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Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
Lmao at UF students searching UF

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Spintzel posted:

Lmao at UF students searching UF

We have some great trim. I'm not surprised

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Holy moly, Vandy.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Vandy likes themselves some of those king size chocolate bars.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Man they love their porn at Mizzou.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

I am not okay with the increase in mom-type entries, especially after these dudes are coming back from presumably spending time mostly at home

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

LeeMajors posted:

Wait, why are so many people googling 'jerk off instruction,' wtf.

Rub it til it spurts. Rinse, repeat.

I think "guided masturbation" might be a better descriptor of what they're looking for.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Big black dick being searched at Auburn is great

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

MourningView posted:

Alas the Bible is sorely lacking a jerk off teatament.

The Old Testament would disagree.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
2017 is loving weird, my friends

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

General Dog posted:

I think "guided masturbation" might be a better descriptor of what they're looking for.

Aggie JOI fan spotted

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Declan MacManus posted:

Aggie JOI fan spotted

Sometimes it's just nice to have that element of interactivity, you know. Sort of like Winky Dink and You for grownups.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Early signing period has been approved for C/O 2018. It'll happen December 20-22 this year.

The upside to an early signing day is the ability for kids to end the process or, in the case of the rare 3* at Alabama, sign on before Nick Saban finds another kid he likes better and dumps you 12 hours before NSD.

Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 00:12 on May 9, 2017

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

The Glumslinger posted:

2017 is loving weird, my friends

We're getting better and better at tracking and measuring how weird we are.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

LeeMajors posted:

I'm not sure that it isn't McElwain, but I saw somewhere that it's probably the Jimmy Johns guy that has an actual history of defiling dead animals.

You called it, it was the Jimmy John's guy on the shark.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Crotch Bat posted:

Early signing period has been approved for C/O 2018. It'll happen December 20-22 this year.

The upside to an early signing day is the ability for kids to end the process or, in the case of the rare 3* at Alabama, sign on before Nick Saban finds another kid he likes better and dumps you 12 hours before NSD.

it's called natural selection and it's what got us all here as the biggest dicked primates goddammit

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

MourningView posted:

Arkansas' appears to be entirely aspirational so I guess good job by them being the least weird SEC school

between the arkansas sex education and the fact that fayetteville arkansas is Insanely loving Boring living here just loving destroys your imagination

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

everyone at work keeps making shark humping references at my expense!!

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
https://twitter.com/rossdellenger/status/861730223058014208

The most Louisianan tweet

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Gumbo without rice is just seafood soup

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/Singleshot25/status/862128944719548416

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


God bless that crazy Cajun bastard

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Craig K posted:

between the arkansas sex education and the fact that fayetteville arkansas is Insanely loving Boring living here just loving destroys your imagination

We're living in the age of ubiquitous internet and you're banging on about sex education again. Did you knock up a 14 yo back in 2003?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


I can't stop laughing

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








legs crossed, defensive posture, answering questions with a question

dude nakedly humped a shark

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
"Craig James Killed Five Hookers" is so five years ago. The new hotness is "Jim McElwain humped a shark."

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

tactlessbastard posted:

We're living in the age of ubiquitous internet and you're banging on about sex education again. Did you knock up a 14 yo back in 2003?

a goon having sex? i'd lose my account for that

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

can someone photoshop McElwain's face over that baby's face on Nirvana's Nevermind album and replace the dollar with a fish plz thx

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
This is clearly a message to the Nova Southeastern University Sharks and the Miami Dade College Sharka to stay out of the college football game. There are already a ton of schools competing for recruits in south Florida.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





I legit though this was Ted Cruz for a sec

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I legit though this was Ted Cruz for a sec

goon face blindness strikes again

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I can't stop thinking about Mac humping the shark and saying, "this is pretty cool, huh?" as he mugs for the camera

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

I really want dacoacho to succeed at LSU because he seems to fit so we'll there.

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat

I want to go back to 2006 and tell JS of the past "It's okay the Gators are currently beating FSU, in a few years they'll be a total dumpster fire and their coach will be publicly fighting accusations that he hosed a dead shark."

I'm surprised he didn't use items on the table to build a defensive wall while answering.

Also, what the gently caress, Orgeron is red as a bargain hot dog.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Jim McElwain humped the shark

When a coach humps the shark it's time to start watching the coaching carousel

Someone get that going on Twitter

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I learned today that shark skin feels like sandpaper, so add in some masochism to the mysterious shark humper who is definitely Jim McElwain.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I love my shark loving coach

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


vyst posted:

I love my shark loving coach

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Would you gently caress a shark for a natty?

Makes u think...

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Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

The Football Funhouse › NCAA Offseason N/V: gently caress that shark rear end, my dude

Edit: To be clear, A&M is still indeed rear end.

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