ArbitraryC posted:

I [27f]was out on a girls night and was innocently flirting pretty hard with the bar tender. My fiances (28m) of 5 years brother (30sM) saw me and reported it back to him. Now things are so cold between us, maybe even breaking up and I want things back to normal. How?


After I innocently hugged him, innocently got his contact deets, innocently flashed him, and innocently hugged him, I innocently gave him some head.

Panfilo posted:

Yeah but just think about how him and others like him are going to be another ten years down the line at this rate.

I Said No posted:

Which story did the ANGRY MONKEY NOISES in the title come from? I haven't been able to find it.

Pick posted:

Nah, I think there was a real bad embittering when all the kids who were good in school graduated from college into a complete horseshit economy and slowly realized they were not going to become multi-millionaires. The guys who were going to get the super hot cheerleader girls were the guys who also got them in highschool. There was not going to be some up-ending where the dweebs took over the Earth and have Corvettes.

Blue Train posted:

Also curious about this

Pick posted:

There was not going to be some up-ending where the dweebs took over the Earth and have Corvettes.

TOOT BOOT posted:

LOL @ Pick being 27, I thought she was in her 40s or even 50s by the bitter old woman talk

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

goons have a long and storied history of being way too bitter for their age + life experiences tyvm

chitoryu12 posted:

I think it was some story where a guy was creeped out by his girlfriend's love of watching videos of animals killing and eating each other for no apparent reason.

dudeness posted:

yea, this forum is basically cigarettes for the soul.

edit: by which i mean it slowly kills you and makes you seem old and ugly.

Pick posted:

That's why you have to find what's truly important and hold onto it for dear life

ArbitraryC posted:

I [27f]was out on a girls night and was innocently flirting pretty hard with the bar tender. My fiances (28m) of 5 years brother (30sM) saw me and reported it back to him. Now things are so cold between us, maybe even breaking up and I want things back to normal. How?


After I innocently hugged him, innocently got his contact deets, innocently flashed him, and innocently hugged him, I innocently gave him some head.

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Couple things:

How do I get him back? My life doesn't exist without him in it.

Yes it does. Don't put that kind of pressure on yourself or the relationship. No matter what happens, you will find happiness. You're THAT great.

Pick posted:

That's why you have to find what's truly important and hold onto it for dear life

Blue Train posted:

idgi what's going on in this picture is it supposed to be funny or what

Pick posted:

dragon age

2

Pick posted:

Some days I think Dragon Age 2 is the only good thing that ever happened to me. Or ever.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Sometimes life just hands you a lesson, this one was the emotional version of the kobayashi maru. It's okay if it took you 10 years, now you'll know that sometimes you don't get to win.

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Okay, I understand the age difference may seem a little strange to most people, but it absolutely does not matter to either of us. I've always liked older men. It's not because of any psychological issues either.

Me and him met while I was in a homeless shelter. It was literally his first day out of prison for a non-violent charge. We ended up talking and deciding to see where it would go. Eventually we combined our money (about $350 total) to get a motel room together because who wants to live in a shelter where men and women arent even able to stand outside at the same time?

It went great at first. Our personalities went very well together and we shared many common interests. Despite our situation we were happy.

Our sexual energy was also very compatible. Eventually (about a month ago) he called an old boss in another town who offered to give him his job back as soon as he could come to the area.
We got there and have been in the same motel room since and paying ridiculous weekly rent. We were even happier.

But heres the thing: I am not a very social person to begin with. So I was not at all bothered by the fact that I knew no one in this town and stayed in the motel room all day by myself except for trips to the dollar store. I am STILL looking for a job though, without much success.

Well, a couple weeks ago he decided to get back into the habit of using a substance again. I wanted to try it to and I admit I like it. We spent a while week using this substance and he got fired and we were almost homeless again. But we had a great time and despite the negative consequences, I believe this experience together made our relationship impossibly stronger.

He got his job back and hes doing well, although he lost a Dollar per hour and some days. But we continued to use said substance and performed the same (usually strange sexual activities) as usual on said substance. Basically, when we used it We only spent time together. Nobody else ever made contact with us besides our guy (provides the substance) and the people he worked with when he used some to get through the day and the people who handed me money while no panhandled for 2 days and made over $160 during those 2 days because I stood out for 8 hours each day.

Now I tell my boyfriend everything because I love him and want him to know what's going on in my life.

We live in the hood so the while time I was panhandling people would ask me to prostitute and I would say no and that I had a boyfriend.

A few important instances; the power went out while he was at work and a guy in a truck pulled up while I was sitting outside my room on my laptop because I didn't want go sit in a dark room, and he asked me if I knew Lisa. I said no. Now, keep in mind he knows where I live now because he saw me sitting in front of my room. At the time i thought he was innocent enough.

