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Fleta Mcgurn posted:3. The kids were tasked with choosing, researching, and presenting about a topic at the intersection of biology and technology. Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > PYF poo poo kids say: Shut the HELL UP, Frank e: God drat it, didn't mean to snipe. Adding quote for context.
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Rihanna is funny as hell and also fierce
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May 6, 2017 02:26
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"You know, Auntie Cath, when I was a kid..." Little dude, you're five.
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May 6, 2017 03:25
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A redditor relayed questions to his 3-year-old son and posted the answers. link
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May 6, 2017 06:14
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:A redditor relayed questions to his 3-year-old son and posted the answers. link Living in Italy, this made me choke on my morning coffee. (Aglio Oglio is amazing btw)
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May 6, 2017 07:33
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My 3yr old daughter renamed her lego friends Cinderella "Chunderbobs"
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May 6, 2017 12:42
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:This is a really common thing with kids and it's why the current trend is to teach kids about "tricky people" instead, people who tell lies or want something from them. I think there's a worry that teaching kids to avoid all strangers could lead to them not asking for help if they're lost or in trouble. There's a super dark plot thread in the movie Short Cuts about this. That movie is brutal on 90s parenting in general. Also parenting in general
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May 7, 2017 01:02
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cakesmith handyman posted:My 3yr old daughter renamed her lego friends Cinderella "Chunderbobs" Not sure a three year old should be reading the Confused Indian Men thread.
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May 7, 2017 04:37
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At a family gathering a friend's 5 year old announces loudly to everyone "Do you know what... My grandad, he can't walk", her parents explain that her great-grandfather has had an operation and now needs a wheel chair. A minute later she turns to my Granddad and asks "Can you walk?". Also looking at her dinner plate "That's too much for me, I only have a little mouth". Which is ironic as she's the most outspoken kid I've ever met.
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May 7, 2017 21:27
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my 4 year old nephew, while his parents were trying to decide whether to pizza or chinese for dinner: "let's just order pizza, for christ's sake."
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May 8, 2017 00:15
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DemonDarkhorse posted:my 4 year old nephew, while his parents were trying to decide whether to pizza or chinese for dinner: "let's just order pizza, for christ's sake." This is a good boy. Settled a nice case of choice paralysis. I hope he enjoyed that pizza.
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May 8, 2017 00:16
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cakesmith handyman posted:My 3yr old daughter renamed her lego friends Cinderella "Chunderbobs" When my cousin was that age (she's now 17 ;A;) she loved Spongebob Squarepants but it came out "Bobbobs Squhsqunts." Obviously I still call it that.
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May 8, 2017 05:06
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ME: "What would you have in your dream house?" MAY: "A big chicken!"  Every country. Every time. <----youtube link (sfw) e: If you listen to that song, it'll be in your head for days. Don't say I didn't warn you. Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 06:20 on May 8, 2017 |
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May 8, 2017 06:03
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DemonDarkhorse posted:my 4 year old nephew, while his parents were trying to decide whether to pizza or chinese for dinner: "let's just order pizza, for christ's sake." Kid gets it. If you really, really can't decide between two options then there's obviously not much difference between them in terms of how much you'll enjoy it so, gently caress it, just pick one. Flip a coin if you have to.
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May 8, 2017 10:51
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Apropos of absolutely nothing, in the middle of class: TOM: "Fleta, we have a naked picture." ME: "Oh, yeah? Who is it?" JAYDEN: "Justin Bieber." ME: "Ew, no thanks." RIHANNA: "Why not?" ME: "He's not my type." FRANK: "What is your type?" ME: Christian Bale in the 1994 version of Little Women. "Uhhh, smart. I like smart men." *a pause* SIMON: "Oh, HAWKING! You love Hawking!" ME: ".....okay." P.S. I did not look at the picture of Justin Bieber. P.P.S. Rihanna Photoshopped a picture of their (female) class head teacher to look like Stephen Hawking. P.P.P.S. Rihanna just informed me that her presentation team's name is Walnut Milk Butt.  P.P.P.P.S. "Can we do our presentation on prosthetic penises?" (Fine with me, tbh, if it exists.) Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 07:42 on May 9, 2017 |
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May 9, 2017 07:15
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Okay, sorry for the double post after adding all those edits to the last one, but this deserves its own entry: "Condoms" won over "prosthetic dicks" in the coin toss, so I suggested they look at Latex alternatives. ME: "Some people are allergic to the material they make most condoms out of. For example, Durex." FRANK: "What about Jissbon?"  ME: *trying and failing not to smile* "Yes, like Jissbon." RIHANNA: "Why are you laughing?" ME: "Well, 'Jissbon' sounds funny to native English speakers." Long story short, I explained the etymology as best I could. ME: "So, um, when people finish having sex, that's the name we have for the stuff that comes out of the man's penis." FRANK: "What's a penis?" *Sam punches Frank in the crotch* FRANK: "OKAY I UNDERSTAND." RIHANNA; "It's what I have and you don't!" FRANK: "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?" Then Rihanna insisted I draw a condom for her. I didn't.
