|
God drat that sheep is shifty
|
# ? May 6, 2017 23:43 |
|
|
# ? May 9, 2024 19:04 |
|
Of course its shifty, it is an acrylic sheep.
|
# ? May 7, 2017 03:12 |
|
That70sHeidi posted:Can't you cut a little of the mesh off around the edges and iron it on a hankie or sock to see if it sticks? I'm dumb, yes this is the way to go. Thank you. I dunno what girl clothing I would put one of these on, they're like 10" x 8". Most tops and stuff wouldn't be big enough. Especially since kids stop wearing "uncool" poo poo so early. I guess a jacket would work there, too. Seems like the actual kids who loved Lisa Frank and never got over it would be a better demographic but again, I thought these were tiny patches. I was going to sell them as-is. I don't mind putting in work, I just don't know the markets that well. The Snoo posted:I was thinking sewing each one kinda like this (black thread instead of orange tho): Yeah gently caress that. Plus, if I just did the outside, it wouldn't be anchored in the middle. I'd have to anchor it all over. Heck with that. cyberia posted:I ordered some makeup brushes from AliExpress on 29th March (during the big sale event) and they're the only thing that hasn't arrived from the stuff I ordered around that time. The tracking info (through EMS) says 'in transit' but hasn't updated since 30th March. So, goon hivemind, how much longer should I wait until I open a dispute saying I never got my stuff? Which shipping method did you use? Sometimes "in transit" is the last update, period, and some of the slower methods can take two months, easily. Figure out if you're still within the stated delivery timeframe. If you are, you gotta wait til that passes, or until the purchase protection is almost over, whichever is first. Then raise hell. Carbon Thief posted:Do you need to open a dispute separately for every item in an order? I ordered 5 things from the same seller on Feb. 3 and none of them have arrived. They extended the delivery date by 30 days, but it's past that new date now. You can just click the check box for the whole order, which automatically selects the check boxes for all the items. It's up to you if you want to extend it again or dispute.
|
# ? May 7, 2017 03:54 |
|
Surprisingly good quality patches just arrived (thanks thread!), now to see how many of my old work-shirts I can adorn until I get a Stern Talking To.
|
# ? May 7, 2017 03:57 |
|
Tiny Lowtax posted:So my first tree is fully grown. Now what? It has a red package on it counting down from 72 hours but I can't click on it or anything. Don't I get some sort of prize? How do I redeem it? You gotta tap the little red envelope thing hanging off the end.of the growth bar. Then your reward will popup. If it says you got zero coins, check your coupons.
|
# ? May 7, 2017 06:12 |
Duh Ugh posted:You gotta tap the little red envelope thing hanging off the end.of the growth bar. Then your reward will popup. If it says you got zero coins, check your coupons. Yeah it doesn't do anything. Nothing is responding to touch on the page. Stuff is moving, but nothing is responding to touch. What a colossal waste of time.
|
|
# ? May 7, 2017 12:09 |
|
Ten or so days ago I ordered a bunch of beauty stuff from Aliexpress, and they started trickling in on Friday. A little more than a week to get to The Netherlands is p drat good, considering it takes about two weeks when my mom sends me stuff from the US. First up - https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bra...2807435496.html They were a euro less when I ordered them. They seem okay, the handles are pretty cheap plastic, as are the metal fixings, but what do you expect for 4 funbux? They are cute. The bristles are more long and floppy than other brushes I own, esp on the larger brushes, but they worked just fine for putting on my various powders.They had a bit of a factory smell on them, nothing too offensive though, and it washed out when I cleaned them. Secondly, however- https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bra...2727368394.html These are pretty much the tits. I've never bought oval brushes before because they're pretty expensive compared to regular ones, but at this price I thought I'd try em out. There is a good density to the bristles and they worked great-way better than a beauty blender for BB cream-and they didn't even smell at all.
|
# ? May 7, 2017 14:39 |
|
I may need to buy this.
|
# ? May 7, 2017 21:20 |
|
How dare you post screenshot and not a link to that glorious shirt. Then again.. not that hard to find: https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20170507131838&SearchText=danny+devito+nacho
|
# ? May 7, 2017 22:19 |
|
Whelp, I know what everyone in the office is getting for Chrismahanukwanzika this year: 1 x cute animal snails correction tape material escolar kawaii stationery office school supplies papelaria 6M http://s.aliexpress.com/QRB7F3u6 Edit for fat thumbs.
