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Labor budget. starkebn posted:there's also the fact receiving welfare from the government to prevent further social problems is not equivalent to selling your time and skills to an employer Lighten up buddy, I think we all get it.
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JBP posted:Labor budget. 
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starkebn posted:there's also the fact receiving welfare from the government to prevent further social problems is not equivalent to selling your time and skills to an employer Never forget that citizens exist to serve the government, not the other way around.
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I had a week off work to recover from my wisdom teeth getting pulled out and It was the longest loving week of my life WITH drugs. I cant imagine being unemployed for any amount of time and not getting lit af on the reg.
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If I was unemployed I would loving smoke weed every day and play PS2, no worries.
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I wonder how Labor would be treated if they had a tax and spend bud..
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hooman posted:I wonder how Labor would be treated if they had a tax and spend bud.. This cartoon but unironically needs to happen
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Laserface posted:I had a week off work to recover from my wisdom teeth getting pulled out and It was the longest loving week of my life WITH drugs. I cant imagine being unemployed for any amount of time and not getting lit af on the reg. i play video games and have crippling depression
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NSW Liberal MP Peter Phelps has compared the State Government's healthy canteen strategy to sex acts, suggesting students are being told that oral sex is "OK" three times a week but sausage rolls can only be had once a semester. There are now calls for Premier Gladys Berejiklian to pull Dr Phelps into line after he criticised his own Government's new healthy school canteen strategy. Dr Phelps denied there was a child obesity epidemic while criticising the messages of sex education in state schools. "Welcome to the New South Wales education system," he said. "Where students can be told 'it's OK to fellate your boyfriend three times a week, but because of health requirements you can only have a sausage roll once every semester'." Dr Phelps said "public health totalitarianism" was expanding not only in NSW but across the whole nation and "nanny state-ism" has reached an "insidious" level. It is not the job of the Government to instruct people how to live nor to tell parents how to raise their children, he said. Students are given no choice in the new healthy school canteen strategy, the MP said, and the obesity epidemic is a "myth". "It is all about control," he said. "There is a willing cohort of public health activists who are always ready to fabricate a crisis to get on the public teat and get a bit of Government money." The Government's Institute of Health and Welfare says one in four Australian children were overweight or obese between 2015-2016. Discretionary foods — those that are not necessary to provide the nutrients the body needs and are often high in saturated fats, sugars and salt — made up 39 per cent of children's energy intake between 2011-12. The Opposition's health spokesman, Walt Secord, said Dr Phelp's remarks crossed the line. "I think it's time the Premier acted on Dr Phelps ... he does this on a weekly bases he just makes outlandish, outrageous comments and he is beginning to treat the Parliament like a 1950s locker room," he said.
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ungulateman posted:i play video games and have crippling depression In Canberra they call that "leaning".
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JBP posted:In Canberra they call that "leaning". Yeah but to them "lifting" is owning a bunch of property and rentseeking like a mofo.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:NSW Liberal MP Peter Phelps has compared the State Government's healthy canteen strategy to sex acts, suggesting students are being told that oral sex is "OK" three times a week but sausage rolls can only be had once a semester. I imagine you'd have to suck a lot of cocks to get fat from it
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As part of the Turnbull government’s welfare reforms, the four week wait for welfare has been scrapped, and the Newstart Allowance will be streamlined with six other payments into a new “JobSeeker Payment”. A demerit points system, similar to driving demerits, will also be introduced for around 1.2 million unemployed people, and will save the government $632 million over five years from 2016. Jobseekers will start on zero demerits on the “Personal Responsibility Phase”, and accrue demerit points if they miss meetings or interviews without a reasonable excuse. Failing to start a job plan, look for work, attend an appointment or participate in Work for the Dole will earn you one demerit point. If you don’t turn up for a job interview, you’ll be hit with three demerit points. If you get four demerit points in six months you’ll enter a three strike “Intensive Compliance Phase” and will: - lose 50% of fortnightly payments for the first strike; - lose 100% of fortnightly payments for the second strike; - have payments cancelled for four weeks for a third strike. At any point, if you get offered a job and don’t accept it, your welfare payments will be cancelled for four weeks.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:NSW Liberal MP Peter Phelps has compared the State Government's healthy canteen strategy to sex acts, suggesting students are being told that oral sex is "OK" three times a week but sausage rolls can only be had once a semester. 