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May 9, 2017 07:51
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Fleta, you can double post as much as you want. Hell, make it a triple, all the more content for us to enjoy.
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May 9, 2017 10:01
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Considering Rihanna was willing to lead a revolt against the school administration, while I was a big(ger) wimp in my own secondary school days, I'd say she's got what I don't got too 
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May 9, 2017 12:02
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:FRANK: "What's a penis?" Frank, shut the HELL up!
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May 9, 2017 15:10
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How old are these children?
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May 9, 2017 16:14
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oldpainless posted:How old are these children? iirc they're like 17-18
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May 9, 2017 19:53
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It's less "kids say the darndest things" and more "teenagers from a weird foreign culture who speak English as a second language say the darndest things"
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May 9, 2017 22:21
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My 5-year-old daughter suddenly grew attached to the Rudolph the Reindeer doll that we have, so we put on that old Rudolph movie. After the abominable snow monster whacked Rudolph on the head and knocked him out, my daughter started crying. "Why did he make Rudolph's HP go to 0?!" 
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May 10, 2017 01:02
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sweeperbravo posted:iirc they're like 17-18 Yep Kevyn posted:It's less "kids say the darndest things" and more "teenagers from a weird foreign culture who speak English as a second language say the darndest things" Yep but they're still legal minors and the "PYF ESL student quotes" thread never got much traction, so...technicality? I really hope they come up with some useful information about condoms, since they don't have sex ed here. U-DO Burger posted:My 5-year-old daughter suddenly grew attached to the Rudolph the Reindeer doll that we have, so we put on that old Rudolph movie. After the abominable snow monster whacked Rudolph on the head and knocked him out, my daughter started crying. Your kiddo is amazing.
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May 10, 2017 01:14
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:FRANK: "What's a penis?" It's past midnight, I'm exhausted, and your posts still make me snicker. Incidentally, I was listening to one of my playlists on Youtube and "Man Down" started playing, and I immediately thought of Rihanna.
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May 10, 2017 06:13
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(Tom is singing in the hallway) ME: "Get to class, music man." TOM: "I am not a music man, I am a music sheep." 
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May 12, 2017 05:07
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haha that is fantastic Maybe some kind of idiom about following the music => being a music sheep? no idea
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May 12, 2017 11:10
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May 12, 2017 18:04
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Summing up 2017: I'm standing by the window with my 1.5 year old son. He makes a gesture to encompass all he sees, and very solemnly says "Poop".
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May 12, 2017 22:03
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Andy, the 8th grader, singing: "Watch out for my body rolls, WATCH OUT FOR MY BODY ROLLS, HIIIIGH KICKS HIIIIGH KICKS
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May 12, 2017 22:16
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I feel like some backstory is needed here.
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May 12, 2017 22:47
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Speedboat Jones posted:Andy, the 8th grader, singing: "Watch out for my body rolls, WATCH OUT FOR MY BODY ROLLS, HIIIIGH KICKS HIIIIGH KICKS I just listened to that again the other day.
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May 12, 2017 23:26
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Summing up 2017: i love this.
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May 13, 2017 21:30
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no, i don't need it now... not now...
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May 13, 2017 21:48
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One of those signatures is my name and looks exactly how I signed my name as a kid and it's freaking me out.
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May 14, 2017 02:00
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:One of those signatures is my name and looks exactly how I signed my name as a kid and it's freaking me out. Damnit, Billy.
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May 14, 2017 02:12
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From a friendquote:Son: Why do we exist?
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May 15, 2017 14:09
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It's about as good an explanation for humanity as any other. And given how big of jerks humans actually are, perhaps better than most.
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May 15, 2017 17:26
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My five-year-old asked if i wanted a picture of hers to hang up at work, and of course I said OK. She started dealing out a handful of cute pictures, typical stuff she likes to draw — cats on playgrounds, penguins, etc.., but topped off the stack with this: "You can hang this one on your door! It's a poop-splosion!"
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PXJ800 posted:My five-year-old asked if i wanted a picture of hers to hang up at work, and of course I said OK. She started dealing out a handful of cute pictures, typical stuff she likes to draw — cats on playgrounds, penguins, etc.., but topped off the stack with this: Was she inspired by this: http://rosalarian.tumblr.com/post/89667395285/rosalarian-my-friend-called-me-a-fecal-wizard
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