|
# ? May 8, 2017 04:06 |
|
I'm glad this is USD45 otherwise I would have already ordered one and I'm not sure how I would explain a Limp Bizkit shower curtain to my housemates
|
# ? May 8, 2017 10:28 |
|
Yeah nobody wants to hear that you are pissing on the shower curtain.
|
# ? May 8, 2017 10:57 |
|
Cat painting quilting squares. There's something for everyone in this world. Hug in a Can fucked around with this message at 02:47 on May 9, 2017 |
# ? May 9, 2017 02:45 |
|
I ordered this for my friend for his birthday lol. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Top...2797993537.html
|
# ? May 9, 2017 02:48 |
|
This slime has the greatest product photo descriptions I've ever seen
|
# ? May 9, 2017 03:54 |
|
bog pixie posted:This slime has the greatest product photo descriptions I've ever seen terrible!!! crazy girl!!! Yes, yes you are
|
# ? May 9, 2017 04:02 |
ROBUST DEER TOOLS CO.
|
|
# ? May 9, 2017 07:08 |
|
Have You ever tried to hold down a buck deer down with one hand and extract his teeth with the other ✋? It takes a robust tool.
|
# ? May 9, 2017 07:15 |
|
well... i don't know what i expected other than ejaculating dildos (from a hand-controlled squeeze pump) when i searched for "cum." edit: this is a fun shirt, though: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cum...a9-0f4b254a41ee
|
# ? May 9, 2017 07:16 |
|
I bought slime from china once. It made my hands itch a whole lot and it turned red and rashy in seconds.
|
# ? May 9, 2017 07:24 |
|
Cum belongs in side, not in your hands silly.
|
# ? May 9, 2017 07:29 |
|
Synthbuttrange posted:I bought slime from china once. joke the friend
|
# ? May 9, 2017 07:36 |
|
I accidentally deleted this bookmark and missed you guys! Hi friends! Seed report: Blue strawberries are coming in nicely. Tit gourd seeds may be duds. Mystery seeds are coming in, still don't know what they are. Checking my order history is cheating. This is my bathroom storage in new apartment. These baskets are from Ali Express: And I got one of those triangular iridescent bags for a friend for a graduation gift and she is delighted to be a newly fledged social worker with pink and purple hair and a sparkly bag. Gotta catch up on this thread and make some big (less than $20) purchases!
|
# ? May 9, 2017 13:36 |
|
Why is it the things you want the most show up last, and the things you're relatively "eh" about show up super fast
|
# ? May 9, 2017 14:02 |
|
MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:Why is it the things you want the most show up last, and the things you're relatively "eh" about show up super fast Cognitive dissonance?
|
# ? May 9, 2017 14:05 |
|
It's been the opposite for me, the only thing I've been "eh" about was some incense holder that I didn't really need because I have a thing to use for incense already. It's been over a month and it's the only thing I never got, and it was like 2 bucks or less.
|
# ? May 9, 2017 14:07 |
|
WrenP-Complete posted:Cognitive dissonance? How?
|
# ? May 9, 2017 14:09 |
|
Maybe as you wait for the thing, you want it more and more, so the longer you wait, the more you want it. (Not a totally serious answer to not a totally serious question, I thought) Oh, here's the listing for the baskets: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Col...2782492352.html WrenP-Complete fucked around with this message at 14:25 on May 9, 2017 |
# ? May 9, 2017 14:12 |
|
Hug in a Can posted:
So would you actually quilt with these or spray mount them to a canvas or into a cheap frame and sell on Etsy? I'd probably do the latter, that's cheap for a decent markup. Also, I hav been waiting for a specific color of paper to come for so long that I've actually finished th project that I wanted to use it in and will hav to ordr MORE Ali stuff to work it into future projects whn it does finally show.
|
# ? May 9, 2017 18:52 |
|
That70sHeidi posted:So would you actually quilt with these or spray mount them to a canvas or into a cheap frame and sell on Etsy? I'd probably do the latter, that's cheap for a decent markup. I assumed "quilt with them" but dang! I love that business acumen! Worth a try, tbh!
