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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

Bibliotechno Music posted:

So...


How do you wipe your rear end in a top hat after a soap poo poo?

With a soapy poo poo, that log just glides out of there like your rear end is teflon.

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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

With a soapy poo poo, that log just glides out of there like your rear end is teflon.

With a diet in high fat you don't have to rely on that.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Bibliotechno Music posted:

So...


How do you wipe your rear end in a top hat after a soap poo poo?

Why would you need to? It's self-cleaning.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Ularg posted:

Loofa, duh

Strap in boys, we're going back in!

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

zoux posted:

We were supposed to be on about how they made a fat bodywash bottle....not whatever the hell this is

Give it a bit, the homemade AUG will wash out.

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
I was hoping someone would link one of the cheese-legged mounds of diabetes from earlier in the thread and make a joke about "where's the Dove bottle shaped like this" and then someone else would have said "no amount of body wash can help that" and so on and so on

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUjh4DE8FZA

Shower hammer yo.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Wow, 60 posts about soap.

It doesn't get goonier than that.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Picnic Princess posted:

Wow, 60 posts about soap.

It doesn't get goonier than that.

Yeah, we should wash our hands of this derail.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something
Yeah, lets switch to another topic us goonz love.


Guys, I hear the latest Yankee Candles are almost out! I was blown away when I bought Sandalwood Dreams a few months ago, and then they totally topped themselves when they released Tropical Jazz. I seriously can't wait to see what they come up with in Q2. I hear rumors they're going to be dabbling in "scents of asia"!!!!!

So what else is new in YC fandom, fellow CandleBros?!?!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Hedrigall posted:

What do you do with your towels?

Use them until they no longer fit through the door, them break them into little pieces and hide them. :shrug:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Bibliotechno Music posted:

So...


How do you wipe your rear end in a top hat after a soap poo poo?

Bidet.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Yeah, lets switch to another topic us goonz love.


Guys, I hear the latest Yankee Candles are almost out! I was blown away when I bought Sandalwood Dreams a few months ago, and then they totally topped themselves when they released Tropical Jazz. I seriously can't wait to see what they come up with in Q2. I hear rumors they're going to be dabbling in "scents of asia"!!!!!

So what else is new in YC fandom, fellow CandleBros?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0e-he_dU58

Edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2tue_UHDWE

Ularg has a new favorite as of 09:02 on May 9, 2017

robotsinmyhead
Nov 29, 2005

Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!

Clever Betty
AUG Thread: Shower Technique-based meltdowns.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I love wasting water so I take scalding baths up to my neck in water on the reg. It's not that it's in any way better than a shower but it wastes a lot more water and I don't have to be standing to waste water so it's a lot less effort to waste a lot more water.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Now that's a username / post combo.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Picnic Princess posted:

Wow, 60 posts about soap.

It doesn't get goonier than that.

Of course it can. Wait for the GBS 'bathes once a week' crew to get wind of this and they'll be here to tell us about their essential musks.

Disproportionate Orphan
Apr 17, 2009
No soap. Radio.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


She looks twice as heavy in the webcam as she does in her dramatic reconstruction.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
nsfw

http://kotaku.com/overwatch-healsluts-turn-playing-support-into-an-erotic-1786553002
https://www.reddit.com/r/HealSluts/

Tetracube has a new favorite as of 17:18 on May 9, 2017

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Yeah healsluts is an amazing place.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Eh, having a kink really tends to limit either your partner pool or your own experiences. If being a submissive Mercy helps consenting adults find each other, then more power to them.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I play support in League of Legends, and a non-zero amount of people hit on me in-game, jokingly I assumed, when I play well. Now I don't know how serious those people are.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Paladinus posted:

I play League of Legends

In keeping with the theme of the thread :mmmhmm:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Wow, that dude is like 15 Hefty 55 gallon Contractor Trash Bag boxes tall!

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something
Good to see Disney is bringing back the Country Bear Jamboree.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.


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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Picking out a ring for his sweetie pie



It's a Real Doll

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

AUG Thread: There are no hard and fast rules when it comes to healsluts

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





This picture is even better if the long hair makes your brain try to see it as a lady for a second.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Bombadilillo posted:

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Help, I've fallen (laughing) and I can't get up!

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Sasquatch has remained undetected by learning to camouflage himself at Walmart.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Somehow I can't bring myself to be disgusted. I'm convinced he's about to turn around, banjo in hand, ready to play some old-fashioned bluegrass while mamaw serves up some beans and cornbread. It's almost charming.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Screaming Idiot posted:

Somehow I can't bring myself to be disgusted. I'm convinced he's about to turn around, banjo in hand, ready to play some old-fashioned bluegrass while mamaw serves up some beans and cornbread. It's almost charming.



Is this charming

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
It makes me think of Charmin, sure.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


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Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Do you think the person in the scooter knows the other is there?

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