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Anidav posted:If you get four demerit points in six months you’ll enter a three strike “Intensive Compliance Phase” and will: any word yet on how you pay rent or bills once they cut your payments?
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starkebn posted:any word yet on how you pay rent or bills once they cut your payments? You have to go to the JSA and ask for a certain percent back. Or go on the street fuckface
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Hunter - Jam Roll On a Perth bound train, with no valid ticket, I'm broke as a joke with no smokes, I cant kick it, Its my habbit, I gotta have a niccotine addiction, Every days a packet I'm a rabbit on a mission, To get my fortnightly form in, Me and all the rest of the dole bludgers swarm in on centrelink, Did you apply for any jobs? Nah mate I stayed home and played with my knob, But thats not what I really said of course I lied, And rattled off a list of places that I never applied, Coles gently caress no I aint pushin a trolly, I handed in my resume, thats what I told the wally, I rang up this place and they said that theyd call back, I didnt even pick up the phone because I'm too slack, Got out of bed about 2 oclock, Sat on the couch and watched the idiot box, My brains rotten, from too much pot and piss, But thankyou Mr taxpayer for financing this Stan, stan, hes our man, I stay home and watch beauty and the beast because I can, Bold and the beautiful comes on and I'm disgusted, But I sit through it because the remote controls busted, I lusted, after Sophie Lee at 4, Man why isnt she on tv anymore, Knock on the door and its a couple of my mates, We all pitch in for the juice of fermented grapes Its great, All I do is hand in a form, And sit on the couch and watch the internet porn, Maybe just maybe ill get a job one day, With the minimum hours, and the maximum pay Under special skills, youve got poet. How many interviews have you had? None. But youve put in applications? Yep. But you didnt get any interviews? Nup, can I go now? Yeah. I lie to the government every 2 weeks, And hand in my form and make a hasty retreat, Because the lowest of the low, hang out at the dole league, The rough cunts out the front, there always tryin to roll me, "OI mate, you got a coin for the train?" Bullshit mate you want somethin for your vein, I strain my eyes reading the yellow pages, To fill out my job dairy, it took me bloody ages, The stages, that I go through are endless, I spendless, so lets not pretend this is fun, Even though that it is, especially when my mates come around and get pissed, This is the life that I chose to lead, A job i dont need, I'd rather smoke weed, And once a fortnight have a real good feed, Am i a dole bludger? YES INDEED.
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Citizen, raise your hands and face the wall or prepare to be subjected to Intensive Compliance.
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There ain't no drugs for the bludgers Illegal to grow trees I got HECS to pay, I got mouth to feed There ain't nothing in this world for free I know I can't slow down I can't hold back though you know I wish I could There ain't no drugs for the bludgers Until we close our eyes for good
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$130 a week with everything included is a small price to pay to enter the doof world.
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I assumed that front page a was a poo poo mockup, not something an actual person was paid money to do.
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The Fauves - I'll Work When I'm Dead
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asio posted:Hunter - Jam Roll Thanks Geelong City Council https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L92vl_Qt2Po
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I'd for real do that on the short term in Byron but doing it in Sydney seems significantly worse mostly because of the weather and living in an urban doof community (lol)
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lol that you have to do house chores when you don't even live in the house
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Recoome posted:lol that you have to do house chores when you don't even live in the house
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^^^ nah there's probably a portable stove in the yard.Recoome posted:lol that you have to do house chores when you don't even live in the house You have to assume that "yard maintenance" would be the job of the person who lives in the yard.
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how the gently caress is that even a worthy NTNews front page?
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hooman posted:^^^ nah there's probably a portable stove in the yard. grid maintenance
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starkebn posted:how the gently caress is that even a worthy NTNews front page? Slow news day, no one had a fist fight with a shellfish or got their dick stuck somewhere amusing.
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