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drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Croc attacks man, that's not news, man attacks croc, that's news

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Paingod556
Nov 8, 2011

Not a problem, sir

starkebn posted:

how the gently caress is that even a worthy NTNews front page?

It's actually about the budget, using a metaphor their demographic can easily understand

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

Paingod556 posted:

It's actually about the budget, using a metaphor their demographic can easily understand

Still a better metaphor then whatever the gently caress those other front pages are portraying.

Nibbles!
Jun 26, 2008

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

make australia great again as well please
Do editors still pull the "Murdock has never told me what to write" rhetoric whilst every publication seems to reach the same independent editorial conclusion?

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Nibbles! posted:

Do editors still pull the "Murdock has never told me what to write" rhetoric whilst every publication seems to reach the same independent editorial conclusion?

You don't have to be told what to write to know what to write.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

JBP posted:

Slow news day, no one had a fist fight with a shellfish or got their dick stuck somewhere amusing.

'Man clams up after embarrassing battle with pugilist perriwinkle'

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

In other news:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-10/qantas-alan-joyce-pie-thrower-against-gay-marriage/8513596

quote:

Overheu, from the southern Perth suburb of Willeton, said he was opposed to Qantas' campaign in favour of marriage equality and wanted to make a statement.

"On the west coast, there's very limited opportunity to have connection with national figures," he said.

"From my reading, it would appear that Alan Joyce is very much part of a network trying to subvert the federal parliamentary process around the issue of marriage equality."
I knew it was going to be some grumpy Western Queenslander who didn't want to let those darn gays marry and unravel society.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
It's a very Labor budget! So maybe it's safe to vote Liberal now!

Some jedi mind tricks in these opinion pieces I swear.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Here is the latest chart that shows actual wage growth vs budget predictions

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

CrazyTolradi posted:

In other news:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-10/qantas-alan-joyce-pie-thrower-against-gay-marriage/8513596

I knew it was going to be some grumpy Western Queenslander who didn't want to let those darn gays marry and unravel society.

Yeah just heard this guy on the radio as well. Very upset about those uppity gays feeling like they should have equal rights and what is clearly a nation wide campaign of corporate bullying attempting social engineering against the wishes of the majority.

Also, he thinks this is the first time that corporate voices have been raised in this manner.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Anidav posted:

It's a very Labor budget! So maybe it's safe to vote Liberal now!

Some jedi mind tricks in these opinion pieces I swear.

they sure are working together pretty hard to forge that narrative

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

Bogan King posted:

Here is the latest chart that shows actual wage growth vs budget predictions



Gotta credit them for their eternal optimism!

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
A Anidav Optimistic Graph

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Coming up this month is the case against the "Bendigo Three", it'll be interesting to see how the laws play out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jCSGqWvL2U
Also UPF's Facebook page and admin accounts got removed. Suck poo poo.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
What if my substance is high fructose corn syrup and I have diabetes?

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

JBP posted:

What if my substance is high fructose corn syrup and I have diabetes?

:thermidor:

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

JBP posted:

What if my substance is high fructose corn syrup and I have diabetes?

Enjoy your front page spread, leaner.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Dude McAwesome posted:

Enjoy your front page spread, leaner.

sorry, the only spread I pay any attention to is nutella

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Pretty cool that if I fry my brain on ice because my life is hosed with no escape I just have to go and literally die of starvation.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

JBP posted:

Pretty cool that if I fry my brain on ice because my life is hosed with no escape I just have to go and literally die of starvation.

There is always crime.

-----------------------

Budget needs 1M jobs in 5 years to make the numbers work. Budget predictions say that there will be 145K jobs less than that. Maybe that whole :byodood:LABAH BUGIT:byodood: is trying to play the long game of 'their numbers never work'.

edit: misread what was being said. It's only an Abbott promise that has 1M jobs needed 5 years out.

Bogan King fucked around with this message at 06:46 on May 10, 2017

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
Who is going to test all this piss?

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Zenithe posted:

Who is going to test all this piss?

:smugdon:

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
dare you enter my magical realm?

