophy-hunting/

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I have only seen things saying it wasn't McElwain, so there is that.

Edit: also Jimmy Johns loving sucks, its a poo poo tier sandwhich shop.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Idiot isn't even current

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

swickles posted:

I have only seen things saying it wasn't McElwain, so there is that.

Edit: also Jimmy Johns loving sucks, its a poo poo tier sandwhich shop.

if you look really close at the neckline it starts to be more clearly photoshopped

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Florida fans need to stop making excuses for their creepy shark loving coach imo

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Like if you lined up every single college football coach and asked random people who had never watched a game to pick out which one they think probably fucks sharks most of them are definitely picking McElwain first. Dude gives off some strong shark loving vibes

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







MourningView posted:

Like if you lined up every single college football coach and asked random people who had never watched a game to pick out which one they think probably fucks sharks most of them are definitely picking McElwain first. Dude gives off some strong shark loving vibes

I could see Harbaugh trying to send a message.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

MourningView posted:

Florida fans need to stop making excuses for their creepy shark loving coach imo

I hope it is him

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


MourningView posted:

Like if you lined up every single college football coach and asked random people who had never watched a game to pick out which one they think probably fucks sharks most of them are definitely picking McElwain first. Dude gives off some strong shark loving vibes

I don't disagree with you. It's totally plausible for him to get hammered on a bunch of pina coladas while offshore and listening to Buffett then dry hump one of his catches.

LeeMajors fucked around with this message at 13:54 on May 8, 2017

Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD

FizFashizzle posted:

I could see Harbaugh trying to send a message.

Harbaugh would use his shark loving for an excuse to have a Florida recruiting satellite camp

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



If he's going to get anywhere I think he'll need to flip the shark over, no?

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
what kind of idiot has sex with a shark instead of dolphins like che

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

FizFashizzle posted:

I could see Harbaugh trying to send a message.

I don't think Harbaugh has sex with anything

vyst posted:

If he's going to get anywhere I think he'll need to flip the shark over, no?

Hmmm you seem to know an awful lot about loving sharks, is this just one of those Florida Man things?

MourningView fucked around with this message at 14:33 on May 8, 2017

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

:lol: if you havent tried to put your dillz in a shark before

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

KKKLIP ART posted:

:lol: if you havent tried to put your dillz in a shark before

goes better than putting the dilz in a ninja

Duckaerobics
Jul 22, 2007


Lipstick Apathy
Auburn redshirt freshman QB Woody Barrett just announced he is leaving the school. It's not super surprising because he fell behind true freshman Malik Willis on the depth chart, and didn't look good in the spring game. I think he has a shot at being a good qb, and I hope he finds the right place.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/861621496996823041

Likely story, coach

pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 18:04 on May 8, 2017

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
That's exactly what someone nude and humping a shark would say

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




This is not one of the tweets I expected to see this year

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

well whoever it is should get a job as a McElwain impersonator

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
No eyebrows and disgusting teeth.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Even if he's not THAT shark fucker he is definitely A shark fucker

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"I did not have sexual relations with that shark"

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



MourningView posted:

Even if he's not THAT shark fucker he is definitely A shark fucker

This Nova Southeastern pep rally is getting weird

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Looking forward to the College Gameday signs and the Gainesville police blotter updates that follow.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Anals of History posted:

Looking forward to the College Gameday signs and the Gainesville police blotter updates that follow.


bEware
.Sharks!
.Penetrating
.Nerd

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Seems like as good a time as any to post this.

(:nws: text)

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Pakled posted:

Seems like as good a time as any to post this.

(:nws: text)


amazing. rest of series (big10 etc ) please

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







What the gently caress is going on at Ole Miss

edit* lol florida

FizFashizzle fucked around with this message at 19:39 on May 8, 2017

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Wait, why are so many people googling 'jerk off instruction,' wtf.

Rub it til it spurts. Rinse, repeat.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

mastershakeman posted:

amazing. rest of series (big10 etc ) please

Looks like they only did the SEC, unfortunately.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



LeeMajors posted:

Wait, why are so many people googling 'jerk off instruction,' wtf.

Rub it til it spurts. Rinse, repeat.

SEC educations

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Arkansas' appears to be entirely aspirational so I guess good job by them being the least weird SEC school

MourningView fucked around with this message at 20:26 on May 8, 2017

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Also, lol at Mississippi State lovin the fatties and weeaboos

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

vyst posted:

SEC educations

Alas the Bible is sorely lacking a jerk off teatament.

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I am skeptical anyone ever typed the phase "ebony lesbians."

It seems too...poetic? for porn.

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