The next day he pulled up beside me while I was panhandling and asked me to prostitute (for only $40 no less) of course I said no.

2 days later he SHOWS UP at my door and knocks. I was terrified so I pretended not to be home.

Ok, a few days ago I was on said substance with my boyfriend and was a little dehydrated amd didnt know that I had the begginings of a yeast infection. Therefore my vagina was dry and we couldn't do much in terms of that. So I focused on him instead. Then the next day he finally got me to get a little wet and we messed around. After he was done, he accused my vagina of being different and said I was cheating.

I tried to tell him that most womens vaginas get a little looser before a period (at least mine does.) He didnt believe me. Even though 2 days later my period came like I told him. He said that I must have had a bigger penis in me despite me being too shy to even aproach men even without sexual intent. He will not believe me no maymtter what I say.

Not only that he thinks I'm trying to keep him away from my vagina to "let it shrink" even though I'm actually just trying to cure a yeast infection that is pretty much his fault (I won't go into detail about that.)

Then he accused me of prostituting and said I INVITED the creepy guy to my room and cant seem to comprehend that it's possible for him to know my room number because he saw me sitting in front of it, NOT because I gave it to him. He also says making small talk politely with any man as I walk down the street is disrespectful to him even though that sounds like extreme jealousy to me.

Then I told him about my depression and how I open my door to let in fresh air and it helps, but then he accused me of trying to invite men in because apparently people only open their front door to let people know they can come in.

But I do everything for him. When he thought he might get arrested I threw away my belongings and was prepared to go into hiding and risk everything for him. Yet he would probably still accuse me of cheating then.

I know it sounds crazy but I really care about this guy and don't even want to imagine losing him.

Tl;Dr
Relationship going well, boyfriend starts accusing me of cheating at the slightest bodily change.

Pick posted:

Sometimes, the real winning is Dragon Age 2.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

owned.txt

Innocently flirting hard

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

This one is only funny when you just read the title, but I had to post the whole thing, I was cringing so hard.
Boyfriend (50M) accusing me (18F) of cheating because my vagina is "different"

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pick posted:

That's why you have to find what's truly important and hold onto it for dear life

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

This one is only funny when you just read the title, but I had to post the whole thing, I was cringing so hard.
Boyfriend (50M) accusing me (18F) of cheating because my vagina is "different"

Panfilo posted:

Pick if this is what your twenties are like then you're not gonna like your thirties because people just get progressively more petty and autistic with age.

Troposphere posted:

Pick posted:

That's why you have to find what's truly important and hold onto it for dear life

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u/slobmate

Before you say it, moving out immediately isn't an option. I just relocated and haven't found a job yet. Was laid off from my last, the only income I currently have is unemployment. I am on the lease and pay rent.

So. Housemate is a super nice person and graciously gave me a room. We get along great.

The issue is cleanliness. I do 100% of the cleaning. Literally all of it. Now, I don't mind doing some extra because I'm not working right now.

But in addition to normal daily chores I clean up her disgusting messes. Such as: bloody snot in the bathroom sink. Menstrual blood on the toilet and floor. poo poo smeared in the toilet seat (not splashback either, poo poo ON TOP OF the toilet seat). She has a bearded dragon and almost never cleans his cage. The one time she did there was bedding, dead crickets, and poo poo left in the kitchen sink. She never puts her dishes in the dishwasher. All she'd have to do is literally turn around. They pile up in the sink instead. Or sit on the coffee table rotting.

Her personal hygeine is also unreal. She never showers. She's a heavy girl so sweats a bit more and goes 1 1/2 - 2 weeks without a shower. Which would be her issue but sometimes I can't be in the house she smells so bad. Everything sits on stinks. I've had to shut my door and burn a candle or incense to keep her BO out of my room enough to tolerate sleeping here.

We each have a dog and she never cleans up after her/them either. They don't get clean water unless I give it to them. Their food bowls were disgusting and looked like they'd never been washed. They wouldn't even come clean anymore, I threw them out and bought new.

I promise I'm not a neat freak and I understand that sometimes people make messes and either don't notice, get sidetracked, or don't have time to clean it up right then. But this is insanity. I feel like I'm going to catch something just using the bathroom.

I don't even know how to bring this up. I shouldn't HAVE to bring it up to a middle aged woman to WIPE poo poo OFF THE TOILET and blood off the floor and don't leave dead insects in the sink. But yet here it is. Help me Reddit. This isn't a quirk of mine I'd like her to accommodate. This is basic common sense and I've no idea how to start this conversation with an adult.

tl;dr Room mate never cleans and leaves horrible messes of body fluids for me to clean up. Personal hygeine is deplorable.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

This one is only funny when you just read the title, but I had to post the whole thing, I was cringing so hard.
Boyfriend (50M) accusing me (18F) of cheating because my vagina is "different"