|
# ? May 9, 2017 19:00 |
|
WrenP-Complete posted:Maybe as you wait for the thing, you want it more and more, so the longer you wait, the more you want it. (Not a totally serious answer to not a totally serious question, I thought) Oh no I meant "in order of original desire when ordered," which is why I was confused I was just expecting answers like"impatience" or "that's how the universe is," "cognitive dissonance" kinda threw me lol
|
# ? May 9, 2017 19:09 |
|
Got both my kawaii Ultraman fridge magnets and my magnetic putty in the mail today. Trip report on the putty: It's a little smaller than I expected (as are most things on ali) but it's still decent sized, about the same amount of putty you'd get in a silly putty egg. It's a bit stickier than silly putty, not quite as bad as like, used chewing gum however (it sticks to itself better than most surfaces I quickly discovered, probably due to magnetism). There's not really any odd smell to it surprisingly. I suspect this is stuff they normally ship out to like science toy stores or whatever, it even has a brand on the jar, "Mark's Thinking Putty" with a mad scientist cartoon. The colors are pretty too. The putty itself was in a plastic baggy inside the metal jar (and stuck to the lid when I opened it!) and is definitely magnetic. It came with a small (like, a cubic centimeter) magnet brick that is ultra powerful. It tried to attach itself to something INSIDE my desk while sitting on top of it. I made the mistake early on of just setting the magnet on top of the putty in the tin, and before my eyes it sunk right in as it grabbed the putty around it magnetically. It took mere seconds to be completely encased. There was only one plastic eyeball in the tin (the page shows two) but those were not the important part. I got the magenta/purple one for myself and the green one for my son who comes and stays with me in the summer in less than a month. I haven't opened his. And no, I haven't tasted it. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4co...2799944252.html
|
# ? May 9, 2017 19:20 |
|
MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:Oh no I meant "in order of original desire when ordered," which is why I was confused Cognitive dissonance probably isn't the right term, but there's something like confirmation bias there. Chances are the order the objects the arrive in is more or less random, but because you're anticipating some items any delay for those is more noticeable. And vice versa, the disappointment is exaggerated when it's not the item you wanted and your brain lets those memories form the basis for a pattern that isn't there.
|
# ? May 9, 2017 20:13 |
|
AreWeDrunkYet posted:Cognitive dissonance probably isn't the right term, but there's something like confirmation bias there. Chances are the order the objects the arrive in is more or less random, but because you're anticipating some items any delay for those is more noticeable. And vice versa, the disappointment is exaggerated when it's not the item you wanted and your brain lets those memories form the basis for a pattern that isn't there. Yeah, you are right. I had written confirmation bias first, and then thought cognitive dissonance might be a more approachable (and silly) idea. MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:Oh no I meant "in order of original desire when ordered," which is why I was confused
|
# ? May 9, 2017 20:23 |
https://meian.aliexpress.com/store/2343108 Stop giving me random coupons, aliexpress, they're scary... Edit: Was joking with friend and discovered that the search "penis mask" gives you some horrific executioners mask type things. This has to be my favourite for pictures. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Top-Grade-100-Latex-2017-Newest-latex-sex-dick-face-head-mask-halloween-penis-masks-party/32800124473.html Nettle Soup fucked around with this message at 23:20 on May 9, 2017 |
|
# ? May 9, 2017 23:07 |
|
Someone in the Awful Kickstarter thread linked to earbuds with glowing wires that are being sold at a markup through Kickstarter and I just bought a pair of the super cheap >$2 kind , because getting to live out the lie-action parts of the Money for Nothing video is worth at least that.
|
# ? May 10, 2017 00:17 |
|
Guy Mann posted:Someone in the Awful Kickstarter thread linked to earbuds with glowing wires that are being sold at a markup through Kickstarter and I just bought a pair of the super cheap >$2 kind , because getting to live out the lie-action parts of the Money for Nothing video is worth at least that. Got a link?
|
# ? May 10, 2017 00:57 |
|
Snowy posted:Got a link? Tears In A Vial posted:These USD179 glow in the dark headphones are just going to be some USD6 headphones from AliExpress, right? The one I got is a different cheaper model, it doesn't pulse in time with your music but it also doesn't have a separate battery you have to reacharge. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ste...2774277843.html
|
# ? May 10, 2017 01:06 |
|
PokeJoe posted:
I refuse to believe it is not secretly associated with this: EorayMel posted:High Quality Deer Blood Sexual Powder For Women
|
# ? May 10, 2017 01:27 |
|
|
# ? May 9, 2024 19:04 |
|
Guy Mann posted:The one I got is a different cheaper model, it doesn't pulse in time with your music but it also doesn't have a separate battery you have to reacharge. Those just glow in the dark, FYI. And the zipper makes them heavy so they fall out ofy ears all the time. Sound quality is non-existent, too. So, A++ product good seller
|
# ? May 10, 2017 01:38 |