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
http://www.betootaadvocate.com/entertainment/cocaine-dependent-liberal-staffer-says-drug-testing-welfare-recipients-well-overdue/

Paingod556
Nov 8, 2011

Not a problem, sir

Zenithe posted:

Who is going to test all this piss?

Something something sniff test

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

CrazyTolradi posted:

In other news:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-10/qantas-alan-joyce-pie-thrower-against-gay-marriage/8513596

I knew it was going to be some grumpy Western Queenslander who didn't want to let those darn gays marry and unravel society.

Cool can we mash Dutton for incitement to violence now

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Solemn Sloth posted:

Cool can we mash Dutton for incitement to violence now

He'd make a decent shepherd's pie

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


How would they even determine such a thing?

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

MysticalMachineGun posted:

How would they even determine such a thing?

the same way they determine anything at centrelink, usually with an assumption that works against the applicant.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

MysticalMachineGun posted:

How would they even determine such a thing?

Failed a piss test at any point in the past? Congrats you're never getting DSP.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Cutting off the desperate from their means of survival is going to do only one thing - increase theft and other forms of crime.

Check and update your home security accordingly folks :toot:

screaden
Apr 8, 2009
so depressing to see people who are otherwise progressive and inclusive be so happy about drug testing

Quantum Mechanic
Apr 25, 2010

Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
:derp:Waaaah the Christians are out to get me:derp:

lol abbottsgonnawin

Lid posted:

What was the decision made?

I know this was a few pages ago but if you want NSW internal Greens drama here u go:

NSW has a committee called the Parliamentary Liaison Committee. It basically exists to ensure the MPs remain accountable to the party. It meets once a month, or more often if a) the party room can't reach consensus on a position or b) there is an interpersonal issue between MPs or members of their staff.

For literally fifteen years there's been a poo poo-fight about whether the MPs have a vote on the PLC, and whether the PLC has the power to direct their vote in Parliament. Two MPs in particular, Jeremy Buckingham and Justin Field, have been contemptuous of both the PLC and the idea that the party can and should be able to tell them what to do for years. Justin in particular openly mocks the concept that the party can direct him and that "his accountability to the party is preselection." Recall that in NSW upper house members are preselected every eight years.

Any effort to resolve this deadlock has been stonewalled by right-wing shitbags - Cate Faehrmann before Jeremy and Justin, Ian Cohen before her. It has been referred to the State Council roughly a dozen times and they finally got around to it last weekend, where the State Council voted 80/20 that the MPs do have a vote, but their combined vote will never be worth more than twice the vote of the rank and file reps on the PLC. With six reps and eight MPs, that means each rep is now worth roughly 3 votes.

Justin, Jeremy, Dawn Walker (the one who stole Richmond and Grayndler Federal campaign data for her preselection campaign) and Tamara Smith (MP for Ballina, lies about meeting stakeholders as part of her portfolio duties) have declared that they believe weighted votes are unconstitutional, that they reject the decision of the State Council (the highest decision-making body of the Greens NSW) and they will be withdrawing from participation in the PLC indefinitely.

They've essentially declared themselves to be independents.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY
Splitssssssssssss

Quantum Mechanic
Apr 25, 2010

Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
:derp:Waaaah the Christians are out to get me:derp:

lol abbottsgonnawin
Also worth noting 74% of the State Council diagreed with MPs having a vote at all, but decisions need 75% supermajority in the Greens to happen

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Classic latte sipping socialists. Always split. None of the tried and true communal fortitude and solidarity of the ALP.

Quantum Mechanic
Apr 25, 2010

Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
:derp:Waaaah the Christians are out to get me:derp:

lol abbottsgonnawin
At least it's not other states where the deadlock over MP accountability was handily solved by just not having any, lol

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Quantum Mechanic posted:

They've essentially declared themselves to be independents.
Machine gunning is off the table?

Does the piss test pass the pub test or are they just taking the piss?

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starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
How do you make them accountable though? All I can see is threat of disendorsing them, and that's poo poo for the party.

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